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SJW’s Lose Their Minds After Discovering 5 Year Old JD Martinez IG Memes About Wanting To Kill Hitler With Guns, Even Though SJWs Literally Call Everything They Don’t Like Hitler

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Red Sox MVP candidate JD Martinez is the latest victim of the outrage mob after digging up some VERY offensive IG posts from five years ago when he was 25 years old:

In other words, he likes guns. So…..what’s the problem here? This is what people are freaking out over?

His exact quote is underneath the historically inaccurate meme:

“This is why I always stay strapped.”

In other words, I own guns to protect myself from oppressive government dictators. Ya know, the reason the Second Amendment exists in the first place.

Also, he appears to DISLIKE Hitler, and owns firearms for the purpose of potentially shooting and killing Hitler. This is bad now too apparently.

Every right wing nutjob on my Facebook feed shares memes like this all day long. The worst part about that meme is that 1) Hitler never said that about German citizens (he was talking about people he conquered), 2) Hitler had tanks and shit, so your guns weren’t gonna do much good anyway.

Then the woke patrol found this one:

Oh God, this clamtrap again?

Remember when we wrote about her last year?

Britni del la Cretaz de la Hoya writes about baseball for SJW websites and plays up the whole, “I’m a girl who likes baseball, look at me defying gender stereotypes” thing. In reality she almost exclusively blogs about political issues and thinks everyone who disagrees with her is Hitler.

Also this:

And this:

And this:

So let’s check out the IG post she thinks is “racist” from JD Martinez:

LOL get it? Because democrats are unemployed. This is what used to be referred to as a “joke.” I have no idea if it’s accurate that Republicans vote later in the day, but it’s just a silly way for Republicans to poke fun at Democrats for being the part of unlimited welfare. Which they are. If he had shared a meme that inaccurately mocked gun owners, would anyone be talking about it today? Nope. Because it’s OK to mob right wingers. They’re stupid. But you can’t mock left wingers because…..feelz.

Of course the real racist here is once again Brittni:

“Unemployed (likely black)”

Why are they likely black Brittni? Are you suggesting that African-Americans are more likely to be unemployed and vote democrat as a result of that? Because that sounds like a pretty racist assumption to me. Probably because you are a racist. Racist, racist, racist, racist.


Steve Buckley whined about it in the Boston Herald today too:

The problem is that Martinez fell into the trap of using Hitler and Nazism in such a way as to minimize the atrocities committed in the 1930s and ‘40s. There’s even a term that applies to the reckless appropriation of Hitler’s name to wage an argument or make a case about something. It’s called Godwin’s Law, and it was created by Mike Godwin, an author, attorney and senior fellow at R Street Institute, a public-policy think tank in Washington, DC. Godwin’s Law holds that “if you mention Adolf Hitler or Nazis within a discussion thread, you’ve automatically ended whatever discussion you were taking part in.”

Wait…..what? Comparing things you don’t like to Hitler is BAD now? Do you understand how many times I’ve been called a Nazi since Donald Trump got elected? All the times!! Calling everyone you don’t like a Nazi is what they teach you on day one of Resisting camp.

Just ask MSESPN blue checkmark and darling of the left, Keith Olbermann….

But please, pearl clutch harder that JD Martinez also uses historically inaccurate Hitler memes. Your outrage is authentic and duly noted for sure.

Oh, and for what it’s worth, JD Martinez parents came here from Cuba. An oppressive and tyrannical government that disarmed its citizens. Shocking that he’d be in favor of gun rights and lean right.

The bottom line is this is everything that’s wrong with the sports media today. The fact that this is even a story when the Red Sox are holding onto first place after being swept, and JD Martinez has a legitimate shot at the triple crown, is why people stopped watching networks like ESPN and reading washed up dinosaurs like Steve Buckley.

21 Comment(s)
  • Wwy
    August 30, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Hitler killed the Jewish terrorists doesn’t seem that bad. He created Israel doesn’t that make him the Jew messiah. Olbermann belongs in an oven.

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 29, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    Get rid of the fucking next article button that pops up when scroll to the comments (and more ads) that you have to hit or else it takes you to some random, old, blog. Who’s bright idea was that?

