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Single Webster Mom Moves Out On Baby Daddy To Fall River Shelter, Starts GoFundMe Because Trump Cut Her Welfare And She Wants Obama Back

Single Webster Mom Moves Out On Baby Daddy To Fall River Shelter, Starts GoFundMe Because Trump Cut Her Welfare And She Wants Obama Back

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Editor’s Note: We are publishing this blog again because we’ve shared it a bunch of times on Facebook and no one can see it. Something weird is going on and we continue to try to figure out what exactly that is. 

Here’s your GoFundMe Scam of the day from a chick who was apparently named after a car dealership – Kia Ferguson:

HAHAHHAHAHHA!! I’m sorry to laugh at this because there’s kids involved, but the fact that she’s blaming this on Trump and wishing Obama was back in office sounds like the RNC could’ve written this one as a commercial. Holy John Boehner. This is why people vote Republican folks. I almost have to wonder if this is all a Paul Ryan plot to exaggerate how bad some of these welfare queens are. It’s just that ridiculous. But alas it’s all too real.

And just for the record, her story is obviously complete bullshit. Trump’s been in office for 5 months. His budget plan does indeed call for welfare cuts, but that was only a couple weeks ago. There’s a zero point zero percent chance this chick has noticed anything remotely different in the amount of money she’s gotten from the government because of Trump. But lets suppose just for a second that single moms like this have had their benefits cut by Trump. She lives in Massachusetts. No matter what Trump does, our state government isn’t gonna stop people like her from leeching off the system. Not under Jamie Eldridge’s watch. She’s just lying because it’s believable that Trump would fulfill this right wing fantasy of taking out his welfare mallet and destroying the safety net the moment he got into office.

According to her GoFundMe she live in Fall River, but according to her Facebook page she’s living in Webster and went to school in Spencer:

The Spencer to Webster to Fall River shuffle. That sounds like a recipe for how to get AIDS. Just sayin.

Anyway, quick back story on this. She broke up with the baby daddy and moved out. Dad wants the kids, but because this chick isn’t addicted to drugs, mom gets them for now. But the problem is she had nowhere to move out to, which is a really smart thing to do when you have two little boys to take care of. Because kids deserve to be dragged into the soap opera that you call life.

Also, what’s her excuse exactly? Because according to her most recent update she’s not addicted to drugs:

So…..you’re just a sober fuck up? Where’s the fun in that? But she’s got plenty of money for iPhones and tittoos so she never misses out on a duck face selfie.

And she’s asking for $200 for….what exactly? The bus and laundry? Hey, here’s an idea – get a job. You’re allegedly living in a rent free shelter and the state is probably throwing cash at you in the form of welfare like it’s going out style. But that’s not enough. Because it’s never enough with these people. And since they have zero shame they see nothing wrong with opening a GoFundMe to beg for other people to take of their responsibilities for them. Oh wait, it’s not her responsibility to raise her kids, it’s the federal government’s fault. And because Obama isn’t in office to take care of her anymore, she’s fucked. She had no backup plan for a Trump victory. Smart.

Here’s one last thing – perhaps you should use family planning methods before bearing children. Look, I know there’s a lot of great single moms out there doing their thing and living the whole, “me and my babies against the world” lifestyle. I understands lots of dude are scum who dump their seed and move onto the next one. But at the same time I don’t see those women begging for shit. They suck it up, act like an adult, and get the job done. You can’t be this strong independent woman while Internet panhandling. Either that or get married and settle down before you let him fill up your love sponge with his baby batter. I know, it’s crazy and outdated to be responsible like that, but it just might work.


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11 Comment(s)
  • hahaha
    June 13, 2017 at 12:08 am

    Check out her page, she actually likes turtle boy pages lol

  • Gee! Another Societal Leech!
    June 12, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    So, you were previously a “Produce Sales Associate”! That means you stocked the shelves with vegetables and fruit! What did you do with the cucumbers? The eggplant? (winky, winky!)

    You only want $200 for the GoFuckMe page? Almost think that we should give it to you (on one stipulation – that is a fancy way of saying a “condition” – I don’t expect you to understand). Namely, that you go away, forever, and you get a job and support your two children.

    Still have my doubts though!

  • The Executioner
    June 12, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    Online panhandling…this is what GoFundMe has become. No shame. Ne self-respect. No dignity.

    • Jillian Smick
      June 13, 2017 at 10:29 am

      It breaks my heart to read this completely false article. I can tell you that she is one hell of a good mother to those two boys. And yes, even if that means going to a shelter in Fall River( the one they sent her to) in order for the state to start the process to give her assistance. As Kia’s sister in law, I can tell you specifically that the whooping $50 she gets a week for child support goes for food and diapers for my two nephews. And this Go Fund Me you are talking about. It was for food and summer clothes for my two nephews because they had to up and leave to the shelter last week and could not take anything with them besides the clothes on there backs. So I’m personally sorry, myself, if you feel offended that a single mom of two was asking for some money for summer clothes so that they would not have to wear the same long sleeve shirts and pants they came with in this 90 degree weather. Tell me this, why is it not alright for a mom to make a Go Fund Me about needing money for summer clothes and food ( because you know it “must be complete b.s) when it’s alright for someone to use Go Fund Me to raise thousands of dollars for a speeding ticket and cds?

      • ChesterCopperPot
        June 13, 2017 at 10:49 am

        If you really know her, please tell her that I will put her up for a little while. It might cost her a little though…wink, wink.

        • Jillian Smick
          June 13, 2017 at 11:05 am

          people like you disgust me

      • Duke Westwood
        June 13, 2017 at 12:17 pm

        Please… tell me what is false. You say “completely false”…. yet then you say, yes, this does happen… and yes to that. It breaks your heart… Truth often hurts. A sober fuck up, just about sums it up. Good Moms don’t have to turn to begging. A string of bad decisions leads to this. Tell me… her husband was a great guy… great enough to marry… great enough to have a kid… and another… and then… all of the sudden… he wasn’t. I’m sure. (FYI, there are plenty of charities to turn to for summer clothes and food, without turning to internet panhandling.)

      • Cara page
        June 14, 2017 at 3:55 am

        You’re 18 and don’t fully understand that the children’s well being is a true stake. I’m sorry you’re so upset but you and Kia seem to be the only ones upset. Random people can see she’s lying through her teeth. It will all come out once the court hands us the children.

  • The Executioner
    June 12, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    She, and other’s like her, need to be sterilized. Nothing else to say on this loser.

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    June 12, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    That first pic of her…it looks like she got scabies from a gang-bang titty fuckfest. Check out the cleav, dudes.

  • Mike Rotch
    June 12, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    Head back to Webster… Mario’s Showplace is always on the lookout for new “talent”. They could even get you “mother’s hours”. (But, you’ll make more $$ if you work nights and weekends… Even more if you’re willing to put in a little external “overtime” contract work…)

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