Springfield Cops Chase And Corral Free Range Naked Skagbag Doing Ratchet Turkey Trot After Starting Fire That Killed A Woman

Springfield Cops Chase And Corral Free Range Naked Skagbag Doing Ratchet Turkey Trot After Starting Fire That Killed A Woman

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Here’s a local ratchet running down the street in Springfield buck naked, high as a kite, as a house is on fire:

“Get off me muh fucker!!”

Looks like someone was trying to get a headstart on the turkey trot this year!!

As hilarious as that video of a video was, it’s actually tragic because a woman was killed and Iris Larregui of Springfield was arrested for intentionally starting the fire. This is the only profile we could find of that name on Facebook. That person claims to live in Hartford, which is really only 45 minutes up the ratchet expressway (I-91) to Springfield. But it looks a lot like the woman in the video:

She definitely fits the ratchet profile, but can’t tell if it’s her or not. Gun to my head I know what conclusion I’m jumping to though. Plus, someone tagged her in this the other day:

You don’t Facebook pray for someone who’s mentally all there. And according to other people, the naked chick is indeed the one who set the fire:

Which of course would make this a murder.

Just another day in Springfield.

15 Comment(s)
  • charlie
    December 30, 2017 at 1:42 am

    she was dusted,had to be,s’why they call it butt naked

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    November 24, 2017 at 11:43 am

    The woman in the video has no tats. The woman in the pics has tats.

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      November 24, 2017 at 12:12 pm

      This is an excellent observation. I was looking very hard to find any tats on her chest or hip. It’s possible per FB photos are flipped, so the tats are actually on her LEFT side which we can’t see well from video.

      Either way, she’s on drugs AND crazy and it’s sad that someone died.

      • Good looking out
        November 25, 2017 at 5:19 pm

        Wow your right no tats. Never even noticed that. Either way the woman running naked clearly has some problems.

  • Crazy in da streets is a beast in da sheets
    November 24, 2017 at 11:13 am

    She’s got a fat ass. So she’s got SOMETHING going for her at least.

  • foul balls
    November 24, 2017 at 3:41 am

    The camera didn’t show the line of cats following her.

  • Twat Tickler
    November 23, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    I hope this doesn’t get you flagged on facebook for sharing actual nudity lol

  • The Wolf
    November 23, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    If you find yourself in an apartment with a dead body that you’re responsible for you do this to beat the murder rap.

    • They call me Ponch
      November 23, 2017 at 6:38 pm

      Run around bare-ass?

  • Carl
    November 23, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    I don’t think anyone can laugh or make light of this. She’s either nuts or on drugs for sure, but a woman is dead.

    • chrissy
      November 23, 2017 at 1:03 pm

      quit yer virtue signallin, it’s a holiday >:(

    • Noneyabiz
      November 26, 2017 at 3:48 pm

      Yea my sister died that house cuz of that bum bitch. She on angel dust. And yes all those pics are her.

  • chrissy
    November 23, 2017 at 12:16 pm

    TURTLE CATCH THIS SNATCHIMAL!! and happy whatever holiday turtlefam celebrates <3

    • chrissy
      November 23, 2017 at 12:18 pm

      oh she’s caught

      i hope she takes her lithium with her turkey at the rehab ward tonight and returns to society less skanky

  • SVU
    November 23, 2017 at 11:18 am

    So is she being charged with homicide?

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