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Mrs. Turtleboy loves to drag Turtleboy to the worst places on earth. Apple picking, Disney World, the Big E, etc. But part of being a good husband means you have to suck it up and go to places you’d rather not spend your weekend at. So in this week’s chapter of Turtleboy Being A Good Husband, we got in the car and made the trip to Brimfield for the only thing that Brimfield is known for – it’s thrice a year antique show, which is basically and overpriced rummage sale of used crap that gypsies don’t want. Join us in our journey…..
First of all, Brimfield isn’t exactly easy to get to….from anywhere. You have to jump on the pike and drive through the center of one of the WORST towns for traffic in Massachusetts – Sturbridge:
FML. Normally once you get through Sturbridge it’s smooth sailing, but not on the weekend of the Brimfield rummage sale. It’s a clusterfuck as my iMachine confirmed. Luckily Turtleboy is crafty like that and we bypassed all the nudniks waiting in line to buy overpriced crap from gypsies:
Then you get to Brimfield and of course the locals do what Agawam’s finest do when the Big E is in town – make you pay to park on their lawns:
As you approach town you are greeted by a never ending sea of people looking to oggle over a bunch of used garbage that no one else wants:
Fun!!!!
I should’ve known it was gonna be a long day when I saw this:
There is nothing worse than people who charge for refills. Nothing. There is a special place in hell for them. Our thoughts on these cheapskates are well documented.
So let’s check out some of the stuff that was on sale this weekend….
There was a plethora of Buddhist heads, because you can never have enough of those in your house
And who wouldn’t wanna hang this poster in their living room?
I know it was hard to pass up this empty bucket of Brimfield grime
And we were VERY tempted to put one half of a lifesize recreation of the ambiguously gay duo in Turtleboy’s man cave
Long before Sports Illustrated was putting 65 year old naked men on the cover of the Swimsuit Issue, they used to have women like Kathy Ireland:
Kids these days will be shocked when they see pictures of models like Kathy Ireland because it looks like she’s actually eaten something in the last 3o days.
We are currently looking to redecorate our deck. Looks like we came to the right place!!!
Shut up and take my money!!!
Be warned, the Brimfield rummage sale is NOT a safe space for the butthurt patrol:
But there are plenty of random statues of short black men staring at your ass
They also have a special on free hugs
Ochocinco jerseys
Mermaid boobs
A wooden image of a dog taking a shit
A Barry Goldwater for President sign
Used sinks
Whatever this stuff is
Tons of wheels
Stolen street signs
“No dumping” signs
Oscar the Grouch trash cans
Old McDonalds playground implements
Lovely formalware for women
Piles of random shit made out of metal
A rusty chain
One of those anvils that was always falling on Wile E. Coyote
A bunch of hanging crap
Empty egg cartons
Whatever these things are
A human bird cage swing
State of the art bikes
And who hasn’t found themselves in the position of saying, “I could really use a unicycle right about now?”
Alf
The world’s largest collection of of empty bottles for resale
Keys that open nothing
The creepiest looking dolls you will ever see
A lifesize blind woman with a sombrero, umbrella, and “rustored salvage” sign
A Carmelo Anthony jersey,
which somehow is considered an antique even though he still plays for the Knicks.
These things
A metal ball covered in rope
This crab
Mrs. Turtleboy said it would be “cliche” if we bought this turtle flowerpot
Lots of things that any normal person would have TONS of space for, such as wooden horses, Indians, bakers, marines, and the blonde version of the Fonz
Cows and mutant kimodo dragons
A carousel horsey
An entire farm of metal livestock
Or some sort of mutant mermaid horse whose hand was eaten by a shark
I know we have PLENTY of room in our house to accomodate those priceless treasures!!
