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Shoeless Pajama-Clad Man With Cat In The Hat Shirt “Looking For His Sunglasses” In Leicester Woman’s Backyard Turns Out To Be Town Shadeball Jeremy Smith Again

Shoeless Pajama-Clad Man With Cat In The Hat Shirt “Looking For His Sunglasses” In Leicester Woman’s Backyard Turns Out To Be Town Shadeball Jeremy Smith Again

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Check out this story from Leicester:

Nothing to see here. Just a couple grown, shoeless men in pajama pants looking for their sunglasses in your backyard. Perfectly normal. I’m sure they weren’t up to anything nefarious at all. Who hasn’t lost their sunglasses on someone else’s private property and then got caught in the act rifling around the back of their shed without permission? (being granted permission after being confronted for being on someone else’s property is not the same thing as asking for permission – it’s trespassing)

Anyway, does this shirt look familiar?

A cat in the hat shirt in Leicester? Where have I seen that before?

Oh yea, Jeremy Smith. The same guy who always seems to be the unfortunate victim of a huge misunderstanding in situations like this. He can’t possibly have been up to anything wrong. After all, he paints rocks in town with children:

And according to all the people who got on us because we wrote a blog about how strange his behavior was, we were the bad guys because he almost cured cancer by raising $386.

Oh, and his parents donated a bunch of land, therefore he can do no wrong:

And town hardo Eugene is gonna kick our ass if we don’t like that!!

Of course all of these people got really quiet really quickly once they saw this Craig’s List ad looking to add another chick to their gangbang:

Went well with the dick pics, which any child that helps paint rocks with could easily see by going on Craig’s List.

Yup. But we were the bad guys for writing about this poor, misunderstood individual. A true pillar of the community. What would Leicester do without all those painted rocks?

Anyway, there are some ways that you could end up on someone else’s private property. For instance, I’ve gone running in the woods and taken a trail that’s dumped me into someone’s backyard. To avoid getting eaten by a bear I’ve cut through their property and ran to the road. Ran being the key word. In and out.

But this?

Dude was in his jam-jams and cat in the hat shirt. He’s got no shoes on. And the best thing he could come up with was “I’m looking for my sunglasses” because I was fishing in your backyard illegally yesterday while I was drunk.

Anyway, it once again shows that we were right and all the butthurts were wrong. Dude was clearly up to no good back there, he got caught by the neighbor, he concocted a bullshit story, played the “I paint rocks and raised money for cancer research” card, and thought everyone would believe his latest tall tale. And why wouldn’t he? People in Leicester clearly eat this shit up and he can do no wrong. Ever.

 

 

 

 

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11 Comment(s)
  • Boring content move on
    July 14, 2017 at 5:56 am

    Please write stories about people abusing the system more or committing actual crimes as opposed to this dude who is clearly not a bad guy – third story on him? Stop wasting your time. I want to see more food stamps abusers getting exposed or someone actually doing something wrong.

  • Party Randy
    July 12, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    You know what my favorite Jeremy Smith story is? The next one. Guy is a certified shit ball.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    July 11, 2017 at 6:35 pm

    Show of hands – who isn’t the least bit surprised that he’s turned up on Turtleboy again.

    Once a chud, always a chud.

  • StormHund1488
    July 11, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    Burn faggot burn

  • Mick
    July 11, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Not if something will happen, it’s when.

  • Strata
    July 11, 2017 at 12:32 pm

    Sherry, Mike, Bryan, & Eugene …….. stupid fools sticking up for a jerk. Gee, if you think he’s a stand-up guy, your losers too

  • Jeremy Smith
    July 11, 2017 at 11:57 am

    Listen, let’s cut to the chase.
    I was in the woods with a case of Natty’s and suddenly and urgently had to take a massive dump. I have IBS, nothing I can do about it. I was afraid someone might see me and once again report me as a sex perp in the woods, so I hid behind this lady’s shed to pinch one or let one splatter out. During the course, I took off my sunglasses and forgot them there. I’m telling the truth, I just wanted my dollar store sunglasses back and didn’t want all of this fanfare over shit!

  • Barry
    July 11, 2017 at 11:35 am

    That’s exactly what I imagined a backyard in Leicester to look like. I’ll bet that a wider angle would have captured the project car, spare washing machine, and the fire pit.

    • Barry the queer
      July 11, 2017 at 3:20 pm

      Where do you live barry, Southbridge?

      • Barry
        July 11, 2017 at 5:38 pm

        In your head bitch

  • Johnny5
    July 11, 2017 at 11:29 am

    This guy is a fruit. He def took it in the bum from that guy in the 3some.

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