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Slugpump From Video Passed Out In Car At Gas Station Sends Threatening Messages To TB, Once Kidnapped 2 Crotch Fruits In Stolen Car, Says He’s Clean And Killing Life


Last week I blogged about two junkies who were caught on film passed out behind the wheel of a car at a gas station, with the keys in the ignition. The junkies ended up seeing the video on Facebook and Lizz Gleason, AKA Nodoff Nadine, claimed that a state trooper told them to park there and sleep it off after a long night of studying.

Nodoff Nadine took down her Facebook page, but the guy who’s currently drilling her did not. His name is Christopher Colecchi. In 2010 he made headlines for stealing a car with two crotch fruits sleeping in the backseat, which he then took for a high speed chase on 290, skidded across three lanes of traffic, crashed into a median, and fled on foot running across the highway.

He messaged me on my personal page and left me a Valentine’s Day voicemail too. Let’s start with the voicemail.

“Adrian, this is Christopher Michael Colecchi and I find it very obscene as a retired school teacher that you have resorted to this low life level of things. But I got one thing to tell you. There is nothing you can say about me that the whole world doesn’t know about me. I’m gonna post the pictures from where I stole the car with the kid sleeping in the backseat at golf and I did my 2 years upstate. I’m gonna post every fucking thing I did, I was a filthy needle rigging junkie dope fiend crackhead for 18 years. I got 3 years sober. There’s nothing you can say or do to me mother fucker. Why are you fucking with me and my girlfriend? I’m telling you you don’t wanna fuck with me, because I will bash every fucking post you put up. And I’m telling you I am very intellectual, I am very smart. Street smart and book smart. So you wanna play? Let’s play. But I’m telling you you’re not gonna be winning, you’re not gonna be happy. And you claim to be form Worcester but we all know your address and where you live in Holden. So you might not wanna piss off the wrong people. I’m just sayin I’m not making threats but you never know, you could piss off the wrong people and they come to your house and come get you.”

So…how’s your day going at work? Welcome to a little slice of what I call life. This man right here Is VERY intellectual.

In case you don’t believe him, he sent me receipts.

He’s using the hunt and peck method to push buttons on a computer. The man is the next Jeopardy James.

He’s not just street smart – book smart too. Because I know when I look at this face the first word that comes to mind is “books.”

Here’s the messages he sent.

The best part about that message is that he’s the one who gave it a thumbs down.

I for one am looking forward to the launch of “Turtle boy slugger sports part 2.” Should be way better than part 1.

He also has a lot of political clout and has a senator on speed dial. The sad part is, he’s probably not lying about that either. I mean, Jamie Eldridge would much rather represent a guy who steals cars with 2 sleeping babies inside and then crashes it on a highway before abandoning them.

He claims he was awake during that video, but apparently couldn’t drive even though his girlfriend was passed out in the driver’s seat with the car running.

He also at a weasel:

But wait, there’s more.

He’s got a 704 credit score

(I’m sure that’s his)

He “owns” nice cars (even though his girlfriend was driving that night).

He hangs out with ex-Patriot player Chris Sullivan and gets to wear a Super Bowl ring because he went to a couple rehab meetings.

He owns a vibrating bed WITH a wireless remote.

He got rave reviews from the other junkies in rehab who wrote nice things about him on a napkin.

He can afford to get dressed up for court days.

He’s rich from his new money order refund and is close to being able to spell Worcester without using Google.

He has pictures of his computer screen proving….something.

He’s got pictures with random women and the Nodoff Nadine which also proves….something.

He sent me pictures of the car belonging to the guy who filmed him and his girlfriend ODing at a gas station.

Along with this old picture with no explanation.

And highlights of his arrests.

And he’s now completely sober and has done a complete 180, even though he’s been arrested several times since he was briefly incarcerated after stealing a car with two children sleeping in the back.

Plus, he’s in love with a new junkie now, since the last one dumped him on Christmas.

So clearly this man has turned his life around and we were completely wrong in assuming that he and his girlfriend were high out of their mind in that video.


