Springfield Crotchnectar Gets Called Out For Selling Free Charity Turkey She Got For Family Because Her Oven Is “To Small,” Dumb White SJWs Ban Anyone Who Questions Her Story
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The holiday season is upon us and that can only mean one thing – let the scams begin!!! Here’s this week’s champion out of the great city of Springfield:
So this chick really, really wants $10 for her turkey that is allegedly too big for her to cook at home. Because apparently her ratchet den uses an easy bake oven.
Of course anyone with a brain looking at this can clearly see that there’s some sort of scam going on here. And you gotta be a special kind of crotchnectar to waste your time scamming people for $10 on Facebook.
But obviously someone wouldn’t go to Big Y and purchase a turkey knowing that they have a miniature oven at home that can’t cook this perfectly average sized bird.
What most likely happened is this chick is some sort of charity case that got a free turkey from some caring soul trying to make sure this single mother has food on the table at Thanksgiving. Naturally she then tried to make $10 off of it by coming up with an outrageous lie that no one with a brain would believe.
All you really have to do is just look at what we’re dealing with:
If you think for one second this chode cream is being honest then we’ve got so much to teach you about the world. Trust us, we hunt ratchets for a living. We know one when we see one. People who post stuff like this:
Always have a scam going. They simply cannot be trusted. That’s just science. Plus, check out what Cassi claims to do for work…….
“I’m a registered nurse.”
I swear, anyone who has ever worn their pajamas to work thinks they get to call themselves a registered nurse. Although usually it’s someone claiming to be a CNA. Saying you’re a RN is taking your ratchetry to a whole nother level.
A bunch of people started publicly questioning her story on the since deleted Western Mass yard sale Facebook post:
Others pointed out that they’d seen her selling sneakers from a shelter in Holyoke a week ago:
And her story didn’t exactly stand up to some simple questioning. Like…..why not just return it for a smaller bird or try to get your money back?
“My three year old ate my receipt.”
When others began to doubt her, the ratchet colors started shining through:
She told the haters they should kill themselves:
Then she started challenging people to meet up so she can “kick them in the throat u piece of judgemental good for nothin don’t kno shit waste of scum trash”:
Oh yea, this is the kind of person who is worthy of your charity. If you can’t trust a Springfield welfare possum with a mouth like a trucker then who can you trust?
Luckily she had what every ratchet trying to game the system needs in order to run a successful scam – stupid liberal white women from the burbs. These people always like to pretend that the biggest scumbags in our society are all somehow misunderstood individuals who have tried their best to live an honest life, but due to the system being “rigged,” they’re reduced to a life of poverty. And the only thing that can save them are upper middle class white women with Coexist bumper stickers:
“It’s small minded to judge people you don’t know.”
Wrong. It’s small minded NOT to judge people you don’t know. Anyone can look at a person and say, “we don’t know her whole story.” THAT is small minded. But it takes an introspective person with a yearning for the truth to analyze an individual based on evidence and draw a conclusion about them. We need more people who aren’t afraid to judge a book by it’s cover.
“Maybe her spouse died.”
Yea, and maybe you’re an idiot. See what they do? They can never just accept the fact that a ratchet is a ratchet is a ratchet. We can. They need to make up a backstory that fits their agenda. We let grundle discharge do what it does best. And as it turns out our intuition was right:
I have no idea who the latest baby daddy is that produced the vag nugget that came out of her last month, but I guarantee you he doesn’t have health insurance. Nor did he have any long term plans to get to know his child.
Not to be outdone was the Ultimate Social Justice Warrior, Lisa Hawkes:
Uhoh!!! Someone said something truthful that goes against your narrative and hurts your feelz!! Better get the admin in here so we can censor someone else’s speech. This is literally how millions of Americans now think thanks to generation snowflake. No one can have their feelings hurt, even if they’re guilty of all the things they’re being accused of. Ever. Feelings are just that important. Way more important than the free exchange of ideas on the world’s largest social media platform.
Funny thing though – Lisa never seemed to mind it when the crotchnectar went on the attack and called people mean names:
We see a lot of people fuck up your/you’re and there/their/they’re. But it takes a special kind of Salter School honors scholar to consistently fuck up to/too/two.
Nevertheless Lisa B. Hawkes was there to white knight for her as she spread obvious lies in the Facebook group:
Here’s another thing about judging a book by it’s cover – it’s accurate 99.9% of the time. Close your eyes and imagine what Lisa Hawkes looks like.
I think we can all agree that this is what all of us just envisioned:
It’s like every woman from Greenfield, Amherst, Northampton, and Williamstown ever. Never saw this one coming either:
Shocking that another progressive white woman who claims to care so much about black lives mattering has isolated herself as far away from black people as possible in Franklin County.
The thing about these people is they love to talk about civility. They whine about people on Facebook being mean and how Facebook doesn’t censor enough turtle riders for giving opinions they disagree with. Their biggest beef with Trump isn’t with his policies, it’s with the fact that he’s “uncivil.” But civility is a one way street with them, and in their delusional minds they’re only required to be nice to people who agree with everything they believe in:
But at Turtleboy Sports we simply do not give a shit about anyone’s feelings. This gives us the ability to call out obvious scammers and point out just how stupid SJWs look on a daily basis.