Rockland Bobbin For Boners Selectman Drops Sexual Impropriety Lawsuit Against Town Administrator After Tapes Were Released Probably Showing Her Hungry For The D

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Last night I published this blog about the Rockland Bobbin for Boners selectman’s attempt to keep the sex tape from town hall from being made public, even though she’s accusing the town administrator who she allegedly blew, of what sounds like sexual assault. Makes zero sense that a victim alleging such a serious charge wouldn’t want the evidence made public. Unless of course she’s not really a victim, which she isn’t.

Well we all know Miss Bobbin for Boners reads Turtleboy because she mentioned a “gossip blog” as a reason to suppress the tape. (Hi Deirdre!) And it looks like she realized that this is better than 50 Shades of Gray and we’re probably not gonna stop blogging about it until it’s over. After coming to that conclusion she decided to drop the lawsuit today:

A selectman who has accused the town administrator of behaving inappropriately toward her withdrew a lawsuit Friday morning seeking to block the town from releasing surveillance footage of an after-hours encounter between the two at town hall last month. A lawyer for Selectman Deirdre Hall filed a motion arguing that releasing the footage would cause further embarrassment to Hall’s family and could hamper the town’s investigation into the actions of Town Administrator Allan Chiocca, who was placed on paid leave last month.

But a hearing that was scheduled for 2 p.m. on Friday in Plymouth Superior Court was canceled after Hall’s attorney, Brian Hughes, withdrew the request for an injunction. The motion filed Wednesday represented the first public disclosure of details about Hall’s allegations, which have fueled heated speculation and rumors around town. In the motion, Hughes said Hall’s children have been unable to attend school regularly since she made the allegations against Chiocca last month and announced that she was ending her bid for election to state representative for the 5th Plymouth District. Hughes said Hall’s allegations were based on a May 17 “incident” in town hall that Hall says she has no recollection of “as a result of impairment.”

So basically the judge refused to deny their request to keep the public from seeing the tape (since it’s public property) so she dropped the case. Her entire lawsuit was banking on the #MeToo momentum that all “victims” like her are to be believed, simply because they possess a penis fly trap. But in a court of law facts matter. And the facts are clearly laid out on that tape, which shows her making moves for the man meat.

Here’s the best part – the tape is coming out anyway. WHDH is already asking for it, and so will the Patriot Ledger and the rest. We don’t even have to take the charge on this one. Everyone loves a good town hall blowjob scandal. Uncle Turtleboy busted a seam in his pants when he heard that news.

I feel so bad for her husband and her children. Especially the kids, who have to deal with the fact that Mom is now the town hussy. Infidelity can’t be easy to grapple with. Poor guy was probably faithful to her, publicly has stood up for her around town, and ended up getting cuckholded. She repaid him by lying, dragging their family into it, and refusing to let the story leave the limelight. I’d like to think that if Mr. Turtlegirl cheated on me I’d bounce. But the fact of the matter is when you have kids, that shit gets complicated and expensive. It’s almost easier to work it out and be miserable. All she had to do was just resign and focus on her family. But instead she let this drag on and publicly humiliated her family in the process.

13 Comment(s)
  • TheSquatch
    June 26, 2018 at 10:06 am

    This whole scandal is far from over. The Town Accountant was placed on paid administrative leave yesterday.

  • InTheKnow
    June 19, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    Word is Chairman Kimball is resigning tonight at 7pm! Allegedly also had involvement with Selectwoman Deidre Hall. Stay tuned!

  • The Professor
    June 16, 2018 at 7:16 am

    Nothing feels better than being able to say “I told you so”. Great job team. Let’s savor this small victory against corruption and realize the potential bullet that we dodged. Say Dear Deirdre made it to Beacon Hill and used her “skills” to advance. We may have had this scumbag as a legislative leader or even governor down the road. Think of the damage avoided thanks to some good journalism.

    Hi Deirdre! Just one last word as you circle the bowl with the other loafs. You are a POS sociopath who cares nothing for your husband and kids. Goodbye and enjoy oblivion.

    Someone get the Febreze or light a match. This turd is flushed.

  • kevinrobertmcgee
    June 15, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    The word is that selectman Kimbal was back door banging her to that’s why he wrote an affidavit in her behalf , I can speak from experience Kimball is a disputable blow hard who testified in my land court case with Chiocca and lied and perjured them selves , Kimball is gonna resign from board tues night , big mouth overload coward

  • Screw PC
    June 15, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    The second hardest part for her is that her political legacy is being a small-town Monica Lewinsky. I see a one way plane ticket in her near future.

    Thanks for scoring us another safety, moonbats.

    • Wabbitt
      June 15, 2018 at 9:48 pm

      And the hardest part would be the dick in her mouth, right?

  • InTheKnow
    June 15, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    WHDH News 7 told me the town is not releasing the video. They had to formerly write a public records request and the town has two weeks to respond.

  • Screw PC
    June 15, 2018 at 4:25 pm

    “Hall’s children have been unable to attend school regularly since she made the allegations against Chiocca last month.”

    That pig-nosed twat is using her kids as a human shields. The liberals learned that trick from Hamas.

  • cantshakeit
    June 15, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    Any insight on why Hall was suspended and later fired from her job as a city attorney in Quincy last year? The story is she misused a company vehicle, but that’s all I know.

    • InTheKnow
      June 15, 2018 at 3:16 pm

      Word is her accident in a City of Quincy vehicle, had her Rockland campaign material in it. She was placed on leave and resigned before they fired her.

      • cantshakeit
        June 15, 2018 at 3:22 pm

        Thanks. That’s mildly disappointing considering everything that’s happened since.

  • InTheKnow
    June 15, 2018 at 2:46 pm

    I bet she was pressured into dropping it because a ton of skeletons would come out!

  • InTheKnow
    June 15, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    Great job!

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