Wanna see the worst person who ever lived? His name is Luke Gatti, he’s from Long Island, and he goes to UConn. With that combination you’re pretty much destined to be a terrible, terrible, person. Well I guess Lukey boy wanted a Jalapeño Mac and Cheese the other night in the Student Union, but the problem was he was 19, wasted, and had an open container, so he was asked to leave. What happened next will rightfully follow him around for the rest of his life:
Savages, absolute savages. It’s 2015 and people are still filming vertically? And these are college kids, they should know better. You know how I can tell this kid is the biggest asshole who has ever lived? This:
Socks and sandals. Absolute savage.
But seriously, fuck this kid and everything he stands for. The poor manager is trying to earn an honest living and he’s gotta deal with these entitled trust fund dickweeds from Long Island. I can’t believe he didn’t kick this kid’s ass the moment the kid laid hands on him:
Seriously, the kid hit him three or four times and somehow he managed to keep his cool. I feel like he should get a medal or something.
Then some other kid comes over and tries to play the peace maker and dooshnozzle McGee goes after him too:
Then he gets back in this poor guy’s grill:
Before finally one of the cooks has had enough and restrains the shit out of him:
Before tackling him to the ground and giving him the choker:
Then right when the cop shows up and he’s cuffed he’s no longer a tough guy:
I’m absolutely fucked.”You got that right Luke. And you did it to yourself and no one likes you.
And you just knew when you saw this video that this wasn’t some isolated, drunken incident. To be that big of an asshole it means you have to have a track record of being a total buttnut. And what do you know? He was arrested in September of 2014 in Amherst:
At 12:58, Sunday police arrived responded to a call on Phillips Street for a loud party. As police were breaking up the party, Luke V. Gatti, 18, of Bayville N.Y. allegedly started yelling and causing a scene, according to the police report.When he was arrested brought to the station, he started assaulting the police officer, according to the report.
According to the arrest report he yelled, “fuck you nigger” at the cop who arrested him too:
It gets better. Two weeks after he was arrested for assaulting that cop in Amherst, he was arrested AGAIN at a UMass party:
Arrested two weeks ago on Phillips Street for disorderly conduct (which included calling a detective the N-word), this time around Mr. Gatti seemed to go out of his way to get arrested yet again on that same notorious street, and when taken back to the police station, assaulted an officer.
With his father looking on, Luke Gatti was arraigned this morning before Judge John Payne who set bail at $250, taken out of the $1,000 bail posted over the weekend to get out of jail. Noting the arrest only two weeks ago Judge Payne said to Gatti, “I’m a little concerned you’re going to pull a trifecta before the month is over.”
We used to not care for Larry Kelly, the guy we just linked who follows asshole college kids around in Amherst and takes pictures of them. But we gotta give him props for documenting this dingleberry’s shenanigans.
Oh, and he’s also a Mets fan and a competitive skier according to his Facebook page:
I really, really wish this kid got shot too, because it’s not enough to just arrest him and expel him. Daddy will fix that. But if you shot him at least then you could say, “look, white kids get shot by cops too.” But the problem was he didn’t resist or try to run away. Oh well, maybe next time. Because we all know that there will definitely be a next time. After all, you can’t take the asshole out of Long Island, but you can’t take the Long Island out of the asshole.
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