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Rockland Sex Scandal Is Back: Bobbin For Boners Might’ve Given Town Manager Allan Chiocca A $5.6 Million Slobjob To Get Revenge On Eddie Porkchops’ Wife

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If you thought the Rockland Bobbin For Boners/Eddie Porkchops saga was over, you were wrong. It will never end. I don’t have time to recap it all since I’ve written about it five billion times, so just read this one which kind of sums up where we left off.

Now that you’re caught up, check out the latest development:

Town Administrator Allan Chiocca wants the town to give him $5.36 million to avoid a lawsuit in which he would claim that the town’s handling of a sex scandal this summer destroyed his career and damaged his reputation. In a letter addressed to the town’s attorney John Clifford, Chiocca’s lawyer Adam Shafran says his client is willing to abandon potential lawsuits in exchange for the sum. If the town isn’t willing to pay him, Shafran says Chiocca can sue for claims that include quid pro quo sexual harassment, wrongful termination and breach of contract.

“As Mr. Chiocca’s employer, we view the town as the primary party responsible for the damages Mr Chiocca has sustained,” said the letter.

Chiocca was placed on paid administrative leave this May after then-Selectman Deidre Hall accused him of behaving inappropriately toward her during an after-hours encounter at town hall. The town hired an outside investigation firm to look into the claims. At the heart of the investigation was a three-hour surveillance video of the pair recorded after midnight in town hall. The investigation culminated in a 29-page report that said Hall pressured Chiocca into having sex with her, reminding him that she was his boss and would be voting on his contract extension. The report also found that Hall had been having an extramarital affair with then-Selectman Edward Kimball, who said in an affidavit that he had “engaged in some investigatory work” himself to get to the bottom of Hall’s initial claims against Chiocca.

In the letter sent to Clifford, Shafran says that the town’s intention to fire Chiocca despite the investigator’s recommendation that he be reinstated is hypocritical and opens the town to further legal trouble.

“Mr. Chiocca was the victim that evening, and there is no doubt whatsoever that if Mr. Chiocca was a female, nobody would be asserting that the victim engaged in misconduct,” the letter says.

The letter also says that even if Chiocca was allowed to return to his job, working conditions would be “absolutely intolerable,” and being placed on administrative leave affects future job prospects. Shafran says in the letter that claims brought against Hall could include assault and battery, quid pro quo sexual harassment, libel, malicious prosecution and abuse of process. Kimball could face claims of aiding and abetting sexual harassment, slander and interfering with an investigation. Shafran says payment of $5.36 million would stop Chiocca from filing suit against Hall and Kimball, as well as the town.

This video right here, shows you what it looks like before and after a $5.6 million blowjob!!

Only Bobbin for boners could give a purple helmet bath worth that much cash.

But seriously, this guy is just sad. Does he realize he’s basically saying that she raped him? He wants us to believe that he only allowed her to go down on him because she made him believe that was the only way he could keep his job. In other words, it was against his will. Does this look like a dude who just got raped?

Fuck no. That is the look of a very, very satisfied customer. Eddie Porkchops knows the feeling.

The video clearly shows he couldn’t wait to get Eddie Porkchops’ second helpings. He might’ve been nervous at first, but she was thirsty that night, and she wasn’t leaving there without a DNA slurpie. Let’s be honest, no guy is gonna turn down a hummer from Bobbin for Boners. Not in those shoes and that skirt.

Girl was on the PROWL for mutton rod that night!!

Mr. Turtlegirl jokingly says sometimes that he allows me to go down on him, because no guy has ever needed to grant a woman permission to give a complementary basket sandwich. I get why he’s pursuing this angle, because he’s unemployable at this point in his career with these kind of Google trophies, but he’s gotta know it’s not going anywhere. Either way, if he actually pursues charges against Bobbin for Boners and Eddie Porkchops I will be the happiest turtle ever, because I never want this story to end.

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19 Comment(s)
  • Sir Wilfred Death
    November 3, 2018 at 11:51 am

    Great. So next year when the town stops plowing and the school district cancels intramurals and the school play, the citizens of the sad town of Rockland will know who to blame. Four frauds who whould be sued in civil court: Skeevy Dierdre, Her Cuckhold Husband, Eddie Porkchops, and don’t forget accomplice Mrs. Porkchops. What’s worse, the knob gobbling or the cover up?

  • Frank Lee Idoncare
    November 3, 2018 at 5:58 am

    This Bride of Frankenstein either just learned to walk, or is carrying a watermelon between her thighs, as some sort of advanced Kegel exercise. Only Chiocca knows for sure.

  • Turd Reversalist
    November 3, 2018 at 1:48 am

    Her starfish needs feeding.

  • Harvey Keitel
    November 2, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    she is kinda hot. but i would still dump fuck her. since i’m a cop i might just blow a load on the outside of her car. Bad Lieutenant style.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    November 2, 2018 at 9:49 pm

    #metoo

  • TheBigOldDog
    November 2, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    Sadly, he’s going to win big. Maybe not as a big as it would be if the genders were reversed but the laws are the laws and he has one heck of a case. I don’t think this, “men can’t be sexually harassed” stuff is going to work too well in court.

  • Lucky Him
    November 2, 2018 at 2:28 pm

    He was unemployable to begin with which is why he was working for the town in the first place. This just accelerates his retirement which is all any town employee thinks about starting on day one.

  • YokelLocal
    November 2, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    After david.

  • Burlando Castile
    November 2, 2018 at 1:38 pm

    She’s got the walking gait of Pumpkinhead. 
    She’s got more gap than the active site on an enzyme. 
    She stands like a dual popsicle. 

    I can’t be the only one here noticing this here

    • Foghorn Leghorn
      November 2, 2018 at 1:55 pm

      I’m pickin’ up what you’re putting down, son. Where I come from, we’d call that gal “Square Britches”.

    • Sally wide hips
      November 2, 2018 at 2:33 pm

      She’s a former offensive tackle for the Pats. It’s a wide stance to deflect the pass rusher to the outside of the line. Classic Belichick taught move.

    • Y
      November 2, 2018 at 2:49 pm

      Gap so big, my dick’s got to fit

    • Nigel Hosepipe, British Archeologist
      November 2, 2018 at 2:57 pm

      Her lower body reminds me of Stonehenge.

  • Dale Doorman
    November 2, 2018 at 11:44 am

    Cue the Hungry Hungry Hippos theme…

  • KJDS
    November 2, 2018 at 11:28 am

    Bargaining tactic. Threaten a lawsuit for an exorbitant amount of $$, and they’ll eventually settle for a few $100,000.

  • Lmao22
    November 2, 2018 at 11:22 am

    Is it jus me or TURTLEBOY did you put a porkchop on Eddie’s left check or am I seeing a shadow?

  • EmfnT
    November 2, 2018 at 11:16 am

    Of course he will never get $5.36M. But the town will settle this out of court for some sum of money that is much more than what he deserves. And I don’t blame him for trying. He is going to need some money to live on since he will be unemployable (at least in the public sector).

  • Ann Flaherty
    November 2, 2018 at 11:16 am

    Can’t wait for the election to be over so that the first and most annoying of the very annoying ads–Shiva-won’t be here anymore.

  • Big Fat Republican Dick
    November 2, 2018 at 11:14 am

    The part that is porn for me is watching a Democrat skeezer get raked over the coals over and over and over… I can’t get tired of it.

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