This is Elizabeth Gordon from Wilmington, North Carolina.
She’s a social justice warrior extraordinaire who I guess must’ve lived in Fitchburg at some point, because she posts occasionally in the local cesspool known as “Discussing Fitchburg Now” on Facebook. Today she woke up and decided that she was gonna lecture local residents from 800 miles away about why they can’t use the term “Chinese Auction” any longer.
Thank God we have white people from North Carolina who are willing to step up and be the official spokespeople for Asians and other racial groups who never asked them to do that in the first place. We’ve all seen the videos of Asians getting the shit kicked out of them by mostly black people in democratic controlled urban areas. But that’s only happening because white people in Fitchburg use terms like “Chinese auction.” Sure, you may have thought that you were referring to some sort of raffle-silent auction hybrid, but in reality you were being prejudiced towards 19th century railroad laborers and you’re getting Asian people killed. So cut the shit!
While we’re at it, can we please cancel Chinese Checkers too? That game was invented in Germany and wrongly associates Chinese people with wood and pegs. It has also gotten at least 5 Asian people killed in the last 2 weeks.
And while we’re at it, Swedish meatballs, French fries, Russian roulette, Dutch ovens, Belgian waffles, Swiss cheese, and Portuguese man o’ war are hereby cancelled as well. Dutch people in this country can’t walk down the street without being beaten up for the epidemic of flatulence in this country!
As usual the people leading the charge against this sort of ridiculous censorship were the people the woke white liberals were hoping to protect.
Have you ever met an Asian person Elizabeth? Nobody is less offended by anything than Asian people. It’s why they’re so good at beating your kids in school.
According to her bio she’s Asian herself.
Born in Saigon? Bitch, it’s called Ho Chi Minh City. Have some respect for Vietnamese culture and stop appropriating your Western capitalist vocabulary on the proud communist government of Vietnam.
Elizabeth apparently is some sort of actress.
That sounds thrilling.
She was recently honored by the Wilmington Arts Council for being a “biracial Asian-American playwright.”
Just because your Dad opened up a sweatshop to manufacture sneakers in before the commies took over doesn’t mean you’re Asian-American.
You’ll notice that she’s also a Vegan. And if you thought her lecturing you about what words you’re not allowed to use was obnoxious, just wait until you see her thoughts on milk, cheese, fish, and eggs.
Oh no, we stole milk from cows!
Also, don’t eat eggs because the egg factory might burn down.
And while you’re at it don’t wear socks, because there was once a fire in the sock factory.
Turkeys are also cancelled.
“I propose that wild turkeys should live their lives in the wild, without human interference, and die however they naturally die.”
- We have WAY too many turkeys around here, and they’re beginning to become a menace.
- “However they naturally die” means “eaten by a fox,” which is way better than eaten by a human.
- No one’s eating wild turkeys. They’re probably gamey and nasty.
For a woman who’s concerned a lot about negative stereotypes about Asians she sure doesn’t mind blaming coronavirus on Chinese people’s hunger for bats and dogs.
This post killed 19 Asian people in less than 24 hours.
She’s also an admitted murderer who killed a mouse in 1985.
Please, just snap their spinal chords instead. Mice have feelings too.
She’s very concerned about the rights and feelings of vermin and wild animals, but she’s not so concerned about the well being of American children though, which is why she shares fear mongering and misleading propaganda designed to make people believe that opening up schools is dangerous for kids.
In reality kids don’t die from COVID, but they do die from suicide and other mental health related issues which spiked dramatically this year as a result of school closures. If only Elizabeth Gordon cared as much about that as she did about Chinese auctions. Sad.
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A chinese auction may offend people, because its calling Asian people cheapskates. It’s being a little derogatory towards them. It’s not going to kill them, but its still insulting.
Chinese checkers isn’t derrogatory towards chinese people. It”s a misnomer, but it’s not really offensive in nature.
This article digs through her post history to attack her, over something as trivial as that.
PS, asian people do care about racism against them.
Just look at any of these pics. Look at this broad’s eyes. She makes Heath Ledger’s Joker seem like Norman Rockwell. She makes Courtney Love look more conservative than the Queen of England. She makes Joe Biden seem like the Mensa Society President. Wow, what a clam roll.
