Selling Brockton Stripper Money Half Price On An Uxbridge Yard Sale Page Just Seems Like A Bad Business Plan
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Well, this is a new one…..
Turtleboy has zero problem with this. I had no idea the strip clubs in Brockton were this technologically advanced. So apparently you just buy some sort of Foxy Lady card, purchase Foxy Lady money, put it on the card, and save yourself the hassle of throwing dollar bills at the Randolph GED express on stage. I mean, when you buy a lap dance, who wants to pay cash for that? Why carry around a Costanza wallet when you can just whip out your Foxy Lady card and swipe it in between the stripper’s cheeks? I assume once you start working there you have to get one of those card reading chips implanted in your crack. I find it hard to believe the Tramplighter or Sweaty Betty’s has crossed this bridge into the 21st century.
My question is, how come the Foxy Lady doesn’t let their strippers cash out their cards when they quit? Sounds like they need a union. I’d be bullshit. Luckily she has that Foxy Lady pension and her 401K to fall back on. People are giving her a hard time because it sounds like a scam, but what’s she supposed to do? Buy $400 worth of lap dances? Her only move is to sell it half price. It’s not like selling food stamps. She wasn’t just handed this money by the taxpayers. She earned it by grinding on some Holbrook meathog.
Of course her biggest problem is she has no idea where to sell. It’s like opening up a Whole Foods in Brockton. No one’s gonna go. Why is she trying to sell this thing in an Uxbridge yard sale site? What is that, an hour away at least from Brockton? If you think you’re gonna find some soccer Mom in Uxbridge to buy your stripper points at half price you’re gonna be severely disappointed. Just sayin.
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