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Last September we wrote this blog about two lovebirds from Spencer who thought it would be wise to not only assault a Worcester Police Officer, but brag about it on Facebook:
Unfortunately this was one of our more popular blogs from last year, and lots of people read it. The Spencer lovers were on the run for 24 hours before they were apprehended in a Main South apartment, where they assaulted a police officer.
Well it looks like Ryan Madelle just got out of jail this week. We know this because Turtleboy was the first person Ryan messaged as soon as he got out of the can:
Glad to see he’s been taking fun of the free English classes the House of Corrections offers. This poor guy. Imagine sitting in a jail cell for nine months straight and all you can think about is Turtleboy. Can’t say I blame him. We definitely helped put him there.
That’s what just happened here. He literally messaged us the moment he got out to let us “no” he’s “doing great.” Translation – they gave me my flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat back yet and my Mom gave me a ride home from jail. This kid must’ve been feeing for hot takes in jail. It’s gotta be hard going nine months without riding the turtle. Glad to have you back aboard!! Next time you and your 15 year old girlfriend decide to assault a police office, remember not to post about it on Facebook. Life lessons from Turtleboy!!
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