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Springfield Ratchet Mom Spits On Son’s Teacher, Bites Cop, Demands To Be Arrested By Black Cop, Morons On Facebook Defend Her And Blame The School

A Springfield school was put on lockdown after some ratchet Mom spit on and assaulted a teacher, hit some cops, and forced the school to go into lockdown.

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This is the most Springfield story of all time:

On Tuesday, Melissa Murphy and her son walked into the Talmadge Elementary School, where parent-teacher conferences were being held all morning. Twenty minutes later, the school was on lockdown and Murphy was in handcuffs after allegedly spitting on a teacher and biting a police officer.

The drama began around 9:15 a.m., when Murphy and her son arrived at the Allen Street school and began walking down the hallway, according to the arrest report. Under school policy, parents are supposed to let children walk to class on their own and are barred from entering classrooms. When a teacher approached Murphy and asked if she needed assistance, she replied, “Do you need (obscenity) assistance?” the arrest report said.

“Do YOU need fucking assistance,” might be the most ratchet comeback of all time for a parent who was asked by a teacher if they needed assistance. You wanna try to help me out? How bout FUCK YOU!!?? That’s how I roll!!

As Murphy and her son continued to walk down the hall, two more teachers asked if she needed help. When a fourth teacher asked the same question, she responded by shoving and spitting on him, the report said. The teacher told her to leave the school. “I’m not (obscenity) leaving,” she told the teacher.

So….what was the plan here? She just spit on and shoved a teacher who asked if she needed help. And she was just gonna go to the parent-teacher conference like nothing ever happened? OK. 

Moments later, she walked into a classroom and demanded to know why her son was supposed to bring one dollar to class Tuesday. When the teacher explained that it was the cost of participating in the school’s casual dress or “dress down” day, Murphy said she didn’t have a dollar, the report said. “So he won’t be dressing down,” Murphy said, and then left the school.

Guaranteed this chick has an iPhone. 

When police tried to question her outside, Murphy kicked one officer in the leg and bit another in the hand, the report said.

“I don’t have to tell you (obscenity),” she said, adding she would only speak to a black officer, according to the report.

Oh good, ratchet AND racist. Just another side product of the hate group known as “black lives matter.” They’re really just a racist bunch of cop haters. Hillary Clinton learned that the hard way when her support for these idiots completely blew up in her face (they don’t vote, especially for rich old white women). 

As officers struggled to place Murphy into a cruiser, parents were “exiting and entering the school” for conferences. The school was eventually placed on lockdown and more officers were called to the scene, the report said. Following her arrest, Murphy was booked at police headquarters and taken to district court for arraignment. She pleaded not guilty to disturbing a school assembly, disorderly conduct, assault and battery and two counts of assault and battery on a police officer.


Nothing to see here. Just some good ol’ fashion Springfield parenting 101. A little biting, some shoving, and a lockdown. Standard parent-teacher conference day in the Springfield Public Schools. And then when the kid fails politicians will call it a “failing school.” Meanwhile this is the behavior the poor kid is learning at home.

Anyway, I figured we could all agree that this hoodrat was the only bad guy in this story. But apparently we were wrong. There are actually people out there blaming the school for having a $1 “dress down” day. When schools like this have uniforms they sometimes let kids wear jeans or whatever for $1. That $1 then goes to a charity they are raising funds for. But I guess this is a bad thing:


Ya know who says something like this? Someone who has spent zero time in the inner city. I grew up in Worcester my entire life. Went to the Worcester Public Schools. Ya know what all the “poor” kid had that I didn’t have? Cable TV. And Jordan’s. And Super Nintendo. And those 90’s Starter coats. Only an out of touch, suburban white woman with an “I’m With Her” Facebook profile picture (two full weeks after she lost) would say something so dumb. (99% chance she has a Coexist bumper sticker too)


I don’t care how poor you are, EVERYONE can afford a dollar. EVERYONE. It’s FUCKING DOLLAR!!! That’s it.


The school should be promoting equality? Life isn’t equal. Stop it with that nonsense. Some people have money, and some people don’t. But everyone can afford a dollar. The school isn’t demanding money, they’re taking donations, which is exactly what you claim you want them to do!!


She can’t figure out how to feed her children for the week because of a freaking DOLLAR??? No. Just no. Guaranteed this ratchet Mom is all too familiar with the McDonald’s dollar menu. Guaranteed she’s got an iPhone. Guaranteed she’s on some sort of government assistance. Guaranteed she can come up with $1 to go out to the bar or get her nails done. Stop coming up with excuses for the behavior of trap queens like this. This woman just didn’t wanna pay the $1 and she was willing to kick and spit on teachers to prove her point.


