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Sexual Harasser Walter Bird Tried To Discredit Turtleboy’s Coverage Of Bibaud Blowgate, Claims Joe Early And Judge Bibaud Dindu Nuffin

Sexual Harasser Walter Bird Tried To Discredit Turtleboy’s Coverage Of Bibaud Blowgate, Claims Joe Early And Judge Bibaud Dindu Nuffin

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If you wanna see the most pathetic piece of “journalism” ever, check out this propaganda from Wacky Walter Bird:

As you can see he has both a pen AND a tiny spiral bound notepad, so clearly he was going to get to the bottom of this.

We completely own the brain of this sad, pathetic man, who clearly wrote this column while drunk. How many times does he wrongly try to out who “Turtleboy” is in that column? It’s quite sad actually. He’s been doing this for a while now (accusing everyone who criticizes him of being “Aidan Kearney”) and everyone’s laughing at him:

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Walter’s been trying to discredit us forever because not only did we expose him for being a pervert who constantly hits on politicians he’s covering in local election, but after we won the annual “Best Local Blog” award every year, he got rid of that award and we ended up winning “Best Local News Outlet” instead. Then he claimed we hacked the voting.

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He claims we’re just a smut site:

Can we just stop having that discussion? When you start blogging about fat people with tattoos, who beat up their sisters, we’re not talking about news anymore, so let’s just drop that. It’s an entertaining blog if you like that stuff. It’s not a news site.”

And he cannot believe that a judge would actually give him a story, so naturally he’s going out of his way to cover for him. And he asked a billion questions he never answered as part of his “investigating”:

Did he, on his own, direct subordinates to scrub out alleged comments made by Alli Bibaud, the unfortunately drug-addicted daughter of Judge Tim Bibaud?

In this whole sordid affair involving state police, a judge, his daughter and who knows who else, was the even the colonel outranked?

Is it, however, a controversy?


Then what happened? Perhaps more important is this question: Did anything happen beyond what was supposed to? 

Did someone ask McKeon to order the report altered – and, if so, who? 

So, did McKeon, on the strength of a 30-year-or-so friendship with Tim Bibaud do something he doesn’t ordinarily do and order those below him to take out what comments he may not have considered relevant to the legal proceedings?

Was the state trooper’s report in the Alli Bibaud case relevant? 

But if she, in fact, offered to do the same with her arresting officer, isn’t that akin to bribery? Wouldn’t that be considered relevant?

Is it, in fact, standard procedure, even if there does not appear to be a set practice in place, to edit arrest reports for sensational or salacious content?

Was this special treatment or is it done all the time, regardless of the suspect’s last name?

After babbling on over and over again he ends the column by asking this question:

Did someone go out of their way to ask McKeon to review the report himself and/or order it amended? 

The same question he started with and never bothered to answer as part of his “investigation.” But it’s OK though, because Wacky Walter believes him:

Bibaud insists he did not. I believe him.

Well then, case closed!!

Hey Walter, here’s a question – how much would you cover up if we just let hacks like this control the media?

He also interviewed the Worcester Police, who claimed this was routine:

“The supervisor either signs the report as written by the officer, or suggests changes,” Lt. Sean Murtha said. “Generally, the officers make the changes suggested, and the supervisor then signs the report when he or she is happy with it. Supervisors do not make the changes themselves.”

The most important factor sergeants are looking for when reviewing arrest reports, Murtha said, is the presence of probable cause.

Key word – sergeants. A sergeant did look at Alli Bibaud’s report, and he determined that it was fine so he signed off on it. If Walter were a real reporter he’d ask the WPD, “Does the Chief order reports to be altered?” since the Chief is the WPD’s equivalent of the MSP Colonel. But of course the answer is “no,” and Wacky Walter isn’t a real reporter. He’s a sexual harasser who works at a free magazine.

The cop he spoke with also said this:

“Other things they look for,” he said, “are spelling and grammar, explanation of legal points, appropriateness, etc.”

If we were interviewing Lt. Murtha we’d ask him if sergeants check each arrest report for spelling and grammar, what’s up with this arrest report we blogged about in March?

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Random capital Letters in the Middle of a Sentence are perfectly Normal. Especially when writing about school “assembles.” So clearly the Lieutenant’s story checks out.