Wherever this twat was born or lives, she’s annoying and nobody cares what you say or think
If you are white, and you eat Chinese food, that is racist. If you are white, and you do not eat Chinese food, that is more racist.
Napalm drops from heaven.
Napalm napalm sticks like glue,
Sticks to women and children too.
Burns the skin and chars the bone
Christ I’m Glad that it’s homegrown.
Drove through Wayland today. 4 or 5 people holding “Stop Asian Hate” signs. They were all white middle aged woman, of course. Asian people have better shit to do a Sunday than hold up cardboard signs like homeless pissbums on a street corner. Woke white sexually frustrated middle aged women are the real problem here.
Not to mention the poor people of Cleveland being blamed and accosted for The Cleveland Steamer!
If this cunt is asian then I’m Jet Li
According to Google:
Cleveland steamer (plural Cleveland steamers) (slang) A sexual act involving defecating on someone’s chest, then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller.
HA!! Who comes up this this shit!!
JaJa could have been her
Alex, I’ll take shit holes for $500.
I’m pretty sure Saigon, Fitchburg or east bum Tennessee would be the answer.
Is that the lady with migraines who plays royal family with her daughter all day.as the dog dressed in ribbons chases them around. You got alit more problems than migraines. Actually you just gave me one. Give me some of that migraine medicine with many side effects and a name I can t pronounce
I’d like to slap a glue trap on Elizabeth Gordon’s mouth in 2021.
I can attest first hand that most (not all, but most) Chinese people can’t drive for shit!
So bring back the Chinese auctions, and auction off their cars.
Make the world a safer place.
I tell my Chinese friends, sure you can sit in back booth, just don’t drive over to it.
If your uber driver shows up and is Chinese, run for your life.
You good driver though, right Lee?
Yes, I drive golf ball very well.
I love young n!gger boys, they’re so sexy
So, if I go to Ireland on vacation, the baby is born there, then we return to the US, is the baby half Irish?
No he is a drunk and loves potatoes, like me.
“When I returned, Mary Jo and the caaah were gone.”
You know Irish 7 course meal? A boiled potato and a 6 pack.
who the fuk ever heard of a chinese auction?
I assume that it is some soccer mom thing normal people have never heard of.
I know its really early but I cant sleep.Made Ghost Pepper wings last night and touched my bag when I took a leak. Tried icing my scrotum down but it only made it worse.It really burns.When should I start to worry?
I could lend a hand
A lot of racist inbred pedophiles in the comment sections of this website. Must be nice living a mediocre / loser life and living off government hand-outs while claiming illegal aliens are bleeding the government dry, when it’s really you douchebags (so many of you dipshits are on Foods-stamps). Seriously stop raping and fu*king your family members and children (and also animals) because it shows (and statistically you people do win at crimes involving rape and pedophilia with high levels of incest thrown in).
You losers keep bitching and moaning about cancel culture, when in reality you f*cktards do the exact same thing because it hurts your little dickhead minds. And you people bitch and moan about the dumbest shit, for f*cks sake and get a real job or go back to school (or finish at least finish H.S.) and just maybe you can read beyond a Dr. Seuss book level especially since you cry-babies can’t handle the loss of a few unremarkable titles (that no ever cared about to begin with). You losers canceled so much things to the point where you’re left with the lamest companies to buy from, but realistically it’s not going to stop you from buying brands / things you canceled. And the celebrities you people have left that share the same mindset as you losers… LOL… Kevin Sorbo, that loser from Silver Spoons, and that My Pillow loser kind of counts as a celebrity for you guys.
Remember incest, rape, and pedophilia is WRONG and shacking up with White Supremacists in jail won’t save you!! And if you believe in God (because most of you dipshits seem to believe you are God-faring Christians) there is definitely no way in hell you people will be going to heaven… I mean seriously LOL!!!!
#BeBest #losers #STOPinbreeding
I love when Turtleboy triggers the morons.
It means Turtleboy is winning.
That is all
Dude, do you own a MyPillow with the word ‘TRIGGERED’ bedazzled on it? Because you seem kind of triggered.
I visit Turtleboy a few times a day.
