Single Webster Mom Moves Out On Baby Daddy To Fall River Shelter, Starts GoFundMe Because Trump Cut Her Welfare And She Wants Obama Back
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Here’s your GoFundMe Scam of the day from a chick who was apparently named after a car dealership – Kia Ferguson:
HAHAHHAHAHHA!! I’m sorry to laugh at this because there’s kids involved, but the fact that she’s blaming this on Trump and wishing Obama was back in office sounds like the RNC could’ve written this one as a commercial. Holy John Boehner. This is why people vote Republican folks. I almost have to wonder if this is all a Paul Ryan plot to exaggerate how bad some of these welfare queens are. It’s just that ridiculous. But alas it’s all too real.
And just for the record, her story is obviously complete bullshit. Trump’s been in office for 5 months. His budget plan does indeed call for welfare cuts, but that was only a couple weeks ago. There’s a zero point zero percent chance this chick has noticed anything remotely different in the amount of money she’s gotten from the government because of Trump. But lets suppose just for a second that single moms like this have had their benefits cut by Trump. She lives in Massachusetts. No matter what Trump does, our state government isn’t gonna stop people like her from leeching off the system. Not under Jamie Eldridge’s watch. She’s just lying because it’s believable that Trump would fulfill this right wing fantasy of taking out his welfare mallet and destroying the safety net the moment he got into office.
According to her GoFundMe she live in Fall River, but according to her Facebook page she’s living in Webster and went to school in Spencer:
The Spencer to Webster to Fall River shuffle. That sounds like a recipe for how to get AIDS. Just sayin.
Anyway, quick back story on this. She broke up with the baby daddy and moved out. Dad wants the kids, but because this chick isn’t addicted to drugs, mom gets them for now. But the problem is she had nowhere to move out to, which is a really smart thing to do when you have two little boys to take care of. Because kids deserve to be dragged into the soap opera that you call life.
Also, what’s her excuse exactly? Because according to her most recent update she’s not addicted to drugs:
So…..you’re just a sober fuck up? Where’s the fun in that? But she’s got plenty of money for iPhones and tittoos so she never misses out on a duck face selfie.
And she’s asking for $200 for….what exactly? The bus and laundry? Hey, here’s an idea – get a job. You’re allegedly living in a rent free shelter and the state is probably throwing cash at you in the form of welfare like it’s going out style. But that’s not enough. Because it’s never enough with these people. And since they have zero shame they see nothing wrong with opening a GoFundMe to beg for other people to take of their responsibilities for them. Oh wait, it’s not her responsibility to raise her kids, it’s the federal government’s fault. And because Obama isn’t in office to take care of her anymore, she’s fucked. She had no backup plan for a Trump victory. Smart.
Here’s one last thing – perhaps you should use family planning methods before bearing children. Look, I know there’s a lot of great single moms out there doing their thing and living the whole, “me and my babies against the world” lifestyle. I understands lots of dude are scum who dump their seed and move onto the next one. But at the same time I don’t see those women begging for shit. They suck it up, act like an adult, and get the job done. You can’t be this strong independent woman while Internet panhandling. Either that or get married and settle down before you let him fill up your love sponge with his baby batter. I know, it’s crazy and outdated to be responsible like that, but it just might work.
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