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Smartest Girls In World Cries When Mom Says They Are Going To Disney World Instead of Mobile, Alabama

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Would you rather go on a vacation to Disney World, or Mobile, Alabama? I know for sure which one I would go with. But how about a little southern girl?

This girl is the smartest girl in America. Her instincts are absolutely impeccable. At the age of four she already realizes that Disney World is a giant money pit filled with long lines, and gravity-challenged adults in motorized wheelchairs who aren’t disabled. If I were a kid I would have a million times more fun doing any of the following things

  • Getting a Happy Meal at any McDonald’s with a ball pit. Nothing in a child’s experience beats a Happy Meal followed by a ball pit.
  • Playing in a fire hydrant on a 90 degree day that some neighborhood teenager turned on until the fuzz show up. Thrilling.
  • Building a fort in the woods complete with a “No Girls Allowed” sign.
  • Taking a stick and pushing a tire down the street.
  • Watching TV all day

All of these are options in Mobile, Alabama, and none of them involve long lines or lazy adults who get in your way with their go-carts. So props to this girl for figuring life out at such a young age. God bless her heart, and I hope she survives Disney and never goes back.

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