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Southbridge Hippie Who Sells Roadkill Fur Has Declared War On “Pussy” Turtleboy

 

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A couple days ago we wrote about this Southbridge lately who literally takes road kill, skins it, and sells it as fur.

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Her name is Pamela Paquin and she’s a social justice warrior who also has a teepee in her backyard that she rents out on AirBnB. She first came to our attention when she started defending the rights of drug dealers not to have their pictures posted on the Southbridge PD Facebook page.

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So we just kind of assumed that she was a harmless but out of touch, earthy crunchy granola eating SJW. Plus we gave her business free advertising so we figured she had no beef with Turtleboy. But based on her recent behavior it appears as if Turtleboy has made her shed her pacifist hippie tendencies and declare all out war on TB. Here’s a message she sent us yesterday:

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Don’t worry Pamela, Turtleboy wasn’t planning on coming anywhere near your roadkill processing plant. The only time I think we’ll ever run into each other is if the Turtleboy family hits a possum, your roadkill radar goes off, and you get there before Mass Highway.

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Wait, she’s taping Turtleboy now? Is that what she means? These messages all came within minutes of each other. Apparently she was expecting the college kid who runs our social media to put down his Keystone and engage with this clearly mentally stable woman.

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Wow, she’s got quite the potty mouth for someone for someone who seems so chill from her Airbnb ad.

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Yea, so this all happened within 15 minutes. She’s apparently being blocked because Facebook recognizes spam, and when you post Clive McFarlane and all the other butthurts who have written lies about Turtleboy Sports a million times in a row, Facebook puts your comments in the grays.

Anyway Pamela, we wish you nothing but the best girl. I’m on my way out right now, but I’ll try to hit a raccoon or at least a couple squirrels for ya while I’m out. As a sign of good faith I will give it to you for free and we can split the profits. We look forward to hearing from you in the future, and we hope your customers won’t be turned off by your liberal use of the word “pussy.” God bless.

 

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24 Comment(s)
  • Lost a cat
    June 27, 2016 at 12:14 pm

    Have the animals beed tested for rabies prior to her handling them. Wheres the health board

  • RoadKill RoadHouse
    June 26, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Don’t . Poke. A Redhead! (Except in the good way, of course).

    • Love, Me
      June 27, 2016 at 10:14 am

      She’s not a redhead…except maybe out of a bottle, and that’s an insult to the true gingers of the world

  • Racoon hat
    June 26, 2016 at 11:50 am

    I thought this blog was about sports? I guess Ray Bourque getting busted for drinking and driving with a dash of tailgating and road rage isn’t as popular as chipmunk ear rings.

  • Joe Max
    June 26, 2016 at 10:46 am

    She’s basically a immature poseur kid to start with. It doesn’t take long for her type to unravel. As a true poseur, she can’t help to drop the facade. Then the negative-rhetoric starts, laced with violence, threats, etc. All pretty much expected now, but when one sees a young woman go on a downward-spiral. It’s still sad in one way, maybe more pitiful too !

  • Lightning bug
    June 26, 2016 at 8:04 am

    I’m thinking that the Board of Health may be visiting soon.

    • Taxtime
      June 26, 2016 at 11:03 am

      IRS and the state tax dept. too. Since, she’s doing the AirBnB thing. Would bet she’s not reporting her earned income from it. Would be sad if someone notified the IRS ?

  • Steven Stover
    June 25, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    From her hardened face I bet she has seen more penis than a Jewish pediatrician.

  • Willy Woo
    June 25, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    I’d STILL hit it (pun STILL intended).

  • Shackleford
    June 25, 2016 at 6:30 pm

    This chick would be a demon in bed! But afterwards she’d probably make you wear her heels to get her some breakfast.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    June 25, 2016 at 6:02 pm

    A new GOT female antagonist:

    Pam Paquin Bolton

    Coat of Arms: The Flayed Squirrel

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    June 25, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    Just another liberal poseur. Probably related to Old Balls somehow.

  • Noodly Appendage
    June 25, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    I think the fumes from the tannery process are going to her brain.

  • Bill P.
    June 25, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    I’d tear it up even harder. Bitch is actually turning me on with that potty mouth. I’d fucking slap that ass and show her some some real inspiration!

    • Secretly turned on but wont tell you who I am
      June 27, 2016 at 10:50 am

      Well, well, well…. Hello there… If more men knew just how much some women actually like that shit, the world would be a better place. Bless your naughty thoughts, sir.

  • Allycat
    June 25, 2016 at 1:40 pm

    81?? Lol Pamela are you trying to tell people that you are an outlaw Biker?? Wow, how pathetic!!!

    • Kris
      June 25, 2016 at 9:47 pm

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that…friggin hilarious. Doesn’t 81 mean Hells Angels? Aka H.A….H is the 8th letter of the alphabet and A is 1? That definitely was not a typo. Lmao…keep it up Pammerino.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    June 25, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    Further proof that “peace loving social justice warriors” are some of the most vile, hate filled, detestable people around.

    • Goofy Indian
      June 25, 2016 at 6:25 pm

      So youve met Elizabth Warren, then?

  • GoneWest
    June 25, 2016 at 12:26 pm

    I think I’m even more turned on now than I was before.

    • Secretly turned on but wont tell you who I am
      June 27, 2016 at 10:51 am

      Don’t lie, aggressive women turn you off and scare you away!

  • cocomom
    June 25, 2016 at 11:49 am

    Like all SJWs, Pam, the skinner, has no sense of humor..Turtle boy, you’re hysterical.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    June 25, 2016 at 11:34 am

    Wow TB, you really know how to bring out the best in ladies don’t you 🙂 Between this one with the questionable roadkill business and that “spokesperson” for the Worcester School Superintendent you seem to have the touch to get these people to go on late night drunken social media rampages. I love it! How do people not yet know that whatever they type will end up on here within 12 hours? More proof that SJW’s don’t live in the real world. Keep it up TB!

  • WormtownorBust
    June 25, 2016 at 11:27 am

    She is, uh, a little unhinged.

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