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Self Entitled SJW Section 8 Queen With Multiple Gofundme’s Blames Gentrification In Latest Bid For Online Donor Cash Despite Ending Up Homeless For Her Fourth Consecutive Year 

Self Entitled SJW Section 8 Queen With Multiple Gofundme’s Blames Gentrification In Latest Bid For Online Donor Cash Despite Ending Up Homeless For Her Fourth Consecutive Year


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Here’s an extremely worthy cause out of the bustling metropolis of Brockton:



This is Izzy Sandiego, and she can’t afford her rent…again. So she’s posting a homelessness scrapbook on gofundme and blaming the rent market, so you will help bail her out….again.

 “I’m being pushed out again with an increase of rent. Don’t qualify for shelter and do have enough to supplement my housing due to rise in market rent.”

Oh, yeah, plenty of landlords push out good tenants by raising the rent after a year to something so exorbitantly high  that they can no longer afford it. It’s not like long term tenants are the gold standard of tenant to most landlords, or anything (they are). And plenty of good tenants end up homeless once a year, every year, for the preceding four years. Totally believable, I think we should all give this woman our money.  As it turns out, she’s already taking our money, in the form of housing assistance, to then just turn around and end up homeless again. Tax dollars well spent.

Here’s a pro-tip – housing vouchers are not helping the housing market. It’s a byproduct of giving a bunch of shitty, unqualified irresponsible adult children inflated housing vouchers, making laws that make it difficult to say no to renting to them, and then sending them out apartment hunting. That being said, if you get in to a lease with your voucher, it is 99.9% certain that the only reason your landlord is attempting to raise the rent and get you out is because you are a shit tenant. And considering this broad is a serial internet panhandler, my money is on her also being a shit tenant. I found not one, but two more gofundme’s she has put up within the last four months:

And she’s definitely no stranger to charitable handouts.

Naturally, though, it’s the gentrification of Roxbury that’s to blame for this chicks “poor decisions of not being able to pay Bill’s”.


“These utility Bill’s are affecting me in moving into an area where those services are required.”

“If you was displaced from Roxbury, this is where I shall see you next week.” 

What in the Ebonics is this girl trying to say? She can’t afford her rent for 4 years straight because gentrification is following her everywhere she goes like a grey cartoon cloud? I’m calling bullshit, lady.


I really wish she’d quit playing the race card here. I work in residential property and I deal with Section 8 tenants on a regular basis. I went into the field adamantly insisting there were plenty of good section 8 tenants out there – I recanted my assertion within the first six months. I hear “you don’t need to check my credit, it’s guaranteed rent” no less than 3 times a day. Which is insane. I’ve learned pretty quickly the only thing guaranteed with section 8 is some sort of problem down the line. Whether it be drugs, crime, defaulting on $50 monthly rent portions or the super strict inspections that housing authorities require – something is going to end up sticking it to the property owner. It’s not “gentrification” when landlords want to start cleaning up their properties – it’s common sense.

I won’t donate a dime to this broad, but I will throw her a tip – honor your lease agreements and see what happens. I guarantee doing so will not land you a fifth year in a row of begging for money while packing up your belongings.


33 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 13, 2018 at 9:08 am

    She’s probably a lazy, messy problem tenant. With kids it’s hard to kick them out. Raising the rent past their ability to pay usually does the trick

  • Mary Shitmas
    November 13, 2018 at 5:05 am

    “i deserve one wish for my birthday….”
    That about sums it up.

  • Prince
    November 12, 2018 at 11:04 pm

    We really need a good ole fashioned plague or viral outbreak that specifically targets these scummy muff, section 8, professional procreating, lazy, useless, cunty fucks. And just give this world a much needed do over. Fuck you FDR and your stupid social safety nets. Survival of the fittest should’ve been the first line of the Constitution. 

    Shoot it! Shoot the J!!

    • Prince2
      November 13, 2018 at 2:08 pm

      @ Prince or we just wait till a civil war starts then we can just shoot them all.

  • U no who
    November 12, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    Don’t get fooled by da blogz my Ni@@z cuz da only thing missing more periodz then her bogz is her big pussy. She alwayz preg bro.

    • Montgomery C. Honkeyworthy III
      November 12, 2018 at 11:03 pm

      Does anyone speak Negro? I can’t understand a word this subhuman is saying.

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      November 13, 2018 at 1:48 pm

      Learn how to write English and maybe, just maybe, people will take you seriously. You dumb fuck. Should have paid attention in school instead of wearing your pants beneath your ass and listening to gangsta rap. You fuckin moon cricket, put the hennessy down and go read a book.

      • Mike
        November 14, 2018 at 1:37 pm

        Your mother speaks Negro and Spanish every night with a full mouth.

  • U no who
    November 12, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    Hi fake name Bristol. I know you using again and I gonna tell da judge that straight up unless you let me see my kid that my blood family.

    • Department of Child Services and Sarcasm
      November 12, 2018 at 11:06 pm

      A judge won’t let a minority see his kids? That’s new. I’ve never heard of that happening.

