• Sideshow Knobjob Intentionally Slams On Brakes To Make Sleeping Unrestrained Child Smash Their Head Into Passenger’s Seat



    Sideshow Knobjob Intentionally Slams On Brakes To Make Sleeping Unrestrained Child Smash Their Head Into Passenger’s Seat

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    This is Isaiah Serena from East Providence:

    Obviously you can tell from the small collection of pubes he calls a “goatee” that he is a real winner. So much of a winner that he thought it would be funny to film himself stopping short in a car he was driving by slamming on the brakes, in order to make an unrestrained sleeping toddler in the backseat smashed her head into the passenger’s seat in front of her:

    Oh yea, he’s a real man. Hilarious joke. You see he really enjoyed it:

    The poor child in the backseat, not so much. As you can see, he intentionally made sure the child’s safety restraint was NOT over their torso:

    He set this whole thing up. He waited until she was asleep. Made sure she was would hit her head on the seat in front of her, and then videotaped himself slamming on the brakes and yucking it up afterwards.

    To make things even worse this is not even his child. This poor girl had the misfortune to be conceived by this winner:

    Nick “MiNi” Robles. A fellow well known asshole around East Providence, who entrusted this child he allegedly loves to his asshole friend. Probably because he was too busy trying to decided who did who dirty on the latest hoodrat album coming soon to a Youtube near you:

    Of course these people are all 19-20 years old, so the children are a product of teen parenting. Thank God social justice warriors have been throwing condoms at these people for the last 25 years. It’s really paying dividends in urban communities.

    But I guess this is just how certain people celebrate their culture right? I mean, that’s what people told us when 100 assholes blocked Chandler Street and did burnouts as part of their “vigil” for a deceased friend. Because all cultures are equal according to social justice warriors. Who are we to judge? I mean, boys will be boys right? This is just part of growing up in the hood. You can tell everything you need to know about these cretins just by looking at the things in the car:

    They value the sneakers the child wears more than the child’s health. They’d rather have the kid with a broken neck than the kid without a fresh pair of Jordan’s. Paid for by your tax dollars of course. Because make no doubt about it – these people are on the public dime, and our politicians will fight to make sure that continues. The bra and the leftover Wendy’s are a nice touch too.

    Anyway, this asshole needs to be arrested. More importantly DCF needs to do their job and take the child away from this undeserving parent. Obviously they failed and are a danger to this human being’s health. Their judgement is lacking, as can be seen by the type of people they entrust with their child’s life.

     

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    Discussion

    1. Michael Hutson


      if i hear another pol tell me how good immigration is for the States i think i’ll puke-and the pubes were on his head in the first frame

      1. Noodles


        How does this have to do anything with immigration? At most the guy is from Mexico, but my guess is Puerto Rico which is a territory of the US. Or is that just a general I hate immigration statement?

    2. whatevuh


      These savages don’t value life, they’d kill you for a $20 pair of sneakers or some jewelry, that’s why everyone hates them

    3. Sterilize these morons


      Come on…theres gotta be a turtle rider in here that is one of the few decent social worker’s left in DCF to open a 51A on these losers?!?!?!?

    4. American dad


      Nice hair lol……jk! I’d like to flip that bitch and mop the floor with him! Puerto Ricans are the absolute dumbest morons! I see them driving with kids unbuckled and standing all the time. Kids don’t mean shit to these losers. Just another raise in welfare payments. We’re doomed once we’re the minority!!!

    5. Joemomma


      The kid must be adopted, this chud is not smart enough to reproduce.

      1. Itsjustme


        And you’re not smart enough to read the article because it clearly says, name and all, who her “father” is.

        1. JoeMomma


          I only know him by his inmate number

      2. Sonny's Mom


        Need to terminate parental “rights”– NOW!

        1. juror seven esq.


          That toddler looks very white to me. Hard to believe that light brown gang banger produced that. The only way that would happen is if the mother was an albino.

          1. Itsjustme


            Do you people just watch the 30 second video and not read the article? He is NOT her father, the article says who her dad is. In my opinion that makes it so much worse, and if I was her parent I would be kicking his ass.

    6. Who wants to get smacked first?


      Lmfao hop off my boys dick with this fake website shit before reality really does come smack you 🙂

      1. Brian


        Wow listen to this loser.

      2. Brian


        What’s fake about this scumbag and what he did to this child? Why is your boy? Do you guys share EBT cards?

        1. Brians lil penis


          do u have sida?

          1. Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies


            Is that English or ghetto speak?

      3. Paul O'Brien from Quincy


        You can smack me first

        1. Brian Needs his diaper changed people


          Lmao I highly doubt that bruh trust me, your stupid for even sticking your nose into something that isnt tru, read tbr fuckin story it dont even make sense first of all so u can tell thenperson who typed this got there education off a fuckin milk carten … you cant handle it trust me “brian from quincy” you aint shit go fuck yourself clown ass nigga ill smack the fuckin shit your whole family

          1. Brian


            My god did you just write that paragraph in what can only be described as “trying to speak English” and in the same paragraph call people stupid. Maybe Trump is right and we should only let people in that can talk or we get losers like this

          2. Learning is Fundamental


            If you’re going to insult someone’s education you should spell words correctly, be grammatically correct, not use fake words, and not use the N-word..

          3. ObamaCare


            A “fuckin milk carten.” Awesome. I love reading comments like this from government-dependent, entitled, waste of oxygen hood rats like this. I also love knowing that “Brian Needs his diaper changed people” takes roughly 33% of my paycheck every week. Go get pistol whipped you stupid fucking asshole. Maybe the flat-brimmed Bulls hat you likely own (that I purchased) will protect your stupid fucking face.