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109 Comment(s)
  • Tammyleek
    March 28, 2020 at 6:16 am

    Wait wait wait he’s clean and sober right but drinks are on him! Hmmm call bullshit also why is with the hair holy hairline also fact right he wrote that post so his x would think he’s wicked funny and laughs a lot and had girls laughing cause he’s wicked funny and fun and happy and funny lol

    February 27, 2020 at 12:41 pm


  • Cy Sperling
    February 5, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    Holy shit what a hairline! Never take your hat off dude.

  • Level 3 rabid velociraptor
    February 5, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Hello you Heinous ripper. Yeah you Velociraper. Who’s wife works in the dirty burg where they have the best drugs and are well know for prostitution….she drinks and drugs drugs yet kno one know who knows the real father of the turtles son….And he says im lyinhg about the nice things i have saying i dont have good credit here. Is my proof i will message it to him with my name o collections o missed/late payments credit score is 704 good i. I have all my teeth and they’re white. And to you all others out there talking shit that ii have a 1 inch cock try 8 inch by 2inches wide uu also say im short i am 5/11 172lbs. And my hair is thin the front so u all believe your master that had to resign or get fired for sexually assaulted a school girl Good luck with your new found careeer

    • ElJefe72
      February 5, 2020 at 6:50 pm

      I hope this is a spoof comment, otherwise, Chris, you’re not helping your cause at all. You’re just making yourself look really stupid (and pathetic).

    • fuckface O'Reilly
      February 5, 2020 at 7:38 pm

      you’re a junkie faggot
      i’ll give you a good beating if you’d like
      come to 120 gaslight drive in weymouth you fucking homo

    • Giulia
      February 5, 2020 at 8:52 pm

      Chris, honey? Is that really you? You are fucking amazing. Can’t even believe that you’re real. I don’t think any other ratchet in TB history has made me laugh as hard as you do love. So, “you have all your teeth and they’re white”? I do wish the same where true about your crotch fruits. Best of luck. And please, for the love of God, keep messaging TB.

    • pencil neck addict
      February 5, 2020 at 10:24 pm

      5’11” 175 with a beer belly that leaves a pencil neck and chicken wings and bird legs. It’s terrible how HIV erodes the body to nothing.

      You’re both relapsing admit it, didn’t you learn anything in rehab?

  • Asleep at the Pump
    February 5, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    If Christopher Colecchi is the “wrong people” and to be feared, I’m Chuck Norris. Patches Kennedy once ran his car into a concrete barrier at 2 am or so in DC. And his first words to the police were he was a member of Congress on his way to a vote. Members of Congress traveling to vote can not be detained.

    She admits to pain pill Opiate addiction in the past and he admits to being a (filthy, needle junky, dope fiend, crack head for 18 years) until he went up state. Now they both fall asleep in a car at a gas station and can barely be woken up this is mere coincidence.

    If studying made you that tired your head would still be on a book at the kitchen table or library not slid down in a car next to a gas pump.

  • Monica Ciannavei
    February 5, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    Read this during my break and just wanted to thank you for reminding me that people like this exist so I should not feel so bad for myself AND because I actually laughed out loud in which is rare

  • FedUp
    February 5, 2020 at 11:57 am

    Seriously? I’m sure Uncle TB is shaking in his shoes with fear with this chicken legged turd threatening him…a couple sets of squats wouldn’t kill the kid, just sayin’. “I’m wicked book smaht kid…” Um, yeah, ok. You exude erudition Mr. Collechi..be humble and sit down douchebag.

  • Sy Sperling
    February 5, 2020 at 10:03 am

    At least we now know why he’s always wearing a hat.

  • X
    February 5, 2020 at 8:01 am

    isn’t it illegal to sleep in cars?

    • Brian Sullivan
      Rooney eats it
      February 5, 2020 at 11:49 am

      yow, no kiddin! nice comb over, Champ. Looks like a spider holding on to an egg!

  • P Disguisee
    Stewart Smalley
    February 5, 2020 at 7:19 am

    Im good enough, I’m smart enough and dog-gonnit people like me…

  • Osiris
    February 5, 2020 at 5:48 am

    TB….I’m usually 100% with you on calling out these ratchet-types, but you’re dead wrong with this guy.
    He owns a 12″ bobopedic memery foam gel plush mattress w/ $700 adjustable base that vibrates.
    It’s a GEL PLUSH…..and it VIBRATES.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    February 5, 2020 at 4:04 am

    2 people sleeping in a car because they were too busy from studying and State trooper told them to sleep it off? This situation has never happened in the history of the world.

