Salty Broad Messages Turtleboy To Express Dissatisfaction With Us And Dartmouth PD For “Bullying” Bad Guys With Facebook Posts

Salty Broad Messages Turtleboy To Express Dissatisfaction With Us And Dartmouth PD For “Bullying” Bad Guys With Facebook Posts

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Yesterday SSTG wrote this hilarious blog about the Dartmouth Police Department’s viral Facebook post, looking for three ratchets who stole from a Target, and referring to themselves as the “popo”:

The post was shared hundreds of times and elicited thousands of comments. Obviously the ratchets couldn’t hide in their holes for very long, and the post was effective:

I just want to say, that THIS is what more police departments need to be doing – embracing technology. Like it or not, everyone is on Facebook. Our brand at Turtleboy would not be able to grow without Facebook since our audience grows only as our Facebook group grows, and 80% of our daily traffic comes through FB. Dartmouth PD gets this. And in the last couple days they’ve gained thousands of followers. Now every time they post a BOLO, or any other post that alerts the public to a safety risk on Facebook, they can immediately reach more people.

Every single Police Department in the country should be doing the same thing. Just look at the Bangor, ME Police Facebook page. They use satire, including their world famous “Warrant Wednesdays” to apprehend bad guys. It works. And the Dartmouth PD should be applauded for implementing this method as well.

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Apparently not everyone agrees though. This is Erin Kane:

And she was NOT happy about the Dartmouth PD shaming these thieves. Nor was she pleased with Turtleboy for writing about them, which she expressed so eloquently in a series of angry inbox messages she left for Deskie:

Wait…..what? Asking thieves to turn themselves in is social media bullying now? OK.

Evidently Erin Kane is from Clinton, and she enjoyed riding the turtle, so long as all of our blogs aligned with her world view:

Girl please.

Unfortunately for her desk girl was taking a huge smash, and one of the other turtle chicks got snarky with her. This really set her off, as apparently Erin doesn’t like the fact that people said mean things about the shoplifters:

Hello 911?? Someone hurt muh feels!!

But in fairness, the post obviously brought them in. Without the public shaming they could’ve just gone about their business. But once you become Internet famous you kind of have no choice but to turn yourself in.

Then Erin Kane started sending us inspirational quotes about cyberbullying:

Although it’s not really surprising that Erin Kane has a problem with shaming shoplifters. After all, she was just picked up a couple years back for shoplifting herself:


Finally she sent us this, and wanted us to write about how unprofessional the DPD is:

Brilliant. Love the sass game. And for what it’s worth, our tax dollars paying the man or woman behind this Facebook page is effective use of taxpayer money. Instead of walking the beat and hoping he or she runs into the three chicks from Target, he or she spends 30 seconds posting on Facebook, and then waits to find out who the bad guys are. If the public sector was run like a business, they’d all do this. Because it works and it’s cost effective.

Anyway, the Dartmouth PD made a post about being featured on Turtleboy:

As well as a post about the “haters”:

This REALLY set Erin Kane off:

You think Erin Kane’s gonna just sit there and allow the Dartmouth PD to make jokes on social media? Not by the hair of her chinny-chin-chin……chin-chin-chin-chin….

She was also very concerned about the thieves’ children, who would be embarrassed after reading all the commentary on their skankalicious moms:

So let me get this straight. We’re just assuming these three have all reproduced. OK that’s actually fair. But now when people laugh at them for being so dumb, it’s the fault of the people laughing at them as well as the cops, but the actual people committing the crime are the victims? Makes sense.

Speaking of wicked embarrassing parents…..

Oops!!! Pretty sure that isn’t really her daughter, since they don’t look that far apart in age, but the timing in the thread was hilarious nonetheless.

Erin Kane has also been playing the Kevin Lynch card and documenting EVERYTHING with screenshots, so she can send them to every news channel for a massive expo-zay about a police department using social media to apprehend criminals:

And she REALLY wants them to delete their thread:

At this point you have to wonder, which one of those three ratchets is Erin Kane friends with?

