When you appoint a guy to be Energy Secretary who literally said he wanted to abolish that department, we have to assume that you’re just fucking with us.
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Rick freaking Perry. A guy who wanted to get rid of the Department of Energy, but couldn’t remember the name of it, is now in charge of the Department of Energy.
You just can’t make this stuff up.
Then there’s this:
Yea, that just happened. They’re boys now. Kanye fucking West and the President-Elect.
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Kanye was only there looking for a handout of a few million, like when he was begging Zuckerberg and the others
Would have absolutely loved if Secret Service screamed out “NIGGER!” and blew Kanye’s brains all over the place.
What the F is Trump thinking surrounding himself with cut throat successful business people? Where’s the community organizers? What about green peace tree huggers? How will America ever make the move from fossil fuels to rainbows and unicorn farts?
Mattis for Defense is literally the only cabinet pick he’s made which has made sense. All the others have left me either bemused or dumbfounded.
Wabbitt..The good thing is, if it turns Carter-esque, he is not beholden to his picks and party..Trump can Fire Them!
I love the choice of Dick Perry. Maybe he will help gut this bloated bureaucracy.
All Bobnmic bullshit aside (children, can’t we get along?) the Brown Klown’s DOE blew billion$ on worthless solar and wind projects. Abengoa, Solyndra – pissed more money away on those two companies than the budgets of many States! How many lives could be positively affected if we stopped filling Elon Musk’s pockets full of borrowed taxpayers cash? This shit has to stop.
Perry is a doofus but maybe he can halt the corruption. No subsidies for any energy source. Protect our nuclear weapons (get rid of those dumb fucking contractors at Los Alamos, please!)’ clean up the waste (Hanford is a disaster, the Unions are more of a problem than the leaking radioactive waste tanks) and open Yucca Mountain in Nevada, bury Harry Reid in a canister there at the same time. The budget could be cut in half, easily. Put half that money towards debt reduction and the other half towards worthwhile things like fixing roads, bridges, housing and taking care of our national treasures: Veterans.
I’m on board with that Sal I really am. Wouldn’t it be nice if these attackers derive a little Christmas spirit. It’s only a week and change away. And what you say I wonder if something like that is a potential Trump strategy in order to finance these endeavors that he has mentioned specifically in his campaign. Interesting.
Both DOEs shoild go away. The Dept of Energy and The Dept of Education. The national labs can get grants from another dept and states are supposed to handle education.
You want to see some funny shit go watch rick perry on dancing with the stars. I hope he is better at politics. Lol
I BLEW KANYE ONCE FOR SOME METH. THEN I TOOK ON FIVE GUYS AT ONCE. IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER! EVEN DID IT ALL IN MY LITTLE COP OUTFIT!
I was there… I’ll corroborate. It was a damn good hummer too.
Here’s the proof that I took on 5 guys at once, so don’t you dare call me a liar on this Fiesty.
Hey Turd Burglestein you idiot did you forget it was revealed that this is you? What’s the problem? Can’t just stick with one screen name to be a punk? It was only like two or three days ago.
Very seriously Turd all bullshit aside and I mean it. I would like to talk to you if you don’t mind about something serious outside of this stuff. Again I am very serious – not fucking around with you this time. It has nothing to do with any of this crap in here that I can promise. Is there any other way to contact you via text outside of here but not Facebook or Twitter? I’m not a member on either of the two. It IS nothing bad I swear actually something good if you are wondering. You can go tell me to fuck off if you want. It’s up to you dude.
Why don’t you just tell me to my face when you come kick in my door with your warrant to arrest me for all the drugs I’m dealing. I’ll be the piece of pooh standing on a mountain of cocaine looking like Mr. Hankey.
Anything you got to say to me you can do right here in public.
I’ve got you so bent out of shape, you’re just desperately trolling for my ip and you know you’d never get it through FB or twitter. But you can also look me up on gab.ai. I’ve got an active account with them.
AND PLEASE FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH A SUCTION CUP DILDO STUCK TO A WALL.
Turd it is nothing like that my God I swear to God. So where do I go? gab.ai. Is that a thing I don’t know but I will go there. Just tried it didn’t work. That’s Reddit right? That is not a fluent site.
Update it is not working. I keep getting a white version of blue screens. No other places outside here?
Alright fuck it. My question to you is that are you a United States Marine Corp Veteran that served two tours in Iraq? Again this is to introduce you to me on linkedin so you know that I am not full of shit on anything I have said. That is the purpose. You still can say just go fuck off if you wish. But I will not post my resume’ here that is for sure.
Oh…so you want to connect with me on my real linkedin? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! What are you smoking today? And no, I’m not a veteran nor have I ever mentioned anything regarding my career…except for being the big drug kingpin you’re always accusing me of being.