You can also find those addicted to crap cloths you’ve been looking for
And I know Mrs. Turtleboy has been looking for a “Dirty hose is a happy hoe” sign for a while now, and she hasn’t been able to find one since there aren’t any more Spencer Gifts around anymore. Luckily for her the Brimfield rummage sale came through in the clutch
Prices are reasonable. After all, who wouldn’t pay $25 for an empty glass of nothing?
$3400 for a metal dragon
A $50 empty wooden crate
$20 for a filthy used bowl
$2 for a dirty spoon
A $55 decorative door that will never be able to be used as an actual door
$25 discarded chairs from the local VFW
A $10 box of metal box of enchantment and mystery
A $5 wooden horse head for the lawn
$10 for some loser kids’ box of trophies that he got for coming in last place
A $100 ripped and destroyed chair
Be warned – this chair does not come with the unframed picture of a saber toothed tiger eating a mutant warthog.
A $200 metal lawnchair
A $350 ripped apart love seat
And for $50 a piece you can buy some used desks from the 80’s, complete with the carvings of the 1980’s biggest asshole teenagers
This of course was back in the day when we simply ignored morons who put swastikas on things instead of hiring chief diversity officers and mandating sensitivity training for students
Disco sucks. It was true in 1980 and it’s still true now.
We also found Bret Killoran’s desk
And some other fun messages from the 80’s finest
There are also PLENTY of disrobed mannequins
These mannequins will forever haunt Turtleboy’s dreams
If you’re wicked racist and you can’t seem to find any cool racist stuff these days because of the liberal media, then the Brimfield flea market is the place for you because there is no shortage of racist crap you can decorate your trailer with:
This of course is the preferred method of transport of the Brimfield gypsy vendor
But be warned, the gypsies are not easy to bargain with. They don’t care if it’s the last day in town. They’d rather not sell their discarded crap than meet you halfway. For instance, we wanted to buy this Ross Perot for President 1996 sign in between these two lovely trash pickers
The gypsy in charge wanted $10. I offered $5. She countered with $9, final offer. I told her I’d need to get the cash from Mrs. Turtleboy, who was 20 yards away. She said if I left it would go back up to $10. Needless to say there is no Ross Perot sign in our house right now. Although quite frankly America could use a Ross Perot right about now.
In “Ken’s Corner” you can learn how to become a surgeon:
But be warned – Ken drives a hard bargain. This scooter might seem like a useless piece of garbage, but according to Ken he used it to drive himself into town for pizza just yesterday:
$20. Take it or leave it.
They weren’t the only ones who weren’t easily bargained with as these people found out the hard way
Some of the gypsies like to sit around all day doing nothing
But others are more active, including the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2
The gypsy rippin butts next to the red rape van
Tattoo McGee
Big Papa Gypsy
And the gypsy hippies
The best part about the Brimfield trash sale is the people watching. The outfits are phenomenal
You can tell who the Brimfield crap sale veterans are because they’re hauling their bounty around in a cart they brought from home
The novices are also quite noticeable
Rookie.
And lastly, you know the Golden Rule of the Brimfield Antique Show
There’s a LOT of gypsy love making going on in that trailer, you can count on that!!!
Anyway, it was a long day. We probably only saw a small fraction of the used crap, so we probably missed a lot of amazing treasures. Feel free to post pictures on the Facebook page or tweet them at us if we you’ve found something even more amazing at this gypsy festival.
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80 Comment(s)
thousands of people come from all over i know one dealer that made 6000 in one day and everyday after make around the same thing so please dont say its junk
and another thing thousands of people come here from all over other countries and states how can this be that bad when thousands of people show up and the vendors make thousands of dollars hahahaha jokes on you i made 11000 dollars in one show and i still have 2 more hehe so have a nice fucking trip to no where because your job requires you to sit here on a computer to judge others real nice
you should be ashamed of yourself and these pictures are from a year ago you sit behind your computer judging others on what they are selling or wearing if someone was to take a picture of you or your junk and post a big page on their website how would that make you feel GOD BLESS YOU…. i sincerely hope you get a life and not one that judges other people and what they consider fun or nice things one mans trash is anothers treasure uugg your a disgusting human being they have a special place in hell for you
Those 80s desks are fakes! Not a single Stussy S…
Brimfield is Websta, Spensa and Southbridge all rolled out onto the side of the road.
