The Dartmouth Police put out a APB for a thief today on their always entertaining Facebook page:
LOL, “Hans.” So good.
A Facebook group called “South Coast Live” shared the post.
And then we witnessed one of the greatest ratchet own goals of all time. It began when this woman showed up.
This salty slamhog’s name is Krissie Costa, and she decided to post this:
Keep in mind, at that point he had not yet been identified. But clearly she knew him, and a quick click on her Facebook page revealed…..
Being engaged since 2014 to this Portagee porridge pumper is the most Fall River thing ever. Ninety five percent chance he fell in love with her the moment she showed him how to take off his ankle bracelet on their first date.
But just in case it was unclear who the guy the cops were looking for was, she made it clear for those who hadn’t clicked on her page.
“fuck you and the rest of the rats you are.”
Ummm….pretty sure no one would know who Portuguese Sinbad was until you showed up and led us with a breadcrumb trail paid for with bartered food stamps. The only rat I see here is you hun.
Nevertheless she persisted.
Ain’t no way he’s turning himself in. She’s gonna get as many rounds of him burying his broomstick in her battleship cove as she can before the Dartmouth Police come and get him themselves. Until then she remains a Fall River legend.
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