Oh yea, and as for “humiliation,” you can fuck right off with that nonsense. In elementary school we had ice cream day once a week. Cost a quarter. Not everyone got it. Sometimes I did, and sometimes I didn’t. Did I feel left out if I didn’t? Sure. But I got over it and moved on with my life. Stop trying to protect kids from having their feelings hurt. It’s the reason why colleges are filled with delicate snowflakes today – because they were raised by pussies.

Then the real winners started showing and blaming the teachers:


“From my own experience school staff love to make things up yet cover up the b.s. they do.”

Because I’m sure this anecdote from another unwed Springfield teenage mother is 100% accurate. I’m sure a teacher randomly started beating on her for no reason and then actively covered it up after the fact. Becaue if this isn’t a face you can trust then I don’t know what is.


Then the fam started showing up to defend their All-Star sister:


I LOVE when the fam shows up in the Facebook comments. It’s the tops. The scary thing about Lynn Lynn Murphy is that she claims to be a special education teacher:


And yet she writes like this:



Not surprisingly she apparently worked at a Charter School:


Still think Charter Schools aren’t a gigantic scam? LOL. They’ll literally hire anyone, because no one with a college degree would ever work at one of those places unless they were out of options.

Meanwhile the other sister Monique is busy telling people to shut the fuck up. Because that ought to change people’s mind about what kind of woman your sister is.


“We demand justice.” The fact that she’s proudly associated with BLM is the least surprising thing we’ve ever seen.

Anyway, God bless the teachers who have to deal with this nonsense every day. Poor kids have no shot growing up with people like this. And the teachers are supposed to magically fix all that ails them, bring them up to speed, and make sure they pass the standardized test at the end of the year. And if they don’t, Charlie Baker is gonna threaten to open up a new Charter School in order to drain resources away from them. Makes sense.


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38 Comment(s)
  • Tom
    December 25, 2016 at 8:09 pm

    What one person can do
    The money that is earned from dress down pays for student activities and other student benefits. I asked why my child did not have a dress down on Friday..half day of school
    Dress down days are no longer allowed at any school apparently. Great job to whomever made that choice. Now a whole district has changed a policy due to ratchet mom. Way to take a knee

  • Sonny's Mom
    November 28, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    Find 20 returnable bottles, rinse them off, turn them in, earn $1.00. If I can do it, you can do it.

    • That Guy
      November 29, 2016 at 12:46 pm

      That will take a hour or so, worth about 50 bucks. Net loss 49 bucks. Not reasonable.

    • Sonny's Dad
      November 29, 2016 at 1:02 pm

      Here I stand… with a dry dick… and a dollar…

      Cry me a river….

  • That Guy
    November 28, 2016 at 11:38 am

    I understand everyone has a dollar, but what if you don’t want to donate? It’s public shaming the child for you not wanting to participate, since he’s not allowed to dress casually. In essence, I see this as a forced tax, since you don’t want to put your child through any scrutiny. (You know those other kids would tease him for being poor or something.)

  • whatevuh
    November 26, 2016 at 9:54 am

    Just another stoopid nigger

  • Joseph Schmo
    November 24, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    Stu Pidazzo, excuse me Dear Sir, but the keyrekt spelling is “guhment sistance” whuz rong wid yoo. Another wasted load, too bad her mama dint spit…

  • Tom
    November 24, 2016 at 11:50 am

    I am absolutely disgusted that any pig would defend the right for this animal to walk into a school and spit at a teacher.
    That isassault
    Glad that you , ma’am defend that behavior
    People who work in schools have to deal with enough crap, much less this jackass going into a building over a buck
    The idea that anyone would say ” she has seven kids”
    Great defense
    The. Teacher should press charges
    Hopefullt it goes to jail and. Bye bye check
    Also, you committ a felony, buh bye Section 8

  • Elizabeth Warren
    November 24, 2016 at 11:32 am

    Thank you Welfare, the gift that keeps giving.
    The welfare culture not only gave us these wonderful people but also;

    Street gangs
    Massive fraud
    The mosaic
    Drug traffickers
    Gun violence….and on and on

    Just thank a democrat today.