  • Cant Party
    February 5, 2020 at 12:38 am

    He should stop being such a little pussy, cash the Skool Funz money orders, grab the $314.00 in fitties, and see if he can’t handle a little Cocaine/heroin/fentanyl sureshot like a godamn adult that knows how to fuckin party.

  • Nancy Pelosi is a dried up cunt
    February 5, 2020 at 12:25 am

    What a fucking scarecrow!

    Trump 2020

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 5, 2020 at 12:12 am

    book smarts? he almost always colors between the lines, except when given a bad crayon, and as for street smarts, he crosses at the light by himself now, as the level 3 pukes stand huddled on the corner.

    grow soe wings, ex-parriots fly free!

  • gus
    February 5, 2020 at 12:03 am

    That fucking spelling. Is that a Worcester special also?
    I had my wife hook when I told her I had a memory foam mattress. Slugpump and I can not be the only two guys who have scored this way, can we?

  • Pathetic Pelosi
    February 4, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    American hating cunt bobbled her head, fixed her dentures, babbled to herself,drooled snd in the end tore up Trumps perfect speech.

  • Judge dread
    February 4, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    Nancy Pelosi looks like she can’t wait for trump to stop speaking so she can that whiskey bottle hard.

    • Nod off nadine
      March 1, 2020 at 2:45 am

      As humorous as I find your comment I have all my real teeth. NOT MISSING ANY AT ALL. get your facts straight. Not my fault you haven’t seen your pussy since you were twelve. XOXO nod off nadine.

    • Nadine
      March 1, 2020 at 2:45 am

      As humorous as I find your comment I have all my real teeth. NOT MISSING ANY AT ALL. get your facts straight. Not my fault you haven’t seen your pussy since you were twelve. XOXO nod off nadine.

  • Judge dread
    February 4, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    After rereading this blog I figured out what he is up to.

    He uses the car rental service called turo, rents a Benz for a day, broadcasts it all over social media like its his ride.
    Fake at every level. Everything he knows is wrong and his whole life is a lie.

  • Trump Knocked It Out Of The Park
    February 4, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    Medsl of Freedom to Rush Limbsugh is awesome. Filthy cunt piglosi stayed in her seat scowling.what a wench

  • Disgusting
    February 4, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    Illhan Omar has had her head buried in a koran for the entire speech.

    • DJT
      February 5, 2020 at 10:05 am

      She was sexting with her brother.

  • That Cunt Is Anti American
    February 4, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    That Pelosi cunt wouldnt acknowledge Trumps accomishments but she knew she had to clsp forthe former drug addicted black construction worker. Atleast weave pressley didnt stink up the room with her presence

    • The Whore Hates America
      February 4, 2020 at 9:31 pm

      Filthy whore wouldnt stand and clapp for American accomplishments but stood and clapped for Venezuelan president.

    • Pathetic
      February 5, 2020 at 6:03 am

      Lmao dude, what does Pelosi have to do with this article at all?? You’re fried. Does Fancy Nancy PAY you for all the space she takes up in your head? Get a liiiiife.

      • TB covered debates etc
        February 5, 2020 at 8:30 am

        Yo retard ,its apparent that you are not a regular reader probably becsuse you are in a drug induced haze with a cock up your ass all the time.

      • They Are Not Sending Their Best
        February 5, 2020 at 8:34 am

        I agree ilkegals are psthetic and most Americans are not lmao they are sick of these illegal leeches. Radical politicians provide sanctuary for criminal ILLEGAL ALIENS.

  • Nancy CuntLosi
    February 4, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    Cuntlosi looks like she is going to imlode

  • Knuckle Sauce
    February 4, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    Weird looking dude. Must be a fetal alcohol survivor. Either that or his mom wiped back to front when she was pregnant. How he made it past crib death is anybody’s guess.
    And what’s with the hair? He looks like he got his hairdo from a shower drain.
    And bragging about owning a mattress? What’s next, showing off his new soap dish?

