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The homeless occupation of the Greenfield city common continues, despite the fact that we revealed two weeks ago that a guy who went to jail for kidnapping, torturing, and murdering a mentally challenged man is amongst those camping out there. Check out what happened this morning….
Nothing to see here. Just a dude showing up to get retribution against a rival junkie by stabbing him in his tent in the middle of the public common. This is a good thing for the city. Definitely will help local businesses and expand the tax base too. I know when I’m looking for a community to live in the first thing I ask myself is, “Is there a junkie encampment on town property?” Bonus points if crackheads are getting stabbed.
Check out this headline from the Greenfield Recorder about the incident…….
Oh I see. So it’s “worth noting” that the people in the tents are not the problem because they’re not stabbing people. All they’re doing is doing is associating with other violent criminals and provoking them to the point where they feel the need to stab people on public greens.
Newsflash Greenfield Recorder – if there were no encampment on the town green then no one would’ve been stabbed on the town green. This is the kind of criminality that homeless encampments attract.
Oh, and the people staying there are wicked nice too. One of them is Ryan Bellows, who was arrested a few days ago for pounding 40’s on the green. A concerned citizen posted about it….
Before we even get into Ryan Bellows, can we talk about the other arrest? A male was being “very loud in his tent,” and was found by the cops, “in an excited state.” Translation – he was punching the clown and got way, way, way too into it. He swallowed an ecstasy pill and washed it down with some Cialis. These people are flogging the dolphin on public property, which is great news for the city of Greenfield. Obviously. But is anyone surprised? Did we expect them not to drain the porridge gun just because they’re homeless?
Anyway, back to Ryan Bellows, this is what we are dealing with:
This is the kind of person the do-gooder chuds standing up for these maggots are staking their reputations on. As you can see from the jacket, he’s a Chicago Bulls fan. But of course we probably knew that without seeing the picture. Dude might not have a home but that’s only because he buys Chicago Bulls flat brimmed hats like they’re going out of style!! He’s got it in white and blue,
White and red
Black and red silhouette
And of course leather bound
And he might not have a job, but he sure can roll a fat doobey!
Well evidently Scottie Trippin didn’t like being called out like this on Facebook. And in order to prove that he wasn’t such a bad guy he politely asked the OP to take her post down.
LOL. Just kidding. He threatened to slit your throat bitch!!
Watch out ladies, he gonna find out exactly where you hide at if you be talking smack!!
I know one place Homey Kukoc won’t be found hiding out at – work.
Then there’s this….
Not sure what any of that means but it sounds important. All I know is his “team rides.” And by that he means, “The mayor gave us bus passes and shit.”
Upstanding citizen right here for sure:
Just a reminder that these are things social justice warriors said on behalf of Ryan Bellows and his fantastic friends a few weeks ago:
If you see any of these people in public feel free to openly mock them. They deserve to be mocked and laughed at for being so very, very stupid.
Here’s what Ryan had to say about the stabbing today….
“This town is going to shit.” – Dude who is directly contributing to the town going to shit.
Oh, and last week he robbed a woman of her groceries and justified it by making up a lie that she stole a $20 bill from him:
This is the difference between Turtleboy and Greenfield SJWs. We call assholes like this out, and they enable them. The citizens of Greenfield elected the Mayor and City Council allowing this crackhead city to exist in the first place. This is the town you get when you don’t vote. If I lived in Greenfield or owned a business in Greenfield my number one priority would be leaving Greenfield as quickly as possible. Hell, I’d even move to Colrain!! That’s how much of a shithole Greenfield has become because of feel-good SJW politicians.
Ryan Bellows isnt a bad kid. Ge us alcoholic and makes shitty choices. He also ISNT homeless. He lives on Garfield st Its certainly no excuse for his actions. I wish he would get some help. Maybe jail will be his rescue
Ryan Bellows is definitely a piece of sh*t and so is his little buddy Xavier DeLeon..he loves to beat on women, isn’t that right X?(as most people call him)..Xavier isn’t homeless either, he would just rather live in a tent and smoke his crack with his little “buddies”..kid’s such a clown..he cheats on women with transgender males and likes thinks in his “back door.” Trust me, I know all this cause I used to hang out with him..oh yeah, don’t forget how he steals money from single mothers who work hard to support their children and spends it all on crack..Please get these junkboxes out of the Greenfield Town Common!!
Has Benjamin Miner let him live in his house or sucked his dick yet?
Some loyalty you have towards your “turtleriders”. As soon as one of your fanbois tries to clean out the “Junkie Encampment” (as you called it) you turn your back on him.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ, I am fucking stupider for reading this shithead’s fucked up attempt at English usage. Holy fuck, how in the fuck do motherfucking idiots like this make it through a fucking day?!?!?! Kill it with fire and help improve the gene pool!!!
Real easy way to end this issue with the murderers and addicts squatting on town property. Just need some gasoline and a match.
Job well done turtleriders. He’s set his FB to private. The bloody coward’s feeling the strain from the turtle rider army. It’s afraid!!!
Um the part about dropping money and the “thief” saying finders keepers, and then taking the thieves groceries is fake. It’s been going around on Facebook for years. It’s not real. So yea this dudes a giant piece of trash but that part isnt about him. Cant believe you’ve never seen this post going around. You couldn’t tell by the spelling and the way it actually made sense that he didnt write it??? Lmfao.
