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Smokestack Urban Barbecue Free Gift Card Caption Contest For This Pulitzer Prize Winning Brockton Fair Photograph

So we’re gonna do one more caption contest for a $10 gift card to Smokestack Urban Barbecue. Because it’s just delicious like that. We used one of our favorite Turtleboy pictures of all time:

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It’s just so perfect. The look of pride on Joe Petty’s face as he proudly opens a chain fried chicken joint in Webster Square is the most Joe Petty thing we’ve ever seen. Then you’ve got the look on that poor woman’s face as she’s forced to sit through this meaningless photo op with an empty suit who doesn’t give a shit about her. It speaks a thousand words.

Anyway, here’s the winner:

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It’s funny because it’s true. Not gonna lie, it was really hard picking a winner this week. Ultimately we gave it to Ernest Q, because his commentary on the Facebook machine is consistent and hilarious. But these ones were also good:

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This week’s picture for the Smokestack Urban Barbecue caption contest gift card giveaway comes from a hilarious situation that was spotted at the Brockton Fair:


It’s almost too easy. Can’t wait to see some of the captions. Remember that if you comment on the blog itself you must use a real email address or we will have no way to contact you.

27 Comment(s)
  • Jumbo
    July 16, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    Cesspool Fucktards

  • Dylan
    July 14, 2016 at 1:01 am

    When he’s daddy, but also daddy.

  • Wabbitt
    July 13, 2016 at 6:33 pm

    Wait a minute… if I’m here – where’s the baby?

  • Meghan
    July 12, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    Thank God! Mister drive-a-hoe is back in business. so many had to suffer through walking during his absence.

  • Low Profile
    July 12, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    Ya’ll eating my baby back ribs, honky. Push me over to that Smokestack place…!!!

  • Jafreese
    July 12, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    Being traded from the Pat’s to the Raiders has taken a serious toll on Richard Seymour over the years

  • Dylan Roof is an American Hero
    July 12, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    Buy one stroller, get one slave free.

  • BlackandWhite
    July 12, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    Sugar Baby be Rollin’ at da Fair

  • TDF
    July 12, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    Well, they did say “A Winner every time”.

  • Adam
    July 12, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    This whole reparation thing is getting out of hand…

  • Adam
    July 12, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    Obama chair!

  • BobnMic
    July 12, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    “The park Bitterman. Drive through the park. You know how I love the park!”

  • mat
    July 12, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    That awkward moment when you realize the power chair you stole from the clinic is actually a stroller.

  • Brian_Northboro
    July 12, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    Larry defiantly ignored the stares…took another drag of his glaucoma medication…and continued his advocacy for mixed race adoption.

  • Pamela Fantacone
    July 12, 2016 at 2:18 pm


  • Pamela Fantacone
    July 12, 2016 at 2:17 pm

    The ad said kids 5 and under ride all night for free. Why won’t they believe us? Get me a big lollipop alread!!

  • WormtownDrinker
    July 12, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    “If you liked ‘Happy Wife, Happy Life’ you’re gonna love ‘Wife in a carriage, Happy marriage’!”


    “Oh look, cigarette smoking pregnant woman from Brockton Fair ’15 finally gave birth”

  • WormtownDrinker
    July 12, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    “She identifies as two years old”

  • Muffinrangler
    July 12, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    I’m just a dude, pushing a dude who’s disguised as another dude!

  • ProfessorM
    July 12, 2016 at 12:19 pm

    Minutes before the apparent Murder-Suicide, neighbors say, “But Johnny seemed so happy with Laquisha!”

  • ItsAllABadDream
    July 12, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    Wait…they have Curro’s??? Roll me over there!

    • ItsAllABadDream
      July 12, 2016 at 12:10 pm


  • Woodiculous
    July 12, 2016 at 12:05 pm

    Baby Momma!

  • Christiaan Stone
    July 12, 2016 at 12:03 pm

    Tracy Morgan arrives to the set for the remake of Tootsie: the Hooker Years.

  • Muffinrangler
    July 12, 2016 at 12:00 pm

    Baby I told you, I can’t walk tonight because I’m on “disability” remember. I need my check, and you need your cigarettes, so play along and push the damn baby stroller.

  • Mike R
    July 12, 2016 at 11:56 am

    Caption Contest.

    Damn, I had a better ride when I was on the set of Orange is the New Black!

  • Jack
    July 12, 2016 at 11:50 am

    when people say their kid is 480 months old

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