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SJWs From Worcester To Michigan Are Harassing Our Advertisers Because Of Our “Racist” Microwaved Turtle Blog, But They Got Owned By Maria’s Fine Jewelry

SJWs From Worcester To Michigan Are Harassing Our Advertisers Because Of Our “Racist” Microwaved Turtle Blog, But They Got Owned By Maria’s Fine Jewelry


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Remember that blog we did a couple weeks ago on the Dorchester girl who blew up that turtle in her microwave, and the mother who basically didn’t have a problem with it? Yea, well, every day that blog gets more and more traffic. It’s one of the biggest we’ve ever written about at this point, largely because it was shared on this Change.org petition, which now has almost 125,000 signatures. We might have to put all our blogs on these worthless petitions since apparently it works so well.

https://twitter.com/Fashen/status/871619288339070977

But with great exposure comes great butthurt. And apparently one person who read this blog thought that it was racist, so she decided to go ahead and email all of our advertisers in order to voice her displeasure:

From: gabrielle grahs <[email protected]>
Date: June 5, 2017 at 9:54:33 PM EDT
Subject: Racist supporters

Dorchester Devil Child And Hoodtastic Mom Microwave Their Pet Baby Turtle To Death On Facebook

The act that happened in this article was horrific, but the people who wrote it are completely racist and supported by your company on their website. I would be ashamed to support such blatant racism. This is a mental health issue, not a race issue. Please consider withdrawing your support.

Gabby

I must’ve missed the racist part. Was the turtle African-American?

Negative.

Maybe it was the part when young Jonasia doubled down:

Nah, that doesn’t look racist to me.

Was it racist to point out that Jonasia got her mother Shanitha a bottle of Henny for Mother’s Day?

Because we didn’t make that part up. That happened in real life.

So yea, we must’ve missed the racist part. Don’t worry though, this white chick from Michigan found it:

This is Gabby Grahs, the woman who emailed all of our advertisers and told them not to do business with us from her suburban white existence in Michigan. Once again, this was the email she sent:

The act that happened in this article was horrific, but the people who wrote it are completely racist and supported by your company on their website. I would be ashamed to support such blatant racism. This is a mental health issue, not a race issue. Please consider withdrawing your support.

Not just regular racism – blatant racism. We’re not even trying to hide it apparently. Oh, and it’s a mental health issue, not a race issue. But wait…..she just made it into a racial issue. It sure must be confusing being a social justice warrior.

Anyway, unfortunately for her our advertisers are awesome and they don’t give into terrorists like this. Please support them whenever possible:

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They are amazing. We love them all. From the fresh cuts at the Buzz Barbershop, to the cold ones at Smitty’s Tavern, to the bomb Rueben Sandwich at Bennie’s Cafe, to the fine legal advice of City Councilor and Attorney Michael Gaffney, to the expert criminal defense of Attorney Anthony Salerno, to the finest jewelry at the best prices at Maria’s Fine Jewelry, to the personal touch in an insurance agent that only JJM Insurance can provide, to the greatest gun shop that has ever existed – the Gun Parlor, to the finest Pizza and Italian food in the land at Pepe’s, all the way to our favorite blog about guns and freedom – halfassedrangereports.com. This is the bullshit they have to deal with, and they do it because they know turtle riders outnumber these malcontents, and will support them because they support the turtle.

Closer to home they also have to deal with this guy:

This is a local malcontent named Jonathan Sher. And he’s been harassing advertisers as well:

Two things:

  1. He’s lying about Pepe’s. As you can see we proudly still support Pepe’s and always will. They are great people who make great ITALIAN pizza. Not that greasy crap either.
  2. I LOVE the response that he got from Maria’s Fine Jewelry. “She was proud of it.” You cannot tell an Italian business owner from Worcester who they can and cannot advertise with. I mean, you can try, but it’s not gonna end well for you. I cannot tell you how happy we are to have them on board with us. Seriously, if you’re in the market for any sort of jewelry, like their Facebook page, head on down to Plantation Street, and please tell them that you are there specifically because you read good things about them on Turtleboy. They deserve it for the way they handled this bully.

Oh, and for what it’s worth Jon Sher is a racist:

Cultural appropriation much? Gotta love these cucks. They can’t even keep up with what they’re allowed to do anymore. Sombreros on white guys is a big no-no Jon. Don’t you read the Huffington Post? Bro, are you even woke?

They all try so hard too:

They think Clark blacklisted us as well:

But they haven’t.

Hey hippies – brain owned. You’ve been trying this boycott nonsense for years now. It clearly isn’t working. We grow by the day. We overcome barriers that no other blog or business has ever had to overcome – from Facebook bans, to Kevin Lynch attacks, to our outrageous iPhone giveaways. But no matter what happens the Revolution only grows stronger. By all means though, keep trying to stop us. Keep letting failed musicians like Walter Crockett convince you that we’re barely getting by. Keep sharing Dan Margolis’ communist propaganda blog. And most of all, keep clicking on our blogs, because you are our biggest fans.

We love everyone!!

19 Comment(s)
  • rat
    June 12, 2017 at 6:43 pm

    Haven’t been here in a while as the content has gone downhill fast but it appears to me that Smokestack is no longer advertising here. And where are Feisty and Bob?