It’s more of a social thing. Do you believe these people are thinking “WOW if I sell that R2D2 salt shaker for $0.50 I just may be profiled on ‘Lifestyles of the rich and famous”.
This place is nothing but a dump! They don’t even have transgeder portapotties! Good news is my internet girlfriend is back……..I love you Fiesty. So suck it to the posters who didn’t believe I have a web girlfriend!
Listen man I don’t know what you have against me and no idea what happened when I was gone, but let me make something clear. I am happily married. I come here and read articles, and shoot the shit. People joke with me in a flirty way, but never crossed the line so it’s fine, it’s funny. I have no vested interest in meeting anyone here, not because I’m some stuck up bitch but because, ding ding… I’m married.
I’m sorry that blogs have been spammed here, but It’s not my fault. It’s hard for me to be polite and ask someone to be easy especially when the person is nice. He doesn’t seem to be doing it anymore, so give it a rest.
It’s unfair that I’m being targeted for someone else’s behavior.
All is said, all is done. Adios.
This little weenie is all up in my shit now. And he/she comes on here in many other names as well. A real obsessed stalking freak of nature to say the least. What problem he/she has with either you, me or whoever is a total mystery. Just an asshole doing asshole’s work. If you don’t see the Bahama avatar then it is not me.
Ever since that U.Mass article shit got all sorts of weird in here. I know their game and their mission. I thought that when you were in college you had to study and work part time? Not now obviously so I guess that’s it. Summer break so let’s fuck with Turtleboy and his riders.
Hate to break it to ya, Bob, but not all of your critics are college-aged SJW’s. Just normal people who have grown tired of your shtick.
And exactly what shtick is that fucknuts? Give me just one example of what I do on here that makes you get a fucking boo boo face my delicate widdle cream puff?
One fucking example I am begging you!
Just what I thought. You can not come up one can you shit for brains? You and yours just crack me up. It just confirms that the 20s and early 30s somethings these days (some not all) are just a bunch on whiny, me me me me, fucking pussies that life will eat up and spit out. Or shit out.
I laugh but sometimes I really feel bad for you. But like I said before – Once that fucking bum at Lincoln Square retires and moves to the tropics for some fun in the sun he’ll need a replacement. And when that happens my friend your name is written all over it. So be progressive. Use a chalk board.
LOL, Bob, there is no “reply” option available so I’ll reply to my own comment for you. An example of your shtick is:
“And exactly what shtick is that fucknuts? Give me just one example of what I do on here that makes you get a fucking boo boo face my delicate widdle cream puff?”
Or:
“I had to retire my man Taz because a little pesky SJW fucknut copied it, came on here and started shit with everybody. After a while you can tell the difference though because those that know me know that is just not my bag baby as Austin Powers would say.”
But my favorite might just be:
Agh! I can’t find it but it was the one where you were telling us you were going to make us shit our pants by using your mean words on us.
This one is pretty good too:
“This will not stop unless you apologize shit head. You not only just offended me (which really I do not care about) but it’s the bashing of a woman with strong opinions and beliefs part that gets me. It’s 2016 motherfucker. Get it together already. My barnacle face planted on her ass. You really are an asshole aren’t you. And fuck you too boy penis. Nice fucking name by the way. At least the name ‘Wabbitt’ is somewhat normal although he is not. The fucking loser count is mounting on here…”
LOL, what the hell does, “My barnacle face planted on her ass” mean?
Your best ones are the ones you post at 3:00 in the morning.
Well enjoy the show then there snapper head and stop bitchin’ there “Bob’sNuts.” I know I am fucking nuts. Tell me something new already. Jezzzze. What the fuck.