You are right Jackie. That was the first thing that stood out was he did not write this. The spelling, punctuation, etc was totally different than his other Facebook posts. It was written by someone else, probably a copy and paste job. He’s clearly trying to feed his naracissm. I bet this incident never happened. Random people don’t steal $20 from you unless they have a flat brimmed bulls hat and a chinstrap.
Yeah, you should have left that part out, it makes you look bad
Ahh the flat brimmed bulls hat and a chinstrap just screams I have court on Tuesday.
I’m surprised that flower in her hail-wearing SJW Cherie Kimplin didn’t take him in. (ie. – not surprised)
Talk the talk but don’t walk the talk. Typcal SJW’s
MOST homeless are homeless for a REASON
Yah that sjw chick that was going on about no fixed address… the USPS makes it super king ash to receive mail. It’s called a P.O. Box if u don’t have a fixed address. Plus who mails a job offer anymore? If your living in a tent in Greenfield you’re probably not expecting that offer letter for that six figure engineering job.Virtue signaling SJW types are the biggest plague on the Internet. Feminist are #2
The earrings, the dumb ass facial hair, the reverence for weed, the facebook filters, the pseudo-gangsta gear, all adds up to a persona that tells the entire world “I’m a complete idiot”. Far too many other squids out there who also think this is a good look to go thru life with.
One look at his face you know he needs to be fingerprinted and have a dna sample taken to solve a bunch of crimes. This man needs to be publicly flogged until he shapes up or dies.
We need to bring back the whipping posts.
If my head was always cocked in one direction I’d tilt my hat in the opposite direction to help balance my appearance. When I look at him I think either the hat’s about to fall off or he’s going to tip over. I wonder if it causes him to walk in circles.
Tried to bash through the texts phonetically.
Tried to comprehend.
Tried to understand.
If only we could find the RRS.
( Ratchet Rosetta Stone)
Years back me and a few of my buddies got our hands on some hallucinagens and couldn’t stop speaking like wiggas for hours. We kept playing House of Pain and NWA and drove everyone in the dorm insane. That’s the only time that it ever made sense but during that episode I swear we were all fluent in hood rat.
Insane in the membrain
Everything, absolutely everything that liberals touch turns to shit. Literally and figuratively.
Once-beautiful little Greenfield is the latest example of what happens when “feel good” liberalism, in positions of political influence, can do.
Tent cities, lay-abouts, addicts, drunks and criminals.
But, but… “They have nowhere to go!”
In today’s America, with every social handout known to man available, why is this happening?
Because these people are bums !
Look at the mess in San Fransisco. The taxpayers need to spend 700k a year for a “Poop Patrol” , because the bums are shitty all over the sidewalks ! Why??
Because a city controlled by feel-good liberals made a conscious decision to allow this behavior !
Why ? Because of ” feelings”.
You see, liberalism is all about “feelings”. It’s about uniting for “a cause”. It’s about ” Look at me ! I’m wonderful ! I’m helping !”
Liberalism is nothing about reality, facts or an actual solution.
It’s all about “feelings”.
Well, Greenfield…. Now that you have addicts, drunks, bums, lay-abouts and the related crime associated with it, are you happy??
Does it make you “feel good?”
Bless your pointy little heads !
But I love spending othe people’s money while pretending to care about people for whom I feel nothing but contempt. It makes me look and feel good.
He certainly hits many of the metrics on the douchebag scale.
That boy ain’t never been right. When he was little he’d always wander off and find trouble so we put him in the chicken coop so we wouldn’t have to watch him all the time but the chickens all took turns taunting and teasing him so we moved him back into the house in a room with a tv. That seemed ok until he started watching all them hippity hoppity music videos and convinced hisself he was some kinda city slicker. At least he’s outta the house
Can the town of Greenfield set up a bunch of cameras pointing at the tent city for 24 hr viewing on public access tv?
The August 16th post (about him stealing $20 from a woman) is fake. It’s one of those chain copy and paste posts that people share to get likes. Although seeing that he is such a douche I wouldn’t doubt he would steal $20.
This is correct. He takes $20 at a time from men not women and he doesn’t steal it he earns it. He’s a pillar of our thriving community.
Ryan bellows has aids from sucking multiple cocks while getting doggy style from multiple cocks said a tent city resident who dislikef ryans nlowjobs
Is he going to show up at my house if I say he’s a worthless piece of shit who could only improve his place of residence by jumping in front of a Mack truck?
yup another fuckin momo
We need more mayors like Frank. Growing up outside Philly, it was obvious he didn’t put up with bullshit.
Ryan Bellows. Clearly a pussy AND BROKE. LMAO LAME ASS DUDE. Send this weird looking bitch to Weymouth or Quincy. I’ll set his ass straight. Love how hes so dumb he threatens girls on facebook. CLOWN STATUS BRO. Looks like a joke that Id sell .4 of inositol and .1 of benzocaine for 50 dollars and he’d come back an hour later and claim he cooked it and it all came back buying more. THIS DUDE NEVER HAD MONEY AND NEVER WILL. Western mass wiggas are some weird birds, i doubt this dudes ever even seen the ocean he’s so broke
#RYAN VS BRIAN ALBRECHT
#ID KNOCK HIM OUT 5 SECONDS MAX
#WEYMOUTH VS EVERYBODY
Lol dude!!! Send him to Weymouth or Quincy? Those r REAL gangsta towns fer shur. Lol!!!
shut up you fucking pussy.
What a shit bag. He’s have a murder charge within 7 years, or be a corpse.
Makes my skin crawl- without bedbugs.
With all the addict BS one of my kids is going through, I can see them running around with diet bags like this.
You hang out with shit, you begin to smell like shit.