Kelly “Scamerico” Janerico is one of the biggest ratchets in Turtleboy history, who SSTG introduced us to over three years ago.
Seriously, that’s just a small sampling. I urge you to read the whole blog. She is amazing.
Anyway, Scamerico came back with a vengeance yesterday in her new community of East Bridgewater. It all began when some guy did what people always do on townie Facebook groups – asked people what’s going on with all the traffic?
People were speculating about what went down when all of a sudden Scamerico appeared out of nowhere with some inside information.
A Jeep with two teenagers got knocked upside down? Sounds scary. Thots and shares.
How did Scamerico know this? Does she have an inside source with law enforcement? Or was this somehow tied to whatever GoFundMe scam she has in the works?
Her “fiance” was there when it all went down.
This of course set off a panic as people thought that two kids might be dead.
Sadly Scamerico informed everyone that at least one of them didn’t make it, and her fiance was now all of a sudden her boyfriend too.
Or fiance. I dunno. All I can tell you for sure is that he’s God damn Superman, and he looked at this face and said, “I’d like to fornicate with this woman.”
She blamed the teenage boy’s death on a city employee, even though she lives in a town, and said that the truck (or the Jeep it hit) was grayish.
One of them was grayish.
But wait, it gets better. Scamerico’s superhuman fiance/boyfriend was Facetiming her while pulling a 17 year old girl out of a flipped over Jeep.
It’s understandable for this woman who lost her husband to be triggered after hearing about a teenager dying under similar circumstances. Luckily Scamerico, who witnessed the whole thing via Facetime, was there to support her.
Of course it all turned out to be a lie.
But it was OK because her 14 year old is “in the same state.”
And that state is Massachusetts.
As it turned out no one died, nothing flipped over, and Scamerico’s boyfriend/fiance didn’t pull anyone out while Facetiming her.
Nevertheless she persisted.
Never change Scamerico. Never change.
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