Anyone can make a fake LinkedIn account, add a bunch of false information and then add anyone to it. It’s as useless as Facebook, unless if on FB I see family members like uncles, aunts, siblings, parents, ect… like I had on my 2nd account before it was banned wollers… then I would believe it because you can’t lie in front of family or friends. So, yeah…. Linkedin proves nothing…. AT ALL.
I invented LinkedIn I know how it works! I am the President of the company! I am just trying to get a date calm down
Linkedin is nothing like Facebook and it is not a social pick up or rag on people kind of place. It is a useful tool for professionals to network on line. I just started my account up within the last year and currently have 236 connections. Many of who know me personally and professionally so that verifies that my account is legit. What would be the purpose of posting a fake account on Linkedin? What if someone was/is looking to hire your services based on what you post in their? What you post needs to be verified anyway so what would be the point? Your argument is weak that Linkedin is useless. It is nothing like Facebook and others like Facebook.
Ooops shoot me. I used “their” instead of “there.” Have at it. lol
Uh… Nope. This is assuming people have to believe you when you say that you know those people on LinkedIn personally. Where as on Facebook, everything you write your friends and family see. Your occupation, where you live ect. Your status updates, the comments you make, ect. If I see a person without family or friends who they regularly interact with on FB, chances are that person is hiding their real identity which is okay with me as long as they don’t lie the way you do.
You can tell all of us you know many of your connections on LinkedIn but that means we have to believe that and there is no solid proof. Can’t believe someone who has been caught in lies and changes his story more than his underwear.
You say you have made your LinkedIn less than 1 year ago. I’m willing to bet you made that linkedin sometime in May. How convenient when you wanted to start lying about who you were. My oh my does the time frame add up perfectly!!
Done with you. Fuck off. I have no respect for people lying about being servicemen or police officers.
Maybe he just wants to endorse me for my superior trolling skills. And maybe I am that marine who served two tours in Iraq. Maybe I got my nickname Turd Burglestein during my assignments there because I used to kill my enemies, then punch my way through their colon and rip a turd from deep within their bowels and stuff it in the mouth of their decapitated head before taking a picture of it and posting it on my pissed off veteran account on twitter.
Kinda makes you wonder BobnMic…doesn’t it? Could it be that the turdman was even more of a cold blooded killer than Chris Kyle? Not that I’m claiming this to be true or not true since I am not at liberty to discuss any of my prior work experiences because of my security clearances and whatnot.
IF YOU LOOK AT MY LINKEDIN ACCOUNT YOU WILL SEE I AM A 50 YEAR ARMY VET AND A RETIRED POLICE OFFICER IN WORCESTER.. NOT FAKE AT ALL.. ALSO I HAVE MANY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR THE MOUTH HUGS I GIVE. THEY ARE FREE OF CHARGE IF I THINK YOUR CUTE.
Wrong again Fiesty the fake. Wrong. again. And your rationale is all over the place. But that’s ok my dear. I know who or more what I am dealing with regarding to you. You have issues and I am not going to pretend I can diagnose. That is not my field of expertise.
“pissed off veteran account on twitter.” Turd – this was the bases of why I asked you that very question. If it is true dude you should proud of your service and I would be proud of you. And again if it were to be true I would have an entire different opinion of you my friend.
That is what that was all about. Nothing complicated good or bad and I told you that.
“Not that I’m claiming this to be true or not true since I am not at liberty to discuss any of my prior work experiences because of my security clearances and whatnot.”
Utter bullshit from a Turd. Anybody that uses the term “whatnot” lives in a fucking trailer if not a cardboard box.
GUESS AGAIN ASSHAT! IT ISN’T TURD! ALWAYS SO QUICK TO BLAME HIM OF FEISTY FOR THINGS EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE HATES YOU! FUCK OFF BUTT PUPPET
Ya it is shit for brains. I bagged him a few days ago using that same avatar using Turd Burglestein mistakenly in the screen name instead of gaping Anus. Whatever who gives a fuck. Still looking to get in touch with Turd to talk serious about something not bad but good in nature and nothing to do with this stuff. I’m serious.
I think it was that professor M doing the fake impersonations of me…like the dj ones that are pretty funny. Maybe she used thd wrong screen name on her gaping anus account. Or maybe it was someone else. There’s at least 6 other regular users punking you with other accounts. Who knows…maybe it is me. 3
Hey bob…did you know that I’ve been posting linkz on my FB page to the stories here where Feisty & I just decimate you with the title “The Adventures of BobnMic & Turd Burglestein and all my friends have been getting a good laugh out of this too.
