Springfield Cops Chase And Corral Free Range Naked Skagbag Doing Ratchet Turkey Trot After Starting Fire That Killed A Woman
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Here’s a local ratchet running down the street in Springfield buck naked, high as a kite, as a house is on fire:
“Get off me muh fucker!!”
Looks like someone was trying to get a headstart on the turkey trot this year!!
As hilarious as that video of a video was, it’s actually tragic because a woman was killed and Iris Larregui of Springfield was arrested for intentionally starting the fire. This is the only profile we could find of that name on Facebook. That person claims to live in Hartford, which is really only 45 minutes up the ratchet expressway (I-91) to Springfield. But it looks a lot like the woman in the video:
She definitely fits the ratchet profile, but can’t tell if it’s her or not. Gun to my head I know what conclusion I’m jumping to though. Plus, someone tagged her in this the other day:
You don’t Facebook pray for someone who’s mentally all there. And according to other people, the naked chick is indeed the one who set the fire:
Which of course would make this a murder.
Just another day in Springfield.