And according to District Attorney Joe Early, who let cop killer Jorge Zambrano out of prison because “jail wasn’t working for him,” he also dindu nuffin:

On Saturday, after he took part in Veterans’ Day services at the Vietnam War Memorial at Greenhill Park in Worcester, Early also adamantly denied asking anyone to change the report. And Bibaud, he said, never asked him to make such a request. 

And he answered Walter’s question about whether or not altering arrest reports was standard procedure:


Early was deliberate and adamant in responding to that question, pausing in between each word and using his hand for emphasis.

“All. The. Time.”

He. Used. Periods. A. Lot. Therefore. He. Must. Be. Telling. The. Truth. FAX!!!

Anyway, most of you probably have no idea what Worcester Magazine is, since it’s just a free magazine that they leave at Bushel N’ Peck and hope you’ll pick up so they can justify charging local businesses $2,500 for an a full page ad. But Walter seems to to think he matters because he writes drunken investigative articles like this in order to “outdo” Turtleboy. And by “outdo” he means interview a bunch of hacks and print their lies.

11 Comment(s)
  • Stuart P
    November 14, 2017 at 12:43 pm


  • Sloppy
    November 13, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Just look at that poor, greasy-haired sumbitch. What a washout. He doesn’t look like a spring chicken, either. What a career. Making $28K/yr. to edit some free rag that people use to start their wood stoves and not much else, feeling a pit in his stomach when he walks by a newspaper rack in a store and sees the Globe, the Providence Journal, or any other broadsheet he’s sent his resume and little portfolio to and never heard back from…
    Poor fucking bastard. Then he gets showed up hard by a blog in the Internet. Just has his own dick cut off and placed atop a bowl of other dicks, and given a spoon and a napkin. That’s really all that guy has to eat now. A bowl of dicks with his own on top.
    If I were him, I’d pack it in and go follow Jimmy Buffet around on tour until I shriveled up completely.

  • Maggie the Cat
    November 13, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    It’s time for “The Bird” to fly south for the winter.

  • The Rant Queen
    November 13, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    I couldn’t understand a thing he (Bird) typed, it made no sense and basically just rambles stupid questions. Useless pile of trash. If I had to guess though, it probably all translated to: “I hate Turtleboy so much, for being better at everything I attempt to be, that I will spitefully believe lies just so I never agree with them. No matter how stupid I look doing so.”

  • Rehash, Rehash, Rehash!!!
    November 13, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    Do you honestly have to rehash the same old crap on a new blog page (reposting line after line of FaceBook commentary)? Just provide a link to the old page, and if someone wants to go back and read it then they can, and the new blog page can be NEW CONTENT! Your rehash just simply makes you look like a pathetic little child on the playground who feels the need to constantly say “Billy hit me!”. God, you get something stuck in your craw and you harp on it!!!

    • Fizzle out
      November 14, 2017 at 3:26 pm

      Yes he does, he’s the type of guy that listens, waits, laughs and inevitably goes behind your back to make fun of you to make himself feel better. The basis for TB was so great, could have been amazing, like barstool they will d have made their own mistakes. They have recently turned SJW for their own agenda, it is far too confusing to keep up with who they believe is right and wrong.

  • Steven Stover
    November 13, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    Here’s Walter “the weirdo” Bird chance to do some actual reporting. He must already know the answers. Does All Bibaud swallow? How much does she charge? Does she do gang bangs? Is she a moaner? Does she do more than just suck? Cmon Walter it’s your specialty. Inquiring minds want to know.
    PS. I don’t expect him to really answer. Professional courtesy thing being the sexual predator that he is.

  • Gina
    November 13, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    He’s so gross..but even tho I am married, I almost want to try and date him ..just for research purposes…to see what he would do if he thought a woman really wanted to let him rock her house…It could be like going “undercovers” for the Turtle…ugh..the thought of going under covers with a nekkid Walter is just nasssttty…maybe I ‘ll reconsider

  • They call me Ponch
    November 13, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    Last time I read/looked at WM was that ” swimsuit ” issue.

    Womp, womp

  • mcf1122
    Ann Flaherty
    November 13, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    You are controlling Walter’s brain. Don’t let him control yours.

  • Tony
    November 13, 2017 at 11:10 am

    He’s broken and needs to vanish. Sad ending for a washed up Boomer.

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