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Sam Allen, Turtlegram Stoop to All-Time Low, Interviews Cop Killer Zambrano’s Accomplice Girlfriend for Pity Clicks

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Just when you think that Sam Allen and Turtlegram couldn’t stoop any lower…BOOM. They decide to interview an accomplice in the murder of a police officer. We’re over here breaking news til the cows come home and the Turtlegram and Sam Allen are selling their souls just to keep up with us. They have Turtle on the brain and there’s nothing they can do about it.


If you haven’t already read some of this rag that the T&G is passing off as “journalism,” here’s some excerpts from the sinking ship…

The girlfriend of Jorge A. Zambrano said she is “shocked and stunned” that her boyfriend shot Auburn Officer Ronald Tarentino Jr. Heather J. Philip of Worcester said she is mourning for the officer’s family, including his three children.

“I have a son, too,” she said through tears. “We are devastated for those three little boys.”

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Ms. Philip, who went to Oxford Saturday to take possession of the pit bull that Mr. Zambrano had with him when he was shot and killed, said she has no explanation for her boyfriend’s actions. She said she knew him to be a kind man who had a history of mental health problems. She declined to share details of those problems, but said Mr. Zambrano had recently changed medications. She stressed she wasn’t trying to make an excuse for his behavior.

“There’s never going to be a reason, and there’s never going to be answer why this happened for any of us,” she said. “I’m just so sorry for (Officer Tarentino’s) family.”

Ms. Philip said police have been nothing but kind to her in recent days. She said after the Oxford shootout Sunday, police spent six hours helping her search for Mr. Zambrano’s dog. She said when they eventually found the pet, whose name she would not provide, state troopers let her take the animal home. The dog was hiding in the closet with Mr. Zambrano before he burst out at officers, police said.


Are we supposed to feel sorry for this savage now? I’m confused. Is Sam Allen interviewing her to make us feel that no one did anything wrong and Zambrano killed Auburn police officer Ronald Tarentino just because he was on new meds?! WTF is going on here? What world am I in?!

Of course she’s defending that piece of shit that supposedly hit her on Saturday night. But of course she went and picked up his car for him to drive around, get pulled over, and then kill a cop. And of course she’s going to say that the police are being nice to her. She’s likely an accessory to a murder. She does need to shut the fuck up though.

Imagine HAVING TO BE NICE TO HER. This is where police don’t get any credit. They have to look pieces of garbage like Heather Philip and Zambrano in the face and hold back how they really feel EVERY DAY. This must happen 100 times a day for every single police officer in the country. That’s why I always say that cops and teachers never get any credit for dealing with the garbage they have to deal with day in and day out.

And of course the T&G has no self-respect. It’s not enough that our hero, Ronald Tarentino, still isn’t buried, and the Turtlegram is letting the killer’s girlfriend defend him. Why aren’t people more outraged about this? This is supposed to be the premier local media outlet in the city, and they’re allowing amateurs like Sam Allen and fruitcakes like Lyin’ Kimmy Ring run the madhouse.


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They have nearly 100 people alone just WRITING for them. And we are still beating them to stories. MassLive is beating them to stories. Worcester Magazine is beating them to stories. Worcester Sun is beating them to stories. Before you know it, Josh “I don’t pay my employees and I sleep with my only journalist on staff” Fenton at GoLocal, Imaginary Blackface McGee at InCity Times, and Pulse “I enjoy the pulse of young boys” Magazine will be beating the Turtlegram to stories.

The only thing I can imagine is Allen and the other nudniks at Turtlegram sitting around in a dark room with TBS on a big screen just beating them over and over again to stories. And them crying and holding each other. And then Sam Allen speaks up and says “Hey I’m new to this. I have zero integrity anyways as a journalist. I’ll interview that scumbag’s girlfriend. People will click on that!”

Did Sammy even ask her a hard question or did she just get her side of the story and walk out of the house knowing that the people that run the Turtlegram in Texas couldn’t give a shit as long as their readers are getting video advertisements shoved down their throats while they wait to read a shit-spewed piece of so-called journalism.

