Here’s your Turtleboy fan mail of the day from a woman named Melanie McCloud, who I apparently blogged about last month.
The most fucked up part about my job is that 90% of the time when I get a message like this I have no idea what blog they were featured in. They all just kind of become one gigantic ratchet crockpot together. But the context clues helped out a little
- I have a problem with pregnant women escaping domestic violence
- She’s contacted attorneys in the “Wortchester” who will be “defending” her (as a plaintiff) in court, simply out spite because they don’t like me
- Failure to remove the blog about her will result in her and I meeting in court for “lying against me”
- I concocted the blog about her in my alien brain
- She can make my life bad
- I am messing with the wrong white girl
- She sounds like she’s attempting to blackmail me by threatening to reveal messages I allegedly sent her soliciting noodz for cash if I do not remove the blog
- I am in danger of facing federal charges for using her images from Facebook without her permission, which has caused her damages in the form of embarrassment
After searching for her name on Turtleboy I realized that I was dealing with a woman with the TB name Sour Cream and Bunyan. She was scamming groups all across the country, claiming to be pregnant and on the run from her allegedly abusive husband Rick Salad Toss, who she stayed loyal to during his incarceration.
So yea, I’m basically fucked guys. I had a really good, but I did not expect to run into this legal genius and her army of spiteful Wortchester attorneys licking their lips to take everything I own in federal court. I have met my match, and her name is Sour Cream and Bunyan.
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44 Comment(s)
My name is Jessica Simpson. I’m a advocate for abused women. I’m working with melanie. who is pregnant homeless and every part of this story true. As she left her abuser due to broken ribs jaw several broken bones, hes shot her , stabbed her etc, as her advocate and counselor I suggested she post in different groups as to her hometown why?? Because he can see her posts meet up with her etc. In which was the case of why she posted outside her community. So while this man fights to publicly shame this poor innocent girl, give up her whereabouts, put her life in jeopardy I’m fighting to keep her safe in a underground type setting for abused women. We help them flee very dangerous situations. While her situation is very dangerous she was found twice once because of turtle bomber. So yes I am making sure she brings a lawsuit against turtleboy as he is putting her life at further risk, publicly shaming a innocent person, to where she cant get help because of his posts. Does anyone know how hard it is to leave a abuser for women. To go from everything to nothing. She came to us with nothing the clothes on her back. So if shes at fault for needing help. Shame on the community God bless everyone during this difficult time. I’m fighting for womens rights.
How large is your penis?
lay down with silverbacks,wake up with a jaw like Chara
Number of court cases she will bring against TB – 0
Number of courts brave enough to hear Trumps voter fraud evidence – 0
Number of court hearings for “Deflategate” – 2 ( that I could find, not counting league appeal)
I’m amazed she could ever determine she’s pregnant. I mean, we certainly can’t, looking at those photos.
Threatening court action isn’t blackmail, moron.
Threatening him with false sexual harassment allegations if he doesn’t take down the blog is most definitely blackmail. MORON.
It definitely isn’t blackmail etc. He runs these people’s lives with his post. I know this young lady. She was stabbed shot broken ribs jaw etc she is homeless and pregnant escaping domestic violence situation. He put her in jeopardy she had to move fr ok m state to state because turtle power posted her buisness. I for one cant wait til his scummy page is removed. Please sign the petition they have to remove him. He shames innocent people because hes judgemental
It definitely i’s blackmail etc. He runs these people’s lives with his post. I know this young lady. She was stabbed shot broken ribs jaw etc she is homeless and pregnant escaping domestic violence situation. He put her in jeopardy she had to move fr ok m state to state because turtle power posted her buisness. I for one cant wait til his scummy page is removed. Please sign the petition they have to remove him. He shames innocent people because hes judgemental hes turtle scum everyone who hates this man sign the petition to have him removed banned taken down bye bye turtle scum
Hahahahahahahahaahhaah Baaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah ect. Hey ” Jessica Simpson ” singer movie star ,personal saviour of sour cream and bunyans ect.. Your posts and writing styles ect. are very similar to if not identical ect tos bunyans writing style posts ect. Did you two ladies graduate from the same hard knocks school ect?
Melanie had a 95 lb mole remove from her ass!
Oh and I heard you ralphie suffer from little dick syndrome. I heard your taking enhancements etc to try to make it grow. Its smaller than a cocktail weiner
She got the fever
Any link to the pregnant porn? Love that stuff.
Thanks
I may be crazy, but at least I am not as dumb as TB posting soft porn on his pages.
