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Springfield City Council Squares Are Mad That This Store Is Charing $20 Cover And Giving Away Free Weed Because The City Is Ignoring The Fact That We Legalized Pot

Springfield City Council Squares Are Mad That This Store Is Charing $20 Cover And Giving Away Free Weed Because The City Is Ignoring The Fact That We Legalized Pot

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I just wanna say, whoever owns the store “Mary Jane Makes Your Heart Sing” in Springfield – you are my hero. Check this out:

Two city councilors are calling for the immediate closure of a Page Boulevard store that is giving out “free” marijuana with a $20 cover charge during a state ban on retail pot sales. Council President Orlando Ramos and Councilor Michael Fenton said the store, Mary Jane MakesYour Heart Sing, at 1865 Page Boulevard, is clearly trying to dodge the current retail ban by claiming there are no sales.

“This is clearly an illegal operation, and they must be shut down immediately,” Ramos said.

Alright, first of all, we’ve written about Orlando Ramos before. A year or so ago he went after the Springfield Cop who runs their Facebook page because he was reporting the news. Note even kidding. He was upset with Sgt. John Delaney for reporting what happened in a couple press releases, and because those things didn’t paint a pretty enough picture, Orlando Ramos thought they shouldn’t have been said:

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“I want it shut down – now,” Fenton said. “I have received complaints from constituents. The sale of recreational marijuana is currently prohibited under state law and subject to a moratorium that we passed here in Springfield.”

No dipshit, the sale of recreational marijuana was voted on by the people in November. It’s not our fault that this state’s bloated bureaucracy has intentionally made sure that the will of the people was ignored. Just as we predicted it would be.

Late Wednesday morning, Councilor Thomas Ashe, chairman of the Public Safety Committee, joined in criticizing the store operation. Ashe said his initial reaction was “shock,” and he assumes that local law enforcement will take “immediate action to address this.”

“Clearly, this company is skirting the intent of the law,” Ashe said.

Skirting the intent of the law?? How bout skirting the intent of the voters? Ya know, the people who pay your salary and just voted for weed at every corner store? The law we just voted on says that this place can sell weed. So if you’d just go ahead and let them do it, then wouldn’t have to skirt around anything. 

And what do you want the Springfield PD to do? What law is this place breaking that the cops should bust them for? It’s a $20 cover to get in the store. What law does a $20 cover violate? The city won’t let them sell weed so they give it away instead. In other words, they outsmarted you, you’re mad, and now you’re throwing a hissy fit. Seriously, what a bunch of salty ho’s.

Voters last November legalized recreational marijuana in Massachusetts, but retail sales were placed on hold pending local and state regulations. A sign on the store’s door states: “Upon Entry Please Head to the Cashier to Pay the Cover Charge of $20 (non-refundable). Prior to Exiting You Will Receive Your Free Sample* or $20 towards Your Purchase.”

Fenton said that state law (MGL c. 94G, Section 7(a)(4) states that an individual 21 years of age or older may give away or otherwise transfer certain amounts of marijuana, as long as the transfer is not advertised or promoted to the public.

“This company has a website and is promoting marijuana to the public,” Fenton said. “They are plainly in violation of the law as they are selling marijuana for recreation. I expect the SPD (Springfield Police Department) to move swiftly with enforcement in shutting down this operation. This activity needs to be stopped before it expands.”

Visitors to the store also have a VIP option, for $50, that comes with three samples.

They’re not selling marijuana for recreation. They’re giving it away moron. See, it says right on their website, “Free Herb”:

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Watching this idiot piss his pants about this is worth the price of admission:


Bro, have you even gone through puberty? Look, I’m sorry you were never invited by the cool kids to burn one down at the parties you were never invited to. But the fact of the matter is, you tried to stop the will of the people, you got outsmarted, and you lost. Take the L (no pun intended) and go home, because at this point you’re just embarrassing yourself. 

Most importantly, you morons are City Councilors in Springfield. Ya know when the next time I’m planning on going to Springfield is? Oh yea, never. Because Springfield is a cesspool of laardvarks and Thicky Minaj fupasloths collecting SSI while selling heroin on the side. There’s gangs, crime, and murder galore. And that’s not even counting when Princeza Aponte isn’t working at the Magic Lantern. Plus, we’re in the middle of an opiate epidemic and these asshats wanna go after weed? Huh? We talking about weed? Good thing they don’t have more pressing issues to worry about.