And everybody knows this to be true to as well anyway. So what in the flying fuck of all of the flying fucks on this green earth are you talking and bitching about. You sensitive widdle pudding cake you.
Oh that’s right – nothing. Granted you did copy and paste some of my better rebuttals but your point is what again? I so forgot so sorry delicate flower.
Plus there’s Bob’sNuts. Give me something to work with here already. You quote my shit verbatim via copy and paste but you make no point. What is exactly your point cupcake? Do you have one? I can take it. What the fuck is it?
Just what I thought. None. And so we all move on with thinned skinned pinheads bringing up the rear or taking over Lincoln Square when the current bum retires and moves to the tropics with literally signs of the sorrow of tomorrow from Bob’sNuts. Come on kids get it fucking together will you. You are embarrassing your parents already.
“It’s unfair that I’m being targeted for someone else’s behavior.” Not loving this line either at all Fiesty. I know where that was directed. Look, I went all out and went to bat for you. Made a ton of enemies. I’m not in love with you. I am happily married just like you are. But I stood up and defended you when you were down and being kicked around by some serious fucking shitfuck assholes on here.
Plus I hated that whole pick on a woman thing that was going on too prior and during your hospitalization. Very very not into that and I could not and can not sit still while that happend. And so you have a woman fighting for her life so I got just got a little crazy with all of this assholeness. If that’s even a word. I’ll admit it. I did it. Some people on here now hate the my fucking guts forever because I unleased with fire.
And boy oh boy did I unleash. I think I even scared myself. But currently back to normal. Just had to get that one off of my chest and get healthy you.
And would I do it again? Well um let me ponder and reflect about the “feelings” out there that I disrupted and of those oh so sad doing thumbs down coupled with boo boo faces.
Answer: YOU BET YOUR FUCKING ASS I WOULD!
typos typos i know. sorry.
Jeez Bob, I hate to point this out, but… For the last week you have been claiming that all that behavior was not you, that someone stole your taz guy and did that… Remember ? That’s why you changed your picture?? Look, I am not starting shit with you, I don’t want a million rebuttals, I just want to say, sometimes you go overboard, and, like in the case with wabbit, whose original Sam and Diane comment was supposed to be FUNNY, not an insult, but just a friendly jab, then you went all fucking psycho on him and then, for two whole weeks everyone tried to tell you, and you just kept going wild…. Now, fiesty comes back, and because everybody is sick of it, they start down voting everything she says. You can’t understand that might upset her a little bit? No one is targeting you…. Basically we ALL are trying to say, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!
The real kicker here is… EVERY ONE OF US KNEW THAT YOUR STOLEN PIC STORY WAS BULLSHIT…. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US… but we were all willing to swallow that bullshit as long as you STOPPED!!!!! And yet, here you are again…..
ProfessorM – Anytime you want to give it a rest will be fine with me. And the stolen taz thing was for real otherwise why would I change it? Now you are calling me a liar? Boy these trolls really got to you it seems. Nice job staying strong. That will never happen to me. I’m counting at least 3 BobnMic imposters on here currently. Easier to identify who is who because of my original avatar.
Did I start this whole internet girlfriend thing? Answer, no. Did I take offense to it? Answer, Yup. Many people can not handle criticism that is raw and edgy. I just didn’t think you were one those but I guess I was mistaken. Oh well. I’ll still have my fun and you and yours can get all butthurt then go crawl under a rock.
Nice job changing your avatar to the one I use. What are you up to ProfessorM huh? Are you the one that did it the first time? This not a good look for you but if you decide to come on here as me with my new avatar and fuck with people then we will all know that it is ProfessorM.
Obviously Bob, because I would be posting as myself…. Once again, you are proving yourself to be a jackass. 🙂
So why pick one my personal photographs of a vacation that I went on for you to use? Nobody does that. It’s weird/creepy and frankly disturbing. I don’t get it. And how do you do it? You are definitely the last clown that copied my Taz I am certain of that now no doubt.