After a while she started losing her Goddamn mind and ranting about Helen Keller and mystery Kenyans:

OK then. She seems stable.

Well, at least you’re not alone Erin. Other people are butthurt about the DPD sharing our blog too:

Apparently Ric “with a C,” who goes by Ric Rheaume II because apparently he thinks he’s the King of England and chooses not to refer to himself as “Ric Rheaume Jr,” thinks Turtleboy has been shut down by lawsuits in the past:

He’s “seen instances where they could have been sued and lost.”

Such as…….yea, he’s got nothing. Just like every single person who has ever whined about our real news blog. I remember one time when a local crazy man named Gordon Davis sued us for $153,000 for calling him crazy in our blog. But a year ago today the lawsuit was actually thrown out in court by a real live judge. Still undefeated in real court. Just sayin.

Great job Dartmouth PD. We look forward to more Police Department’s following suit and publicly shaming bad guys. Not only is it a great way to catch bad guys, it humanizes the cops and uses the fear of public embarrassment to deter criminal behavior.



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27 Comment(s)
  • on it's back
    May 24, 2017 at 9:45 am

    Drop that sandwich!!! Someone get her the meth. thanks

    • May 24, 2017 at 1:13 pm

      You people are so ridiculous it’s comical, nothing said here is anywhere even remotely close to what goes on this girls life..lol. She isn’t and never was a heroine addict…and if your going to post shit about people because you are miserable, unhappy, jealous idiots with nothing better to do with your embarrassing lives, at least post facts. The shit people come up with is so stupid man, grow up.

  • Clowntown Gael
    May 11, 2017 at 10:34 am

    If you look into this thing further you will see that she also has a few mugshots from the Clinton PD. Supposedly she’s now “clean” but looking at her pics you can tell that’s far from the truth. Her fb page is hilarious with her constant ramblings & everyday sexy selfies. Typical Clowntown junkbox.

    • yall can't get laid
      May 11, 2017 at 10:09 pm

      your a sloppy “talk behind an online mask” idiot.. your tremendous untouchable reputation has led to your so called “friends” throwing you under the bus…so buckle up…I hope you know what your up against.

      • yall can't get laid
        May 11, 2017 at 10:12 pm

        your a sloppy “talk behind an online mask” idiot.. your tremendous untouchable reputation has led to your so called “friends” throwing you under the bus…so buckle up…I hope you know what your up against. …CLOWNTOWN GAEL…

    • May 24, 2017 at 9:21 pm

      Hey “clowntown, my mother doesn’t know I’m a loser yet, cause I scored a few touchdowns in high school” you basically just admitted that you sit at home crying cause yet another girl from Clinton won’t give you the time of day..lol. Why ya know about her “sexy selfies” (which by the way is the weakest shit I’ve ever heard) or her”rants” if you aren’t following em?! Your a loser, a stalker , and probably the cause of multiple rapes and homicides….idiot.

  • Wrecktal Kansir
    May 11, 2017 at 12:57 am

    Drop the skank a line, send her a PM here’s her FB https://www.facebook.com/erin.kane.3388?ref=br_rs

    • yall can't get laid
      May 11, 2017 at 10:05 pm

      Do it yourself, tough guy…didn’t think so..

  • msheadkracker
    Only TB knows who I am
    May 10, 2017 at 11:48 pm

    This bitch, right here, she’s the reason we need warning labels on everything. She’s offended that the comments went on for 3 days, yet wouldn’t shut her cum dumpster long enough or have the gall to stfu herself. She reminds me a lot of that salty bitch Ashley, when I first saw the pic I thought Ashley had eye reduction or someone punched her eyes back in place. But that chinny chin chin, holy crap!

