Route 31 From Spencer To Charlton Is The Biggest Abortion Sandwich Of A Road We’ve Ever Seen
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So the Turtleboy elves were delivering Christmas joy in this morning by dropping off some Turtleboy beanies and t-shirts and hoodies and mugs in Spencer and Charlton this morning. And to get from Spencer to Charlton you take Route 31 – the Dudley to Fitchburg expressway. Can’t say that I take this road very often, but I feel TERRIBLE for people who do. It feels like you’re driving road in a remote Bosnian village a couple hours after a NATO air strike:
Can’t say I’ve ever bounced that much in a car on a state road. The vibrations were borderline orgasm inducing. But it probably does a number on your shocks and tires.
Here’s the crazy part. The second you cross into Charlton it IMMEDIATELY becomes a smooth and comfortable driver’s paradise:
Evidently Spencer’s three elected officials in the Statehouse (Senator Anne Gobi and Reps Donnie Berthiaume and Peter Durant) lobbied the state a couple months ago to fix the freaking road. And they got it. But why should they have to do that? There’s a broken state road. Fix it. This is why we pay state taxes. The state divides up our tax dollars based on which elected official is the best at lobbying for it. So why does it seem like Spencer is always getting the short end of the stick? Whey is Route 31 so flawless in Paxton, Charlton, Holden, Princeton and Westminster, but such an abortion sandwich in Spencer? Why is David Prouty such a grossly underfunded cesspool of broken dreams? I understand there’s a lot of dooshnozzles in town like Bob Cirba who will do anything to avoid paying for municipal services. But where is the state? Hasn’t Spencer been put through enough as it is? Free muh roads!!!
P.S. The only town we’ve ever seen with worse roads on our bone ride series is Royalston.
But no one ever has any reason to go to Royalston, so it doesn’t really matter. People actually use Route 31 in Spencer.
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