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Simon Property Group Is Cutting Corners And Consequently The Auburn Mall Has Turned Into A Gravy Dumpster Convention

Simon Property Group Is Cutting Corners And Consequently The Auburn Mall Has Turned Into A Gravy Dumpster Convention

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Dead bodies, fights and gangs oh my! You might want to reconsider your next trip to the Auburn Mall. Just sayin.

Not sure why no one in the mainstream media is talking about the gang fight that took place at the Auburn Mall on Saturday afternoon, yes you read that right this happened Saturday AFTERNOON, a GANG fight, outside of Macy’s. The first balmy 70 degree day of the year brings new meaning to the expression Sun’s out Guns out.

With the recent pattern we’ve been seeing maybe the local “real news” outlets such as @cbsboston, @7News, @fox25news and @WCVB will finally report on this now that we did.

The Auburn Mall is certainly making a name for itself:

Two years ago a body was dumped at the mall

These two gems who drove from the Bronx to Auburn to spend $100 counterfeit bills

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Don’t forget the Heifer Hoodrat’s fighting in front of Santa


Auburn Mall sure is on a roll, a rollercoaster in a downward spiral. @simonmalls can now add gang activity to their Auburn Mall portfolio. Lovely. Turtleboy cannot wait to take Mrs. Turtleboy and Turtleboy Jr. shopping at this fine establishment. Can’t. Wait.

It appears that this story has remained under the radar as the T&G seems to be the only place who really reported it not sure why this is so hush-hush. See that’s how we do it here at Turtleboy. We give credit where credits due. NO WAY would we ever want to take credit for a story that originated from another news outlet. Per the Telegram “…Police said a young man was injured during a fight between rival Worcester gang members outside the Auburn Mall Saturday afternoon. Auburn Police Chief Andrew J. Sluckis Jr. said police received several calls at approximately 1:50 p.m. Saturday of a large fight outside of Macy’s at the mall.” Turns out it was just some rival Worcester gangs fighting outside of Macy’s. No big deal! Not sure about Turtle riders but Turtleboy certainly doesn’t feel like taking a Sunday sociable to the Auburn Mall these days.

Maybe @simonmalls should do a bit of rebranding and update their about us on their social media pages.

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It’s safe to say that the Auburn Mall certainly isn’t “iconic luxury shopping”. “Enviable collection of the world’s most prestigious brands” ahhhh yes that is exactly what comes to mind when I walk past the Mi Amor store? “Delivering superior shopping experiences,” – they must be referring to a place to dump dead bodies. Nope more like a place where fupasloths fight in front of Santa.

There are a number of issues at the Auburn Mall but two immediate concerns are that there are no security cameras and police presence other than holidays or special events. Who needs security cameras or a police presence when you have an elite team of Segway security who are very effective at their job and are quick to respond as you can see here… at the 2:17 mark.


It took a whopping 2 minutes and 17 seconds for this Segway security to come assist this lone Auburn Police Officer. Totally acceptable!

Here’s the problem. Simons is a private multi-million dollar company so technically they can do whatever they want and they do not HAVE to hire a police or install security cameras even though there is clearly a desperate need for both.


Auburn Police Chief Andrew J. Sluckis has actively been communicating with Simon Malls in regards to the need for security cameras and a stronger police presence but they just don’t want to spend the money. Turtleboy is no rocket scientist but one would think if they cleaned up the mall that they would have more customers and make more money.

Per the Turtlegram back in December, Auburn Police Chief Sluckis communicated the need for security cameras and a stronger police presence at the Auburn Mall with Simon Malls:

“…Chief Sluckis said, I’ve discussed adding additional officers with mall management and they have stated that they don’t have funding available for that.”

I think it’s time for Simon Malls to get their shit together and take some responsibility and accountability for the activities that have been taking place at their “Iconic luxury shopping” Mall and “deliver a superior shopping experience” that the Auburn community and the Auburn Police deserve. Get some security cameras and more of a Police presence!

If you feel so inclined to voice your concerns about the recent events that have been taking place at the mall and demand that there is a need for security cameras and a police presence reach out the Auburn Mall Manager Justin Feldhouse. Even better after you reach out to Justin drop his boss a line, Mike Merrow. Let them both know that security cameras and police presence are a must have and that there number one priority should be to keep the integrity of their brand, the safety of their customers and Auburn’s finest in mind. See their contact information below:

Justin Feldhouse
Area Mall Manager
+1 (508) 303-0204

Mike Merrow
Regional VP Simons
+1 (603) 894-5526

The good news is next time a gang fight or heifer hoodrat’s decide to make the Auburn Mall their fighting ring… the Segway security will be prepared.



