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State Rep Michelle DuBois Says A Boy Tried Raping Her In High School, Another Boy In A Closet Saved Her, And She’s Not Outing Him Unless He Makes The Supreme Court

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Brockton State Rep Michelle Dubois is at it again. No, she’s not tipping off drug dealers that ICE agents are doing a raid, or demanding that an entrance named after a Civil War general be renamed because his last name is misogynistic, or not paying her utility bills, or violating campaign finance laws. She’s already done all that.

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This week she couldn’t keep the Kavanaugh-Ford spotlight off of her, so she had to chime in with her own #MeToo story….

So let me get this straight. She was 14 years old with an aggressive boy who wouldn’t take no for an answer. Then all of a sudden a hero boy came out of the closet (no pun intended) and pulled the aggressive teen boy off of her. Because evidently this white knight sits in closets all day waiting to save 14 year old girls from rapists.

Here’s the best part – she knows who it is, has only told her husband, but is keeping this rapist’s name a secret UNLESS he was nominated to the Supreme Court. Ya got that? There’s a dangerous rapist out there right now, probably raping tons of people, and Michelle DuBois is doing him a solid by keeping his identity a secret. However, should this rapist choose to attain a promotion to the Supreme Court, THEN, and only then she would let the world know that he is in fact a rapist.

You can’t make this stuff up.

She acknowledges that her story, although pretty much the exact same thing that Ford says happened to her, was not nearly as bad as Ford’s exact same experience. In other words, Ford’s experience was “much worst”:

Her Momma told her that life is like a box of chocolates. Except some of the chocolates are roofeys and end up with you getting raped. Hopefully a boy in a closet will come out and save you at the last moment as well.

What else do you need to see? #MeToo is a joke. What Michelle DuBois just did is basically the same thing Christine Blasey-Ford did. Sat on an alleged incident that no one can verify for 30 years and then made it public once her attacker was nominated to the Supreme Court. She was so worried about the animal Kavanaugh that she did nothing while he was sitting on the bench as a judge for all those years. Both of them are making it up. And it’s OK to call people out on their bullshit even if people call you meaningless shit like “rape apologist.” The truth is the truth, and it doesn’t care about your feelings.

P.S. If you live in Brockton, East or West Bridgewater and are in her district, make sure you show up to vote on November 6 for John Cruz. This woman is an embarrassment, and people living in these towns should be humiliated that this woman represents you and embarrassed your towns on a daily basis.

13 Comment(s)
  • Randy
    October 1, 2018 at 1:13 pm

    I know when I cant decide who to vote for I check here first.

    Congrats on your pro-rape stance. I wonder you cant stay on FB?

  • Lying Hoes
    October 1, 2018 at 6:19 am

    It’s a woman’s world and coniving hoes know it. Even the accusation is enough to ruin a person doesn’t matter if you’re exonerated 18 months later. Watch your back around sneaky women that means all women.

  • A-J "skippy" Baker
    October 1, 2018 at 5:58 am

    Fuck it… everybody knows anyways… and I have been drinking wine spritzers steady since Thursday night… It was me! Ok it was me! I raped her.

    Me AJ “skippy” Baker, that’s right the Governor’s son…. dad always told me I wouldn’t amount to anything… wellll dad here I am are you proud? I’m in the news so I guess I did something right, now you really are just like Deval Patrick… who’s the bitch now Dadddd!!!

  • WokeWhitee
    October 1, 2018 at 5:03 am

    Woman walks into a police office.

    “I’d like to report a sexual assault.”

    Officer: Okay, tell me about it. When did it happen?

    Woman: I don’t know, but it was around 35 years ago.
    Officer: Um, okay. Where did it happen?

    Woman: I don’t know.

    Officer: How did you get there?

    Woman: I don’t know.

    Officer: How did you get home?

    Woman: I don’t know.
    Officer: Did you report it then?

    Woman: No.

    Officer: Did you tell anyone about it at the time?

    Woman: No, I waited 30 years to tell someone about it.
    Officer: You didn’t even tell your husband about it before then?

    Woman: No. I waited 30 years to tell anyone about it.

    Officer: Were there any witness?

    Woman: Yes, four. Here are their names.
    Officer: We’ve spoken with all four of them, and all four deny it. Several denying even being there. They signed sworn statements, under penalty of felony.

    Woman: Well, they’re all drunk or troubled.
    Officer: Why is it you can’t remember any of the details?

    Woman: Trauma.

    Officer: Well, who did it?

    Woman: Brett Kavanaugh. I’m 100% certain it was Brett Kavanaugh.

    Officer: How can you be certain it was Brett Kavanaugh?

    Woman: Trauma.
    Woman: Oh, and I took a polygraph.

    Officer: Who paid for the polygraph?

    Woman: I don’t know.
    Officer: Would you come to DC to tell your story to Congress?

    Woman: No, I’m afraid of flying.

    Officer: How did you get here today?

    Woman: I flew. I fly all the time. I love travel.
    Officer: When did you decide to go public with this?

    Woman: A few days ago.

    Officer: When did your employer scrub your bio, and when did your high school yearbooks all mysteriously disappear form the Internet?