P.S. Another guy from Mass is selling a $325 empty plastic bag. He throws in an ounce of the good shit on the house with purchase of one of these $325 bags. We need more great thinkers like this.


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50 Comment(s)
  • Taxachusetts
    March 2, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    Hey we’re just mad because we aren’t getting the tax money dammit!!!

  • Typical Mass.
    March 1, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    They want it taxed to the max, this way the city is basically getting nothing. Of course they’ll put on their pretentious, poseur show.

  • Margaret Melican
    March 1, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    Between Brian Albrecht and BobNMic, the blog comments are obnoxious and tedious. Not reading them any more.

    • sick & tired
      March 1, 2017 at 9:25 pm

      Right on point.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      March 2, 2017 at 8:32 pm

      Pretty tired of it, too.

  • Concerned
    March 1, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    ASK THEM TO OPPOSE SENATE DOCKET SD792. This bill will totally reverse the legalization of marijuana. This bill would undo everything that the voters wanted. This is not bullshit, Google it’ Don’t wait to do this.

  • X
    March 1, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    Who’s the fag in the bow tie and the other douche with the hipster glasses?

    • Fatfingr Lou
      March 1, 2017 at 4:24 pm

      That would be the dog painted yellow that was elected because of the “D” next to his name on the ballot.

      Vote for Fido!

  • KimberlyS
    March 1, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    So, Massachusetts was the first state to legalize gay marriage and everyone cheered. But legalizing pot is causing them trouble? I don’t get it.

  • Duggan
    March 1, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    OMG what the fuck! Brian you’re a fucking pussy. such a fucking pussy! this junk box just seriously came to my house with a friend and started pounding on my door for like 5 minutes. I wouldnt open i thought they left. Next thing i know my glass front door is smashed. WTF! what do i do? Your a pussy brian, only a pussy would do that! Real tough. I cant believe this shit man

    • brian albrecht(the real one)
      March 1, 2017 at 3:23 pm

      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FUCK WITH ME!!! Thats what you get you fucking bitch. How am I the pussy when you wouldnt even come outside. hahahahahaha STREET JUSTICE pussy. This is great!

      • ZephyrCat
        March 1, 2017 at 3:26 pm

        Pussy. That’s weak. You couldn’t come by yourself because you’re weak.

        • Duggan
          March 1, 2017 at 3:30 pm

          I might have to call the cops. WTF this is bullshit. I didnt think this loser would actually show up. And of course he was with a friend! Brian Albrecht doesn’t even have a license. ughhhhhhhhhh and now im dealing with this crap. fuck weymouth and fuck Brian Albrecht you son of a bitch

      • Jeanette C
        March 1, 2017 at 3:43 pm

        Duggans, right Albrecht, you are obviously such a pussy, if you were so big and bad as you claim to be, why did you drag a friend along??? True tough guys don’t need help, LOL…….You are such a wussy Brian!!!

        • Brian Albrecht
          March 1, 2017 at 5:26 pm

          I need my boyfriend to fight my fights for me cuz Imma little whiny pussy. I think I pulled a muscle picking up that rock though.

      • Kevin Lynch
        March 1, 2017 at 4:35 pm

        Still waiting, pussy bitch Brian!

        • Kevin Lynch
          March 1, 2017 at 5:17 pm

          My address is 48 Cedar St in Fitchburg. Come to Unit 2. David and I are ready to turn your asshole inside out. You better bring some baby orajel because your ass is going to be very sorrbwhen we’re done. Trust me… will be better if you numb that shit up first, unless you really like it raw.

  • 1776
    March 1, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    If it’s supposedly free, then why the $20 cover charge??

    • Rich A
      March 1, 2017 at 5:32 pm

      You’re obviously not too bright.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    March 1, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    Its only legal when they want votes for something. And they only cite the MGL that favors their stupidity. The new law clearly says it is illegal to deny necessary medical treatment to someone that uses marijuana and i know for a fact that doctors are denying treatment and meds. So what lawyer is going to pursue these rights for people? And i want to see testing include alcohol since pot is supposed to be treated the same way now.

