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Scamerico Is Back: Freaks Out East Bridgewater Community With Lie That 17 Year Old Was Killed In Car Accident That She Watched On Facetime With Superhuman Fiance 


Kelly “Scamerico” Janerico is one of the biggest ratchets in Turtleboy history, who SSTG introduced us to over three years ago.

Seriously, that’s just a small sampling. I urge you to read the whole blog. She is amazing.

Anyway, Scamerico came back with a vengeance yesterday in her new community of East Bridgewater. It all began when some guy did what people always do on townie Facebook groups – asked people what’s going on with all the traffic?

People were speculating about what went down when all of a sudden Scamerico appeared out of nowhere with some inside information.

A Jeep with two teenagers got knocked upside down? Sounds scary. Thots and shares.

How did Scamerico know this? Does she have an inside source with law enforcement? Or was this somehow tied to whatever GoFundMe scam she has in the works?

Her “fiance” was there when it all went down.

This of course set off a panic as people thought that two kids might be dead.

Sadly Scamerico informed everyone that at least one of them didn’t make it, and her fiance was now all of a sudden her boyfriend too.

Or fiance. I dunno. All I can tell you for sure is that he’s God damn Superman, and he looked at this face and said, “I’d like to fornicate with this woman.”

She blamed the teenage boy’s death on a city employee, even though she lives in a town, and said that the truck (or the Jeep it hit) was grayish.

One of them was grayish.

But wait, it gets better. Scamerico’s superhuman fiance/boyfriend was Facetiming her while pulling a 17 year old girl out of a flipped over Jeep.

It’s understandable for this woman who lost her husband to be triggered after hearing about a teenager dying under similar circumstances. Luckily Scamerico, who witnessed the whole thing via Facetime, was there to support her.

Of course it all turned out to be a lie.

But it was OK because her 14 year old is “in the same state.”

And that state is Massachusetts.

As it turned out no one died, nothing flipped over, and Scamerico’s boyfriend/fiance didn’t pull anyone out while Facetiming her.

Nevertheless she persisted.

Never change Scamerico. Never change.


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19 Comment(s)
  • Fat Girl Titties
    March 6, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    What the fuck is that hairdo? Her face looks like she just finished informing anyone within earshot that she has the runs. Ugh.

  • Kevin St. Pecker
    March 5, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    What an ugly woman, I agree with the post, any man who could lay with her has a strong constitution.

  • Austin
    March 5, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    That’s a Man Baby!

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 5, 2020 at 10:24 am

    Wouldn’t touch her with yours.

  • Kevin Saint Dick
    March 5, 2020 at 9:46 am


  • JimmyBooms
    March 5, 2020 at 9:28 am

    I love reading my TB blogs every morning. I realize this was only blog worthy because you allready have written about Scamerico a few times.

    I just dont know how thought that when she said “boyfriend” that she was talking about her fiance. She was obviously talking about the boy involved in the accident. The girl was walking around after accident and the boy went in the ambulance. Forrest Gump knew that she wasnt talking about her fiance how the fuck did you think that?

    • Betsy Vargas
      March 7, 2020 at 3:41 pm

      Came here to say the same thing, Jimmy.
      For pete’s sake Turtleboy get on some adderol or whatever.

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    March 5, 2020 at 8:34 am

    Those eyebrows on FLEEK!!

    • Snarky Pete
      March 6, 2020 at 9:48 am

      On a freak, you mean

  • T.R. , knowing better.
    March 5, 2020 at 6:45 am

    Even though she deserves it, hard, dry and at painful angles, nope.
    Maybe substitute with a splintery stick and denatured alcohol but the lance shall remain sheathed.

  • Flock Of Seagulls
    March 5, 2020 at 1:34 am

    This haircut is quickly catching up with flat brimmed Bulls caps.

  • Chief Smokem Peace Pipe Warren
    March 5, 2020 at 1:09 am

    I keep drinking the evil whitemans firewater while I huddle with my team.
    I have and always will scheme to get whats best for me.
    I gotta get something out of this.
    I never wanted to be a Massachusetts senator and swore I would nut run for president. The Democratic party owes me big for all the white male misogyny that I have faced all thru life. I have never been given a bresk and had to fight fight fight. I will scheme and scheme to enrich myself as I always do. If I have to lie its not a big deal because I convince myself that my lies are true.
    Stay tuned because I will persist.

  • College Educated White Male
    March 5, 2020 at 1:01 am

    Liz warren told me to vote with my heart so I did.

    Go Trump Go

  • ChipChipperson
    March 5, 2020 at 12:54 am

    This gentleman is really dishonest. I don’t see why he has to grift everyone when he looks like he’d make a fine bricklayer or bulldozer operator.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Dr Christine Margaret Blasey Ford
    March 4, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    Believe all women.

    • Kathleen Willey
      March 5, 2020 at 9:42 am

      Except for me

  • Need a more original scam
    March 4, 2020 at 11:45 pm

    You’d think she’d claim to have the coronavirus and would start a GoFundMe site for that. “Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.” Not the brightest bulb in the room.

  • BristleWhistle blog
    March 4, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    Low quality post #64 this month. What’s the matter you got Leigha on your mind?! Share up or ship out.

  • TortugaNiño
    March 4, 2020 at 11:09 pm

    “Thots and shares”

    Gets me everytime.

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