    • November 13, 2018 at 9:21 am

      Hi u no who – you can expect a dead fetus in the mail shortly. Only thing I’ll be using is your feelings to wipe my asshole after I shit out your self-worth. Have a nice day, stay blessed!

      • Hell Yeah!
        November 13, 2018 at 11:01 am

        Rock and roll, ma’am.

  • Edgar Allen Doh
    November 12, 2018 at 7:45 pm

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  • whatevuh
    November 12, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    I’ve paid my reparations (welfare) for 40 yrs, all done . . . . . you’re on your own bitch

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    November 12, 2018 at 6:46 pm

    I blame the shutdown of Backpage escort advertising for the decrease in income of welfare queens.

  • Lisa Ann
    November 12, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    Haha this is funny. This person receives no type of government assistance, or housing and spends her time helping the homeless and addicts on the streets of Boston. A fulltime mother , and community outreach worker for years; it is utterly embarrassing for the author of this garbage to write such a derogatory, false, and laughable article. Good tenants get kicked out. (E.g. owner wants to live on property) The degree of snooping, creeping, and obsessing over someone’s personal life for 4 YEARS makes whoever wrote this , the epitome of a loser. Haha, is this real ? This woman has received awards, and multiple recognitions for the work she has done. A single mom, is occasionally going to fall on hard times. Doesn’t seem like you know a teaspoon of struggle. You know what else is funny, people forget they are one or two paychecks away from being homeless. Get off your high horse , you took the time to write this defamatory article, holy shit you sound miserable. Only a simpleton can have the degree of empathy you carry. The crazies are staring to come out the red closet, you should seek some mental health services. Maybe she can help you 🙂
    By the way,
    People STILL struggle even if they work.
    People shouldn’t feel discouraged to ask for help.
    If you don’t see the gentrification happening in Boston, you’re part of the problem.
    Ignorant ass.

    • I Pay for This
      November 12, 2018 at 5:37 pm

      Hahahahahaha. Now that’s funny. What’s even funnier is that you believe this shit. Only 4 years on assistance. Hahahahahahaha. Go fuck yourselves

    • Taxpayer
      November 12, 2018 at 8:24 pm

      Shut up cunt

    • Peter Niss
      P. Niss
      November 12, 2018 at 8:54 pm

      You know it’s a good article when the dindus come on to the TBS comment section to screech like retarded children.

    • Bullshit Detector
      November 12, 2018 at 11:20 pm

      It looks a fucking lot like a community out reach worker doesn’t make enough to be a full-time mother.

      Also, bitch, the simpleton is the one who has more kids than she can afford to raise.

      Get that into your fucking head, and tell that to the rest of the black and Hispanic community as well so that this so-called “gentrification” won’t affect you at all.

    • barry sotero
      November 13, 2018 at 3:05 am

      shut your mouth you worthless slut

    • I See Dumb People
      I see dumb people
      November 13, 2018 at 7:10 am

      Think about what you just said for a second and let me know if you actually believe thier is gentrifacation in Boston.. Because I know when I go into Boston.. Blacks hispanics and any other “minority” is in fact the majority population. Actually pretty much anywhere you go tgey are now the majority. Wake the fuck up people is you are white and i mean whote on both sides of your family you are in fact the new minority in tge USA do NOT let these fuck monkeys fool you .. They know they are now the majority and they use that to try to change laws in thier favor and tale away any whote persons money by trying to make them pay reperations for some old white guys saving them from thier African tribes and yes your slave ansectors were in fact saved as I dont see any one of you want to go live back in your motherland now that your all free .. I mean why would you .. You get free housing utilities and money here in this slave ridden country.. While the rest of your tribes are riddled with parasites and dying from heat exhaustion in your motherland without evenclean drinking water or electricity.. Cant imagine why you wouldnt want to go back to the motherland

      • Unfrickinbelievable
        November 15, 2018 at 5:15 pm

        Jesus H Christ. You sound stupid as all hell. Ignorant as the day is long. Why don’t you go back to whichever EUROPEAN country your ancestor’s came from? I mean, seriously. Did you think before you wrote all that diarrhea? You and those who think and behave like you are suffering from an severe case of mental illness and don’t even know it. Us normal thinking/behaving people are pretty damn sick of the likes of you and those who think like you. A cancer on this earth. Just shut your dirty mouth!

        • White Man's Burden
          November 15, 2018 at 6:26 pm

          OK, you asked for it, lady. By the way, I know you’re a black woman by the content and cadence of your writing.

          “Jesus H Christ.”

          You have no right to invoke the name of the Son of God, since the left does everything in its power to undermine Christians, up to and including that rotten Sandra Fluke suing to make Jesuits pay for her contraception after she elected to go to a school run by a Christian order. That’s the equivalent of trying to use the law to force a Hasidic rabbi to eat a ham and cheese sandwich and chase it with a glass of milk. Not only didn’t you leftist pricks not even blink, you stood behind her.

          Furthermore, Noah had three sons, Sem, Ham and Japheth. Upon landing on Mount Ararat, the descendants of Japheth went to Europe, those of Sem stayed in the Middle East, but the children of Ham were cursed since they refused to honor God. They went to Africa.

