Rockland Selectwoman Running For State Rep Takes Late Night Trip To Bone Zone In Town Hall With Town Administrator, Pulls A #MeToo When She Gets Caught And Drops Out Of Race

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SourceRockland Town Counsel John Clifford says Town Administrator Allan Chiocca has been placed on paid administrative leave pending an independent investigation. Clifford spoke on behalf of the Board of Selectmen after an executive session was called. Selectman Deirdre Hall and Chiocca were not present.

“The Board of Selectmen is aware of serious allegations regarding potential misconduct by certain town officials,” said Clifford.

He said the Selectmen voted to engage Regina Ryan of Discrimination and Harassment Solutions, LLC to investigate the allegations. Clifford added the board had no comment pending the investigation.

“Once the investigation is complete, Attorney Ryan will report back to the board with findings and recommendations,” said Clifford. “Once the board receives that report, they will determine what action if any is appropriate under the circumstances.”

Clifford did not address specifics of the allegations.

“While these allegations are certainly upsetting, the Town of Rockland is fortunate to have professional and dedicated department managers and staff in place that will ensure there is no disruption to service to our residents,” he said.

Last week WATD learned of the investigation into the misconduct which is alleged to include alcohol and sex in town offices after hours. Chiocca did not respond to a call seeking comment.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Don’t these people read Turtleboy? Do they not remember what ended up happening to the Billerica firefighters who were passing around the spicy dispatcher like a beach ball on the 4th of July? Do these people not know what motel rooms are? Why, for the love of God, do they insist on exchanging love juices in municipal buildings THAT THEY WORK IN??!!

So basically what happened here according to our sources is that the two of them went back to town hall for a little 2 AM basting of the corn on the cob. They claim there’s a video of them walking in together, which in that case means they’re both toast. Safe to say, he was getting the better end of the deal:

Why does this keep happening? Why do fairly attractive women in their 30’s keep sleeping with much older bald guys in power who end up becoming Turtleboy famous?

Not sure about him, but she’s married with three kids. Why would a public official with so much to lose, do something so stupid? Oh, and she’s running for State Rep for Rockland, Hanover, and Norwell.

At least she was until today….

Wait a minute…is she playing the #MeToo card?

“allegation of inappropriate behavior by the Town Administrator towards me.”

Hey Deirdre, if you’re the victim here, then why are you leaving the race? If he did something inappropriate to you that you did not consent to, then why aren’t the police involved? And why would you be out with this guy, who you work with, at 2 AM? It takes two to tango, and it’s a slap in the face to actual VICTIMS that you’re trying to pass this off as wrongdoing solely on his part because you’re trying to save face around town.

In fairness her campaign slogan was, “A Hall for All.”

Maybe this guy just misunderstood that?

Ya know, I felt bad for her for a minute there when I saw her kids. They seem like a really nice family and I feel for her husband. All she had to do was just bow out of the election with class and ask for privacy for your family so you can deal with this. Instead she’s pretending to be a victim on top of using town hall for late night debauchery, which makes her a billion times worse. A lying politician running for State Rep? Never thought I’d see the day.

12 Comment(s)
  • Stunt Penis
    May 31, 2018 at 8:53 am

    What’s the world coming to if you can’t bend a consenting female over your desk for a little office action to relieve some stress in your day?

  • British TG
    May 31, 2018 at 4:24 am

    He threw his sausage down her hall

  • Captain Trips
    May 30, 2018 at 8:47 pm

    Allan Chiocca – is it me or does the guy have fangs? Is he a vampire?

  • Captain Trips
    May 30, 2018 at 8:45 pm

    Another liberal moonbat just proving what we already know…..Liberal moonbats have no morals or ethics.

  • The Professor
    May 30, 2018 at 7:44 pm

    Most of the people who aspire to political office unfortunately are just like this woman. The normal rules of civility, legality, and morality do not apply to them. Dear Deirdre doesn’t give a toss about her husband and children. By extension she doesn’t care about her potential constituents. Sadly enough naive democrat voters would have bought in to her pleasant appearance and parroting of all the phony talking points a democrat needs to espouse to get elected today.

    In short, she’s a scumbag. Unfortunately for us there is an endless line of other scumbags waiting to take her spot.

  • Screw PC
    May 30, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    Yeah, I bet your husband and kids feel great about this, you starfucking moonbat whore. Way to try to project your guilt onto someone else. You’re just another cumcatcher opportunist who dialed feminism all the way back to Mad Men days.

  • Screw PC
    May 30, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    Throw that in the pile of reprehensible shit that Massachusetts Democrats have done. She now belongs in the “politifuck” circle of Marzilli and Scondras. Ted “Highball Eee Screech Glug Scotfree” Kennedy still ranks supreme. He’s a tough act to follow. Only Kennedys can get away with killing people.

  • foo manchew
    May 30, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    She really needs to step away from the erection….I mean eLection, eLection! Solly, everyone, so solly!

    • glubglub
      May 31, 2018 at 6:03 pm

      She’s a well known Rockland cum dumpster who was looking to step it up in the next election. Guess she’s going to miss out on the next level of meat that was available at the statehouse

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