Some Brimfield Flea Bagger Stole This Hand Carved Sign From Rovezzi’s Ristorante That They’ve Had Since Their Business Opened

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This past weekend the Turtleboy family made their inaugural debut at the Brimfield Antique Show, which is basically an overpriced flea market where people sell the garbage that won’t fit in their trailers. It attracts hundreds of thousands of people who flood the small town, and since there aren’t many places to eat in Brimfield a lot of people go to Sturbridge to stuff their face at a place called Rovezzi’s Restaurant. The Italian eatery in the village of Fiskdale has been a staple in the community for a while, but apparently they were disrespected pretty badly by the fleas this weekend:

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13164471_10207602162546218_8008539395316037916_nWhat a bunch of flea bags. This is why we can’t have nice things. Because people suck. He has no idea who did it, but if you had a gun to your head what would you guess – a local, or a flea bagger? Hmmmmmm. I’d probably guess it’s someone associated with the gigantic mobile rummage sale down the street that sells random handcarved signs for $200. That’s just me though. I play the odds.

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In no way, shape or form is this surprising. We’ve seen the clientele down there. I mean, these are people who find value in stuff this:








I mean, we saw one guy was actually selling some kid’s box of trophies:


Free boomerang no longer included!! If this discarded garbage has value at the Brimfield rummage sale, then think of what they could get for a nice hand carved sign like that.

We saw another kid who wanted to buy this clearly broken down scooter, which was on sale for $20 because allegedly it got the gypsy who owned it into town for pizza:


Seems like a trustworthy businessman. Just like this gypsy:


So yea, there’s a better chance of WANDA working a 40 hour week than a local stealing this guy’s sign. It’s possible, but…….nah.

Oh, and can we please stop with stuff like this?

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When are people gonna learn? The Turtlegram doesn’t care. The only thing they wanna write about is Turtleboy and Crazy Ol’ Gordon Davis. If you have a story that you think needs to be told we are the only news outlet you can trust. Come to Turtleboy and we will tell your story. Stop wasting your time contacting the news and the Turtlegram and Gazette.

This guy’s status has been shared over 1,000 times so hopefully it will pop up or someone will see it at the next rummage sale. If you do, then do us all a favor and take a picture of the gypsy selling it and call the police. We’d love to see successful small business get back the one thing they own that money can’t buy.


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25 Comment(s)
  • LLC
    May 28, 2016 at 9:51 am

    How the F are these gypsies going to resell that? “Oh look! A handcrafted sign…let’s Google the origin.” I mean your average junkie isnt looking to redecorate the kitchen.

    I mean by the looks of them they aren’t selling in Sotheby’s international arena.

  • bob
    May 23, 2016 at 5:21 pm

    Excuse me, but isn’t it Mr. Rovezzi’s job to serve the public no matter if it’s a special request? What happened to SERVICE and the customer is right? I guess I will never go to the restaurant as I might have a special request. I agree that any thefts should not have happened, but that is the price to pay for dealing with the public. Maybe because you are in Sturbridge, you have an elitist attitude. Oh poor you, find another job.

    • Indiana
      May 23, 2016 at 6:01 pm

      Bob, is this your attempt at humor? Stealing is not a special request.

      • bob
        May 23, 2016 at 9:58 pm

        No. Reread Rovezzi’s post. As to the sh–head that stole his sign, I hope he falls on it and splits his head open.
        But Mr. Rovezzi talks about how he serviced his customers and handled he unreasonable requests. But isn’t that his job?

  • Prof. Mark Mewurd
    May 21, 2016 at 4:07 pm

    We’ve seen the clientele down there. I mean, these are people who find value in stuff this:

    Overheard @ hadley flea market: “I bought that (rusty, dented white metal cabinet) for 20 dollahs. Going to sell it at brimfield for a hunnerd.”

  • May 20, 2016 at 7:40 am

    Hey cousin,

    Put your address on the next one and you will have a traveling business card. Have some fun and make a new dish called the traveling sign. Offer free meal to whoever brings it back home.

    Love John

  • Stephanie De
    May 19, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    Shit just got real

  • Gracie
    May 19, 2016 at 12:53 pm

    Hey Gang…Gracie is going incognito….Catch me if you can, wabbit.

    • BobnMic
      May 19, 2016 at 3:01 pm

      No need for that Gracie. I get criticized even when I’m not even on here but I hang in there with counter punches to be issued at a later time. Although I disagree with you I respect your right to have an opinion.

  • Jen
    May 18, 2016 at 5:52 pm

    Chris is one of the nicest guys I have ever met. He is truly one of a kind. I hope whoever stole his sign trips and gets a huge splinter stuck in their piss hole.

    • joe bagadonuts
      May 18, 2016 at 9:27 pm

      Jen: did you ever work on Cape Cod?

    • Gypsy
      May 18, 2016 at 9:52 pm

      LOL….me too, Jen.

  • Mike
    May 18, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    how can any business today survive without cameras. It is sad but it is a requirement to protect both your property and against law suits

  • Gracie
    May 18, 2016 at 10:09 am

    Too bad that it happened. It really shouldn’t have. Bunch of scum who do something like that…. I can understand his disappointment and loss of confidence in mankind, but Chris Rovezzi’s Facebook rant was long winded and whiney. Buck up…it’s a SIGN. Not like you guys haven’t had Rovezzi restaurants in other locations that have opened, closed, reopened, etc. All of them had signs too.

    • CM
      May 18, 2016 at 11:39 am

      Gracie, you’re an idiot.

      • joe bagadonuts
        May 18, 2016 at 3:43 pm

        Actually, I think the right term for Gracie is “grade-a Doooooshhhhhhhnozzle.”

        • Wabbitt
          May 18, 2016 at 4:48 pm

          Easier to just stick with cunt.

          • Gracie
            May 18, 2016 at 9:49 pm

            Now…now, Wabbit…Let’s leave your mother out of this. No name calling.
            Love, Gracie.

          • Gracie
            May 19, 2016 at 12:52 pm

            Stick your mother’s cunt, wabbit…like you usually do.

        • Gracie
          May 18, 2016 at 9:45 pm

          Dooooooooshnozzle….That’s original, bag of shit…I mean donuts. Make that one up yourself?

      • Gracie
        May 18, 2016 at 9:43 pm

        Awww so sorry you don’t agree with me, CM. How will I ever sleep tonight?

        • BobnMic
          May 18, 2016 at 10:42 pm

          Gracie that was an uncool thing to say and take it from a guy who the King of uncool things to say…

          • Gracie
            May 19, 2016 at 12:52 pm

            BobnMic….HUH? Are you saying you say uncool things? I actually enjoy some your comments. LOL What was uncool with what I said? “It’s just a sign?”

            I think it’s terrible that the sign got stolen, but I wasn’t the one calling someone an idiot or a cunt. CM, bagadonuts and wabbit did the name calling, yet that’s not uncool? Hmmm…I think they have microagressions against females????

          • Wabbitt
            May 19, 2016 at 3:22 pm

            No, I have regular aggression toward stupid people.

            “It’s just a sign.” Well how about we send some of the Mosaic Mafia to steal your personal property. It’s JUST a television. It’s JUST your grandmother’s jewelry. What’s the big deal, right?

            Guess what – having a vagina doesn’t make you immune to criticism. I was, however, wrong to call you a cunt. You clearly lack the depth and the warmth.

  • Maxito
    May 18, 2016 at 10:03 am

    love these brimfield stories. please go again next time and keep them coming

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