  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    March 1, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    Just got off the highway in west quincy, coming down willard street. RIP in peace Michael Duggan.

    • Duggan
      March 1, 2017 at 2:56 pm

      lol yeah sure. You aint coming

      • brian albrecht (the real one)
        March 1, 2017 at 3:10 pm

        Yeah BITCH, I’m coming. I just had to stop at the gas station first for a YooHoo chocolate drink and a bag of honey cashews!!! I’m coming!!! You want something from here?

    • ZephyrCat
      March 1, 2017 at 2:58 pm

      Ooooh, I’m sitting here with a bag of popcorn holding my dick. Can’t wait. I know Brian’s sitting in his basement typing this but still….kinda fun.

    • Brian "AnkleGrabbing" Albrecht
      March 1, 2017 at 3:07 pm

      You the one in that gay ass looking pink Honda Civic with the Hello Kitty stickers and spoiler that looks like you stole one of your mama’s towel bars from the bathroom?

    • Get a life
      March 1, 2017 at 5:59 pm

      Shocked you’re not working right now midday on a Wednesday. Brian if you want to be a real ” tough guy”try working everyday to provide for your family. You could be the toughest bum in the world and no one would give a shit. No I won’t give you my address . As the provider to a family I can’t afford jail time. I would either shoot you or let my dogs handle you.

      • I hate stupid people.
        March 1, 2017 at 8:23 pm

        If he threatens life you have the legal right to shoot him. If there is a Beware of Dog sign they can eat him if he trespasses on your property and threatens you. I just would be worried my dog would get some STD or something.

        • Turd Burglestein
          March 1, 2017 at 8:35 pm

          Afterwards, the dogs will be licking their asses for hours trying to get the taste of gutterpunk brian albrecht out of their mouths.

  • Talisman
    March 1, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    See, politicians nowadays don’t think the voters know what they want or know what’s good for them and will do all they can to undermine the results of an election. I’m sure if you check into these two shit lickers here, you’ll find heaps of money coming in from the alcohol reps to squash any attempt by the people to grow, sell and smoke weed for their buzz instead of drinking. I’m jealous that y’all can smoke legally now. I quit being a stoner over 30 years ago and quit drinking 11 years ago. Don’t miss drinking, but I do wish I could occasionally get baked. Everybody needs at least one vice.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 1, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    Ashe’s number is 413-505-9289. I encourage leaving a message with this ignorant dipshit. Remind him how uninformed he is because it looks like he’s unaware how stupid he is.

  • Mr. Clean
    March 1, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    That man is a genius! Very nice guy as well. Smart business.

  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    March 1, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    ANY OF YOU FUCKING PUSSYS WHO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ANYTHING IVE SAID POST YOUR ADDRESS. I’LL BE MAKING ROUNDS TODAY. fuck you little kevin lynch and your repulsive family post your address not a street you pussy. Fuck you ZephyrCat, fuck you turd burglestein btw id love to cave your ugly face in. and fuck you duggan you quincy pussy. I know who you are and youve always been a pussy.
    Heres a link to mike duggans facebook. hahaha you faggot, i know you wotn post your address now.
    Just keep posting about me you sidewinders. Thats all you got in life. I Take up so much of you homo’s heads its all you can think about BRIAN ALBRECHT WHILE YOU EAT, BRIAN ALBRECHT WHILE YOU SLEEP, BRIAN ALBRECHT WHILE YOU FUCK YOUR UGLY FAT GIRLFRIENDS.

    • Duggan
      March 1, 2017 at 2:29 pm

      I live at 22 buckley street quincy mass 02169. I’ll be smoking a blunt if you want to stop by Brian. I know you wont cuz youre a bitch!

      • brian albrecht(the real one)
        March 1, 2017 at 2:31 pm

        HAHA IN WEST QUINCY? I’ll be there within an hour, and im not fucking playing. what are you going to do when i show up? Call the QPD? If you do that you’re a fucking pussy!

