Politics

Shiva Launches Class Action Lawsuit And Is Coming On The Live Show Thursday To Try To Convince Me That 100K Votes For Him Were Thrown Out 

 

Earlier today I published a blog about Shiva Ayyadurai’s refusal to accept the election results in the Republican primary for United States Senate after he lost by over 20 points to Kevin O’Connor.

“Fuck Kevin O’Connor, fuck Charlie Baker, screw all these guys, because they’re all frauds. They’ve never worked a day in their lives, and screw them. They’re scumbags.”

Shiva was quite pleased with the inclusion of that quote.

Personally I see no evidence of fraud, which is why I had a good laugh at all the morons and their theories in the comments. Shiva didn’t like this so he called me up this afternoon and we had a discussion. I still see no evidence of wide spread voter fraud that would account for a 53,000 vote loss.

However, in the name of fairness I told Shiva that he can come on the live show tomorrow night and present his case to the people. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel and hit the notifications button so you’ll be reminded every time we go live. Shiva will come on at 9 PM tomorrow night. Basically his claim hinges on the theory that 100,000 votes are missing, and presumably every single one of those votes was for him. He reached this conclusion after speaking with Secretary of State Bill Galvin who estimated that voter turnout this year would be 25% higher than previous elections due to mail in voting. So far this election 260,000 votes were counted in the republican primary, which is almost the exact same number as voted in the 2018 primary.

Keep in mind that in 2018 there was no one running against Pocahontas in the democratic primary, so only 600,000 democratic ballots were cast.

Whereas this year the democrats had one of the most contested and highly anticipated senate primaries this century between Joe Kennedy and Ed Markey, and almost 1.4 million votes were cast.

Independents like myself can choose which ballot they want, so presumably most independents would choose the more high profile primary election to vote in. If anything there should’ve been less votes cast in the republican primary this year because of that, but instead it’s the same amount. Perhaps that’s where the estimated 25% increase came from.

His other piece of evidence is that he won his town of Belmont, which he doesn’t believe is possible because every Republican in Mitt Romney’s 8th home town is a RINO.

Proving that you got screwed out of winning an election by pointing to a town that you won is one hell of a strategy. Perhaps Shiva can explain that one to me tomorrow.

In the meantime Shiva announced that he’s suing and has launched a write in campaign for the general election in November.

 

My mind is wide open, but I’m gonna need some stronger evidence that ballots for Shiva were actually destroyed before I sign onto this conspiracy theory. We will see what Shiva has for us tomorrow at 9 PM. See you then.

 

 

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37 Comment(s)
  • AC
    October 21, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Just do the Math, and stop being ignorant and prejudice… and dumb asses being screws by the same old establishment politicians!

  • Stick a Shiva in me I’m Done
    September 4, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    TB you were so polite and handled this lunatic as professionally as possible. He’s obviously a tortured soul — I’d have sympathy if he wasn’t such a condescending prick.

  • LOLz
    September 4, 2020 at 10:47 am

    Fucking Shiva
    “First let me give you a history of politics in Massachusetts…”

  • Indians Stink
    September 3, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    Indians stink like BO!

    Where I work (*cough* Intel *cough*) one Indian stank so much, we called him “smelly”

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 3, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    Love that top picture. Can almost hear Shiva yelling “Two in the pink and one in the stink!”

  • Curious
    September 3, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    Ask him what Fran Dreshers pussy smelled like.

  • D.B. Cooper
    September 3, 2020 at 11:51 am

    Shiva is proof positive of the fine line between brilliance and insanity.
    He is both.

  • Ron Jeremy
    September 3, 2020 at 11:05 am

    Got to give Shiva credit…he doesn’t back down.

  • Captain Louis Renault
    September 3, 2020 at 10:39 am

    I am shocked…shocked…by the mug shots in the NYT of the Providence rape-party animals.
    Good police work by Providence PD

  • Bristol = Obese, Liberal Foot Stamp Whale
    September 3, 2020 at 10:36 am

    Crying “fraud” when you lose is as American as apple pie, and I fully expect whoever loses in 2020 to do the same. Prepare for either Biden or Trump to scream it from the rooftops. So dumb.

  • PLEASE
    September 3, 2020 at 9:59 am

    Can you get Diana Ploss on someday?

  • YES!
    September 3, 2020 at 9:58 am

    What, Howie doesn’t want him back? LOL. Shiva, the gift that keeps on giving. I’ll be tuning in for sure. Could you tell him to pick up his trash signs on Rte 1in Foxboro this year?

    ALSO…PLEASE have the balls to ask him if he thinks his wife beating charge hurt his chances. If you do I will donate $.

  • The Common Man
    September 3, 2020 at 9:58 am

    Vote blue no matter who. This alt-right blog is full of uneducated deplorables.