I REALLY JUST WANT TO MEET YOU TO GOBBLE ON YOU COCK AND BALLS! THAT’S IT I SWEAR. ILL EVEN WEAR MY FISHNETS NETS UNDER MY DETECTIVE UNIFORM. ONLY THING I WANT TO BUST IS A NUT WHILE I DRINK YOURS DOWN TURD. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR? THIS GIRL JUST WANTS TO PARTY!
AND PLEASE FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH A SUCTION CUP DILDO
He wants to talk to about something that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with anything here. LOLOLOLOL…what? Did you hear that there’s gold in human poop and you want to start up a business mining gold from my burgled turds? You know I can get the good shit and you want in.
Nice try, but you’re not going to make your fortune in life off my sweat equity. You go start your own non-competing business like yodels loads or something and sell your yodeled loads to a fertility clinic or deposit themin the local sperm bank..
Oh and Turd nice try blaming your fuckup the other day on ProfessorM you lying sack of shit. The hovercard said the same as Gaping Anus but had Turd Burglestein as a screen name. You forgot to change your screen avatar you fucking idiot. So who’s the REAL liar now huh? You fucked up so now you’re blaming it on someone else. What a hypocritical assfuck you are.
Nope Bobbie. The Gaping Anus account isn’t Turd and Turd isn’t the Gaping Anus account. I make a fake Turd Burglestein post in here every now and then when I get bored and did mess up the screen name like you said, but that doesn’t mean it’s him. I can put any name on the Gaping Anus account just as long as I use the correct email address for it. And I also did the DJ Turd Burglestein and DJ BobnMic posts too because I thought that you two morons going on about whose music is better was just too funny. Although between the 2 of yous, Turd is a much funnier guy where you’re just a psychopathic shit pickle.
Turd & I used to play this song back in the 80’s when we wanted to clear the dance floor. We’d slow dance together and grind real hard.
Wow ok so that is a lot of effort you put into nothing but being a troll pain in the ass changing around avatars etc. Ever consider contributing something thoughtful? Nah I doubt that with you. So you bust people on liking music huh? What’s up with that? You must have been that kid that got shoved into your locker in High School and this is the end result.
Quote, “Scientists have long known about amusia, a specific impairment in music perception that can be either innate or acquired — for instance, as a result of brain damage.”
Bingo! This IS you my friend!
P.S. DJ BobnTurd – This tune, among a host of others, may describe my current status here in the TBS comment section lol:
https://youtu.be/ljIQo1OHkTI
No bobbie boy, not even close. Butt this song describes you perfectly on TBS.
Ya so what. I like to travel – shoot me:
https://youtu.be/FTQbiNvZqaY
Very good one with the Beck come back. I did laugh as well and bounce my head. Great beat. That’s a good jam. But every once in awhile you just want to say fuck it, forget the hate, and just get up and dance. It being Christmas and all:
https://youtu.be/Rqnw5IfbZOU
Or say fuck it. On to another great vaca at an all inclusive:
https://youtu.be/-1YjmXSyHa8
Maybe a little something semi contemporary that immediately became a classic. My girl from Evanescence:
https://youtu.be/i3MKTm-49uI
My girl Amy Lee at it again. I luv her. You started this DJ Turd:
https://youtu.be/ANbyXGc0z4U?list=RDi3MKTm-49uI
Ooops I meant this from my girl Amy:
https://youtu.be/ANbyXGc0z4U?list=RDi3MKTm-49uI
Damn I will try it one more time then fuck it. My girl Amy and My Immortal:
https://youtu.be/5anLPw0Efmo
Or maybe a little Link Park:
https://youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4
Or if you are having a blue day – switch to Green Day:
https://youtu.be/NUTGr5t3MoY
Or you could tone it down with REAL early 70s funkadelic. With my man Johnny “Guitar” Watson – A real mother for ya:
https://youtu.be/0z-hKprKdII
Or just put down the bong for a minute a get off your ass for some today’s hot dance floor burners:
https://youtu.be/FMjWGnZpog0
Finally you cannot forget my boys from Ireland, my ole’ sod:
https://youtu.be/LHcP4MWABGY
Fiesty wrote – “Done with you. Fuck off.” What do you mean ‘done’ with me? That suggests that there was some sort of a beginning in your fantasy world. Are you kidding me? I am not going to wish that you “DIE” like you so freely express or name call you the “C” word or in fact that use of the word “hate” directed toward you. Fuck no. I’m taking the high road sweety-poo. You do the gutter route. You seem to be very good at that.
You see that is difference between class and scum bucket. Most people of reasonable caution would understand this very basic concept. Why don’t you? Life is a matter of choices you know. You can choose to be a success in life among family, people and career or be a brat loser which is the choice you made. Turn it around. Get some faith in humanity. Be bold and brilliant. You seem to be very smart in some ways yet very stupid in others. Look in the mirror for more than just 2 seconds.
For the love of God, please stop posting shitty music videos. I can take anything but that.