Responding to a fool is not the same as being “triggered”
That is all
Rick you poor thing. Take your meds. Seriously. Take your hands off the keyboard, and medicate. For all our sakes.
One of the links broke on my lovers Chinese anal beads, and now he can’t get most of them out of me. Should I be worried?
I 100% APPROVE THIS RICK MORTEN POST.
100% of nothing still equals nothing.
Rick get some meds ur delusional and a hypocrite u sound get a ducking life u triggered libtard everything u just said about conservative ppl actually applies to miserable liberals like yourself
We should bring back black people auctions.
Just watch the NFL or NBA Draft with the volume off.
French Fries were already canceled by the Republican Party. They’re called Freedom Fries now.
She has that Cray-Cray Amanda Sawyer eye thing going on.
I was at a Chinese auction. I heard people talking. One man wanted to Welsh on a debt. Another was going to Jew a client out of his savings. A woman was afraid of being Gypped, and the perp getting off Scot free. That guy belongs in the Paddy wagon. I dont mind French kisses, but Greek style ain’t my thing. I left with an Italian who said “let’s get lunch, Dutch treat. “
I would like to critique her bedside manner.
A sixth victim has now died leaving behind 3 children as a single father. The man was working on the HVAC at the house when Phillip Adams entered the house with intentions of killing the doctor who was treating him. Sorry, what? No one outside the local media in SC is reporting this? How can that be? You mean CNN, NBC, CBS, et. al are now running wall to wall coverage about another crazy white man with a Asian fetish…huh? The perp was not white? The victims were white, including children? So it doesn’t fit the narrative about gun control laws or white privilege? Damn, well then sorry, move along, nothing to see here. Back to giving Joe a rub and tug while comparing him Lincoln.
Whenever you see some local shit head newscast doing a live spot harass them as much as possible. Fuck these assholes and their fake news narrative. Channel 5 sent out one of their pajama boy reporters and lo and behold there was a guy wearing a Scally cap with a full sleeve tattoo with a side piece. Armed security on the Schneid, Figures the most woke Cunty channel hires armed security Pussies
So, we should rename said auctions to “southeast Asian” auctions? Or Vietnamese Auctions? I don’t get it. I could see priests losing money over these cheap ass auctions that attract altar boys with dollar bills. Hell, just call it a silent auction. Oh no that will offend a deaf vegan!
Who you calling Slope, Peckerhead?
My great, great grandfather was a ‘coolie’ on the transcontinental railroad. And if he were alive today, he would kick all your asses and still a get a couple of miles of track laid.
Yes she’s obviously a fiery slut who given her theatrical flare likes a good role play of escaped convict and the wardens wife . Yes she’s a misguided sole worried about slopes and gooks ,japs and chinks , and the rest of the yellow devils . But make no mistake the Turtle is a desperate little man who sooner or latter will face the music for his doings .I keep reading and commenting even though I hate the green goblin . Don’t get me wrong I like a lot of what he does and agree with his politics but he crossed the line and can’t have it both ways one day supporting us and the next bashing us . He’s not Howie Carr .
Just hang it up already. Nobody cares.
A professor is in class talking about the American dream, he looks to a German student and asks, did you guys have a dream? He says, YES, BUT NO ONE LIKED IT!!!
Some people in Argentina say they liked it.
The only better acting I’ve seen is when Aiden said he was going to kill himself.
Can we still say Chinese fire drill?
Or Chinese whore house?
There is a “STOP ASIAN HATE” yard sign. Only 1 I’ve ever seen. Oddly, no BLM sign next to it. I wonder who lives there…?
…wouldn’t have time to complain about which have nothing to do with themselves if they had procreated. So in this case: EAT A DICK, BITCH!!! is appropriate.
She definitely has the most punchable face I’ve seen in a long time. Saw all I needed to with “My non-asian brothers and sisters” BARF. Then, born in “Saigon”. FUCK OUTTA HERE! It’s Ho Chi Minh City, you cunt! Then the third strike was this: “Values passion and compassion.” Nobody who writes that kind of self-important shit for their own by-line is either sane or nice.
Mev and a transvestite prostitute make fuck fuck in out house by rice patti reminiscent of Gengis Khan mama san say ok round eye now pay one dollah! xi gau moo mao xing gong!!