When his web host services pulls his pages, he is going to cry about big business trying to silence him.
He is like that cop that was teaching a gun training course and shot himself in the foot.
Can’t make this up fox. Love it!
It definitely is blackmail etc. He runs these people’s lives with his post. I know this young lady. She was stabbed shot broken ribs jaw etc she is homeless and pregnant escaping domestic violence situation. He put her in jeopardy she had to move fr ok m state to state because turtle power posted her buisness. I for one cant wait til his scummy page is removed. Please sign the petition they have to remove him. He shames innocent people because hes judgemental I cant wait til they take this scum bag down bye bye turtle shit turtle scum turtle dumb dumb
Ah shit, man! She gonna sue your ass for liebelslander and be rolling in Cheetos and 4Loko for life!
Do they clone this type, more and more on the planet daily.
They’re always fat! Why are the white trash scuz buckets always fat? They’re always crying poverty yet somehow they manage to eat $400 worth of food a week and still have money left over for tattoos, piercings, cigarettes, drugs and booze.
rumor has it, she drives a 4×4 cuz she would need a 4wd to haul that fat ass around . .
Just another day in Ratchet Paradise. Fat Disgusting White Chic the looks like a Whale, Internet Panhandling for money. Black boyfriend gets out of Prison after three years and doesn’t believe he knocked her up five months ago. Now she wants more free everything because he’s mad. Imagine she found 2 different Brothers to Fuck that Giant Whale body
Imagine your momma made such a stupid person like yourself. I heard when you were born you were so ugly the dr slapped yo momma. So u got more white n blk jokes ya prejudice pos
I’m taking you to fucking court! When I scrolled down that tongue pierced picture my dog saw that and just threw up in my lap. Christ! these pants are new. You got any idea what hour old digested alpo smells like. You Fuck!
coalburner
If she did send nudes… they’d be panoramic.
Scratch and sniff. Then smash your own face with a brick for doing it
My ex looked just like her, she was a welfare slob too and I was only fucking her for a free place to stay when I was going through tough times. I thought I had it made, but then I noticed she had a sour milk stench that used to waft from her crotch every time she took her pants off, it would literally fill the whole room and make me puke in my mouth. Then every time I went down on her I would get bumpy rashes all around my lips. I quickly realized it would just be a lot easier to get a job.
Said no nog ever.
That lawsuits gonna go far, how the fuck is she gonna pay for an attorney unless he is doing Pro Bono? Im glad turtleboy is getting back to exposing Pig Bitches!!! Oink oink! I’ll sue you! Oink oink! I eat Ho Ho’s by the gross!
I’ve taken the case. I’ve got a thing for fat, disgusting, sweaty, hideous, skanky coalburners. She’s paying me off with a lifetime supply of those pregnant noodz.
Running a gypsy business out of your basement isn’t a job its just you copying Alex jones.
Just turned off NECN after seeing a story about people going the GFM route because the federal government won’t take care of an Americans ” basic needs “. Guard your money people it’s just getting started.
Comment section has been gold lately.
Injuns doing a war dance over some hood rat armed robbery gone wrong, , SJW/teachers kvetching and hissy fitting and the regulars doing what they do. Plus, at least 3 spic tormentors.
BTW, fuck that fat mud shark skank.
Stock up on ammo kids!
How’d those court cases go last week?
If I was Black I wouldn’t let anybody fucking say that word around me at all
White fucking fat piece of shit like this should not use that word at all I mean at all
Her guy should buy a 10lbs ham,pull the bone out of it and start tapping it.
Far less drama and probably smells and tastes better.
Jee-zus! I bet she could suck the soul out of a mummy with that cock-tickler!
I would pay her not to send me Noodz.
For the first time, I feel sorry for the black guy in this interspecies relationship that the media is trying to convince us is normal.
She has arms like Vince Wilfork.
Does her toilet lid have a courage tattoo on it?
She contacted lawyerS? Plural? Did she put together a new dream team? If she had just one lawyer who agreed to take the case, the first thing he/she would do is to tell her to STFU.
I don’t think she likes sausage
To all you skags and chuds that become turtleboy stories: as long as you’re alive it’s not too late to change your ways. I wasted my entire life drinking underage, doing drugs, and having unprotected sex. I died as a trashy pregnant teen in Florida. Repent and change before it’s too late!!!
There is so much wrong about that oral sex cartoon.Who ever created it
needs to have their crawl space and hard drive searched A.S.A.P.