  • Bob's Discount
    February 4, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    I like how he even lied about how thick his $2000 bobopedic mattress is

  • Shameless Democratic WHORES
    February 4, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    I thought whores didnt wear white but the Democratic females are all wearing white for the State Of The Union.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    February 4, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    Bring it on, pussy ! Don’t let me catch you in my town.

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 4, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    An ideal night for this junk box faggot is slipping on his favorite and1 basketball shorts and putting on some slim shady while nodding off in between freestyles no one asked to hear.

  • Southie changed I didn’t
    February 4, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    He posted a picture of everything but a check with a paystub…which means one thing you fucking junkbox you’re dealing

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    February 4, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    “i got a senaror elecred”

  • Judge dread
    February 4, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    What is the difference between a slug pump and a slug rake? I’ve been a rider for two years and I call people these terms; but I do not know what they actually mean. Like if someone walked up to me and called me a slug pump, I would know it’s bad but I would make myself mentally ill trying to figure out what it means. It’s like a fucked up casandra’s complex.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    February 4, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    He is on Social Security and has his picture taken with a DeLorean, Mercedes, etc. But needs someone to give him a ride to but a lottery ticket.

    That weasel he ate was probably a rat. Or leftover Natick parking lot turd from the mad female shitter.

    What a loser.

    • DUI lawyer
      February 4, 2020 at 8:39 pm

      “But officah we had to drive. We are to Stoned to take a cab”

  • Mad Jack
    February 4, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    Chris, could I have the pelts after you eat all them weasels?

  • Judge dread
    February 4, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    Wow. In the same breath he’s like I’m 3 months sober bro and then he issues a threat against uncle that is specific, over the phone. I’m sure that’s a violation of his parole.

    Fucking ratchets.

  • Lookheshere
    February 4, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    I’m telling ya, she cleaned herself up, fixed those eyebrows (why do junkies always fuck up their eyebrows?) she would be ok.

  • Natasha
    February 4, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Having a Bobopedic is a sure sign you’ve made it

  • Anyone's Talent High
    February 4, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    That voice. Oh that voice. Yours, his.

  • adam schiff sucks cock
    February 4, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    faggot junkie asswipe. All junkies are lying cowardly weasels, fuck you chris faggotface

    • Natasha
      February 4, 2020 at 7:30 pm

      Apparently they also eat weasels

  • Ploop
    February 4, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    He’s on SSDI per his LinkedIn. 37 year old pussy wigga, cologne collector.

  • Chris
    February 4, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    ‘very intellectual’. Translation** He is one of the many sheep that was handed a bunch of papers with words on it, told that “smart” people read, found that was easy and kept on reading. Like a dog chewing a bone.

  • T J Hooker
    February 4, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    The grammer police would call in the SWAT team for this putz.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      February 4, 2020 at 7:43 pm


  • The Dapper Fapper
    February 4, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Hi Chris, I really like that napkin, you think I could borrow it?

  • Shorty
    February 4, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    I thought being short, balding, and having under an inch long penis made people too scared to leave home. Is he the one that got away? Wait til he hits 30..

  • Sarah Kinsley
    February 4, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Where is the half black half white flat brimmed bulls hat.
    Very diverse.I like it!

    Granny Warren 2020

  • LOB
    February 4, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    What a piece of SH*T loser. I hope he gets it in prison. BEND OVER!

  • Some guy
    February 4, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Too bad that white benz isnt his but my friend’s that lives right next to me lol

  • Disgusted
    February 4, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    We should give parents a 20-25 year window to decide whether they want to abort a child. There’s no reason to force the decision during the pregnancy. Wait until we see how they turn out then decide

  • Weasel Lover
    February 4, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    I’m sure he’s choked on many weasels over his lifetime

  • Deval For Prez
    February 4, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    Dont forget to vote for me in the primary! Support is trending up! I have five brothers from Nubian Sq and two chinks over in Allston on board with my campaign!

  • A Nice Warm Bowl Of Chinese Bat Soup
    February 4, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    A $2.000 memery foam mattress and he ate a weasel?

