Some trashbag abandoned their pooch in New Bedford yesterday and it was caught on film and posted on New Bedford Guide.
“Take care buddy.”
And the poor dog tried running after them, which is why she got out of the truck to make sure it didn’t keep following them.
After the video was posted on New Bedford Guide she instantly became the biggest villain in New Bedford, which is no easy task. Luckily for the mob a woman named Natalie Lopez showed up on the page to announce that she was the ratchet and directed people to her IG account for the “real” story.
And so did her boyfriend Raul Axel Vital.
Silly people, assuming that someone who left their dog on the side of the road and said “take care buddy” was abandoning the dog. Little did we know they were just playing a game called “find your bitch ass way back to the section 8 dumpster fire I call home.”
Unfortunately she took down her IG, but luckily a few people downloaded it, as you should always do when you know a guttermuppet is likely to pull a delete and retreat. In the first video Senorita Stench Trench and her friend are walking the dog they abandoned towards the house where they were filmed to confront and beat up the person who lives there.
Looks like she dyed her hair pink in an attempt to disguise herself.
“There was this bitch who posted a video about me doing something I didn’t fucking do, so basically right now we’re going to her home to beat her ass up, and this bitch in front of me is gonna record me.”
Except, you did do it. We all watched it happen, and they didn’t “record” you. It’s this magical invention called Ring that catches shitty people doing shitty things.
She had a good reason for abandoning the dog though.
“I was late for work my Momma was like, leave the dog right there, I was like no bitch the fuck am I gonna do that shit for? She was like leave em, I was like nope.”
Wait….what? Just so I have this straight, she was late for work and her likely 30 year old mother told her to abandon the dog so they could save time getting her there. She insisted they didn’t abandon the dog, the mother persisted, and she still refused. But yet the dog was abandoned anyway. Makes sense.
But it’s OK because dog owners in Honduras do this all the time.
“My dog is not fucking stupid he knows how to walk his way home. All these hoes Karens here, in Central America they run over a dog they don’t give a fuck. But they come here and they like oh my God he knows his way home? He not meant to! I still have my doggie here, what the fuck?!”
All you Karens is a bunch of hoes for caring about the well being of her dog. Sure, she could’ve just brought the dog home with her, but it’s more fun to abandon it on the side of the road and see if it makes it back alive.
She’s evidently from Texas and thinks that no one is Massachusetts has encountered a Hispanic person before.
“When you bring Texas to Boston MA you bring Hispanic to mother fucking white people. You bring Mexico to white people, so like, this shit got on my last fucking nerve bitch.”
“I’m from Houston, TX I’m gonna beat up a bitch.”
Yea, there’s no Hispanic people in New Bedford. None at all. Only white hoes care about dogs. Wait until she finds out about this place called “Puerto Rico.” Her mind will be blown.
Apparently calling out people for abandoning their dogs in Texas is a big no no, especially when they’re not white.
“Bitch is over here posting shit like I’m not gonna do nothing about it. Bitch I’m not fucking white I’m Hispanic. Like I got Texas in my blood. I’m gonna go see that bitch.”
“The dog not stupid, he knows how to do shit. On God, it gets me mad annoyed bro.”
Yea she don’t give a fuck yo! That’s why she took the videos down and made her account private!
In the second video she knocks on the person’s door and eventually confronts them, ironically ringing the same bell that recorded them abandoning their dog. Turns out they’re not white after all, which I’m sure was very confusing for Senorita Stench Trench.
Now their story changed and the dog was shitting in the car and had to be let out.
“My dog was taking a shit in the car and my Moms told me pull him out.”
Which certainly explains why they ABANDONED it!
Also, why is she acting like Texas is basically Wuhan or North Korea where dogs are things no one is supposed to care about?
“Y’all over here worried about a dog.”
“You fucking up people’s lives like that over a dog.”
“She said take care because like you never know if he’s gonna get squished or anything.”
“We come from Houston, Texas we do shit like that. We let our dogs go outside.”
“They should know I’m from Houston, Texas.”
Is she from Houston? I had no idea. I’ve never been there, but it sounds like a place where you get to run over dogs like they’re chipmunks and no one bats an eye.
“Call the mother fucking police, I don’t give a fuck. Pussy ass nigga, they all Karen man. I hate this fucking state, they out here doing shit, it’s fucking stupid. In Texas they don’t care enough if your dog is squished, they’re like OK my bad, they’re just gonna throw that shit in the trash.”
Dogs sound safer in Cruella de Vil’s summer home in Vietnam than they do in Houston.
“I didn’t post shit because like I wanted to leave my dog behind. I didn’t do that shit because of that.”
Oh OK, she didn’t wanna leave the dog behind. It’s all adding up now.
“I saw the video, it’s not the real story though.”
You abandoned your dog. The end.
“He went back, we picked him up, he was just pooping.”
No you didn’t. The dog miraculously found its way home, which I’m sure you’re probably disappointed about because the dog means nothing to you.
She’s apparently worried that this will cost her her job.
“They ain’t gonna fire you for that shit they gonna fire me. They going to get me out of school, I just moved here from Houston, Texas.”
Ya know, the job she was on her way to but was finished working at within a couple hours so she could film herself confronting these good samaritans.
She seemed really upset that the people who answered the door didn’t wanna fight her.
“Take that shit before I do something. On God. Calling the police nigga? I dare you to call the police son.”
“If he don’t take that shit down I’m gonna come back to his house, I’m gonna egg that shit, I’m gonna break his windows, I don’t give a fuck because I’m crazy like that, you know?”
“If they post it up there they gonna know what a Houston Texas bitch does.”
“I came to pull some hair and these bitch asses didn’t even come outside. I came to swing!!”
Hey girl, I’m definitely gonna have this posted for eternity with your name and pictures all over it. Please come visit me in Holden and show me what a Houston Texas bitch does besides get molested by Deshaun Watson.
She’s also not happy with the people who tell her how cute her dog is because they don’t compliment her too.
“If he dies I will give him a proper burial, but I come here and they care too much for dogs. I be walking my dog and they be like what a cute puppy! Bitch what about the human? I’m the one walking it, say hi to me! What the fuck!”
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