Speaking of Turtle on the Brain…big props to Worcester Magazine Walter Bird for mentioning our piece on Losapio and her crooked stepfather judge.

I’ve never seen such a desperate display. Pathetic. Of course, they didn’t mention Turtleboy Sports by name – instead we’re referred to as “one blog.” As if there’s any other blog out there that matters.

P.S. Why wouldn’t Heather give up the dog’s name? Baffling.

Double P.S. Hey Sammy, I hope Heather taught you how to dance on a poll while you over there kissing her ass. Once you ask for a raise and the Turtlegram dumps you, you’re gonna need a new set of skills to pay your rent.


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37 Comment(s)
  • Sammy M
    May 30, 2016 at 11:31 am

    I don’t get it. So she is really upset and feels remorse. How is this an issue?

  • J.
    May 26, 2016 at 10:14 am

    Knew this girl when we were kids, some pieces of shit don’t change.

  • Quentin T
    May 26, 2016 at 9:53 am

    Yeah, but you don’t have that fat kunt/twat Dianne Williamson as a feature columnist

  • JustMe
    May 26, 2016 at 7:39 am

    I think the good part of this story is how the girlfriend defeated the police…maybe some of her “friends” will see that and hopefully their minds change a little towards cops. Bc all these people believing its ok to kill cops is very scary. ..i know its asking a lot but who knows…

  • Buttafuco
    May 26, 2016 at 6:06 am

    What sponsors carry your shirts and hoodies for sale on premesis? Those who support LEOs and oppose gangbangers and thier ilk want to flood the streets with Turtleboy Grreen wear.
    Also, we should go out of our way to patronize any and all sponsors as a tribute to all Law Enforcement and a symbolic sharp stick in the eyeball to those who oppose those who keep us safe. Call it an anti-boycott.

  • john
    May 26, 2016 at 12:28 am

    heres a scoop the dogs name was gage.

  • A
    May 26, 2016 at 12:02 am

    T&G has always been famous for sensationalizing the criminals. Back in the 80s their bff Barbara Sinnott, had a son who murdered a man in cold blood. But the amazing T&G decided to slander the victim’s name instead. Every single day I read Turtleboy. I haven’t touched that trash they call a newspaper in years!

  • Geet real
    May 25, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    There’s a lot of info in t+g article about the traffic stop,how they found him etc. Thought you had all the inside connections, you .Talk about getting butt hurt if you were only half as good as you think you are

  • Dkp
    May 25, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    They still publish the t&g???

  • Roc Snarkman
    May 25, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    Here KillaG, here boy. Killa where are you?

    Hey kid,you seen my dog?

  • JackMehoffer
    May 25, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    They deleted the story.

    • LLC
      May 25, 2016 at 10:51 pm

      This is great news. I know for me, this place sent me there & I put her on blast for that disgusting piece of “journalism” on the eve of Ofc. Tarantino’s wake…so WTG TB!

      • LLC
        May 25, 2016 at 11:11 pm

        Looks like they’ve done something sketchy with the article….they’ve change the title, moved the comments…wtf is going on?

        Looks like I’ll be picketing them right after I’m done at Ashley’s job…film at 11.

        Man I’m gonna be exhausted from all my new personal crusades. Unlike triggly, mine are worthy….oh and I’m not 9000 lbs.

  • UsualSuspect
    May 25, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    Just another fine example of the decline of the T&G. Glad I dumped that rag.

  • Bill P.
    May 25, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    Love watching a sinking ship of journalism and the millennial shitheads they take with them who’ve whored out their dignity in such fine style they can’t even feel the cold water around them rushing in.

    Such poor souls. Good fun!

  • Medicated Space
    May 25, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    I changed medications and had a bad reaction, but I knew enough to stop taking when I felt something was really wrong, and I didn’t kill anyone.

    • tina
      May 25, 2016 at 10:54 pm

      i have had many med changes in my life and i knew when to stop call doctor try something new and i always take my meds on time. i don’t have a rap sheet, i never killed anyone bad reactions not allergic but also in between stopping and starting new meds not easy suffer from withdrawal. still i know right from wrong, i expect that i would most likely get punished if was caught commiting a crime and to deal with it. i am also not saying that this chick is innocent/sincere or an enabler or accessory, but just on subject of meds for mental illnesses. one does not just go out and kill someone because they broke the law.