            1. ObamaCare


              I am so, so angry and saddened by the fact that there is a child involved in this. There are hard-working, respectable couples who struggle with infertility every day, and invest tens of thousands of dollars into conceiving. Meanwhile, these swamp donkeys reproduce at an astronomical rate and their poor children don’t stand a fighting chance.

          4. Paul O'Brien from Quincy


            You sound like a SAVAGE! You can find me on the pier when the fishing boats come in. I’m the one in the half shirt and daisy duke cutoffs. I’ve been very bad!

          5. ObamaCare


            English subtitles- just I n case anyone was having a hard time making sense of the broken English in the original post:

            Laughing my ass off. I highly doubt that, brother. Trust me, you’re stupid for even sticking your nose in something that isn’t true. Read the fucking story. It doesn’t even make sense. So you can determine the person who typed this got their education off of a fucking milk carton. You can’t handle it – trust me “Paul O’Brien from Quincy.” You aren’t shit. Go fuck yourself, clown ass nigga. I’ll smack the fucking shit out of your whole family.

          6. ChuckFinlay


            What kind of autism do you have

      4. Kevi


        Why you so pissed about anyone else getting his dick? What makes you think his dick is all yours? That kind of jealousy is going to drive him away

      5. Smack this pussy!


        I’ll smack you and your boy with my dick! You faggots might like that too much though!

      6. Local Real Local


        Clearly “Who Wants…” is another surprising production of the lower Fall River ghetto. We should find “Who wants….” favorite relative and perform the same or similar conduct on that relative, ie, scaring, frightening or jolting the person awake and see how “Who wants….” feels.

        But, why should anyone be surprised, it is one hood skank standing up for another.

    7. Baby factory


      Lighten up people! It’s just a child! If you lose one here to a car accident or one there to gun violence don’t sweat it because there’s always more on the way. There are worse things than a temporary reduction in welfare benefits.

      1. Brian


        I wonder if you can pay for Like Insurance for a child with food stamps? If so maybe he was trying to kill her???

        1. Sonny's Mom


          I don’t think they even have the brains to set up something like that. I look at Swifter-head and wonder: fetal alcohol syndrome?

    8. Cooper


      Get the Dogs… We gonna have are selves a hanging tonight…

    9. Steve


      If yall really mad about this then you should be at your local park and start yelling at parents throwing there kids around in the air, my kids took harder falls then this off swing set. Did the kid get hurt? No … if it hurt him that bad he woulda cried like a normal little kid… these comments ridiculous yall crazy

      1. Brian


        I am sure people like this will be commenting all day while sitting on coach collecting welfare

      2. Facks


        True dat! How yo kid gonna keep it 100 without learning how to not get punked? That kid stupit for not seeing that comin and now she know she gotta smarten up. If she fall for that shit again shame on her. She prolly did something to deserve it anyway

        1. Brian


          To a normal person you would chuckle and think this was a joke but I really think this Pathetic loser is serious and actually is dumb enough to talk like that

      3. ObamaCare


        Steve, the difference there is that those parents at the local park aren’t intentionally trying to cause harm to children like Isaiah here. Shouldn’t have to explain that one.

        The other major difference here is the fact that you (or Isaiah, or the little girl’s father) wouldn’t take the time out of your day ( a.k.a. sitting on your pathetic asses) to go to the park with your children. I’m sure your day consists of buying new J’s, selling weed, counting down the minutes until the 1st of the month, and EBT fraud. You wouldn’t know the first thing about being responsible for a child. If you do have a child, I feel so sorry for them. The parents you see at the park with their children typically aren’t low-life, welfare rodents such as yourself that defend and justify harming a small child. Now, why don’t you go inject heroin into whatever “good” vein you have left on your body?

      4. Still amazed by stupidity


        Falls off he swing while they are sleeping? That’s new. Did you laugh at your kid, too? Imagine people throwing their kid in the air…while they’re sleeping. Yeah, stupid. Anyone with a brain knows that messing with a toddler like that guy did can affect them long term. It’s not rocket science. Anyone with any sense would look at this Video and know it’s wrong. Just wrong. You don’t even need to be smart enough to understand WHY it’s wrong, to see it’s wrong. You don’t fuck with kids like that.

    10. Chip Striker


      Driving around on the Government dime slamming on the brakes to jolt some sleeping toddler. Nice life you fucking asshole I hope you die a slow painful death.

      Providence is another shithole they’ve ruined.

    11. Take a joke bitches


      Gfy y’all ain’t got no sense a humor lol you freak if you saw the version of this prank with the sharpened popsical stick

    12. Chip Striker


      I love it when these animals talk tough and can’t even handle an 8 hour work day.

      Get the fuck out of my country and take your fellow animal kingdom with you.

    13. Agent Smith


      What’s the over/under that this “prank” was filmed with an Obamaphone? Fucking ratchet-ass welfare collectors

    14. Mongoloids_Off_My_Taxes


      This has been immediately reported to DCF.

    15. Too Tall Tim


      Good thing I live a thousand or so miles from East Providence or you Might have had a news story that goes:

      “Sideshow Knobjob Who Intentionally Slammed On Brakes To Make Sleeping Child Smash Head Into Passenger’s Seat Gets Smashed Over the Head With Passenger Seat Intentionally Ripped out of Car By Freaky Tall Giant Guy.”

      1. A GOOD mom in Worcester


        I wish you would! This guy deserves a freakishly tall giant guy to slam HIS fugly face into a fucking wall!

    16. mudturtle


      isnt diversity great?!?

    17. Local Real Local


      Cant he be suffocated? Just put him into the ground and bury him alive. It will not cost much. Worms and grubs need food too.

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