A bunch of people sent me a ratchet World Star caliber video from the Wendy’s on Chelmsford Street in Lowell that was filmed last year but recently was making the rounds on Reddit. I know it’s old, but bare with me because I’m going somewhere with this. Watch the video first:

I understand that this was probably over something really important, like who spoke ill of who on Snapchat, who stole whose food stamps, or who gave herpes to whose baby daddy first, but how you gonna fight someone when they’re at work? I know that jobs are rare for sewer guppies like this in Lowell, but the workplace should be off limits for settling ratchet scores. Whatever the employee did to upset Frosty Francine must’ve been really bad because this upstanding citizen wasn’t gonna let a little counter get in her way of vengeance.

When it became clear that things were about to escalate and the spicy chicken nuggets would soon be covered in hoodrat juices in the process, Pony Tail Pedro decided it was time to take out the trash.

Unfortunately she got ahold of the employee’s hair on the way out, which is the only way of fighting that creatures like this know how to do.

Once they get your hair they put you in the hoodrat helicopter and it’s impossible to escape, so the employee had to pull her hair back, leading to a GED fupa orgy in the hallway.

Does this look like a woman who hasn’t gotten carried out of a fast food restaurant with her hair being pulled before?

Nope. Frosty Francise is a veteran.

The employee’s primary concern was making sure the video was sent to her afterwards so that she could revel in the glory of 20 seconds of hair pulling and guttermuppetry.

This video was filmed April 7, 2020. I perused the comments and noticed that they named the Wendy’s employee – Isis Dominguez. I knew that name sounded familiar, as even in Lowell it’s not every day you find someone named after a terrorist organization, so I gave her a Google and guess what came up first? Turtleboy. Turns out she was the infamous San Juan Sandy, a 3 seed in this year’s ratchet madness tournament who was featured in a blog on May 30, 2020, for getting in a fight with another ratchet at Salisbury Beach.

I knew she looked familiar.

This video was literally less than two months after the Wendy’s video. Almost as if San Juan Sandy has a bit of a habit for attracting drama. There isn’t a hoochy momma from Haverhill to Lowell whose hair she hasn’t pulled before.

According to San Juan Sandy after the Salisbury Beach fight she was embarrassed and ashamed, but had no choice but to fight because she ain’t no punk bitch.

So embarrassed that she asks the people filming her to send her the video afterwards. Again, this was 7 weeks after she was already World Star famous for the Wendy’s fight. If you can’t go out in public without every teen mom within a 20 mile radius wanting to fight you then you’re probably not as innocent as you present yourself. Just sayin.

I’m sure she’s really embarrassed though. It’s not like this is the kind of skag who posts on Facebook that she “aint no cock block” because she “let my bitch get dick right next to me as I watched Netflix.”

Very embarrassed indeed.

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