Get to the crux of the matter. African American’s are incapable of assuming their own responsibility. Why is it that African Americans are the only culture that prop up criminals as heroes? Why is it that at every opportunity victimhood is splayed out across every virtous outlet? Why is it that every other culture, race, religion, and ethnicity assimilates, makes due, and excels? Why is the African American culture left behind? Why is it that the media, rich white people, multinational corporations, and main stream media support the fallacy of black people being held down?
Why can’t black people own it and why are Black Conservatives silenced?
These are questions that need answers.
And so, it is people with your mindset that insist on keeping them down, even those who conquered adversity or excelled academically. If you were a hiring manager in HR, you wouldn’t give one a chance despite the stellar resume/ CV. And the cycle repeats but your dumb ass wonders why.
Stellar resume? Is that black-speak for affirmative action? What a joke.
Women of ALL races are the biggest benefactors of affirmative action.
N!GGERS are moronic savages easily tempted by shiney objects. Most of these halfwits have no impulse control and smell like pig shit
My name is President Joe Biden, Senator from the great state of Delaware. Elizabeth how’d you like to polish my shoes and my knob? It pays five dollar American.
And Hunter if you’re reading this let me be perfectly clear, this chink is mine! You fuck her and I cut off your crack money!
Aw c’mon Daddy! I wanted to give her the ol’ Worcester Dump Truck!
Fuck this cunt! Cunt
So if a woman is exactly 50% Asian than it’s probably not completely sideways. I don’t want to say the word slanted because that’s pejorative so maybe diagonal.
One of the best comments ever written.
Is it just me or does this cunt have crossed eyes? She looks fucking freaky. Imagine how she looks when you wake up next to her.
She is about as white as copier paper, probably born to American parents living abroad.
I hate these mother fuckers. They are the most disgusting individuals in society because they feel it is their duty to defend other races. I have several Russian, Japanese, South Korean, Israeli, friends from Manhattan I keep in touch with via Signal the encrypted chat app, and specifically my Asian friends never complain about anything. Because they are busy getting shit done.
When I lived in SoHo Manhattan for years I dated a chick who was Russian and she kinda had the Asian slanted eye look, not massive but you could tell, this cunt looks about as Irish as me.
Good point. She clearly was born to hippie colonizers abroad, probably from wealthy families as well. Fuck her.
I dated Russian chick for like 3 years or so, we broke up. After a weekend of intensity with one of my friends doing mad blow, it was Sunday night and I was on my iMac engaging in Internet activity. I heard click click and she came in cuz she still had my keys. She saw the coke residue plate and was like wtf is this? And smashed the plate.
I am like you gotta leave or I am calling NYPD, and then she started screaming and smashing my dishes and glasses. I was like ok here we go, calling the cops to my 1 bed on 6th Ave and Prince, the 1st Precinct. She then started throwing knives at me. The NYPD showed up in a minute and a half if not less, response time was amazing. During all of this I took her apartment keys and threw them out the window.
NYPD rolled in and one of them said “at-least you are not married to her” and he hi fived and she gave me the lazer eyes look. They brought her outside, took her picture, and told her to never come back to SoHo again, basically trespassing her from the entire neighborhood.
They came back up and said we took care of it. I am like nice. Then one of my other friends she came over and proceeded to clean up my whole kitchen while I was sitting on the couch smoking a cigar nodding my head being like nice.
Manhattan is fucking crazy.
She could have a future in the US Army foodservice; opening #10 cans with that protruding chin.
another post menopausal cunt with daddy issues
what a waste of skin
nutbag douche canoe
And here is the reason – grew up in southeast TN and before committing to full time writing now she taught English and creative writing at Providence College, Tusculum College, and RI School of Design. Received her MFA in creative writing from Brown University.
And the picture of her in this article is super generous. YouTube video out there of her speaking to I assume is Wilmington NC city council titled “Resisting Horse Drawn Carriages”. Looks about 30 years older
Ruh roh! Erizabeth rooks exotic, was her dad G.I. in Saigon? Sum ting wong
If that was the case she’d be 45-55. Unless you’re saying you got an unknown granddaughter and that you don’t really remember that leave into Saigon, but your buddies keep telling you how great it was to this day. If this chick is Asian, she’s a quadroon.
