So This Happened In The Webster Square Plaza Parking Lot This Weekend

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So this happened in the Webster Square Plaza parking lot this weekend:




Luckily it was just outside of Planet Fitness so nobody blamed either driver because it was a judgement free zone.

Seriously though, how does this happen? Usually you can scour through comment sections on Facebook and figure it out, but no one seems to know. And those cars look like they’re having sex with each other. I don’t even know how it’s possible for them to get like that? One of them looks like it was coming head first from a parking spot, which means it had backed in there to begin with. Who backs into a parking spot in Webster Square plaza?

The other car appears to have set up some sort of blockade. No clue why. But the driver of the black car clearly said, “Fuck you, I’m not going around some doosnozzle with a white trash spoiler. This is Worcester. I’m going directly through you. May the best man win.”

But of course it’s Webster Square so there are no winners. Never a dull moment in Worcester.


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24 Comment(s)
  • April 19, 2016 at 10:26 am

    Looks like a relationship gone bad, or anything gone bad you never know in this lovely city lately, but its obvious that the person really didn’t like this car in front of them and thought hey I’ll just move them out of my way lolol.. With the blue car being so low down with enough push on the gas and the right alignment , that car ended up being a ramp! Things are just looking better and better these days smh!!

  • Reddog
    April 18, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    Still won’t post. Heading to barstool now

  • King
    April 18, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    Google self driving car was running tests. When it found out it was in webdah square it self destructed.

  • UsualSuspect
    April 18, 2016 at 10:15 am

    This is a TEST of the Turtleboy Sports comment system. The message you are about to read is a test to see if this system will allow comments that are longer than one or two short sentences. This test is being conducted in the interests of the many as I, along with others, have had issues posting in the recent past as evidenced by the above comments. This post is being made using a Google Chrome browser on a MacBook. This is only a test. If this had been an actual post it would have said something of real substance and depth. OK maybe not, but you get the point. Here goes nothing…….

    • UsualSuspect
      April 18, 2016 at 10:15 am


    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 18, 2016 at 10:32 am

      Nice Avatar lol… I didn’t want to be the only one using an animal.

      • BobnMic
        April 19, 2016 at 2:43 am

        So ok when are we going to get married already. I mean it’s been a million years right? Well maybe not. But still. Lol.

        Sorry, just plain hi. I’m a goof.

    • juror seven
      April 18, 2016 at 3:40 pm

      Sure is sad when there is censorship on an anonymous blog comment section. the earlier response from the head turtle did nothing to show any real concern. Don’t screw up a good thing for everyone if you want to keep increasing your page views TBS.

  • Reddog
    April 18, 2016 at 9:57 am

    Fuck it, going to masslive now

  • Reddog
    April 18, 2016 at 9:55 am


  • Reddog
    April 18, 2016 at 9:55 am

    The new tech guy needs to fix this. Happens all the time

  • Reddog
    April 18, 2016 at 9:53 am

    Fuckin post won’t post, again

  • RSoxGuy
    April 18, 2016 at 9:44 am

    I havent been to that plaza since Pizza Ht left.

    ironic that the fancy rims and big wing on that piece of shit 4 door grocery getter Subaru is on the bottom…. I bet some super cool drag race master was driving it too. Too cool…. NOT

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 18, 2016 at 9:57 am

      Pizza hut is now on Grafton street. Now we can all do one stop shopping since it’s next door to a liquor store. On another note, Domino’s opened on West Boylston street across from stop and shop. Pizza was dry and yucky, and some girl with 10 inch nails wearing no gloves works in the kitchen. Do not buy.

      • duh!
        April 18, 2016 at 3:14 pm

        Why would anyone buy Domino’s pizza when there is a Mom and Pop place on every other corner in Worcester?

        • Wabbitt
          April 19, 2016 at 1:10 pm

          Sometimes you just want something cheap, greasy, and only a little hot.

          Like how I choose prostitutes.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 19, 2016 at 1:13 pm

            Lmao… I won’t ever look at pizza the same again.

      • BobnMic
        April 19, 2016 at 1:49 am

        But the liquor store is still all good correct? So important because I cannot post crazy shit without a lot of alcohol. Otherwise I would be boring BobnMic. And then I would way more thumbs down than I already get.

  • ninja turtleboy
    April 18, 2016 at 6:49 am

    i call ex-gf/bf fight

  • BobnMic
    April 17, 2016 at 11:33 pm

    Ok now is one of those cars giving the car head?

  • BobnMic
    April 17, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    testing 123 again!

    • April 18, 2016 at 7:54 am


      • April 18, 2016 at 12:50 pm

        Whoever the shitlib is that’s giving me & Bob downtwinkles can lick my wrinkled star until their tongue bleeds.

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