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    June 10, 2017 at 3:26 am

    The fat guy whose head looks like a boil about to pop is also appropriate Mob culture with that sharkskin suit in the sombrero pic. Shame shame

  • THEY CALL ME TATER SALAD
    June 8, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    As I was bored trolling Facebook the other day, I happened to come across, and happened to sign and share the Change.org petition. Then a rather left leaning acquaintance of mine happened to try to justify the situation by equating it to hunting. a mostly civil discourse ensued where it was naturally mentioned that how store bought meat is okay but hunted isn’t, and naturally how if the girl was white, nobody would be all butt-hurt. Nothing like sitting back and watching the people who, after being shut down in their arguments, toss the race card, then refuse to debate anymore.

  • Broke as a joke
    June 7, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    Jon Sher looks exactly like my ex wife’s second divorce attorney Fran something or another. Maybe Jon is his alter ego.

  • Boom Chicka, Bow Wa!
    June 7, 2017 at 11:49 am

    That picture of you, in the sombrero, with someone’s hand on your chest…….

    ………that’s a man’s hand dude!!!

    you like it that way Jonathan?

    We’ve got someone for you my friend! His name is Shaun Hitchcock, and he’s a “Diesel of New England”. He likes corn on the cob. Do you like corn on the cob Jonathan?

  • Sher is a fat fuck!
    June 7, 2017 at 11:36 am

    What’s with that fuckin’ head gear Jonathan Sher? Something for your gay lover to grab ahold of when he’s about to jizz all over your face?

    Shame on you for wearing a Red Sox shirt! The Sox are so much better than your pathetic little bitch ass!

  • WormtownorBust
    June 7, 2017 at 10:35 am

    Let me tell you about Jon Sher. I know Jon Sher.

    He’s:

    A loser

    Fat

    A loser

    Stupid

    A Loser

    Ugly

    A loser

    A whiny cunt

    A loser

    Shaped like an egg

    …and I happen to mention he’s a total loser?

  • Dennis
    June 7, 2017 at 9:55 am

    recent TBS reader here, spent all yesterday reading about the plymouth dumpsterslugs. awesome read only complaint is more blogs but whatever. im on board

  • General
    June 7, 2017 at 7:57 am

    Been in touch with Gabby and she is quite interested in arranging a bukakke meet on turtle boy live. Sher has expressed interest in cleanup duty. Will update with more details later.

  • MoJo JoJo
    June 7, 2017 at 7:03 am

    This is what pisses me off about SJW’s including Dan Margolis.
    They pretend to be against the first amendment (Hate speech is not free speech moto) but hide behind it when confronted.

    Fuck all SJW’s and all people who try to suppress the free speech of others. They think they are fighting for a cause but are really the hate mongers.

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    June 7, 2017 at 5:36 am

    Funny how these twits like Walter Crockett openly admit they read a blog they hate so much, you can’t make this stuff up. Know what, if there is something in life I don’t like, I avoid it . . . but not these douchebags

    • StupidIsAsStupidDoes
      June 7, 2017 at 6:36 am

      Of course not. They only care about the first amendment when it is their ideas and words THEY agree with. They cry fascism at Trump, Yianoppolis, Coulter, and many more when they are the fascists trying to shut down speech. The hypocracy is absolutely astounding. You don’t like Hannity? Change the channel. Don’t like TBS? Don’t type turtleboysports into your browser. This is simple common sense. But no, let’s try and shut down every dissenting viewpoint. Liberal logic at its finest!

  • Alex Sea
    June 7, 2017 at 3:16 am

    I jerked off to the turtle being microwaved.

    • Alex Sea's Micro Peen
      June 7, 2017 at 8:49 am

      The only thing smaller than that poor turtle is my tiny penis, but my mom’s trusty eyebrow tweezers got the job done in record time.

    • KimberlyS
      KJDS
      June 7, 2017 at 9:53 am

      No one is surprised.

  • June 7, 2017 at 1:03 am

    As of yet, I haven’t received any kind of communication about pulling my ad ; which I won’t do. Should I brace for a call or Email tomorrow? Or will the fact I’m will armed and our 700 members of our Facebook group that are well armed ward them off?

    Could guns really be the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems?

    As for the specific blog, I couldn’t even bring myself to read it. That level of cruelty, even if it is “just a turtle” I found infinitely upsetting. Those “people” deserve the worst of the worst of things that could happen to them.

  • Turtle Ride or Die
    June 7, 2017 at 12:55 am

    They are really fucking with my livelihood here, the pop ups are now attacking my browser which has never happened before and I’m inclined to believe whoever has the time to MASS report a blog they claim to hate, somehow is doing something to make the pop ups come back bc TBS just fixed this issue. No matter what shit they try and pull, this is always my first choice for news and even when I don’t see any blogs I’m constantly checking the website throughout the day. I’m assuming most turtle riders do too. Keep collecting off the haters clicks TB, we all have your back.

    • JohnnyG
      June 7, 2017 at 12:21 pm

      I don’t see any popups on TBS ever. The banner ads are a bit over the top and sometimes hinders browsing, but TBS is just too fucking entertaining to let that stop me from visiting. Might try using Chrome, I get no pops on mobile or PC.

  • Herb H
    June 7, 2017 at 12:15 am

    Putting a turtle in the microwave is disgusting. Absolutly sickening.

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