I had no fucking clue who was doing that and of all the commenters on here I would’ve never guessed it was you. By you are good real good at what you do. Are you obsessed or something? Get a fucking life will you? My God. You’re a freaky creep!
You are so busted ProfessorM and the other names you come here as. Sooner or later it’s inevitable that fuck ups like you get caught. What comes around goes around.
You don’t take someone else’s personal picture and use it for your own especially without permission. This is something everybody knows. Seriously – what is your deal?
Oh yeah Bob, I definitely care enough to stalk you…. BWAHAHAHA! You fucking jack assed…. It’s truly not my fault that you have zero technology intelligence. ANYONE can copy your stupid fucking picture. I’m not the one stalking you… But you can believe anything you want. It’s really hard for you to grasp that ten different people are sick of your shit, so they ARE ALL DOING IT. I know, I know… But your such a likable guy, right? Why don’t you head back to your imaginary home in the Bahamas, since we have upset you so much?
Oh yeah… Ps…… I am not the one who is stalking you… BUT, I can now see why they are…. It truly is fun 🙂
Ok #1 -Lose my personal family photo. That is beyond being a fucking asshole and all sorts of weird. You sick fuck. Don’t worry I won’t use the “C” word toward you but damn you make it hard not to. But I won’t.
Ok #2 – And you speak of “We.” We this and we that. What in the flying fuck of all flying fucks exactly do you represent and for that matter what in the flying fuck does ProfessorM mean? Are an expert on “Mad Cow Disease? or something”
Dance with the devil this is what you get. So go fuck yourself you cheap little nothing bag of nothing. You deserve all of this you fraudulent piece of shit.
See this is what happens when assholes get busted like good ole’ ProfessorM. She writes, “ANYONE can copy your stupid fucking picture. I’m not the one stalking you.”
She admits its. She actually admits being a fucking stalker. Fucking wow. Straight from the bowels of SJW land and for awhile being disguised as one the true Turtle riders.
Holy shit we riders have some work to do to out these fuckers. Fuck you ProfessorM, fuck you.
Ten different people starting with who besides you? You crack me up and I still can’t make misogynist comments other than you are just a regular asshole period. I don’t know ProfessorM – where and when is this going to end? You tell me sense you started this absolute whole fucking nonsense.
Dance with a Devil and the Devil strikes back. At least this Devil will end it when the aggressor wants to and decides to. If not then fasten your seat belts. You want to keep it going? Go right the flying fuck ahead.
Be an asshole. I will double-down on that.
Hey ProfessorM – How do like your avatar of a picture and of me, my wife and family spent on vacation last month albeit just the surroundings in that photo. How totally fucked up are you already? You are one crazy woman. You redefine obsession.
Please leave me the fuck alone. Go away. I do not want to deal with you anymore.
No no no no I take it all back. Bring it on. I will fuck with you stupid little delicate buttercup until you cry. And sadly I will not feel bad. And then I will feel bad.
BobnMic, please just stop. It is unbelievably tiresome. And it spoils things for the rest of us that just want to laugh and enjoy.
TB you need to get out more. A boat anchor is not an anvil. A female minotaur is not a mermaid.
That’s not a Minotaur. No such thing as a female minotaur as a Minotaur is a bull (ie male) of the species and would have horns. It is a Merhorse at best. You could call it a Megasus but it would need wings.
The Scamfield Flea Market is the worst collection of junk anywhere within 1000 miles of here.
No it couldn’t be a merhorse. Mer means sea, as in the French song La Mer. You would know the tune as Beyond the Sea. Mermaid = Seamaid.
A minotaur has the body of a man and the head of a bull. A bull headed man. Hmmmm.
The mythological creature the not a mermaid takes after is a centaur. A female centaur would be called a centauride or centauress.
