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Splooge McShmuck From Materese Towing In Providence Calls Woman Racial Slur, Tells Her To Suck His Yogurt Slinger On Film In Front Of Her Kid Because He Misinterpreted A Hand Gesture

Splooge McShmuck From Materese Towing In Providence Calls Woman Racial Slur, Tells Her To Suck His Yogurt Slinger On Film In Front Of Her Kid Because He Misinterpreted A Hand Gesture

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Check out what happened to this poor lady in Providence….

And she’s got the videos to prove it:


Can’t decide which conversation was more pleasant. The first one:

Chud: “What are you gonna call the police?”

Woman: “I already did.” 

Chud: “Good, I hope they come.”

Woman: “Oh they’re coming.”

“Can’t do nothing to me.”

Woman: “No, we’re just a bunch of niggas.”

Chud: “You’re right, you are a nigger.”

 

Or the second:

Woman:  “You try to run up on a car with a little baby in it?”

Chud: “I don’t give a fuck who you are, don’t throw me the finger. Suck my dick.”

On the one hand, in the first conversation Kenny used a racial slur towards a woman of color in broad daylight because he misinterpreted a hand gesture. On FILM nonetheless. So you know he ran out of fucks to give a long, long time ago.

On the other hand, the way he tells this woman that she can suck his porridge gun while pointing towards his grundle, just in case your most lips forgot where it was located:

…..you can’t fake that kind of dooshnozzelry. It comes from a special place deep inside you.

Normally when we see a viral Facebook post like that which features serious accusations that were not caught on film, we are skeptical. But this guy? Oh yea, he did this 1,000%. I don’t need to see it on film. I know an asshole when I see one. And if you don’t agree with us then we have a horse ranch in Nantucket we’d like to sell you.

Want more proof? Just check out this Facebook page. He’s like your Dad that has no idea how to use Facebook and doesn’t understand that everyone can see everything he posts.

And he don’t give a fuck!!

He’s go n out this weekend:

He announces when he’s staying in for family issues:

And apparently thinks he can conversate with people like “Bob” merely by writing their name on a Facebook post:

I mean, just look at this look guy:

The only possible career choice a chudstuffer like this has is opening his own towing company. Not that you’re a dooshnozzle if you own a towing company. Lots of tow companies are legitimate, well run, honest organizations.

But you know, and I know, that many are also run by shady mother fuckers like Albert Haynesworth, doing their thing and getting city contracts in the process.

And in Providence, which is notoriously one of the most corrupt places on earth, lugnuts like Kenny Matarese get contracts from the city to tow cars.

The bottom line is, Kenneth Materese is human garbage. If he wants to be this way that’s fine. But under no circumstances should a company like Materese towing be given contracts from the City of Providence.

16 Comment(s)
  • ZERO PROOF
    January 5, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    Video doesn’t start until well after the allegations.

    You going to destroy somebody on hearsay?

    Remember HANDS UP DON’T SHOOT? Another lie proven wrong by Obama’s own corrupt Department of Justice ran by the black supremacist Eric “fast and furious” Holder he love dem Ferguson riots, almost made him credible for a time.

    If there is one thing African Americans do well is commit crimes and lie their asses off under penalty of law. To be fair you have to call this one a wash, only person saying NIGGER was the black woman referring to herself her sister and baby girl. What a role-model cunt she is fighting with tow-truck drivers on the back streets of Providence RI, shit head central.

  • Brian
    January 5, 2018 at 10:15 am

    But we have to believe that she did not give him the finger because she said so? Not defending his actions as they are bad but I also 100% believe she gave him the finger

  • hfhfshfshfhsf
    January 5, 2018 at 3:05 am

    Just skimmed through, wheres the evidence of the alleged finger in question? She very may well have flipped him the bird since we don’t see it. Either way he made an ass out of himself and probably deserved said bird.

  • Steven Stover
    January 5, 2018 at 1:20 am

    Pat’s Towing Providence style.

  • Get Well
    January 4, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    Haven’t been to this this blog in a while and I see I haven’t missed much. Didn’t bother reading any of the blogs just the numbers and it’s sad.

    I’ll check back in a month or so and I hope Turtleboy gets off the H.

    Best wishes

  • Zhen Chun Jin
    January 4, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    know this guy. Hes has stiffed his ex for years making puny support payments while boasting how much money he makes all the time. Hes also a regular at Smilers Spa and a former client of Jan Poirier and Renee Green until he started stalkin the both of them. Jan used to tell our circle he liked to have strap ons rammed in his ass while spankin his prosciutto thumb. Real winner this one

    • unreal
      January 4, 2018 at 10:00 pm

      What a bunch of shitty, boring facebook level drama/gossip.

      Who gives a fuck? You sound like some clucky old hen at a bingo parlor.

      Entire blogs dedicated to taking sides in arguments between two losers in the street. Pathetic.

      • Workin' hard
        January 4, 2018 at 10:11 pm

        Haha right! I can’t imagine TB or the like doing any type of weather related work, instead of you know… the gossip related “work.”

  • Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    January 4, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    Wonder how tough he would’ve been if instead of a woman the person taking the video was a large, black man?

    Typical pussy low life bully. How many chains around your neck, tough guy?

  • WTF is this crap?
    January 4, 2018 at 7:44 pm

    Turtleboy is reporting minor verbal arguments on the street between two local randos?

    • Didi lynch
      January 4, 2018 at 8:10 pm

      So why the fuck are you reading It? Move along

      • WTF are you?
        January 4, 2018 at 8:27 pm

        Settle down lady.

  • Sweet Justice
    January 4, 2018 at 7:37 pm

    Vinny Boombatz won’t have that contract with Providence much longer I bet. Let’s see if the Turtleriders make sure of it by bombarding the city of Providence with complaints about his racial slurs. Would help TBS out in the whole “TB is a racist” thing.

  • Becky Blueline
    January 4, 2018 at 6:11 pm

    What the hell is a “Vinny Cap?”

    • Sweet Justice
      January 4, 2018 at 7:41 pm

      One of his Italian retard friends, I bet. (Sorry for using the R word. There’s no better description of the type though.)

  • Ball Stompin' Ed
    January 4, 2018 at 5:58 pm

    Grade-A cock weasel.

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