Sideshow Knobjob Intentionally Slams On Brakes To Make Sleeping Unrestrained Child Smash Their Head Into Passenger’s Seat
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This is Isaiah Serena from East Providence:
Obviously you can tell from the small collection of pubes he calls a “goatee” that he is a real winner. So much of a winner that he thought it would be funny to film himself stopping short in a car he was driving by slamming on the brakes, in order to make an unrestrained sleeping toddler in the backseat smashed her head into the passenger’s seat in front of her:
Oh yea, he’s a real man. Hilarious joke. You see he really enjoyed it:
The poor child in the backseat, not so much. As you can see, he intentionally made sure the child’s safety restraint was NOT over their torso:
He set this whole thing up. He waited until she was asleep. Made sure she was would hit her head on the seat in front of her, and then videotaped himself slamming on the brakes and yucking it up afterwards.
To make things even worse this is not even his child. This poor girl had the misfortune to be conceived by this winner:
Nick “MiNi” Robles. A fellow well known asshole around East Providence, who entrusted this child he allegedly loves to his asshole friend. Probably because he was too busy trying to decided who did who dirty on the latest hoodrat album coming soon to a Youtube near you:
Of course these people are all 19-20 years old, so the children are a product of teen parenting. Thank God social justice warriors have been throwing condoms at these people for the last 25 years. It’s really paying dividends in urban communities.
But I guess this is just how certain people celebrate their culture right? I mean, that’s what people told us when 100 assholes blocked Chandler Street and did burnouts as part of their “vigil” for a deceased friend. Because all cultures are equal according to social justice warriors. Who are we to judge? I mean, boys will be boys right? This is just part of growing up in the hood. You can tell everything you need to know about these cretins just by looking at the things in the car:
They value the sneakers the child wears more than the child’s health. They’d rather have the kid with a broken neck than the kid without a fresh pair of Jordan’s. Paid for by your tax dollars of course. Because make no doubt about it – these people are on the public dime, and our politicians will fight to make sure that continues. The bra and the leftover Wendy’s are a nice touch too.
Anyway, this asshole needs to be arrested. More importantly DCF needs to do their job and take the child away from this undeserving parent. Obviously they failed and are a danger to this human being’s health. Their judgement is lacking, as can be seen by the type of people they entrust with their child’s life.
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