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Scam Artist Vanilla Lice Who Made A Fraudulent Gofundme For Ex’s Cancer Threw Cancer Striken Girlfriend Out Of Their Home At 2am With Young Daughter, Is Holding Her Belongings Hostage For $250 After Spending All Of Her Disability Check, Challenged TurtleRiders To A Dunkin Donuts Rumble, And May Be The Biggest Bitchtits In All Of Brockton

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Scam Artist Vanilla Lice Who Made A Fraudulent Gofundme For Ex’s Cancer Threw Cancer Striken Girlfriend Out Of Their Home At 2am With Young Daughter, Is Holding Her Belongings Hostage For $250 After Spending All Of Her Disability Check, Challenged TurtleRiders To A Dunkin Donuts Rumble, And May Be The Biggest Bitchtits In All Of Brockton

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Who remembers this chudstuffing greasy Italian sausage lover?

Thomas Scopa, the Brockton winner who made a fake Gofundme claiming to benefit the mother of his child who is sick with cancer. We promptly debunked his sob story, and he then came on live to teach me, Uncle Turtleboy and Bret that you don’t talk shit about his nonnie. Bret did not care, because you don’t fuck with Bret, period. Ever. Especially when you look like you spend your time giving handies behind the Cumberland Farms dumpster for nickel bags like Sir Scopa does.

After the blog ran, the messages about this scumcunt starting rolling in. Naturally, it was confirmed that the Gofundme campaign was complete bullshit – not that there was really any doubt. We did however learn several more fun nuggets of truth about Tiny Tommy.

Tommy threw Jamie, the cancer striken mother of his child along with his own daughter out of the apartment her SSI check (she’s got cancer so fuck off about it, she needs it) paid for and furnished. He is now refusing to return her and their daughter’s belongings unless she pays a ransom of $250 for “rent”. For an apartment he threw her out of. $250 that he would most likely blow on HIV and scabies infested strippers  and blow. He left her with no clothing, no belongings, and does not pay child support. Shocking. Tommy is an all around skeevy piece of crap.

Vanilla Lice has been extremely upset with the Turtle since we blogged about him, so today he took it a step further by putting on some big boy tough guy pants and challenge some turtleriders to catch deez hands in the parking lot of a Dunkin Donuts in a string of confused, barely coherent Facebook messages.

So, because Turtleboy Sports is the defender of truth, justice and all things good, if you put the Turtle signal up we will be there. I got in my car, drove to Brockton to have a civil conversation with Vanilla Lice where he could respectfully air his grievances. As a 130 lbs, 5’8″ female, I figured Vanilla Lice and I are about the same size, and therefore would it come to blows, at least it would be an even match for his sake. And considering he called out a female rider to fight, I figured backup was in order. I’m not a fighter, as I like to stay on the right side of the law, but momma didn’t raise no bitch. Naturally, though, because he fears the Turtle and is probably scared of vaginas, he did not show up.

 

The takeaway from this, besides the fact that Vanilla Lice Thomas Scopa just may be the biggest bitch in Brockton, is that here at Turtleboy we do NOT hide behind a keyboard – if you have grievances I may just show up to further humiliate you for a hoodrat housecall. Also, ratchets, please take note – Turtleboy is not just one guy writing behind a computer. I’m definitely female, and definitely have biggest nuts than Scopa.

18 Comment(s)
  • Randall Guy
    November 20, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    LOL.
    You know its coming so…
    I wonder what an actual death will do to TBs reputation?
    Ruin it or make it?

  • Mike Sarge Riley
    November 19, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    This guy gets a Dishonorable Discharge . No Sarge Salute for this jabroni

  • XXX
    November 19, 2018 at 11:51 am

    Damn, Bristol. I don’t even know what you look like, but you are all kinds of sexy.

  • Lamont Sanford
    November 19, 2018 at 10:24 am

    One Tap to the head… problem solved! Some thugs gonna tap him, then we can read about it here. Or we can listen to the news tell us: “A young father with a bright future was an innocent bystander who became caught in the gunfire” Street justice… LOL

  • nonnie lovesblackcock
    November 19, 2018 at 9:39 am

    fucken faggot, I’d knock him the fuck out

  • Benny Blanco from the Bronx
    November 19, 2018 at 7:25 am

    Fuhget about it.

  • R
    November 18, 2018 at 11:13 pm

    Bristol – you are fucking hilarious.

  • Ben Waballs
    November 18, 2018 at 11:08 pm

    Before covering ones self in tattoos does anyone ever think that they are taking the equivalent of a branding iron and burning “dirt bag” onto their forehead? Tattoo on the shoulder, fine and dandy, but a sleeve or hand tattoo? What in the fuk where you thinking?

  • CrispyC
    November 18, 2018 at 10:24 pm

    Chin strap = fag. Simple as that.

  • Kadelia
    November 18, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    Is that the Fall River guttermuppet mentioning nonnie??  Looks like her 

  • Masshole
    November 18, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    Momma ain’t raise no bitch

  • whatevuh
    November 18, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    he didn’t show up to his own throw-down . . . big surprise, pussy

  • Y
    November 18, 2018 at 9:18 pm

    Video doesn’t work

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      November 18, 2018 at 11:37 pm

      Vanilla live had it taken down. It was a live video. His cowardice knows no bounds.

      • Y
        November 19, 2018 at 10:00 am

        Uncle didn’t teach you to record (or screenshot) every FB post so the OP can’t just delete the video (or post)?
        Great blog, BTW.
        Mama didn’t raise no beyotcchhhh!! Hahaha.

  • I am jacks lack of complete surprise
    November 18, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    What a POS. If ur gonna engage in fighting womenatleast donit in like a back alley or some shit. Oh btw nice chin strap. What do u have court of Tuesday?

  • fa fa fooey
    November 18, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    Ive got an internet hard on for bristol. I imagine her to be like bristol palin, just not as rich.

  • Amy Marks
    November 18, 2018 at 6:54 pm

    I love this post. Absolutely hilarious.

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