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Springfield Slugpump Starts $5K GoFundMe To Move Family After Husband Dumps Her, Moves Back In With Him Weeks Later, Starts New $20K GoFundMe For Fake Car Accident He Was In

Springfield Slugpump Starts $5K GoFundMe To Move Family After Husband Dumps Her, Moves Back In With Him Weeks Later, Starts New $20K GoFundMe For Fake Car Accident He Was In

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This is Gina Kristek from Chicopee:

And as you can see she lets people treat her nose like a game of horseshoes and her tittoo looks like something Turtleboy Jr. drew in CCD.

A couple months ago she started this GoFundMe for her and her kids after she broke up with her husband, and for some reason SHE was the one who left the house:

This is her husband Steve Kristek:

Obviously someone you’d wanna procreate with.

She wasn’t happy about the breakup and posted about her broken heart a lot:

And while she was raising $5,000 for a new place to live, he was looking for a roommate in their Springfield house:

After sharing the GFM a million times on Facebook she ended up raising $1,365.

This was a month ago.

Gina never got her own place. Instead she moved in with Mom. Then she ended up getting back with her husband. She must’ve forgotten to update the GoFundMe and return all the money to the morons who were throwing pity cash at her though.

Well, in the least shocking turn of events ever, Gina’s got another GoFundMe up again. Once again she’s using her kids so people will be more likely to donate, and this time it’s for $20,000.

So her husband was in a motor vehicle accident last week, and now they need $20,000? Yup, that sounds legit. The same husband who dumped her and forced her out of their home, prompting her to raise $1365 she didn’t need because she ended up moving back in with him anyway. Yet morons have still donate another $455 to this scam. The lesson here is simple – children sell. If you want to make money, start a GoFundMe and put your kids on it. It doesn’t matter what comes next – morons will give you money.

Let’s start with the fact that there very likely was no car accident. She doesn’t say where it took place. We’ve looked everywhere in Western MA for news of this “accident” which sounds pretty serious, and we can’t find anything.

Then let’s talk about how he “HAS NO HEALTH INSURANCE.” Yet he lives in Massachusetts, where everyone has taxpayer funded health insurance if they can’t afford it. He also allegedly was on his way home from work when he got into this accident. An employer that likely has set up a healthcare provider for him. He’s also got four children, which would mean they’re also uninsured if he is. Sure thing bud.

Oh, and here’s the best part – it didn’t rain on August 18, the day of the alleged hydroplaning accident:


Then there’s this:

“Just received the news that Steve’s car is totaled. the value of the car is useless to us because it has to be used to pay the car off.”

I’ve read that several times and am no closer to understanding whatever the hell she’s talking about. It has to be used to pay the car off? Wait…..what? If he has car insurance then you take the check from the insurance company for the value of the car and you put it towards a new car. Pretty simple.

I really hate losers who have zero shame begging for money with GoFundMe’s. It’s such a terrible look. No one should ever run their own GoFundMe. If you can’t find someone to start one for you, then don’t have one. What’s even worse is when you not only are making up lies to raise cash for yourself because you’re too much of an irresponsible deadbeat to pay your own bills, but you also exploit your kids because you know that they’ll bring in the cash.

How long until she takes this one down?


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28 Comment(s)
  • Chris
    May 23, 2021 at 11:08 pm

    Hello this is one of her sons and I’m asking you kindly to take this post down. I don’t want this to pop up when my brothers search up their fathers name for a school project or something. I know what she did was shitty but there was no reason to make this shitty article about it. Please and thank you

  • Sarah
    February 2, 2018 at 2:43 am

    Well I’m sure you can already tell the character of these people by the scam they’re pulling. But seriously the guy is a scumbag. How about the arson he committed in new Hampshire? Loser!

  • For me to know
    August 29, 2017 at 7:48 am

    Gina is A whore . I grew up with her and she isn’t a friend of mine. That herpies, aids infested slut. She lets men run trains on her for 1500 dollars at a time. Learn to be faithful you dumbass. Oh wait you can’t keep spreading your STD’s.

