Dartmouth Donkey Schlong Gets Arrested For Whipping Out Skin Flute At Random Women, Mother In Law Defends His Honor On DPD Facebook Page
This is Jose Luis Diaz from Dartmouth. As you can see, this is a mugshot. Take a wild guess…
Salty Slamhog Scores Own Goal By Identifying Portagee Porridge Pumper Fiance On Dartmouth Police Facebook Post Looking For Him, Says He’s Not Turning Himself In Because Dindu Nuffin
The Dartmouth Police put out a APB for a thief today on their always entertaining Facebook page: LOL, “Hans.”…
Dartmouth Clit Dribbler Robs 2 Elderly Women In 2 Days Outside Bank And Pharmacy, Smashes Into Cop Car During Chase, Whines About “Nasty People” On Facebook
A 76 year old woman was assaulted and robbed in broad daylight outside of a bank in Dartmouth yesterday,…
Fall River Fudge Walnut Steals 2 TVs From Target, Calls People Rats On Dartmouth PD Facebook Page, Brags About Doing “Rite” Thing
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Salty Broad Messages Turtleboy To Express Dissatisfaction With Us And Dartmouth PD For “Bullying” Bad Guys With Facebook Posts
Salty Broad Messages Turtleboy To Express Dissatisfaction With Us And Dartmouth PD For “Bullying” Bad Guys With Facebook Posts Want to…