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38 Comment(s)
  • Chip Striker
    April 15, 2017 at 1:18 am

    Malls are nothing but magnets for minorities, hence why nobody wants a mall in the town they live in. You’d think since they spend so much time at the mall, they’d at least steal a belt to keep their pants up, but no, because they’re fucking animals.

  • osama
    March 7, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    bro dont flame the malls for this shit thats like blaming the twin towers for exploding

  • Lilly White
    March 6, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    It’s because the Greendale Mall is no longer a venue for their hoodrat gansta apparel, so all the PRs have to head out to Auburn for their ghetto goods. And if you happen to get pulled over by a real police officer, these pieces of shit just shoot him. How is America ever going to be great again if Puerto Rico is still “part of” the United States? Do they think the PRs won’t come here and collect all that nice free welfare if there are no Mexicans? Give it back to Spain.

      March 6, 2017 at 8:36 pm

      Bomb it. It can be a testing ground for new bomb designs.

      • Gronkmonster
        March 6, 2017 at 10:27 pm

        Was forced to go there Christmas eve for a last minute gift..I honestly thought it was free Chalupa night !! Ignorant ghetto slobs bumping into me ever two seconds while they text or yell at each other..Wearing Pajamas and slippers and dragging there feet all over the mall

        On a serious note…Can the Spanish language not be spoken in a normal decibel level ??

      • Chip Striker
        April 15, 2017 at 1:20 am

        I’d drop ISIS off at the local mall.

  • PatMiaz
    March 6, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    Seriously, just reopen Greendale for these people to have a place to stalk each other and fight. Losers!

    • Essex
      March 6, 2017 at 5:01 pm

      Somon Malls cater to this. Greendale Mall USED to have great stores, and people who spent money there. Then they changed to stores that sell zebra printed shit and phones by the minute. The losers didn’t go there until the stores went to hell, not the other way around.

    • I need a drink
      March 7, 2017 at 3:46 pm

      the Greendale mall is still open…

  • shitlord
    March 6, 2017 at 12:01 pm

    Worcester needs to take care of their shit. It’s rolling out and destroying the surrounding towns.

    • John Paul
      March 6, 2017 at 12:29 pm

      Tell Ed.

    • Turd Burglestein
      March 6, 2017 at 12:35 pm

      Love that screen name. Do you also visit Chateau Heartiste or KekLeL?

  • March 6, 2017 at 10:48 am

    gang members? really? that was a commercial for bitchfight.com…or the other one, boyswhosittopee.org

    bunch of pussies……

  • Independent Thinker
    March 6, 2017 at 10:46 am

    It would be great if you could simply run them out, but that would be discrimination and I’m sure the mall owners would find themselves in trouble with the authorities.

    Kind of like being a landlord in Massachusetts. If you get that bad feeling in your stomach after interviewing a potential tenant, or if you deny him the place because you have unsubstantiated claims of his being into drugs, you will find yourself in big trouble with the courts for violating fair housing laws, especially if the person is a minority. The ones who complain the loudest are usually the biggest trouble makers. Kind of like when a hood rat knocks on your car window and says he needs to talk to you, and then starts yelling at you for not rolling down your window, even though you can both hear each other with the windows up. A sure sign that something is wrong. And the scammers are getting better and better at intimidating others.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      March 6, 2017 at 7:19 pm

      They learn how from the Dems and liberals in this God-forsaken State.

  • Strata
    March 6, 2017 at 10:13 am

    Auburn mall is a dump, and the Town of Auburn also turned into a dump.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      March 6, 2017 at 7:16 pm

      It’s definitely getting there. Once my kids are out of school I’m getting out. Would love to just get the fuck out of Nazi MA for good.

  • ADdm
    March 6, 2017 at 1:20 am

    Didn’t Simon also own and run the Worcester Common Outlets as well? They sure seem to have the wonderful ability to run a lot of good malls around here into the ground. Even Solomon Pond Mall has been getting a little empty with stores – though still miles ahead of the Auburn Mall….for now.

  • March 5, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    Mi Amor…

    The store where strippers go for their Sunday best.