    Have fun being on THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY

    • Farmer Fran
      September 3, 2020 at 10:26 am

      If by “Uncommon” you mean gelded…
      Vote Red or our Republic is Dead!

  • AngryWhiteDad
    September 3, 2020 at 9:48 am

    His willingness to talk shit and say the most ludicrous things, and mean them, has me intrigued.

    However, the possibility that he is a deep state plant makes more sense than anything. They put him out to there to sound ridiculous and neutralize/demonize any thought that goes against a mainstream vote.

    Similarly, flat earthers and Qtards were propped up to make any and all conspiracy theorists lose validity.

    • Wild Times Ahead
      September 3, 2020 at 10:15 am

      Get ready. Trump AND Pence will be assassinated before the election. The media is already planting the seed that Nancy Pelosi will be running the country soon.

  • DO THE REICH THING
    September 3, 2020 at 9:00 am

    Shiva is such a sore loser. Most indians are. This dudes family comes to this country steals.money then bringsnit back to indaim so Fuck shiva.

  • Karen of All Karens
    September 3, 2020 at 7:46 am

    I like the guy’s candor, but he is on crack if he thinks he won….

    • a
      September 3, 2020 at 4:26 pm

      Indians stink of BO. Where I work (*cough* Intel *cough*) there was one Indian who stank so bad we call him “smelly”.

  • Turn America into 3rd world India
    September 3, 2020 at 1:20 am

    Vote for Shiva the Shitskin!

  • Joe Jim Crow Biden
    September 2, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    Cmon man. Me and Ted Kennedy pinned that bitch against the wall and took turns. She didn’t scream. Teddy spiked her drink. But he gave me seconds. And global cooling is real.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    September 2, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    Damn, I wish Dr. Shiva won. We know no matter the Republican he’ll lose but at least Shiva would have gone down in a blaze of glory. I don’t think they’d be able to air the debate live. Drink when he calls Markey a fag, dickhead, pussy, asshole, etc.

    • Stunt Penis
      September 3, 2020 at 5:21 am

      I agree. The guy comes across as unhinged. I voted for him for the same reason, you know it doesn’t matter which republican you choose, the republican is going to lose in the general, so you might as well pick the candidate who is going to give you the most entertainment value.

      wasn’t he arrested for domestic violence? I seem to recall reports of his going apeshit on Howie Carr’s show when Howie pulled up his sheet

  • Straight guy from Chelsea
    September 2, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    He reminds me of that joke about the indian, the beaner, and the black arguing about who gave the white girl a black eye and they all cant tell which one he is or something like that

    • Spic Tormentоr
      September 2, 2020 at 11:08 pm

      A niggеr says to his doctor: “Every time I have sex with a white girl, my eyes sting, turn bright red and start watering.”

      The doctor replies: “Yes, you are probably allergic to pepper spray.”

      • Envy detector
        September 3, 2020 at 8:16 am

        You went from pretending to be ST to make him look bad to now trying to actually be funny by recycling black jokes from the 90’s. You really are a fucking loser holy shit

        • Envy Detector sounds like the envious one
          September 3, 2020 at 11:32 am

          You sound pretty envious yourself lol

  • Judge dread
    September 2, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    There’s two things I know in this life: Dr Shiva is the ultimate troll and I’m the real Judge dread!

    The Judge has spoken!

    Case dismissed!

    • Judge dread
      September 2, 2020 at 10:51 pm

      Still pretending to be me? You really need to get a fucking life dude.

      • Spic Tormentor
        September 3, 2020 at 8:24 am

        This dildo has exactly 0 friends and has never seen a vagina. Went from being a silly imposter to a mental patient with dissociative identity disorder.

      • Judge dread
        September 3, 2020 at 11:43 am

        You’re not Judge dread, I’m the real Judge dread now. You whined like bitch about your user name so I’ve permanently taken it. I’m way funnier than you and I’m 100 times the Judge dread you were!

        The Judge has spoken!

        Case dismissed!

  • Hugh Mungous
    September 2, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    Yes I voted for Shiva, only because I wanted to see the dumpster fire that he would ignite against either the ginger douche bag or the ice cream man. The most unhinged concession speech in history only confirmed my opinion. This guy is a fucking nut job,

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      September 3, 2020 at 7:32 am

      Nut jobs are totally IN right now. Haven’t you seen the nonsensical comment threads lately?

  • Murder Hornet Spray
    September 2, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    Has anyone from MIT chimed in at any point of his
    political pursuits? Not being snarky.Serious question.

  • King Richards Faire
    September 2, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    Will adult refreshments be served?

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    September 2, 2020 at 10:00 pm

    Realllllly looking forward to this.

  • Steaming Des Moine Candied Yam
    September 2, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    This should be Turtleboy gold!

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