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Seabrook Junkbox Rapper Suing Cops For $500 Million For Brutality Because He Deserves Twice As Much As People Killed By Cops 

Seabrook Junkbox Rapper Suing Cops For $500 Million For Brutality Because He Deserves Twice As Much As People Killed By Cops

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SeacoastThe victim of a 2009 police brutality incident is suing the town of Seabrook for $500 million claiming Seabrook officers negligently slammed his head into a wall and pepper-sprayed him. Michael Bergeron, 26, of Seabrook, filed his suit Sept. 29 and is seeking damages for permanent brain damage, mental and physical anguish, medical bills, loss of work, threatening and criminal actions. He said he is requesting a trial by jury.

Bergeron was arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated on Nov. 11, 2009, when Seabrook police officer Mark Richardson slammed Bergeron face-first into the police station’s wall and officer Adam Laurent sprayed him with pepper spray in the face. The incident surfaced in 2014 when Bergeron acquired surveillance footage of the incident, leading to Richardson and Laurent being terminated from the department. Richardson was charged with simple assault by an on-duty law enforcement officer. Richardson pleaded guilty to his charge in 2015 after a jury failed to reach a unanimous decision on his verdict during a trial earlier that year. He was sentenced to 21 days in the Rockingham County House of Corrections.

Bergeron stated in his suit that Richardson’s “measly” sentence was not satisfactory. He wrote he was “brutally beaten and tortured” by the officers and now suffers from brain damage and post-traumatic stress disorder.

“Mark Richardson and officer Adam Laurent both violated my rights as a human being with the town of Seabrook, NH, at fault due to their negligence,” Bergeron stated in a hand-written filing.

Alright, so that cop obviously deserved to be fired and the kid definitely has a right to sue. That was pretty messed up. But here’s my question – why did he wait five years to file this lawsuit?

Gotcha. So in other words, he’s a regular asshole who wore the beating like a badge of honor. Finally he realized he could cash in on it so he did.

Here’s another question – where the hell did he get $500 million from?

Bergeron said he decided to seek $500 million from the town because he heard that families who lost loved ones in fatal police shootings were awarded amounts of $125 million and $250 million. He said he believes he should be awarded even more because he, as the actual victim, suffered physical as well as emotional pain.

“If they got $250 million and they weren’t even (experiencing) the suffering of all that extra stuff that I had to go through, I feel like I should get more than them because I’m the actual… victim,” he said. “The other person, if they got shot and they didn’t die, they would have been awarded a lot more than that also because the pain and suffering, how do you put a price on that?”

Wait…..what??? This has to The Onion or something. He thinks he’s getting $500 million because the families of people who died got $250 million, and since he has to live with his trauma he deserves double what they got because they received the mercy of a quick execution. If they had killed him, he only deserved half. You cannot make this shit up.

But wait, it gets better…..

Bergeron is also filing three other suits against attorneys and individuals he alleges agreed to represent him in cases including against the town and failed to provide adequate service. One is against Budget Committee member and former Seabrook fire chief Jeff Brown, whom Bergeron said offered to represent him pro bono against the town. The others are against the attorney Armand Hyatt and attorneys Scott Gleason, Thomas J. Gleason and Sean Gleason.

So now this chudstuffer is suing a guy who agreed to represent him in his civil suit, pro bono. He was doing this kid a favor and offering him a free service. For that he’s getting sued. Oh, and he’s also suing not one, not two, not three, but four other lawyers. Yes, this will end well for him.

Thing is, he was already offered a cash settlement:

“Bergeron stated in his suit he was told by Brown at one point that Seabrook Town Manager Bill Manzi offered Bergeron an award of $10,000, an offer Bergeron called “disrespectful.”

Mad disrespectful yo!!

Anyway, as it turns out this kid is only looking for $500 million because he’s got that “disease” that’s been going around. And the only cure is more of that WMD or blue magic. But he apparently wasn’t satisfied with $10,000 worth of heroin. That shit would be gone by Halloween. Nah, he was gonna get that $500 million lifetime supply instead. After all, he’s earned it by………not getting killed.