Ok so I am the worlds worst rapper.
Retirement is real close. Please don’t steal my idea. I’m opening up an “Antiques made while you wait” business. Stupid poodles who shop in Brimfield wouldn’t know the difference.
Franchises, $1.99 each.
Just remember turtleboy and turtle riders. One man’s junk, is another man’s treasure.
Man I make sure with all the positive energy on this planet that my junk is ripe and up for any fight. Down with it and ready and ready to get with it. Everybody say “Yeeaaallllllllllllllll.”
Not true. One man’s junk is still junk. Just some morons are willing to pay for it.
All this shit is the stuff they saved up from the Grafton St Goodwill box. A whole years worth. Priceless collection. Where was the vintage VHS porn tapes from the 80’s?
Those VHS tapes were even too hairy for Brimfield.
Always remember- if there’s grass on the lawn, play ball.
Mary, Mary quite contrary……
Trim that bush it’s so damn hairy – WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Welcome back fiestylaywerlady. Hope your doing well. Many people have been worried about you.
I want an anvil,and if I ever come across a real one I will buy it. They have cheap ones at harbor freight,but I’d be afraid to hit it with a hammer. Anvil=cool. Fiesty,is that really you?
Fiesty show him how to do it. Or I will if you want to. Reddog is a good man. Very much a cool dude. Like all one here but a small few. Very small…
Meant to say, “Like all commenters on here but for a very small few.” Reddog gets my vote all the way. He is a friend. And congrats to you Reddog for being such a very cool dude. Love to read your stuff.
It’s me! I am all set and ready to live life from a fresh start! I may go home tomorrow or Tuesday the latest. Thanks for asking Reddog!
I also go to flea markets for those cheap Chinese slippers that break after 2 uses lol… Forgot about those gems!
How are you feeling my sister? What you went through is very very much of a big deal. And if the fuckheads out there in fuckhead land that hate me asking about your well being then fuck them. Fuck all of them. They obviously do not have friends.
Just get better, go home to your husband and your child, be healthy and happy and live long. You’re such a great kid and I luv ya alot. BobnMic.
Ok
I’m home, thanks! Life is good. Also, let it all go and keep calm… life is too beautiful to be ruined by the small things!
“Let it all go keep calm” will never fucking happen. Ever. I know what you have been through and I understand your current philosophy but I consider that line as bad advise. That will never ever happen. I am a fighter, have been forever. I never give in and it only gets worse for those that want to dance with a devil.
I love my friends on here, you included, and in real life but if someone wants to challenge me then bring it on but be good at it. Be very motherfucking good at it. Because wimpy shit is so unbelievably easy to deflect and deflate. Peace out. Mic dropped squealed noise.
Nice birthday present on the 15th. Thank you. Fiesty is up and running a very good thing. And I am older. A very bad thing. There is good and there is bad.
Good to hear all is well!
Thank you!
Almost better than the Big E. Almost.
I won’t lie, I enjoy going to flea markets just to see the unique junk. Those pots were disgusting, I really want to meet the woman who thinks she can bring those to new again…lol. I like Big E because of the food! Also, anyone here familiar with the indoor flea market on Rte. 9 in Shrewsbury…. it’s like an episode of the twilight zone because every vendor sells the same things lol.
Did the Red Rape Van have a tear stained mattress and a candy bowl in the back? Never went to the Brimfield Garbage Festival before and after looking at those photos and those people I never will.
I love the outfit the woman(?) with the Cumbies Chug Jug is wearing. I think she was digging a piece of wax from her ear to fling it at Turtleboy for taking her picture. Is that a genital wart on her lip or a stud? I’m betting she’s there looking for two things, a new outfit and a hair brush.
I also see a couple of Amherst SJW’s pushing a strolling around.