Elizabeth is a vegan.
She doesn’t want animals slaughtered, butchered and consumed.
So the alternative is to take LIVING plants, vegetables etc., which of course are living organisms and slaughter, butcher and consume them.
Well Elizabeth how do we know that plants don’t suffer pain? I bet they are screaming when you dice them up, or boil them in your kitchen, you are dismembering plants and I’m offended.
You are a serial plant murderer!
So no moo goo gai pan in the back booth for her? Right Lee?
I make her wear straw cooley hat and clean restrooms.
Elizabeth is just another member of the Society Of Pussies Who Are Emotionally Damaged By Words.
Asian hate crimes? Don’t even start.
How about that Oriental dog meat festival they have every year? I’m trying to think of a name for that that doesn’t sound offensive.
I just Donkey Punched wifey.
The only positive thing I can say about Fitchburg, is it had a decant strip club, visited it a couple of times around 2008.
Performed many Pap Smears in the parking lot.Was it Club Boston? Must have been 20 years ago. It was a great place for Clam digging!
HOW DARE YOU!!!!
Now, I’m going to put on my China is Asshoe shirt, make an omelet, and enjoy the weather.
Look at this psychos crazy eyes!! Why do all SJWs have the same type of batshit crazy eyes???
I’ve noticed that as well…I’m thinking it’s SSRI meds. Every single one of them has crazy eyes…every one. The manic overbearing disposition suggests as much, too.
We’re fucked…crazy medicated people telling us we’re all crazy.
I cant stand this woman. Reading her posts make me want to go slaughter a cow and make delicious steaks out of him in her name. Maybe start the meal with some veal while wearing my white mink fur coat. Cheers mofo.
Hmmm she doesn’t look like a gook
Just an ugly white broad who’s probably sucked quite a few dicks
Look at those crazy eyes. Spooky!
African Americans. Especially the small business owners. The hard working Asians hate the African American culture and their laziness. They also equally hate lazy white people. And the vast majority of hate crimes committed against Asians are by African Americans. The lone outlier being Marky Mark. This insulated and self-righteous bitch needs to shut her noise hole.
Way to signal your virtuousness yet be way off on the facts.
I’m not certain, but I think I hooked up with an aunt of hers one of the times I was passing thru Saigon while serving in Vietnam. The Golden Bee on Tu-Do Street. The aunt gave a really sloppy hummer. More to the point, this moon bat has it wrong on the examples of wrongful appropriation and use of the word Chinese to mean cheap.
As some one, baby boomer, that grew up in the 50’s the term for things cheap or shoddy were made in Japan. a friend’s father, World War II Marine, said that those made in Japan metal toys started out as chicken noddle soup cans. In the sixties anything that was poor workmanship was referred to as “a jap job.
They sure do. Because from the get go in the 1970’s..Southeast asians know what its like to have nothing. So when they got to America they immediately got to work building a business and families- surpassing the nogs that were already here. Now they are light years ahead of them. Now the towelheads are doing the same. Leaving nogs behind once again.
Lowell is such a bastion of entrepreneurship. It’s quite obvious as you drive through the place.
I once dated Elizabeth
Not much to look at and she’s got nasty little tits
But she really knew how to suck a set of balls
All those eggs, chicken, filets, etc are just clumps of cells, right Elizabeth?
Hypocrisy, thy name is leftist.
Clearly mentally ill.
I’d give her a lobotomy with a Channel Dredger.
Cunt, not even close to Asian
she’s ‘Elizabeth Warren’ Asian
Who is worse..JAJAS crazy family friend or the DIZIO obsessed guy?
They aren’t the same person? Those two and the underwear idiot all have similar mindsets
I was today in the egg section plant based eggs in a plastic tub. WTF is that? I will stick with real eggs,so be it, more dead chickens.The are more chickens than Chins in a Chinese phonebook anyway.
This is the kind of woman that makes me want to cut my dick off. That is all.
Yo me an ElizaBuns need to share a massage table together.
I will school.dis bitch on diversity right qiick yo