Check out his Google trophy closet:

Here’s some of the highlights:

  • Michael J. Bergeron Jr., 19, 16 Kimberly Dr., Seabrook, was arrested on a warrant charge and a charge of possession of controlled/narcotic drugs.
  • Michael J. Bergeron, 22, 16 Kimberly Drive, Seabrook, was arrested Friday at 5:36 p.m. and charged with simple assault.
  • 11:43 p.m.: Michael Joseph Bergeron Jr., 23, of Seabrook was charged with burglary.
  • Michael J. Bergeron, 22, 117 Cimarron, Seabrook, was arrested Monday at 11:53 a.m. and charged with robbery and second-degree assault. Detective Scott Mendes and officers Michael Maloney and Adam Laurent made the arrest on Route 107.
  • Here’s the best oneTwo days after his junkbuddy’s wife died from an overdose, he helped his junkbuddy rob and beat the shit out of his junkbuddy’s cousin. His junkbuddy then missed his wife’s wake and funeral because his father couldn’t afford the $10,000 bail.

What. A. Winner.

That last one happened a couple months before he decided that what happened to him in 2009 was a crime, and he decided to cash in on it. Can’t say I blame him. Heroin doesn’t grow on trees. Plus his rap career wasn’t exactly taking off. Because of course he’s an aspiring New Hampshire rapper too:

He’s even got a record label called “Eyceberg,” that has its own Facebook page and hashtags:









Can’t make this shit up.

Eyceberg is really taking off and has a perfect five star rating from the only person who has reviewed it:

And on the page he frequently has conversations with his fans. Which apparently is just him:

And on top of the lawsuit for $500 million he’s also looking for another $5,000 on a GoFundMe to pay for……..something about a CD:

Not sure if this money is going towards his hospital bills from 8 years ago, his legal fees, or his CD about good vibes. Because lots of people are buying CDs these days.

The chick he’s doing this GFM on behalf of, Michelle Marquis, appears to be the latest meat wallet who accepts his Blastercard.

And of course she’s also got her own $2,000 GoFundMe so she can fulfill her dream of being an author.

Oh yea, this lawsuit is a slam dunk. First he’s gonna get that half a billion from the town of Seabrook. Then he’s gonna clean out two law firms and have greatest free crack giveaway party at Hampton Beach in the history of crack giveaway parties.



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6 Comment(s)
  • seabrook
    August 23, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    what happen to cops?

  • Wabbitt
    October 8, 2017 at 1:51 am

    Shit give him the money. Then the town won’t be able to afford narcan when he inevitably overdoses.

  • chrissy loves her trollio
    October 7, 2017 at 1:26 am

    i was horrified at the first vid…
    until i saw the rap vid :/
    and all the hashtags


  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    October 6, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Seabrook’s got nothing on Haverhill – especially in the heroin and dirtbag departments.

    Haverhill is like Lawrence with a few more trees.

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    October 6, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    Seabrook is like the French Riviera for heroin addicts, with inbreeding tossed in as a bonus. In Seabrook some of the family trees have a lot of roots but very few branches. In fact, some of those family trees resemble Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree, with the red ball and all (because the blue balls have been emptied into a close relative’s body cavity).

    A couple of my recent evictees* instantly flocked to Seabrook; it was as if they were drawn there by some mysterious force, some instinctual longing, some…aw, fuck no, it was the fact that they could walk down the block to their heroin dealer and they found another moron who listened to their bullshit sob story and willing to rent to them. I’ve noticed that junkies, err, “disease victims” tend to gather in herds.

    With any luck enough radiation will leak from the local nuclear power plant to sterilize everything on two legs in that town, thus providing hope for future generations.

    *I fully expect to see this skank and her yogurt-slinging boyfriend/sperm donor wind up on TBS, or listed on the obituary page of the local rag.

  • Eyceberg's Cock Holster!
    October 6, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    How much cock has this guy gobbled? That tuft of hair must be a great handle for the guys to grab ahold of!

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