    Kid you dont have the stones to come on the live show.

    • Rocky Balboa
      February 4, 2020 at 7:25 pm

      How has no one commented on those bangs yet. Come on, Adrian!

  • Startled Pancake
    February 4, 2020 at 4:27 pm


    Every goddamm time.

  • Frank Rizzo
    February 4, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    coupla pretty amusing sentagraphs there, keep tweekin this clown it’ll be very entertaining. he’s got the weasel junkie i’m still using tough guy voice too! HAHAHHAHAAJJAAHHA!!! wadda stupid cunt…luv frankie

  • dr. fill
    February 4, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    I don’t know whose spelling and grammar is better, Christopher or Turtle Boy.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      February 5, 2020 at 3:51 am


      Congrats on the self-own, dickhead.

  • 8 Mud Monkeys
    February 4, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    Regarding the picture of you on the computer hard at work.
    That is a really nasty herpes outbreak on your neck.Nod off
    Nadine needs to avoid you and your std ladden penis butter.

  • Andrea
    February 4, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    No, you are not smart.Why post your address?
    Some sicko might come by and drop a Fudge
    Dragon on the hood of your girlfriends Honda.

    • Elizabeth M Gleason
      February 11, 2020 at 10:43 pm

      Andrea that would he funny if it wasn’t a birthmark? A strawberry but let me guess you skipped anatomy class.

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 4, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    The real disgrace here is the dad of the 2 kids in the car. The fact he didn’t grease that junkie faggot the day he was released from prison makes him a pathetic excuse for a father

    • Light em up
      February 4, 2020 at 5:29 pm

      That father likely doesn’t even know he has two kids flopping around with some ho somewhere.

      • Spic Tormentor
        February 4, 2020 at 9:10 pm

        The odds of that are extremely high

  • ElJefe72
    February 4, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Any intellectual prowess you claim is automatically negated by wearing flat-brimmed Bulls hats and stained wife-beaters.

    • Jeff J
      Wicked Smaht Huh??
      February 4, 2020 at 8:55 pm

      Listen…..if you’re going to claim book smarts, you CANNOT fuck up simple words like:

      -dosed (dozed)
      -every thing
      -ibe (I’ve)
      – ex parriots
      -up and dow
      -grear time
      -since of humor
      -i am fumnny

      I mean REALLY?? Oh and wtf happened to the punctuation??

      • The Bishop
        February 5, 2020 at 9:56 am

        Honestly! Learn how to spell basic words. Good Lord!

  • Four20hitman
    February 4, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    I used to be a junk box too. Not until I was completely done, clean and ready to stay that way did I Not have to constantly defend myself. I would go on clean runs buying everything I could. At first it felt nice to have nice shit again but, eventually is was just so I could spend it all before I convinced myself to get high and relapse. Then eventually I would. I’d have all this nice shit and THE RECEIPTS so I could sell it or return it KNOWING I wasn’t done. It’s a vicious cycle until it’s just not. I’m clean 4 years and I’ll never have to defend myself like him because clean people don’t nod off in a fucking car period. Even if it isn’t him, clean people don’t hang out with people who nod off in cars. The only person you fooling is yourself. Get some real help. I will always be a statistic and so will you. Your choice which side it is.

    • Let me up, I've had enough
      February 4, 2020 at 4:52 pm

      This guy. Gets it.

  • Sister Mary Booth
    February 4, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    What is a Parriot, is that a French bird?

    • SRM
      February 4, 2020 at 4:00 pm

      I thought the same thing.
      I was wondering if he misspelled Parrott.
      Also did he claim to have eaten a weasel???
      Yes this One is Really “book smart”

  • Bob Murchison
    February 4, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    Chris.You and your slugpump girlfriend The Courtney Love of Worcester
    are not sober.Far from it.Why dont you call in to the Live Show and clear
    the air.

  • Chip Striker
    February 4, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    Yo Adrian!!!

    Where’s the smack!

  • Deval Patricks Scrotum
    February 4, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Bet he had some things done to him in prison
    that even Pure and Hernandez consider taboo.