  • Christa
    August 27, 2017 at 12:35 pm

    Well when she said “the car is totaled and the insurance check goes towards paying the car off” that means they have a loan on the car…n when you have a loan n you total that car yes you get the value of the car but however much they owe on their car loan the insurance gives it right to the bank n if they owe more than the car is worth they get nothing…it all goes to the bank!! So therefore they won’t have any money to put down on another car…I know this cuz its happened to me…sucks big time! But she shouldn’t be setting up all these go fund mes thst shit is ridiculous!!!! N yea they all can get mass health especially if they have four children!!!!! Retards!

  • CuntasaurusH8tr
    August 26, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    And it’s already taken down!

  • LAL
    August 26, 2017 at 10:17 am

    Im pretty sure if your involved in a car accident your auto insurance coverage pays for the emergency room and doctors visits up to a certain coverage amount even if the person was at fault

  • Berkshire TurtleRider
    August 26, 2017 at 7:03 am

    How can he not have health insurance? Didn’t BarryCare fix that? LOL

  • August 26, 2017 at 12:42 am

    You have to wonder about this bag of rocks, as she apparently wrote on her Go Beg Me Page, “Yes, we are aware of the false article published by turtleboy. And no we don’t care. They’ve been asked to remove it. ” If she didn’t really care, as claimed, then why ask to remove it? Plain and simple: The twat’s a drama whore, attempting to extract every last bit of attention in her 15 seconds of shameless fame.

  • SJWHater101
    August 25, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    I’ve got to disagree on one thing TB. Sometimes serious car accidents are NOT covered by the media. However, this cunt is obviously scamming people, and shame on her. The exploitation of tragedy for the almighty dollar is sickening.

  • Princess Slayer
    August 25, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    The best part of this blog was catching the girl in the comments lying about having a brain tumor. You can’t get away with that lie to someone who’s been there. I’m usually nice. With that lie …not so much

  • WhWhat?
    August 25, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    tittoos – check
    nose ring – check
    other facial piercing – check
    neck tattoo on male – check
    neck tattoo on female – check
    significant other with tattoos – check
    one or more parties making obscene gestures – check
    pit bull – check
    overfilled eyebrows – check
    Go Fund Me – check
    domestic drama- check

    Bingo! I’ve got Bingo!

    BTW – He posts he won’t get rid of his dogs, but the wife and children moved out? What?

    • Matthew P DAgostino
      August 25, 2017 at 8:38 pm

      Not Bingo just yet… Did you find the ubiquitous picture of someone wearing a Chicago Bulls hat?

    • Stunt Penis
      August 27, 2017 at 6:35 am

      “BTW – He posts he won’t get rid of his dogs, but the wife and children moved out? What?”

      A man has to have his priorities.

  • Publius
    August 25, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    has she contacted attorney dick vulva yet?

  • Sonny's Mom
    August 25, 2017 at 3:58 pm

    It’s painful to see the look of contempt and loathing on his face when they’re together. But she’s probably got an excuse for that, too.

  • Baron von Douchebag
    August 25, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    This is kind of sad, because the kids are cute, and deserve a future and good parenting. They obviously won’t get it with these two self-involved beasts. Which is just going to fuel the cycle.

    Social media has made the kind of economic and mental poverty these people exist in worse. I don’t know, but 30 years ago, you were kind of poor or lower middle class and living in a shit town but you just made what you could of it.

    With social media, you need to slather yourself in absolute bozo-the-clown looking tattoos, facial studs, whigster clothes, and post pictures of yourself throwing the bird with expensive bottles of liquor you can’t afford. Social media is driving these… intellectually deprived people… further into the abyss. Nobody is working on a plan at the community college because they are just a heartbeat away from hitting it big on Instagram.. like that’s going to happen to anyone west of 495.

    Again, feel bad for the kids having morons like this for parents. It’s weird that people like this do everything they can to sabotage future employment… tattoos, throwing the middle finger, face metal. There is literally nothing these people are doing to get themselves out of poverty, they just lurch from the next petty scam to the next.

    Again, pretty sad because when you see a clutch of innocent kids you wish you could whisk them away from this goofball clown show.

