Earlier this week, the good Lord blessed us with His bounty in the form of this most fake Pastor who has ever committed a crime right in a church and immediately suffered the consequences, Joseph Rizutti Sr. of Worcester.
Pastor Joe was cuffed, tased and subsequently arrested and charged after he blocked them from speaking to a woman and hit them with a door as they tried to get into his church to investigate a case of “custodial interference”.
He then went full-on “fuck 12” ratchet on his Facebook page in some very un-pastorly posts anti-police posts, that have since by deleted by the good Rev. Ratchet.
Has he walked back on his anti-police rhetoric after taking some time to reflect, repent, and confer with God, perhaps? Is Rev. Ratchet Rizutti now a changed man, an even stronger leader for his delicate flock?
LOLZ, No. He still hates Johnny Law! He’s not sorry, and he’s now saying that the cops probably would have murdered him, if not for the room full of screeching onlookers surrounding him while the cops lit his ass up like Sodom and Gomorrah.
“A preacher who was tased by police inside a church in Worcester over the weekend says one of the responding officers “wanted to knock him out” because they were unable to properly subdue him.
Officers responding to the Cornerstone Baptist Church on Sunday night were greeted by 55-year-old Joseph Rizzuti, who allegedly blocked them from speaking to a woman and slammed a door into them as they followed him.
Police say an officer later used a stun gun to gain control over Rizzuti during a struggle that ensued.
“I was tased while I was laying on the ground prone, with my hands out,” Rizzuti told 7NEWS. “He decided that because he was small and couldn’t put my hands behind my back, he wanted to knock me out. It didn’t work, so he went to the next step, and started pounding on me.”
In a video of the incident captured on a cellphone, a panicked bystander could be heard screaming, “Why are you doing this? You’re hurting him!”
Police say Rizzuti was interfering in a child custody case but he denied slamming a door on the officers.
“The door they kicked in is the door they’re claiming they got hit with but that would have to match up with their story,” Rizzuti said. “There are two stories.”
“I believe that if I had been alone in that building, most likely I would have been murdered in that building by these police officers,” he said. “Fortunately, there were 25 to 30 people there, and they could not get away with it.” “
Chill out, G-Unit. Nobody wants to murder your dumb ass. What the fuck kind of church are you running here, exactly? One straight out of The Godfather? I have no idea what is going on in this man’s head. If you don’t want to get cuffed, tased and dropped to the ground like Mana from heaven, maybe don’t resist arrest and act like a fucking moron. You would think a religious leader in some capacity would understand that. Or do they just really do religion a lot different in Worcester than the rest of the world?
Either way, after looking into the Rizutti family a bit, I am 98% certain this cop-hating chudstuffer of a fraud is entirely full of holy shit.
First of all, Uncle Turtleboy has lived in or around Worcester his entire life, and has never even heard of this “Cornerstone Bible Baptist Church” where the Pastor may occasional end up face down and cuffed before the eyes of God and his congregation. So let’s look a little closer at the esteemed House of the Holy Spirit, praising the Lord one lost soul at a time in the heart of Worcester, MA.
The first thing to be noted here, I think, is the the Church looks very little like a church, and much more like a check cashing store or sketchy bodega.
It is located conveniently right on the corner of a trash-and-needle strewn street in terrible disrepair, and next to an Ethnic Mini-Mart with bedsheets for curtains and zero off-street parking.
It’s also across the street from what appears to be a liquor store/tenement 2-for-1 building,
And just a stone’s throw away from this windowless trap house of intrigue and wonder.
So the Lord really blessed them with prime real estate there. If you don’t happen to be shot down and meet your maker on the way in to the church, you can tempt fate some more by joining the congregation in beating the neighborhood panhandlers and hookers to the busy intersection on the corner, so you can hand a poster with a graphic-looking crucifix scene to one of your kids to hold up while you yell at passing vehicles about Jesus and eternal damnation.
Sounds great. As far as Spiritual leadership goes, I do regret to inform you that the Reverend Ratchet, is in fact NOT the church’s official spiritual leader. I’m honestly not sure what he is, because he hates the police, calls himself an “evangelist” at some times and a “pastor” at others, and it appears he claims to have attended a religious institution
That doesn’t even seem to exist. Not that it’s shocking information or anything. He got arrested feet from the pulpit, for fuck’s sake.
Cornerstone Bible Baptist Church’s Pastor is actually this fucking guy:
Rev. Ratchet’s son, Joe Rizzuti, Jr.
Who apparently just had to buy some hair pomade and change in to his court close, and then, HALLELUJAH:
He is now God’s chosen mouthpiece. Seriously, according to the Church’s weird, shitty website, he has no other apparent qualifications to be leading lost souls to Salvation whatsoever,
….Except for maybe the “Christian family” he was born in to. And they seem lovely. Of course we all now know what kind of person his fake-pastor Dad is…..the kind of humble servant of God who says shit like this about cops,
After being arrested for interfering with their investigation into “custodial interference”, AKA, stealing yo’ babies back from the DCF fairy. The woman in question hasn’t been named publicly, but I’d bet money on it being on of Rev. Ratchet’s super classy daughters. They all seem to fit the type.
Maybe it was Angelica?
Looks like the product of a pious Christian upbringing. She was arrested in 2017 for three counts of assault and battery:
And even appears to have her own Spiritual calling, “Ghetto Gospel Ministries”.
So full of Divine Grace.
Or maybe it was Rachel?
Rachel was arresting for her part in a vicious beating that left a 46-year old man in critical condition in 2014,
Allegedly selling her benzos in 2018,
Oh, yeah, and she was a the car with her son in 2007 when her then-boyfriend decided it wise to shoot at the vehicle.
She surely seems to be walking with the Lord.
Or maybe Pastor Fuck the Po-lice was protecting Rhonda?
Rhonda certainly carries herself like a faithful and modest Lamb of God.
She was arrested in 2013 for assault and battery:
And then again a few months later for driving around after her license was revoked for being a habitual traffic offender.
Unfortunately, Jesus did not take the wheel very often for her.
Or maybe Padre Rizzuti took a taster to the back so Kasandra could get away from the cops?
She was arrested in 2009 at the tender age of just 17 for credit fraud and a warrant.
That same year, she hit a pedestrian with her car.
And more recently, in 2018, she was arrested for larceny.
Pastor Degenerate had a fifth daughter, but she unfortunately died of a drug overdose last year. You know, just a bunch of typical Preacher’s daughters, living their best lives in the image of God.
They sure seem like a wholesome, pious, God-fearing Christian family. Definitely the type to run a legitimate church, nothing to see here. I just want to know how people like this end up in charge of any sort of religious organization? Like, did they just fall in to this by accident, or what? It just seems like the entire family is the issue here. One, or even two kids with a criminal history? Ok, maybe it’s just shit luck. But every single one of them, and you call yourself an “Evangelist?” I don’t know, man. I’ve bought Louis Vuitton out of the back of a van parked in an alleyway that looked less fake than this “Church”.