  • Fitchburg Follies
    February 4, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    Chris.How are the kids doing?

  • Peter Dinklage
    February 4, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    Chris while your “away” I will be happy to keep your girl
    full of cheap Chinese Fentanyl and semen.


  • New boot goofin'
    February 4, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    King Weird Flex
    Brags about a Bobopedic “memery ajustable” and helping getting a “senaroro elected”.

    Damn this dude is dumb as the day is long and he doesn’t know it.

  • Peter Dautel
    Suck it
    February 4, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    Me thinks he doth protesteth too much…..

    Just saying there Silly Chrissy. Better get Dizzy Lizzy to up the size of the strap-on she’s using on you. Maybe it’ll poke some of the hair out in that comb-ovah….


    • Lizz Gleason
      February 5, 2020 at 12:56 am


      • Chuck NORRIS
        February 5, 2020 at 9:17 pm

        Chuck Norris stop the bullshit and come see me pussy 857-243 5489 bitch ill lap circles around your ass and dust you of. Right quick so stop talking like your hard or something

  • Hey flat brimmed penis head.
    February 4, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    Try a nice hot spike of Rogaine.

  • Nudist Activists for Miss Worcester Diner
    February 4, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    The day is almost here. Join our all-nude, butt naked, no clothes rally completely in the buff on Wednesday. Bring everything but your clothes! Bring your naked! We’re gonna be loud, proud, and totally nude! 2pm at the Miss Worcester Diner

  • His Mom
    February 4, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    What a tool

  • Josh Abrams
    February 4, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    I am looking for auditors.
    Call me I will hire you regardless of what TB states.
    You got charisma and are funny.
    Those are 2 key attributes that we look for here at Audit America plus you have a RECORD of achievement. Thats impressive. I say bravo

  • Bucketboy
    February 4, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    Yo Chris! Dont listen to all the haters.Your very employable.
    Just a heads up…I know a Deli job that is about to open up.

    • P.F.Changs
      February 4, 2020 at 2:43 pm

      There is another job opening that he might be qualified for.
      There is a small diner in Worcester that is desperate for a
      janitor.I hear some one keeps taking craps in the urinal.

  • Going bald Chris...
    February 4, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    That credit score is from June 2019. Post a picture of what it is Today. February 4, 2020

  • State Police Barracks Leominster
    February 4, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    Kid your future is in your past.Good Luck.

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    February 4, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    Hahahaha Silly Christopher. Letting his narcissism show. Tsk tsk. Always typical for active users to defend their facade by throwing out all these material things. Losah. Like oh look at you balling with those school refund checks. Which more likely than not ended up in his arm. Listen to yourself kid, you sounded wrecked in your voice text. Oh by the way, nice hair guy.

    • doughboy hack
      February 4, 2020 at 10:43 pm

      Seriously – what is up with the school refund checks? Is he celebrating that he quit school and got some tuition back? What school writes out “refund checks” that are money orders?
      This is almost as confusing as the weasel-eating.

  • Chris Collechi
    February 4, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    I want Turtleboys cornhole so bad goddamit I am funny sexy and I got charisma why won’t Turtleboy let me near his cornhole.

  • Souza-Baranowski Correctional Center
    February 4, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    We’ll leave the light on for you.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    February 4, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    This cunt has more flat-brimmed hats than any other fucker in history.

    And a “memery” foam mattress.

    What more could a woman desire in life?

    What a wanker.


    • Giulia
      February 4, 2020 at 9:11 pm

      I should be kicking my own ass for not listening to my father. Why didn’t I go out and find myself a nice Italian like this guy? I could be sleeping on a vibrating Bob-o-pedic “memery” foam mattress! What a fool. Disgrace to my race. Hi DS 😉

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        February 5, 2020 at 9:44 am

        Giulia. You missed out big time, there!

        Who doesn’t have a hankering for a huge slice of “memery” foam at night?


  • Former Needle Dick
    February 4, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    I’m fahkin sobah kid I sweahh. I was just wicked tired from running around trying to score suboxone all day.

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 4, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    Wow, this guy is desperate. It’s more likely his lifestyle is killing him than that he’s “killing life”

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