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Sorry Guys – SSTG Got The Middleborough Thai Rub And Tug Shut Down By The Cops

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Last week I wrote this short little blog about what certainly appeared to be the least discreet underground rub and tug of all time in Middleborough:

I mean, come on guys. Hot therapist women? Regular shower room? New cute? Fun? Could you possibly be more obvious? Number one rule of rub and tugs – don’t talk about the rub and tugs. And this is the exact opposite of that. Looks like I won’t be getting Mr. Turtlegirl that gift certificate after all.

Anyway, this just happened:


Sorry guys!! Looks like you’re gonna have to have sex with your wives or bust out the laptop again. My bad. If it makes you feel better the girl in there probably live in cages and came here in a crate. So you might not get your meat popsicle shined up, but at least you can rest easy knowing you didn’t get arrested for partaking in sex slavery.

14 Comment(s)
  • Another Rat
    March 28, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    SSTG ratting out the competition?

  • TJB
    March 28, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    Come on now…”The investigation began as a result of numerous citizen complaints over the past few weeks,” I don’t believe that for one second. The only complaint would be not finishing the job. There’s no crime, and no “victim”. There are murderers, heroin dealers, robbery and rapists at large; but let’s concentrate on the rub & tug.

  • Hairy Clam
    March 28, 2018 at 11:56 am

    I only went there for the warm towels and little bottle of water they give you

  • Randy
    March 28, 2018 at 11:09 am

    Thanks asshole, now I have to be nice to my wife.

  • John Rubbentugh
    March 28, 2018 at 9:18 am

    All massage parlors are fronts for light prostitution. With the exception of places in the airport, or national chains, any place that only offers massage also offers some manner of sex for money.

    I’m not saying this to be judgmental, if they’re out of the way and it doesn’t bother the neighbors, I don’t care what anybody wants to do behind closed doors. But, its definitely a widespread, casually accepted thing all over the country. Every town’s got one, or many, I suppose they’re only disruptive to the extent that they upset the community.

  • Rick Shaw
    March 28, 2018 at 8:27 am

    The cops busted the place when Leigha Genduso was in the for a job interview.

  • TortugaNino
    March 28, 2018 at 8:27 am

    I’m just surprised this wasn’t a “months long” investigation. If they gave a proper tug I’m sure the charges wouldn’t have been filed nearly as quickly.

  • vicxh
    March 28, 2018 at 7:59 am

    I am sure the cops themselves were getting rub and tugged. Must have been someone on the force who could not climax who shut them down. I swear I saw Col Risteen and the whole of Troop E there (while they were on clock collecting their passport overtime detail).
    Also someone tells me Leigha is looking for a new job there…

  • Richard Hertz from Holden
    March 28, 2018 at 7:56 am

    Yes, but just like cockroaches, two more will open up in its place. Maybe even this one will reopen under a ‘new name’.

    There was one in Florida that got raided, then reopened.

    New signs in the lobby. Stating that no inappropriate behavior will be tolerated and it will be reported to the police.

    Thank goodness for the sign being written in English, the pretty Asian staffs couldn’t read a word…

  • EmfnT
    March 28, 2018 at 7:14 am

    This is why we can’t have nice things. Thanks a lot, SSTG!

    • vicxh
      March 28, 2018 at 8:00 am

      Hey SSTG, got any pics lol?

  • ICANADMITWHENIAMWRONGWAYTHE FUCKOFFONTHATONE
    March 28, 2018 at 2:32 am

    I can admit when I am wrong. Sticks nail into temple. SSTG was right, I will heed SSTG intuition next time. Signed, Idiot concerned about local small business – Guess she was soooooo horny

  • #whopolicesthepolice?
    March 28, 2018 at 1:58 am

    How much you wanna bet the cops knew about this place long before the article and some even used it and they turned a blind eye because it was a spot to hit on duty without being found out. We already know the super troopers are corrupt, how deep is that rabbit hole gonna go, you can count of most if not 75% of the locals doing the same thing, they stick together. I support Law enforcement too, just not untrustworthy, greedy, law breaking criminals that pose as officers. 

    • Red Auerbach
      March 28, 2018 at 9:40 am

      Any adult with a functioning brain understands what’s going on in these places, but it’s shameful to the community to report busts. It might be even be better for property values to have a quiet rub and tug in a nondescript building in your neighborhood than to have reports of prostitution arrests just down the road.

      Also, if the cops received the service free of charge, is that still prostitution, or just small business supporting the boys in blue?

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