  • Make America great again
    November 24, 2016 at 10:04 am

    @1776…obviously you don’t get it. It’s not the public schools fault. God bless these teachers. They have to deal with the low life looser parents ( I used that term lightly ) that are basically animals who don’t know how to raise kids correctly.

    • 1776
      November 25, 2016 at 10:14 am

      It’s not the fault of charter schools, either. There ARE great Charter schools out there and I will defend them. Especially for the gifted students.

      Perhaps this school should have better security at drop off and end of day release like many schools already have. Many schools do not allow parents into the building unless they are escorted. If the school administration can’t figure out a procedure for this, then blame them for their ignorance.

      FYI – I’m ALL FOR having police duty if needed to keep the students safe.

  • 1776
    November 24, 2016 at 8:44 am

    As far as this article, I’m sure the Union will protect the teachers.

    Charter Schools:
    We need more charter schools like AMSA (Advanced Math and Science Academy). Get the smart & gifted students OUT of the insanity/indoctrination of regular public schools. Public schools do NOT offer enough for gifted students; they deserve so much more.

    • Tomo
      November 24, 2016 at 11:52 am

      Yes the union will step in
      After all, the teacher was at fault for asking a question and getting spat at by a feral animal

  • Independent Thinker
    November 24, 2016 at 6:01 am

    One of these days she’s going to spit on the wrong person, and that person will see to it that she never spits again.

    Reason umber 3,002 for voting for Trump.

    • Carla
      November 24, 2016 at 9:35 am

      You just another Trump looser.

      • Tomo
        November 24, 2016 at 11:54 am

        Yes and winners spit at teachers and assault cops, go nuts over a dollar,

      • ya sound Ignant!
        November 26, 2016 at 12:12 pm


  • Garbage
    November 24, 2016 at 1:39 am

    Bobby Gibbs said on Facebook tbs blocked his ip from commenting. If that’s true please consider bobnmic,Paul Larson, and fiesty or whoever is bobnmics colon. The ads, the redirects, and the constant page scrolling back up were bad but these comments are just trash now

    • BobnMic go away
      November 24, 2016 at 5:41 am

      Who is Bobby Gibbs and why do we care? I find it hard to believe this was ever a dead serious comment section. Well, maybe it was until BobnMic showed up – before my time.

      • GoneWest
        November 24, 2016 at 4:40 pm

        Yes, things weren’t always this way.

        • BobnMic
          November 24, 2016 at 11:53 pm

          GW – Well agreed that this was entertainment up until that heroin addict asshole from Athol, and the pill popping fake lawyer and now the asshole loving his own shit came here to fuck things up. But what can you do? That’s life. These numbnuts need a place to play so all we can do is beat the shit out of them in return. That’s it.

          • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
            November 25, 2016 at 9:51 am

            Nobody is a bigger asshole than I.

  • I'm that guy
    November 23, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    No problem buying$10 pack of Newps every day while she sits on her ass watching a 60 inch flat screen..

  • White Turtle Rider
    November 23, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    Less than two months left of this before we start sending all blacks either back to Africa or directly into an oven. #MakeAmericaWhiteAgain

  • Carla
    November 23, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    I dont no her but shes got evry rite to stick up for her kidz and dont give me that its just a doller bullshit cuz when you have seven kidz that shit gets expensive so if you dont no what you are talkin about just shut the fuck up already!

    • You suck at life
      November 23, 2016 at 4:49 pm

      Go away troll…

    • Rhino
      November 23, 2016 at 6:15 pm

      Don’t have 7 fucking kids then

      • Stu Pidazzo
        November 24, 2016 at 7:57 am

        Family planning, libido control, and free condoms are for rich folks! Send me more “govment assistance”!

    • Carlos Danger
      November 24, 2016 at 11:31 am

      Solution: Don’t have 7 kids.

    • ya sound Ignant!
      November 26, 2016 at 12:14 pm

      You spell abhorrently.

  • Wesawbearsonce
    November 23, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    I guess the dad was at work

    • Turd Burglestein
      November 23, 2016 at 4:17 pm

      Or prison.

      • Paul Larson
        November 24, 2016 at 1:04 pm


        This is for you.

