Shoeless Pajama-Clad Man With Cat In The Hat Shirt “Looking For His Sunglasses” In Leicester Woman’s Backyard Turns Out To Be Town Shadeball Jeremy Smith Again

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Nothing to see here. Just a couple grown, shoeless men in pajama pants looking for their sunglasses in your backyard. Perfectly normal. I’m sure they weren’t up to anything nefarious at all. Who hasn’t lost their sunglasses on someone else’s private property and then got caught in the act rifling around the back of their shed without permission? (being granted permission after being confronted for being on someone else’s property is not the same thing as asking for permission – it’s trespassing)

Anyway, does this shirt look familiar?

A cat in the hat shirt in Leicester? Where have I seen that before?

Oh yea, Jeremy Smith. The same guy who always seems to be the unfortunate victim of a huge misunderstanding in situations like this. He can’t possibly have been up to anything wrong. After all, he paints rocks in town with children:

And according to all the people who got on us because we wrote a blog about how strange his behavior was, we were the bad guys because he almost cured cancer by raising $386.

Oh, and his parents donated a bunch of land, therefore he can do no wrong:

And town hardo Eugene is gonna kick our ass if we don’t like that!!

Of course all of these people got really quiet really quickly once they saw this Craig’s List ad looking to add another chick to their gangbang:

Went well with the dick pics, which any child that helps paint rocks with could easily see by going on Craig’s List.

Yup. But we were the bad guys for writing about this poor, misunderstood individual. A true pillar of the community. What would Leicester do without all those painted rocks?

Anyway, there are some ways that you could end up on someone else’s private property. For instance, I’ve gone running in the woods and taken a trail that’s dumped me into someone’s backyard. To avoid getting eaten by a bear I’ve cut through their property and ran to the road. Ran being the key word. In and out.

But this?

Dude was in his jam-jams and cat in the hat shirt. He’s got no shoes on. And the best thing he could come up with was “I’m looking for my sunglasses” because I was fishing in your backyard illegally yesterday while I was drunk.

Anyway, it once again shows that we were right and all the butthurts were wrong. Dude was clearly up to no good back there, he got caught by the neighbor, he concocted a bullshit story, played the “I paint rocks and raised money for cancer research” card, and thought everyone would believe his latest tall tale. And why wouldn’t he? People in Leicester clearly eat this shit up and he can do no wrong. Ever.

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