  • Orange Don
    May 25, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Sammi is stout enough to work down at the Riviera, however, did she go to North HS and more importantly, does she sport inspirational tattoos across her beefy booty? I’d pay to see it, but only if she bleaches.

    • Clive's not racist, just ask him
      May 25, 2016 at 10:10 pm

      “Only if she bleaches” hahaha. I’d be surprised if she shaved let alone bleached

      • Wabbitt
        May 26, 2016 at 7:38 am

        Well I DO enjoy some hair on that thang.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 26, 2016 at 7:52 am

          I think they are talking about her poop shoot. Hair on poop shoot = dingleberries.

          • Orange Don
            May 26, 2016 at 10:44 am

            While dingleberries do offer pleasing tactile rewards, I refer to the color and texture of said poop shoot. Feel free to Google for helpful visual clarification. In the mean time, why not send me pix of your own tender off-ramp, so that I may critique/tender suggestions. Riviera Club anon?

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 26, 2016 at 7:00 pm

            I’ll pass!! I rather sit on a sharp knife!

  • Tommydan
    May 25, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    I thing womag took out that mention of the blog.

    • Worc Taxpayer
      May 25, 2016 at 10:18 pm

      I couldn’t find it either. Did Zambrano change his medication from Cocaine to Heroin?

      • TheBryns :)
        May 26, 2016 at 11:13 am

        Haha!! Comment WINNER, right here!!!

    • Ragola
      May 25, 2016 at 10:54 pm

      What’s womag? Didn’t that cease to exist in 1980?

  • sadexcuse
    May 25, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    I remember when I changed medications…..I dont remember ever killing anyone,I do remember being tired…No excuses u pooor sad pathetic woman

  • SMH
    May 25, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    Just what Odficer Tarantino’s family wants to see. That piece of shit and that photo along with a sob story… Well they probably don’t read that shit rag anyways. There is NO WAY the police spent 6 hours that night looking for that dog with her. Prove her wrong TB. Lying piece of crap.

    • ProfessorM
      May 25, 2016 at 9:51 pm

      Actually, I’m sure they did. A good cop would totally know it wasn’t the dogs fault, and frankly, I think that dogs life has been hard enough. Can you imagine having to call that animal your master? I just can’t believe they gave it back to HER. The poor thing would have been better off going home with one of the officers.

      • SMH
        May 25, 2016 at 10:21 pm

        You are probably right. They are human and they are professional. I was thinking given that particular evening they may have been too busy to spend 6 hours looking for a dog but they probably cared more about his poor dog than he ever did. I gladly stand corrected if they did. 🙂

        • ProfessorM
          May 25, 2016 at 10:34 pm

          See, I look at it like this, that scumbag hid in the closet with that dog, the poor dog was most likely scared shitless. Loser thought that as soon as the door opened, he had two weapons, his gun, and his dog. Unfortunately for him, the dog was smarter than he was. As soon as the door opened, that dog was like “here’s my chance, I’m free!!” Probably the happiest day in that poor things life. I’m willing to bet that she had to pull the dogs leash to get it back into her car. I’d seriously put money on it….

          • anononon
            May 26, 2016 at 12:11 am

            “The dog was hiding in the closet ”

            There’s goes the dog’s street cred.

            Maybe it ran because it was a snitch.

  • Karma Police
    May 25, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    Didn’t that dead POS beat her? And she bailed him out? Did Slow Sammy ask her about that? She’s interviewing that woman because she can’t break real news. The T&G laid off decent reporters years ago and hires cheap Millennials who will work for little. And it shows. Go TB.

    • sadexcuse
      May 25, 2016 at 9:15 pm

      Facts ^^^^^^^

    • Groober
      May 25, 2016 at 10:51 pm

      Wouldn’t release the NAME of the dog?! The NAME?!!
      Must be really offensive. Just like everyone else affiliated with this crowd.

    • Northist
      May 25, 2016 at 11:12 pm

      Ghetto gun carrying Heather a victim?! LMFAO……

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