        Type 1 poop 1 Separate hard lumps, nuts (hard to pass)
        Type 2 poop 2 Sausage-shaped but lumpy
        Type 3 poop 3 Like a sausage but with cracks on the surface
        Type 4 poop 4 Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
        Type 5 poop 5 Soft blobs with clear-cut edges
        Type 6 poop 6 Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
        Type 7 poop 7 Watery, no solid pieces. Entirely liquid

        • Turd Burglestein
          November 24, 2016 at 2:56 pm

          Paul…I had no idea you were a poop connoseiur. That’s really cool man. You should check out my blog. It’s called dailyscat(dot)blogspot(dot)com. I have some awesome specimens of exactly what you pointed out. Then there are some that are just true works of art. I even have one where my shit looked like google’s android robot. Feel free to leave comments there too. Let me know if you ever get a blog up and running like I suggested the other day and I will stop by and check it out.

          Hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving

  • Paul Larson
    November 23, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    Not to rub anyone’s nose in my awards… but here is a letter and a rosewood engraved pen I found:

    Worcester Telegram & Gazette

    Dear Mr. Larson,

    July 2, 2012


    Your letter to The People’s Forum has been selected as the Letter of the Week.
    Your engraved rosewood Telegram & Gazette Letter of the Week pen is enclosed. We hope you enjoy it.

    Chris Sinacola
    Editor of the Editorial Pages

    Of course now the T&G is just an apologist for the undemocratic Democratic Party!

    Paul Larson

    • Paul Larson
      November 24, 2016 at 10:57 am

      I didn’t post the above letter from the T&G. Someone else did. However, I would like to ask Future History if he is a Marine or a former Marine. If he is, we can meet for a chat at the VA on Lincoln Street.

      Also, how did the MSM treat Trump? They pushed him with free advertising to become the Republican nominee during the pre-convention debates. They gave him so much free publicity. Of course, they did that because they thought he would be the easiest outsider for Hillary to beat.

      Then once he got the nomination, they, out of the blue, started calling him a racist, a fascist, a homophobe, and a woman hater. If the Democrat MSM can do that, do I not also have the right to do exactly the same thing, only I depend on true history. It is factual and I list sources. No body so far has refuted what I have said. They can only attack me personally instead of dealing with the issues. Future History makes me sound like a victim of a homosexual. However, l would instantly kill anyone who tried such a thing as he speculates. That is why Professor Wally Jay, in the Black Belt Hall of Fame, asked me if I wanted to be Black Belt magazine’s martial artist of the month. I turned him down. Then he suggested Inside Kung Fu magazine or Kick magazine. I turned them all down. Just like when I turned down a Purple Heart when I arrived at the hospital in Danang. The man who offered it to me said it would come in handy later in life. I told him forget it. Just like when I turned down a promotion to Yondan from Shodan from Master Higa, 10th Dan, in 1978, in Shuri, Okinawa.

      What I am doing is payback. I am paying the Democrats back for their lousy strategy on how to help Hillary win. I have been writing to the T&G since 1965 letters to the editor on racism in the USA. I am just treating Democrats the way they treat Republicans. Fair is fair.

      Paul Larson

      • Paul Larson
        November 24, 2016 at 4:13 pm

        Alexander Hamilton was a Federalist, not a Jeffersonian Democrat. In fact, he was killed by Burr, a Jeffersonian Democrat.

        “In 1799, New York State decreed gradual Emancipation for its slaves, freeing males at 28 and females at 25, “the free Negro voters increased in number and activity.”

        “As more blacks obtained the suffrage, they soon aligned themselves with the Federalist Party, led, in good part, by wealthy landowners and merchants. This party, as opposed to the (Jeffersonian) Democratic-Republicans, was more liberal in its attitudes toward the African-American population both in New York City and upstate. It was the same party (the Federalist Party), moreover, which had been in control of the legislature at the time Gradual Emancipation was enacted. This alliance did not bode well for the future prospects of the African-American in New York City.

        “By 1813, for example, it was said that the votes of 300 free blacks in New York City decided the election in favor of the Federalists and determined the character of the state legislature. When the Federalist majority was OVERTURNED at the next election, immediate steps were taken to check the influence of the African-American in New York City. Thus, in 1814, a law was enacted (by the Jeffersonian Democratic-Republicans) providing for the recording of certificates of freedom. This law, applicable only to New York City, required that these certificates be recorded in the office of the Registrar. A copy of the same had to be produced by every free black man at elections BEFORE HE COULD VOTE. THE OBVIOUS INTENT WAS TO PUT DIFFICULTIES IN THE WAY OF THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN ELECTOR.”

        Paul Larson

        • Paul Larson
          November 24, 2016 at 4:19 pm

          Source: Page 112-113, The Afro-American in New York City, 1827-1860, by George E. Walker, Garland Publishiing, New York and London, 1993

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