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Just when you thought we’d heard the last of the Rockland Bobbin for Boners saga Eddie Porkchops shows up to add another chapter to this bootleg 50 Shades of Foreplay….
Police were called to Rockland Town Hal on Wednesday to respond to reports that Edward Kimball was arguing with residents who were collecting signatures to support the selectman’s recall. Four police cruisers responded to town hall at about 4:45 p.m. Wednesday for reports of a “possible assault in progress,” according to the police log. The officers said there was no assault but that Kimball got into a verbal argument with someone standing outside with a group collecting petition signatures in an effort to force a recall election for the veteran selectman.
“My understanding is that some adults got into a heated argument which ended prior to our arrival,” Rockland police Lt. Nicholas Zeoli said in an email. “There were no charges filed.”
Residents took the first step toward recalling Kimball when they submitted an affidavit with 500 signatures to the town clerk Tuesday. The clerk then issued an official recall petition. Supporters have two weeks to gather roughly 1,800 signatures before a recall election can be scheduled. They were trying to collect the signatures when the confrontation occurred.
BREAKING: Rockland’s Police Chief confirms to me his officers were called to Town Hall for reports of Selectmen Ed Kimball harassing people who were collecting signatures to recall him #Boston25 (Photo: Michael Ceurvels) pic.twitter.com/6GS7FUVCaY
— Mike Saccone (@mikesacconetv) July 25, 2018
Oh man, it’s just raining After Davids in Rockland these days!! Gotta give it to Eddie Porkchops, he is not going down without a fight. Any normal person would be so embarrassed by the fact that they were revealed to have had an affair with the town pass around/selectman, who then cheated on him by forcing the town manager to give her a DNA slurpie to get revenge on Eddie Porkchops’ wife, that they’d just resign. I can’t imagine the job pays much, if anything at all, so why put yourself through it? Everyone in town hates you and no one takes you seriously.
But clearly this glutton dumpster THRIVES on being the villain. He loves it. And when the citizens come together legally to petition the government to remove him, he shows up in his pink XXXL muumuu, with the wife he was cheating on in tow, in order to harass and intimidate the people who don’t want their town to be run by this sweat donkey.
Can’t wait to see what happens when he’s finally recalled. I bet when he is he still shows up to the next meeting and sits in his chair. He won’t leave until the police bust out the forklift and drag his fat ass out of there.