          And here’s some ironically bad news for Louis Farrakhan and the Nation of Islam:
          Iblis, the devil in the Koran, is black. The devil is always portrayed in Islam as being black.

          “You sound stupid as all hell. Ignorant as the day is long.”

          We don’t need extra points on civil service exams because we’re white. Meanwhile, your urban schools are unequivocally the ones that are failing so badly that they’re closing them. That’s not just because of the students. Look up how many urban teachers fail exams themselves. Next.

          “Why don’t you go back to whichever EUROPEAN country your ancestor’s came from?”

          Because if Chicago is a paradigm of the way blacks and Hispanics would operate society without us, you’d turn this country into a combination of El Salvador and Somalia in about 1 year if we did.

          “I mean, seriously. Did you think before you wrote all that diarrhea?”

          He didn’t even have to think. Your failures are so prolific that no thought is required to rebut anything you have to say.

          “You and those who think and behave like you are suffering from an severe case of mental illness and don’t even know it.”

          Black and Hispanic people can walk into a white neighborhood and encounter no issues. Try being a white person and going to get a hot dog from Simco’s in Mattapan Square on a summer night. You’re going to talk to us about “behavior”? What demographic of people is on the news for crime every single night on every station across the entire country?

          “Us normal thinking/behaving people are pretty damn sick of the likes of you and those who think like you. A cancer on this earth. Just shut your dirty mouth!”

          You have no idea how sick we are of you. You’re so destructive to society that you collectively hate law enforcement officials with a vengeance. That is NOT because you are singled out. It’s because you are disorderly, criminal, scamming, thieving, pimping, robbing, anti-American dirtballs who ruin every community you populate with pimps, drug dealers, gangs, pollution, graffiti, violence, crime, and general urban blight.

          We carry you by your bootstraps every day, all the time, and we have for years. You are a total burden on us fiscally, aesthetically, and morally. You would perish without us, and you still blame us for every single one of your problem, and you refuse to ameliorate yourselves as a whole.


          The best thing for America would be for you to all suddenly disappear. If you did, the news would be nothing but sports, parades, weather, the economy, and the occasional white idiot who actually found a white person who deals drugs so that he could get high and do something stupid, or some white guy driving drunk.

          So shut your hole, get the hell off our gripe page, and go pick up your rachet ass neighborhood.

    • The Ever-Elusive Answer To The Question About Minority Struggle
      November 13, 2018 at 8:19 am

      Why are blacks and Hispanics apparently the only minorities that have problems?

      Because they are the only minorities that CAUSE problems.

      • Every Indian And Asian Guy
        November 13, 2018 at 8:23 am

        I definitely heard that.

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      November 13, 2018 at 1:42 pm

      Nice story bro! All the good she has done and no help from anyone. Hahaha bullshit. They only thing shes helped her self too is cock and our tax money.

      If shes such an upstanding citizen as you say. Why dont you take her in? I mean you said she has helped so many people. So why dont you help her and her little nigglets?

      You see we are not the problem. The problem is people like you. Us normal, white, black, Asian, Spanish etc are fucking fed up with your sjw shit and the shit of the idiots you stand up for.

      You know why people are raising their rents? To keep the fucking trash out of their neighborhoods. You think any law abiding, hard working, self respecting citizen or any race wants to come home after a long day at work and listen to these fucking hood bogger’ blasting their dirty music l, while screaming on the phone and their children. You must be completely fucking retarded.

      Again, if shes such a model citizen who’s helped so many people and you know her personally. Then open the doors to your home and let her and her nigglets in!

      You cum guzzling liberal bottom feeder.
      Slit your wrist and jump in a pond you dirty ass hat.

  • Will Crusher
    November 12, 2018 at 5:23 pm

    I want more gentrification. Thats a sure sign whitey is coming back strong.

  • Rockets Redglare
    November 12, 2018 at 5:01 pm

    Dear Yolanda
    My net worth places me in the top 5% of all Americans. And I’ll never donate a nickle to pieces of shit like you.
    Fuck Off…

  • Fat Albert
    November 12, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    Freeloading is an art form for the professional victim. When enough free shit isn’t given then cry RACISM until the politicians take even more away from the working people. Slavery isn’t dead it’s the current blue collar working people who are the slaves in this state. I can only imagine if that vapid cunt Hillary won the election how bad it would be. Anybody who works to support their family is crazy not to vote Red. Or continue to pay for unappreciative assholes like this bitch. She has no shame and she is far from the only person doing this

  • dball31211
    November 12, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    It should be if someone with a voucher defaults then that voucher sould be given to the next person in need. Also people that have been using them for more then 5 years and still can’t save to pay rent without it need to go. Let’s put time limits in this shit please

  • Jimmy McMillan 2020
    November 12, 2018 at 4:35 pm

    The rent is too damn high!

    (Paid for by the McMillan for President 2020 Action League of those Persecuted by Gentrification)

    • The More You Know
      November 13, 2018 at 6:44 am

      I know the majority here have never heard of this guy.
      You’re welcome.
      Good day.

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