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Shrewsbury SJW Running For Selectman Wants To Outlaw Nip Bottles, Turf Fields, And Has Already Outlawed Plastic Bags

Shrewsbury SJW Running For Selectman Wants To Outlaw Nip Bottles, Turf Fields, And Has Already Outlawed Plastic Bags

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This is Missy Hollenback:


She is running for selectman in the lovely town of Shrewsbury:


And she has an idea for fixing what ails Shrewsbury:

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No nips huh? I didn’t see any nips until I was 15. It was awful. We will never go back.

SJW’s doing SWJ things. It’s just so stupid. They’re not trying to ban alcohol, they’re trying to ban the object the alcohol is sold out of.

But seriously, this is everything that is wrong with social justice warriors. They love nothing more than to blame inanimate objects for society’s ills instead of the people who are the real cause of our problems. People don’t throw trash away? Ban plastic bags. Someone gets shot? Ban guns. Hurt feelings? Ban words. American citizen shoots up a gay nightclub? Ban Muslims…..oh wait, that’s the other side. But you get the point. Banning shit because people act like ratchets is no way for a society to operate.

Needless to say it didn’t go over too well with Shrewsbury residents:

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Nevertheless she persisted:

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Oh for fuck’s sake.

So we’re gonna ban a small plastic bottle because it’s forcing people to drive drunk? Because they can’t put their whiskey in a water bottle or a red solo cup? Ya know what else I saw on the road the other day? A used condom. Guess we should ban those too. And ban sex while we’re at it. Can’t have condoms on the side of the road.

Speaking of banning objects, Missy also led the crusade to ban plastic bags in Shrewsbury a couple years ago:

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And it worked.

Her latest other crusade is to ban turf at Shrewsbury High School:

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Shrewsbury still uses grass on their football field, which is very un-Shrewsbury like. Ya see SHS is a freaking palace. You feel like you’re walking into Versailles about to divide the world up with the other winners. But for some reason they have a grass playing field, when most modern schools are using turf now. The problem is that no organic surface can withstand the type of beating that soccer, field hockey, football, and other town activities would put on it. Some NFL teams still use grass, but that’s because they have billions of dollars to spend on operating costs and can afford to pay a team of experts to make sure it stays in tip-top condition.

In other words, just like plastic nip bottles, turf fields serve a practical purpose. Thus social justice warriors must ban them. Because without a cause to attach themselves to their lives would be boring and meaningless.

She also wants the Mass Pike to improve their dumping facilities, because apparently you can take a magical smash in Jersey but you can’t in Massachusetts:

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She wants to get rid of the electoral college:

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But just like most people who suddenly want to get rid of the electoral college, she never mentioned it in any of her rants before November 9, 2016. Gee whiz, wonder why?

She followed Mayor Joe Petty’s call to come to Worcester to protest for Worcester to become a sanctuary city:

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Because just like 99% of the people who were there to protest, Missy does not live in Worcester. She lives in an affluent suburb that is NOT a sanctuary city. In other words, she wants Worcester to take one for the team and forgo millions in federal funding, while her town loses nothing, because it makes her feels go sky high!!

Oh, and of course she proudly rocks the pink pussy hats, because…..equality

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LOL. Just kidding. Those hats had nothing to do with equality. Women are already equal to men. She just wanted to join 5 million other hagbags throwing a hissyfit because something they never thought possible ended up happening the day before.

Anyway, I’m kind of glad she’s taking this stance. It illustrates the ridiculousness of banning objects because people throw them on the ground. Lots of towns are banning plastic bags because they think they’re saving the environment. They’re not. They’re just making things more inconvenient for people and adding pointless regulation to already struggling small business. But then again, people like Missy don’t really care about anyone but themselves and making sure they feel like they’re making a difference. They’re not.


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18 Comment(s)
  • The Executioner
    April 11, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    You can’t always get it
    When you really want it
    You can’t always get it at all
    Just because there’s space
    In your life it’s a waste
    To spend your time why don’t you wait for the call

    (Just gotta get used to it)
    We all get it in the end
    (Just gotta get used to it)
    We go down and we come up again
    (Just gotta get used to it)
    You irritate me my friend
    (This is no social crisis)
    This is you having fun
    (No crisis)
    Getting burned by the sun
    (This is true)
    This is no social crisis
    Just another tricky day for you

  • Mack
    April 10, 2017 at 12:16 pm

    There’s not a lot of empty nip bottles on the streets or highways. Maybe in very limited cases. I worked the highways for many years. Some, very few would be seen at the bottom of exit ramps, litter is the issue by far.