        • Duggan
          March 1, 2017 at 2:34 pm

          lol im so scared….I’m not afraid of you Brian Albrecht. No one is. You’re just a junkie. And I dont call the cops. If you show up here, you might not leave…

          • Agent Smith
            March 1, 2017 at 2:41 pm


            Make sure you take photos of this cocksmoocher Albrecht all fucked up and broken. Post them here, you’ll make everyone’s day! Kick his bb sized balls back up into his stomach.

          • brian albrecht(the real one)
            March 1, 2017 at 2:42 pm

            You’re fucking done kid. I’m about to leave my house now. I’ll give you from now until im at your front fucking door to apologize, if you dont well theres nothing i can do for you. You’ve been DUGGAN your own grave. AHHAHAHAHA I cant wait to break your fucking neck

          • brian albrecht (the real one)
            March 1, 2017 at 2:46 pm

            Yeah, imma still about to leave my house. Hold on, gotta find my shoes. Damn, where my purse at? Damn, and my tampons. Can’t leave the house without my tampons. Muthafucka, I’m comin for you. FUCK!! Where my keys at!!! Oh, dats right, I ain’t got no keys….got no car. But I’m comin!!!

          • Brian Albrecht(the faggy one)
            March 1, 2017 at 3:04 pm

            I’m Brian Albrecht and my balls are the size of raisins. My mouth is huge though… needs to be because of all the cock I suck and all the shit I talk.

    • Turd Burglestein
      March 1, 2017 at 3:02 pm

      LOL…u mad bro? U mad that I wiped my ass with you and everybody laughed about it? I think you are. You are mad…so very very mad. I literally wiped my ass with you and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it except cry like a little bitch and talk a bunch of smack about how bad you are and how you’re gonna kick everyone’s ass and shit…..And that makes me laugh.


      Go play with your gerbil son and leave the adults alone.

      • BobnMic
        March 1, 2017 at 3:06 pm

        Well, not everyone laughed. Alot of us thought you were demented. I’m sure your visiting nurse had to lead you back to bed after all that.

        • Turd Burglestein
          March 1, 2017 at 3:17 pm

          Bob…when I want any shit out of you I’ll squeeze your head. Don’t you have some balls somewhere you should be licking?

          • Nurse Ratchet
            March 1, 2017 at 3:23 pm

            Mr Burglestein, what are you doing? Didn’t you learn anything from yesterday? C’mon back to bed. I’ll give you another ativan to calm you down. C’mon, nobody wants to watch you move your bowels. If you keep this up you know they’ll have to put you in the nursing home.

      • brian albrecht(the real one)
        March 1, 2017 at 3:25 pm

        Feel like posting your address little guy? Id make you my fucking bitch. You gross human. I just left your boy Mike Duggans house about 10 minutes ago. Kids probably crying while sweeping up all the glass. HAHAHAHAH

        • The Real ZephyrCat
          March 1, 2017 at 5:06 pm

          Hey pussyfart, bring your ass over to Worcester. 9 Lambert Circle. I’ll break my foot off in your ass so bad you’ll be sucking cock for the next 6 weeks because your asshole will be too sore.


          • brian is a wheeny
            March 1, 2017 at 5:24 pm

            Who the fuck you talking to now?

    • Bret
      March 1, 2017 at 3:29 pm

      Shut your cockcleaner bitch
      Go sell more drugs to kids you shitdicked never was….lol

      • brian albrecht(the real one)
        March 1, 2017 at 3:34 pm

        Shut up bret you fucking imigrant. You dont want any of this. I’ll put your dumbass on a boat and ship it to what ever third world country your parents came from. Maybe I will sell some more drugs to kids you fucking pansy. You got any? I got a shot of dope i could give them. FIRST TIMES ON ME. FUCK WITH ME
        Come to weymouth or post your address. I’m mobile all day you pussy ass nigga. Hey Duggan you still feel tough? wouldnt even open the door. HAHAH FAGGOT

        • ZephyrCat
          March 1, 2017 at 3:39 pm

          You try that with the wrong person loser, you’re gonna end up on the ground covered in blood. I guarantee that.

  • brian albrecht (the real one)
    March 1, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    I’m a LOSER! I”M sitting on a drag queen’s massive COCK as I type this! WHOHOO!! Never had a dick that deep in the ass before. I’M BRIAN ALBRECHT AND I’M GAY AS CAN BE!!!!!!

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