  • deflateddoritodinks
    August 29, 2018 at 8:58 am

    We have tanks and shit. It appears the Taliban is doing just fine thank you. Please stop this horseshit about small arms being useless against large armies.

  • Henry Fool
    August 29, 2018 at 6:25 am

    “…our society.”
    — Keith Olbermann

    That says it all.

  • Drago
    August 29, 2018 at 3:13 am

    Wow there are ignorant bitches on the internet (like the Kate Feldman or Steve Buckley from the Herald) who are too stupid to understand the meaning of a meme? Say it ain’t so.

    • Dishonest Media
      August 29, 2018 at 5:24 am

      They understand the meme, the meaning doesn’t matter to them, reporting a false story is more important if it serves Democrats and Leftists. #fakenews

      These same people see thousands of the similar Hitler memes aimed at Trump and everybody who disagrees with them, yet they don’t conclude their friends are supporting Adolf Hitler.

  • ButchHobsonSnowDealer
    August 28, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    Baseball clubhouses are Republican strongholds This really shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who has ever followed the game.

    • Y
      August 29, 2018 at 1:19 am

      I’d love to believe that, but what’s the wonder bat (or wonder boy?)… right, left or Caitlin Jenner?

    • bigdaddy
      Bernie Sanders
      August 29, 2018 at 6:47 am

      Thats becuase they are rich and part of the 1% Thats why we need them to pay thier fair share what ever the fuck that means
      BTW just because I own 3 houses I am not one of the 1%

  • God Bless President Donald J. Trump
    August 28, 2018 at 6:05 pm

    Baseball, Apple Pie and Hitler. What’s wrong with that…

    Obviously the point is the prevention of tyranny through an armed populace. If legal gun owners and NRA members were violent the entire world would know. Lawful owners have 300 million guns loaded and you can hear a pin drop, the genius of the United States founders. You think Afghani resistance is tough try taking the USA with direct military force. Our civilian population is a greater deterrent than our rocking military. But take the USA decades at a time with Liberalism and Leftists ideology in the class rooms, watered down rights, cops are criminals and criminals are saints, punishing the productive and rewarding the lazy and immoral and you can take 50% of this country in 60 years as has already happened.

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 29, 2018 at 1:12 pm

      Well said.

  • Alex Reimer
    August 28, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    Buckley and I play hide the gabbagool, ya pissant!

    Alex the filthy screamer and dirty creamer.

  • Gay Guervara
    August 28, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    We should trade Olberman, Maddow, Max Kellerman, Elizabeth Warren, Joy Behar, Bernie Sanders, and that socialist bitch from NY to Cuba in exchange for 3 more JD Martinez type baseball players

    • Jeff Cocksworthy
      August 28, 2018 at 6:22 pm

      Sorry TB, if you don’t want to strip blacks of their guns then shove them in ovens, you MIGHT be a liberal!!

  • WeAreFucked
    August 28, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    Keith Obler-whatever-the-fuck-his-name-is-mann can Tweet something like that… and remain on Twitter with his big blue check mark.
    We Are Fucked. For reals.

  • Bull Halsey
    August 28, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    “Hitler had tanks and shit, so your guns weren’t gonna do much good anyway.”

    Tell that to the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising folks and the French Resistance.

    • Mike
      August 28, 2018 at 5:16 pm

      USA went into Iraq/Afghanistan and easily got shit done because we had jets and shit, right?

      • bigdaddy
        Barack Obama
        August 29, 2018 at 9:35 am

        I thought I won the wars in Iraq/Afghanistan At least thats what Rachel Maddow said

    • ChesterNimitz
      August 28, 2018 at 7:32 pm

      Dude, the ghetto uprising crashed and burned due to tanks and guns. The French resistance was nothing but a tiny pest in the German hide until the allied invasion emboldened them to act. All were heroic, highly heroic, but nonetheless they were defeated by tanks and guns. Such is life.

      • Nguyen
        August 29, 2018 at 9:30 am

        The Viet Cong says hello, round eye.

  • Y
    August 28, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    The silent majority will speak in the upcoming election

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