    • Heoad
      April 10, 2017 at 4:31 pm

      Ban everything!

  • S.R.R
    April 10, 2017 at 12:01 pm

    It is people like Melisa Hollenback That help to create people like the father and son duo from Woonsocket in the proceeding blog by ensuring no one need ever take any responsibility for their own actions if we follow Hollenback and her fellow SJW’s school of thought then Road rage daddy douche bag isn’t to blame for his inability to control his temper it is a mental illness possibly caused from all of those evil nip bottles and plastic bags littering the road side that made him slam on his brake’s in front of a tow truck killing one person and seriously injuring the other, I think That may make Hollenback and the other SJW’s responsible for the death and destruction caused by the road rage daddy dingle berry since they and their predecessors have spewed their message of no one is to blame bullshit ( Except Republicans and conservative types SJW’s always hold them to account) people like Hollenback the Hypocrite will always try to destroy society and find useless causes until those causes eventually negatively impact their lives when That happens they’ll blame the rest of us.

  • The Executioner
    April 10, 2017 at 11:41 am

    Another doucherag politician that cannot get a real job. So sick of these assholes.

  • Zephyr Cat
    April 10, 2017 at 11:21 am

    Is that one of those pink taco snatch hats she be wearing?

  • Chris
    April 10, 2017 at 10:27 am

    Force every store to be like Spags, I don’t think so.

  • meh
    April 10, 2017 at 10:25 am

    downtown Worcester is literally covered in empty nips. they are everywhere. but ban them? they should just put more trash/recycling bins everywhere.

  • Hetero White Male
    April 10, 2017 at 9:43 am

    To the gulag with her

  • Diane Woods emerson
    April 10, 2017 at 9:28 am

    I vote to ban those stupid , ugly fucking hats.

  • Shrewsbury Taliban
    April 10, 2017 at 8:17 am

    I don’t know what a Hollenback girl is, nor do I want to know.

  • Shrewsbury Taxpayer
    April 10, 2017 at 6:54 am

    This SJW has done NOTHING for the residents of Shrewsbury. All she does is scream her opinions.

    Beth Cassavant has volunteered her time relentlessly and pretty much put the PTO on her back to get students the best school experinece possible. Taxes in Shrewsbury are low, and voters usually vote to keep them that way.

    So, how do you get a palace of a high scholl like Shrewsbury’s without a lot of taxes? Beth Cassavant organizing fundraisers, staffing events, recruiting other parents to staff events and volunteer, etc. Because of her, my kid gets a school (PTO $$$, not the town’s) funded iPad every year.

    Cassavant has my vote. I already know what she will do for the town, and it isn’t banning my leaf blower.

  • Spankster
    April 10, 2017 at 6:48 am

    Any woman of her age that likes to be called Missey has a problem right off the bat. She looks like a crazy cat woman with that symbol of oppression on her head.

  • S
    April 10, 2017 at 6:38 am

    What about the plastic cup she had her M&M’s in! That should be banned! Also she should think about all the fossil fuel that would be saved from not mowing the grass soccer field! She should be ashamed for not thinking about that!

  • Independent Thinker
    April 10, 2017 at 6:30 am

    At least she didn’t mention closing down Hooters, yet.

  • Yup
    April 10, 2017 at 5:45 am

    I think the solution to the nips should be a 5 cent return. Those stupid things are everywhere.

  • Worcester Wangster
    April 10, 2017 at 12:54 am

    She should see my street there’s literally piles of nip bottles mixed in
    with cigarettes, trash, and oh, used needles. I try to keep my street clean but the
    worthless pig slobs that live nearby in the Section 8’s walk by all day and throw
    more stuff. I hate people so much.

    • Chapo Guzman
      April 10, 2017 at 4:24 pm

      Yep those pussy hats are from the so-called womans munch, ah, march which was organized by a known muslim terrorist/baby killer. Awesome person to emulate.

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