Spencer Moron Messages TB First Day Out Of Jail After Assaulting Worcester Cop, Posting About It On Facebook

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Last September we wrote this blog about two lovebirds from Spencer who thought it would be wise to not only assault a Worcester Police Officer, but brag about it on Facebook:



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Unfortunately this was one of our more popular blogs from last year, and lots of people read it. The Spencer lovers were on the run for 24 hours before they were apprehended in a Main South apartment, where they assaulted a police officer.


Well it looks like Ryan Madelle just got out of jail this week. We know this because Turtleboy was the first person Ryan messaged as soon as he got out of the can:


Glad to see he’s been taking fun of the free English classes the House of Corrections offers. This poor guy. Imagine sitting in a jail cell for nine months straight and all you can think about is Turtleboy. Can’t say I blame him. We definitely helped put him there.


That’s what just happened here. He literally messaged us the moment he got out to let us “no” he’s “doing great.” Translation – they gave me my flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat back yet and my Mom gave me a ride home from jail. This kid must’ve been feeing for hot takes in jail. It’s gotta be hard going nine months without riding the turtle. Glad to have you back aboard!! Next time you and your 15 year old girlfriend decide to assault a police office, remember not to post about it on Facebook. Life lessons from Turtleboy!!

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19 Comment(s)
  • Elitest Cracker
    July 23, 2016 at 10:05 am

    What’s more fun than shitting on white trash from these imbred Central MA towns? Spencer, Warren, Ware, Webster, Athol etc.

    I didn’t even know they had internet up there.

    Idiots need to stay off social media

  • July 22, 2016 at 6:39 am

    Ok lets get one thing staight.there are prople in every town that are less than perfect. Ryan is not a bad person and anyone can change.was this one of his finest moments obviously stop bashing him.we all hope he has learned his lesson and will grow from it….everyone deserves another chance.

    • Officer Officer
      July 22, 2016 at 9:35 am

      Gurgle Gurgle Jennifer…. trash is trash

      His balls smell jail bath musty?

    • whatevuh
      July 22, 2016 at 11:03 am

      This is why Spencer is the way it is, total trash like this guy, little skinny gangsta wannabe. I lived there 25 yrs, don’t miss it one bit, too many low lifes

  • Reddog
    July 22, 2016 at 12:17 am

    Flat brimmed hats

  • Reddog
    July 22, 2016 at 12:16 am

    This clown doesn’t represent Spencer. And Spencer has Klems. Coolest store around. Got everything,except wide brimmed hats!

  • Joe Max
    July 21, 2016 at 12:53 pm

    Wasting his so valuable and fleeting youth on negative nonsense. Will look back in the future, youth gone and will just be another older loser scratching tickets all day !

  • Citygirl
    July 21, 2016 at 11:26 am

    Do you think his ASS is sore from his roommates? Looks like he has a smile from ear to ear. Money says he is going to hurry back.
    Punk ass bitch

    • Turd Burglestein
      July 21, 2016 at 12:14 pm

      It’s the 1000 cock stare from all those wagon circle sessions he experienced in the slammer.

  • whatevuh
    July 21, 2016 at 10:58 am

    I give this asswipe 6 months and he’ll be back in jail. Try to get a job, CORI check ,so sorry son, we don’t hire ex-con losers

    • Turd Burglestein
      July 21, 2016 at 12:13 pm

      Hell…you’re generous. I give him 6 days.

  • ProfessorM
    July 21, 2016 at 9:42 am

    Man, I fucking love how everyone gets the story all fucked up and only sees what they want to see. Hey Ryan, the story goes like this, the “alleged” turtle did a story on one of his “alleged” former students being a slam pig and an idiot. When confronted, the man they “alleged” was the turtle, told the confronters, that they should be more concerned about the two teachers who were “allegedly” having relations with students rather than a guy doing hot takes. Up next, Ryan finds the story about the chick who let her boyfriend stick his finger in her ass at the game, and then claimed that someone else was making her uncomfortable, with words and gestures. Nothing says “This chicks mine” more than holding her like a six pack at the game!! 😉

  • Fff
    July 21, 2016 at 9:26 am

    Can we please just get rid of Spencer? Like pick it up, and drop it in Florida where it belongs. How did these inbred wangsters even learned how to use a computer?

    • Frogger
      July 21, 2016 at 11:33 am

      What? Obviously the same place you ‘learned’ grammar. By the way there are wangsters in every town. This kid is a loser, he probably thinks they’re Bonnie & Clyde. He will end up getting gangbanged in Worcester house soon enough, it is destined to be his future.

    • Stretch
      July 21, 2016 at 2:32 pm

      Not all of spencer is like that. Sounds like you believe everything the media tells you. Put your foil hat away

      • Gdygyg
        July 21, 2016 at 3:36 pm

        Spencer is a very depressing place. There are no businesses, it’s all boarded up and scummy, and everyone seems to be a juggalo. Webster is similar, but at least has a semblance of an economy and a few destinations. I’ve never seen a good aspect of Spencer.

        • Wabbitt
          July 21, 2016 at 4:20 pm

          Spencer has a Big Y and McDonald’s, and that’s about it.

        • juror seven
          July 21, 2016 at 8:21 pm

          Ever been to the Spencer Fair?

    • Spencer Heywood
      July 22, 2016 at 5:57 am

      Doing great means back to buying Perc 30’s at the Dairy Queen!

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