    • itsjustme
      Yep true
      August 26, 2017 at 8:08 am

      I must have the most boring fb on earth. I don’t have a single selfie, in fact I’ve only taken one selfie in my entire life and that was to show my cousin my haircut and then i sent it to her and only her. I have no pictures of my tongue or anyone’s tongue. Nobody’s middle finger, especially mine. You might find a swear or two but it would probably take you a while and then it would only be friggin or damn. No pictures of my husband in a wife beater- he doesn’t even own one. We both have two small tattoos but you won’t see them on there either. I think the only picture of any sort of alcohol you would find is one from our wedding almost 20 years ago and we both have a glass of wine in front of us. You wouldn’t catch us fighting on fb for the world to see, we rarely even argue anyway and definitely wouldn’t drag it onto social media.
      This may make me sound old but I’m only in my late thirties. Sometimes I feel like there is very few mature people my age in the world, the stuff I see the people post I went to school with makes me cringe most of the time. I have very few friends my age because many of them still act like they are in high school despite the fact that they have kids in high school. They jump from one low paying job to the next, while we have careers, my husband has had the same job for 21 years, not the same job but with the same company.
      Many of these people were teenage moms and now are grandparents because their children had kids really young. I too was a teenage mother but I am happy to say instead of letting that destroy me it gave me the motivation to better myself and the child I had young graduated high school a year early. I also went on to college myself and have never been on welfare. Sorry I’m rambling.

  • KimberlyS
    August 25, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    She’s doubling down – she posted this update on GFM at about 2:30 pm today:

    “Yes, we are aware of the false article published by turtleboy. And no we don’t care. They’ve been asked to remove it. Police report is filed and we are contacting an attorney. If it is not removed the police will be filing a no harassment order. It’s really sad that good hard working people can’t ask for help without their names being dragged through the mud. But we’ll just keep on keeping on. Thank you to those that have shared and donated. We appreciate it very much”

    • itsjustme
      August 26, 2017 at 8:27 am

      She is doing a lot,posting the police report, tow receipt. It still doesn’t say he hydroplaned, he just lost control and wrecked his car. I’m so sick of people running to goscamme for every little thing. It’s a 12 year old car, how does he not have it paid off by now, how much can he possibly owe?

  • Stunt Penis
    August 25, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    GoFundMe is the online equivalent of intersection begging. Donating to anything on gofundme is like pissing away your money.

    It sounds like they are “upside down” in their car payments… e.g. they owe more on the car loan than the vehicle is worth. A very common occurrence when you take out a car loan.

    Next time, save your money (e.g. don’t waste your money on tats which defile your body and make you look like a 2-bit streetwalker who takes it anally) and pay cash for the car instead.

  • livesinlowell
    August 25, 2017 at 11:47 am

    Gina those tattoos make you less attractive. Maybe you should spend less cash on tattoos and saved a little for your kids.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 25, 2017 at 11:29 am

    BEWARE of the 5 head!!

  • itsjustme
    August 25, 2017 at 11:00 am

    I don’t understand why people put those fucking things in their noses, do they really think it looks good? I think it makes them look like sewer trash. Yuck.
    All these people begging on gofundme after an accident because they were too stupid to get GAP insurance just boggles my mind. Its super cheap, barely cost anything, and then you don’t have to worry about paying off a car after it’s wrecked.
    Heres a tip Gina, next time check the weather before you post your next goscamme.

      August 25, 2017 at 11:15 am

      Here is Jimmy’s 2nd tip of the day! Put rental coverage on your car please. I get more people in my office that think they have rental coverage because they have full coverage. It costs $60 a year to get $30 a day for 30 days coverage unlimited times a year.

  • bigdaddy
    August 25, 2017 at 10:51 am

    Thats a face that says ” i love anal”

  • Publius
    August 25, 2017 at 10:27 am

    People really are morons for donating to these pity pleas. Pretty much when the kids are invoked you know it is fake. And if that is not appearances do matter and are a good way to judge the quality of the person.

      August 25, 2017 at 10:53 am

      If you buy a used car and you finance everything on a $5000 car now you owe $6000 you make payments for 6 months then car gets totalled. The insurance company pays off loan and you get a check for the difference if there is anything left over. Smart people who have zero down payment take out GAP insurance which covers everything. Without GAP insurance you could owe $22k on a $20k car it gets totalled and insurance will only pay value of car which us $20k leaving you to owe your lender $2k. All ways pay for GAP insurance people unless you own your car outright. Your welcome

      • itsjustme
        August 25, 2017 at 1:45 pm

        I have never financed a vehicle without getting gap insurance, it’s really stupid not to, it barely cost anything.

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