  • Lincolntf
    March 5, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    I’m imagining what a ComiCon-style Turtleboy Sports “Gravy Dumpster Convention” would be like. A gathering of all the fupasloths, gutter-muppets, cock-washers and skagbeasts into a VFW Hall, preferably in Colrain, where they would sign autographs and be pelted by produce, while dodging creditors and making excuses to defrauded kinfolk? I’d pay 10 bucks for admission.

  • Paul
    March 5, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    The whole town of Auburn is going down hill fast. Their PD is terrible. They are having issues all over town, at the schools and everywhere else. Dont blame the mall, it is the whole town

    • Essex
      March 6, 2017 at 7:58 am

      Don’t blame the cops for a few certain people’s actions. Not the teacher’s fault the schools are No Good either. BLAME the ones at fault, the people and the parents who perpertrate and/or allow this criminal behavior.

    • light em up
      March 6, 2017 at 11:40 am

      Too many trailer parks and Section 8 housing in Auburn.

    • Frogshit
      March 7, 2017 at 6:31 pm

      Gotta’ call you on this one Paul…. APD is one of the finest Departments in the area. Response times are speedy. True pros day in-day out.
      Simon has decided to kick the Auburn Mall to the curb as it did with Greendale. Revenue is obviously down and they don’t give a fuck what happens. Bet it won’t be long before the Bank owns it too.
      Not sure what you mean by the “whole town” but?

  • Noseface
    March 5, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    Anyone else miss the days when these savages were too embarrassed or afraid of police to leave their run down shit holes they call home? Now, thanks to SJW’s, liberal judges and biast media, they are empowered and taking over once nice areas and ruining everything. People are afraid to say it, but I am not, blacks and puerto ricans are a problem. Its not racism, its a fact. Over and out.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      March 6, 2017 at 7:12 pm

      Go to Southie in Boston – the Irish pukes are a dime a dozen.

      Go to NYC – see how the Russians behave there, especially in Brooklyn.

      Go to LA – the Armenian gangs are as bad as any minority group.

      Go to Lowell or Worcester – plenty of Cambodians and Vietnamese lowlifes.

      Scum baggery is not confined to any one race.

  • Fyflhfkhf
    March 5, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    Bro I’m not going to bug those poor guys. The Auburn Mall has been in a permanent state of almost being shut down for like 10 years, they can’t even afford a bookstore let alone a police officer.

  • oneopinion
    March 5, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    These are the same kind of people that chased the shoppers out of the Greendale Mall. Now that place is nothing but tumbleweeds. I would say it isn’t too late but If Simon hasn’t spotted a pattern then it just may be.

  • Jerry
    March 5, 2017 at 8:02 pm

    None of those scrawny pussies would stand a chance in a 1 on 1 fight against a normal human being

  • The Alvin Malls
    March 5, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    They let the Greendale Mall go to shit, so it’s no surprise Simon Malls wouldn’t give a f*** about the Auburn Mall either.

    Give it a couple more years and the Auburn Mall will be sold too.

  • Milking it
    March 5, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    Dinosaur mall, needs to be torn down.

  • J
    March 5, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    I think the turtle need some segway powered bone rides through the malls in the area.

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    March 5, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    There’s no question the Auburn Mall has gone way down hill, especially since the Shoppes at Blackstone opened. All the higher end or decent places have left Auburn and gone to Millbury, and not just the stores in the Mall. Southbridge St (Rt 12) used to have a bunch of stores and restaurants – most have left. The writing’s on the wall, unfortunately.

    But calling a few poseurs taking cheap shots on another fake tough guy wannabe – “gang” fighting – is a stretch. I’ve had rougher action playing Kill the Kid on the playground when I was 10.

    • BlackandWhite
      March 5, 2017 at 7:57 pm

      I can’t STAND the Blackstone shops. Getting in and out of there and parking is hell.

      • Lt Dan
        March 5, 2017 at 8:51 pm

        Yea, but it sure beats the shit out of the Auburn mall.

    • Eagle
      March 6, 2017 at 7:51 am

      This WAS a gang fight, involving gang members. Not a bad one, true, but how about the next one? And the ones after that. Millbury is no better, they have had thier share of this same nonsense as well.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
        March 6, 2017 at 7:05 pm

        Nope. If any of those little twerps even tried to get into a real gang (not some fake suburban gang), they’d get laughed at like that pussy wannabe that got laughed at by the Latin King member in SSTG’s other blog. Wearing colors, getting lousy tats, speaking ghetto, and flashing signs doesn’t make you a gang member – just a pathetic poseur. Sorry.

  • Mall Rat
    March 5, 2017 at 7:11 pm


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