You definitely should go at least once. I realize the pics are daunting, but it is a good time – the people watching experience is top notch ( and I say that after being to Walmart in in southwestern PA), some vendors really do have incredible antiques and vintage items that have more character and history than any Home Goods could even attempt to match, and, finally, there is some halfway decent eats you can find. But yes, there is plenty of dirty crap and individuals who will make you feel dirty – but it’s a fun experience, to me anyway. My husband and I play a game of “guess-who’s-from-Brooklyn-buying-home-decor-for-new-apartment”.
But, to each their own – here’s one vote in favor of.
I actually work in that area, and every year I forget one of the times the flea market has started. As it slowly dawns on me (from the amount of Uhauls and Vermont plates on route 20) I feel a sense of panic rising…. I crawl through the center of Brimfield watching grown men and women running down the sides of the road at 5:30 in the morning…..their attire not complete without either flashlights/headlamps, carts and/or macrame hobo bags thrown over their shoulders, trying to get to the first booth that might open early. The only thing you can hear reverberating in my car is an endless string of phrases punctuated with the words “F$&!” and “morons!!”, all the while berating myself for not taking the Pike.
where was the “Wiley Coyote anvil”??? I looked over the entire picture but could only see a boat anchor….haha
For an amphibian, Turtleboy clearly isn’t very nautical.
wtf turtleboy?! i KNOW it was you that gave me the ‘thumbs down’ for calling out your “anchor/anvil” blunder. Have a little class and at least give some cheeky comment.
i wanna know tho…did u seriously think it was an anvil?? or was it just a mistake. Cause the two arent really interchangable in any way. There’s no way it could’ve been a mistake actually…because all the anchors used in Road Runner cartoons were the old timey, outline of an ass, anchors (like when Wiley would get dropped off a cliff or something.)
Sorry to bust your shell so much over this one…but come on. An anvil??? seriously?!?
PS: good call Wabbit!
Jon you am da man!
3rd comment called out the anchor. No thumbs down. Someone just doesn’t like you.
Not going to lie…. If the birdcage swing was under 25 bucks, I probably would have bought it….. Lol
more like 2500
STOP BUYING THAT SHIT
So ok I go to one of these fucking places and I come across a fucking buttock lifting device panty for women. Used. For 9 bucks. Ok who in the flying fuck of all flying fucks is going to buy this? And also a fucking plastic combination key lock that also makes fucking waffles? Used for 11 bucks?
How about a used flannel shirt that sings religious songs when you pull on it’s fucking collar for 8 bucks? And for heaven’s sakes do not ever ask for change for a $100.00 bill.
Jesus Bob, all I was thinking was it would have made a nice planter for morning glories, for fucks sake! Lmao…
I know ProfessorM – I get what you are saying. But I was looking for a rubber kitchen with a rubber refrigerator that makes barking noises like a dog for protective purposes. And for goodness sake I was venturing in the rubber section of the flee market for a leather football helmet so I can run full speed into my neighbors front door head first because her dogs are so unbelievably fucking loud! It worked. I have a headache. It’s quiet now.
I’m all about making statements.
Coon chicken inn was a chain of 4 restaurants from 1925 until the 50s. I ran across this place years ago when I found a picture of their rare model A town car delivery.
Also the anvil pic is actually an anchor. Anvils are actually prized and expensive.
But here’s hoping Turtleboy found his safe space before needing years of therapy.
Coon Chicken Inn is going to be the new food service vendor at Hampshire College in the fall.
Oh Kathy Ireland… that takes me back to when I first started coming into my own. So to speak.
Also, I’m pretty sure that twenty dollar dirty bowl is a bunt cake pan. Whatevs – you can get a new, clean pan for less than that.
I could have used that Kathy Ireland SI issue. Wait, I did.
Bundt
Hey, at least I knew it wasn’t a bowl.
Looks almost as much fun as a Walmart on black Friday
$3,400 for a rusted metal dragon? WTF? $3400 should take both sides of Rte. 20!