Last week I blogged about two junkies who were caught on film passed out behind the wheel of a car at a gas station, with the keys in the ignition. The junkies ended up seeing the video on Facebook and Lizz Gleason, AKA Nodoff Nadine, claimed that a state trooper told them to park there and sleep it off after a long night of studying.
Nodoff Nadine took down her Facebook page, but the guy who’s currently drilling her did not. His name is Christopher Colecchi. In 2010 he made headlines for stealing a car with two crotch fruits sleeping in the backseat, which he then took for a high speed chase on 290, skidded across three lanes of traffic, crashed into a median, and fled on foot running across the highway.
He messaged me on my personal page and left me a Valentine’s Day voicemail too. Let’s start with the voicemail.
“Adrian, this is Christopher Michael Colecchi and I find it very obscene as a retired school teacher that you have resorted to this low life level of things. But I got one thing to tell you. There is nothing you can say about me that the whole world doesn’t know about me. I’m gonna post the pictures from where I stole the car with the kid sleeping in the backseat at golf and I did my 2 years upstate. I’m gonna post every fucking thing I did, I was a filthy needle rigging junkie dope fiend crackhead for 18 years. I got 3 years sober. There’s nothing you can say or do to me mother fucker. Why are you fucking with me and my girlfriend? I’m telling you you don’t wanna fuck with me, because I will bash every fucking post you put up. And I’m telling you I am very intellectual, I am very smart. Street smart and book smart. So you wanna play? Let’s play. But I’m telling you you’re not gonna be winning, you’re not gonna be happy. And you claim to be form Worcester but we all know your address and where you live in Holden. So you might not wanna piss off the wrong people. I’m just sayin I’m not making threats but you never know, you could piss off the wrong people and they come to your house and come get you.”
So…how’s your day going at work? Welcome to a little slice of what I call life. This man right here Is VERY intellectual.
In case you don’t believe him, he sent me receipts.
He’s using the hunt and peck method to push buttons on a computer. The man is the next Jeopardy James.
He’s not just street smart – book smart too. Because I know when I look at this face the first word that comes to mind is “books.”
Here’s the messages he sent.
The best part about that message is that he’s the one who gave it a thumbs down.
I for one am looking forward to the launch of “Turtle boy slugger sports part 2.” Should be way better than part 1.
He also has a lot of political clout and has a senator on speed dial. The sad part is, he’s probably not lying about that either. I mean, Jamie Eldridge would much rather represent a guy who steals cars with 2 sleeping babies inside and then crashes it on a highway before abandoning them.
He claims he was awake during that video, but apparently couldn’t drive even though his girlfriend was passed out in the driver’s seat with the car running.
He also at a weasel:
But wait, there’s more.
He’s got a 704 credit score
(I’m sure that’s his)
He “owns” nice cars (even though his girlfriend was driving that night).
He hangs out with ex-Patriot player Chris Sullivan and gets to wear a Super Bowl ring because he went to a couple rehab meetings.
He owns a vibrating bed WITH a wireless remote.
He got rave reviews from the other junkies in rehab who wrote nice things about him on a napkin.
He can afford to get dressed up for court days.
He’s rich from his new money order refund and is close to being able to spell Worcester without using Google.
He has pictures of his computer screen proving….something.
He’s got pictures with random women and the Nodoff Nadine which also proves….something.
He sent me pictures of the car belonging to the guy who filmed him and his girlfriend ODing at a gas station.
Along with this old picture with no explanation.
And highlights of his arrests.
And he’s now completely sober and has done a complete 180, even though he’s been arrested several times since he was briefly incarcerated after stealing a car with two children sleeping in the back.
Plus, he’s in love with a new junkie now, since the last one dumped him on Christmas.
So clearly this man has turned his life around and we were completely wrong in assuming that he and his girlfriend were high out of their mind in that video.
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