    Woman: Weeks ago.
    Officer: I’ve had an experienced sex crimes prosecutor from Arizona review all your materials, and she says no reasonable prosecutor would pursue your case. It’s less than a “he said, she said” matter because your witnesses actually refute you.

    Woman: But Safeway!
    Officer: Do you understand that this all adds up to a highly suspect, and possibly demented, accusation against a person held in high esteem throughout his career, who already underwent 6 FBI background checks?

    Woman: Safeway! Safeway!
    Officer: Given that you can’t remember even major details about this traumatic event in your life, do you even know what memory is?

    Woman: Epinephrine codes memories into the hippocampus, and so the trauma-related experience is locked there, whereas other details kind of drift.
    Officer: Okay, so you do actually know some things. Why can’t you remember the most basic details about this event?

    Woman: Safeway! Mark Judge went pale! Sen. Hirono leaked my letter to the media! Oopsies! (In coached baby-girl voice that sounds ridiculous for a 50 yr. old woman)
    Officer: We’ve checked, and the Safeway you keep going on about wasn’t even built until 1986. You’ve said the incident happened in 1982.

    Woman: (Keeps looking over at the Democrat committee staffers)
    Officer: Oh, and the first cell phone wasn’t invented until several years after the alleged incident, and cost $5,000. Dr. Ford, did you have a $5,000 cell phone 4 years before it was invented?

    Woman: (Senator Hirono?)
    Officer: I can only conclude that Judge Kavanaugh should be investigated by the FBI for a seventh time.

    Woman (Doubles down on baby girl voice, smiles at Sen. Hirono): Squee!

    Officer: Did you say Squi?

    Woman: Nevermind. I got what I wanted (checks Go Fund Me accounts).
    Woman (Texting husband): Honey, I’ve looked at the Go Fund Me balances, and now we can have as many front doors in our house as we want!

    LADY JUSTICE: Catches the last train for the coast.

    • yikes
      October 1, 2018 at 6:05 am

      I get your point but it’s just too long, if the comment section wasn’t so f’d up it wouldn’t be a problem.

  • The illness called Liberalism
    October 1, 2018 at 4:40 am

    Another crazy liberal twat ! Yep ! This is the face of the Democrat Party.
    Keep on voting the (D) folks !
    This is the product.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    October 1, 2018 at 4:34 am

    Ive not read this article, yet, but this cunt says a boy in the closet saved her? Is this a ‘closeted’ allusion to pillow biters?
    Shit, this woman is another lying nutcase…case closed. Is she any relation to Fraude Gorman? She looks too fat to run any distance (even abbreviated).

  • Judge dread
    September 30, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    We need to bring back battlefield flame throwers. Use this idiot as a beta test subject.

  • CASEYS Band Of Cucks
    September 30, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    Matt Damon was the rapist in hiding in the closet and Ben Affleck was trying to coax her into a Good Will Hunting 2 some.
    Ben the media whore knew certain lifestyles were frowned upon before release of Good Will Hunting.
    Lets hope alcoholic Matt and fall down drunk Ben never run for political office. Or else their transgession one of many will be revealed avcording to various gay mag publishers. The real question is who was the 3rd preteen naked boy running from matt and the closet.

  • John Doe
    September 30, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    Oh, so THAT’S how she’s going to spin this? She honeypotted me into the closet and some dudes who were already there hiding grabbed me from behind. I barely made it out of there with my ass intact!

  • Boofer
    September 30, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    We should all listen to TBS to determine who we’re going to vote for. “Cuz TBS is smart.

    Hey TBS, what ever happened with your devil’s triangle love relationship with Mike Gaffney and his wife?

    Because TBS is so f’n smart.

    • Fucking Mindless Twits
      September 30, 2018 at 11:05 pm

      Boofer, have you ever listened to these knuckleheads? It is comical, but only because you sit there and can’t help but laugh at them. I’ve followed them. It’s nuts, all these raggedy ass white folks all join in commenting and agree like mindless twits on every little thing the head guy there, some dink from Worcester, rolls off his dick cushion tongue. They lap it up like trailer park cabagge patch kids addicted to oxys at a incest orgy. And that fucking moron, the beer stenchy foul mouthed moron Killoron, his whole angle is to swear while being as spastic as possible. They take all these local and sometimes National issues and put the dumb fuck hypocritical spin on everything that reeks of ultra-conservative rhetoric, while decrying they are apolitical. One doesn’t address all the political issues they blog about and get to say they are apolitical. They also get some really ding bat broads to join them, but for what, is beyond me. Most of them seem to be beaten wives who whimper at home while sucking hubby’s dick before the beating. Then they come on the shows and comment on blogs to get it all out. I dare say, they should really consider addressing the issues at home and stop taking it out on the people they attack. Hubby is the problem honeys not all the lefties, ahahaha those meany lefties. I suspect they will last as long as Trump remains in office, because they are really just whit-less focktoids that try to mimic his nonsense, and do so without any originality to offer. Once Trump goes down in a blaze of glory, this type of rhetoric will implode and so will these idiots.

      • VictimsShouldBeBelievedCharlie
        September 30, 2018 at 11:27 pm

        Charlie stop. Your son needs a competent attorney not a silly post by you to deflect criticism of his alleged criminal acts.

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