John Cruz Stepped Up To Run Against National Laughingstock Michelle Dubois For State Rep, So Make Sure To Write Him In Tomorrow If You Live In The Bridgewaters Or Brockton

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Tomorrow’s primary election day and we’re gonna have a blog later with the Turtleboy Ticket for people you should be voting for. But this one deserves its own blog because the person who is being challenged is the biggest embarrassment who has ever lived:

Michelle Dubois. The same woman who last year tipped off drug dealers that ICE was doing a narcotic raid in Brockton, and gave them advice on how to keep doing business without getting busted by law enforcement:

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In doing so she directly endangered the lives of ICE officials and interfered with a police investigation. If it was even true. This is a woman who is so careless that she hears a rumor from her “friend in the Latin community” and immediately rushes to Facebook to tell the world about it like it’s a fact. There were reports of Brockton firefighters responding to calls and people were too scared to open their doors because they thought it was ICE. She directly endangered the lives of the people she’s pretending to care about.

She claims that she thinks about the residents of Brockton, and East and West Bridgewater about 95% of the time, when she’s not helping illegal immigrants:

That number later changed to 90/10:

Then in March she embarrassed herself even further and became a national laughingstock by demanding the name of the General Thomas Hooker entrance be changed because she’s too immature to see the word “Hooker” and not think of a prostitute.

“Tone deaf patriarchal naming of an entrance.”

Even though his name is Hooker, and he’s a civil war general from Massachusetts.

(bangs head on desk)

Oh, and she doesn’t like to pay her utility bills either….


And because we exposed her time and time again this elected official chose to participate in a harassment campaign of our advertisers, which they called a boycott:

Well, she was running unopposed up until last week when this happened:

West Bridgewater businessman John Cruz, chairman of his town’s Board of Health, and brother to Plymouth County District Attorney Timothy Cruz, is mounting a write-in campaign during next week’s primaries to get on the general election ballot as the Republican candidate for state representative of the 10th Plymouth District. After nobody else stepped up to the plate, Cruz recently launched an effort to distribute stickers and palm cards to help achieve the 150 write-in votes needed on Tuesday to get a rematch with two-term Democrat state Rep. Michelle Dubois in the general election on Nov. 6.

If you live in Brockton, East or West Bridgewater, MAKE SURE TO WRITE IN JOHN CRUZ FOR STATE REP!! I don’t know anything about this guy. All I know is he’s not Michelle Dubois, and he wants to challenge Michelle Dubois because he is also embarrassed by the shenanigans of Michelle Dubois. She beat him in a pretty close election last time, but he needs 150 write in votes to get on the ballot. I know we have at least 150 turtle riders in those towns to get him on the ballot so he can take her out in November.

Look at the childish way she responded to this announcement:

“You know, perennial candidates have their place in democracy, even though John has run unsuccessfully four times for this seat, I still welcome the competition,” said DuBois, in an email to The Enterprise. “I am always going to fight for the residents of Brockton, West and East Bridgewaters, whether it is popular or not. And frankly, John running on the Trump platform is not what voters need or want. I wish him the best. Maybe try number six will be successful. Perhaps instead of just talking about my record, John should talk about what he and Donald Trump will do for the district, I am interested to hear what they want to do.”

Unreal. This is not an adult. This is the bitchy girl in class who won’t let you play in the sandbox with her. Of course her entire campaign centers around everyone she disagrees with being Donald Trump:

“In this day and age of Trump’s Republican Party, I think John running as a Republican and embracing Trump and his policies is tone deaf,” she said. “Frankly, I know the voters in Brockton, West Bridgewater and East Bridgewater and they have had enough of that nonsense.”

Because that’s what you do when you don’t have an actual record to run on.

From what I’ve read Cruz is a pretty moderate Republican. He has no associations with Donald Trump, and if he did there would be nothing wrong with that. Because at the end of the day he seems concerned with issues that actually affect Brockton, like getting state funding for public schools. Meanwhile, check out her Twitter and/or Facebook. Everything she posts is insane and ridiculous and directly relates to national issues that have nothing to do with Brockton. Like this take on the Mollie Tibbetts murder in Iowa by an undocumented immigrant:

Oh yea, she’s really concerned about people like Mollie Tibbetts. Yet if she was the representative from Mollie’s district she would’ve tipped off her killer about how to avoid getting picked up by ICE. But she totally cares. The amount of stupidity and tone deafness it takes to post something like this is startling.

Cruz put it best:

Cruz said the race for the 10th Plymouth District – spanning the south and east sides of Brockton, West Bridgewater and a part of East Bridgewater – is “not about Republicans or Democrats,” and that people from all across the political spectrum are sick of Dubois and her antics, which have embarrassed her constituents, put public safety at risk and created enemies on Beacon Hill.

Exactly. This isn’t about him being Donald Trump, so much as she will try to make it about that. It has to do with the fact that this woman is a walking shame. I don’t care how liberal you are, do you really want to be represented by the dumbest the left has to offer? Liberals will always control the state legislature. One republican winning in a relatively conservative part of the state won’t hurt anyone. If I were a democratic diehard I’d suck it up, vote for the Republican, and put up a better candidate in 2020. Ya know, an actual adult.

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John Cruz is hereby invited on the Turtleboy podcast. Have your people email us at turtleboysports@gmail.com. We’d love to interview him.

2 Comment(s)
  • Stunt Penis
    September 3, 2018 at 12:27 pm

    You do realize its simply a matter of moments before the morons in Brockton believe this dude is Ted Cruz who ran against Donald Trump, right?

  • deflateddoritodinks
    September 3, 2018 at 11:21 am

    If you’re going to be deported you’re not a fucking “immigrant”. You’re a deportee. LOL! English motherfuckers. Do you speak it? Of course they don’t.

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