    • May 12, 2017 at 10:04 pm

      That bitch…would put her foot through your teeth if pussys like you didn’t hide behind screen names …your a joke, your family’s a joke, and you and your fathers sexual relationship is a joke…sorry..

      • msheadkracker
        May 12, 2017 at 10:26 pm

        Talk about hiding behind a screen name, what an asshat. I bet your a liberal SJW crybaby that all about your feels too huh? I wish I was 17 again, I’d be kicking your ass up and down the east coast “hatescum”. So you hates cum huh? It’s morons like you that defend trash like Erin, that is what’s wrong with America, you all need your asses beat until youre pissing red, white and blue. Your childish post holds no merit since your dumb ass is hiding behind a cum hating screen name. Go back to licking moslems asses and fucking your sister, inbred piece of shit.

        • May 13, 2017 at 12:02 am

          Trash huh…? When’s the last time you laid eyes on this girl?? Besides jerking off daily and stalking her profile you fuckjob weirdo?? Stop blaming her because you debate mass murder on a daily basis due to your inability to make the football team or grow Punic hair till your 20’s . If your going to call someone trash….get to erasing your browser, hard drive, cell, etc…”trash” it …cause you are not so innocent…my friend…

    • May 12, 2017 at 11:49 pm

      Oohhh…no my friend….you have vastly underestimated people….we’re aware of who you are…buckle up .

  • John Barker
    May 10, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    Pretty sure Clinton was high on the list of badly plowed roads during one of TBS Bonerides. I just picture that face on the front of a truck and PRESTO, flawlessly plowed roads..

    • Watchyourself
      May 12, 2017 at 12:57 am

      Hey Johnny….stop crying cause Erin wouldn’t pay attention to your terrific looking ass…I mean…your a gem…no one can let go of the fact that the girl actually shuts down everyone , keep jerking off to your “most likely to rape ” pics in the yearbook and “I wasn’t asked to the prom…cause people wouldn’t bring me to a Rock fight”. And hope you don’t run into her face to face…then what?

  • Big Raymond
    May 10, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    Looks like a crazy party girl who had the looks to get away with things for a long time, never developed any self-control, her poor daughter. Erin Kane and former Principal Jackson should go out for ladies-night together.

    • Watchyourself
      May 12, 2017 at 12:45 am

      Keep an eye on your kids if anyone gave your rubbish pile of an ass a chance…I’m guessing you were the reason for the multiple deflated dodge balls in grade school…ehh? Your head? Your mom have a tab she couldn’t pay at lincoln drugs…cause you got your ass ripped in half with your tightys daily….you sit on the bleachers at homecoming? Listen Dahmer ..go fuck your wife ..you ordered …before you she finds you and you die a virgin.

    • Hatescum
      May 12, 2017 at 9:59 pm

      Your poor mother…rapist.. your poor victims…your dumb screen name doesn’t hide anything…soooo..this will most likely be the last anyone hears from John Wayne GACEY here..fucking pedophile

  • May 10, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    Holy shit this site sucks

  • Phil Atio
    May 10, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    I’ve learned to ignore women who make those stupid screwy faces. Plus it looks dumb, are you 12?

  • Jay Leno
    May 10, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    I’d hit it.

  • May 10, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    no apostrophe necessary in”Police Departments” just sayin’. i do enjoy this thread though! i think the cops are smart to use social media in this way,and it does save taxpayer dollars!

  • Duck-Ass Face
    May 10, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    That “duck-ass” picture that you found to lead off the story is priceless! YIKES! SCARY!

  • Dr. Feelgood
    May 10, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    Erin, give my office a call. It looks like someone needs their Adderall dosage adjusted…

  • Mark D
    May 10, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    Someone tell Erin to stop wasting her time arguing on Facebook and get help with her drug problem.

    • Glen Quagmire
      May 10, 2017 at 2:23 pm

      Quit picking on my daughter’s big chin! Gigidy gigidy

  • Mr Butthurt
    May 10, 2017 at 1:35 pm

    Would not

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