State Rep Michelle DuBois Changes Story: Turns Out She Was Helping ICE By Letting Them Know On Facebook That So Many Drug Dealers Knew About Raids

State Rep Michelle DuBois Changes Story: Turns Out She Was Helping ICE By Letting Them Know On Facebook That So Many Drug Dealers Knew About Raids

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Update on the State Rep Michelle Dubois’ Facebook post urging drug dealers to lay low while ICE is doing raids in Brockton.

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This story has been picked up nationwide after we wrote about it. Her Facebook page is being flooded with thousands of comments every hour. She’s probably blocked well over 1,000 people. Pretty much anyone who disagrees, no matter how respectful, has been banned. Thus she has been shamed into issuing a follow up post. Turns out we all misunderstood her post. She wasn’t trying to interfere with law enforcement as they tried to do their job. She was HELPING ICE by letting them know that everyone in the city knows all about the raids already:

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Thank God she cleared that up. Here I thought she was being an overzealous SJW trying to make a name for herself by “resisting Trump.” Little did we know she’s actually an American hero.

God, this lady really is the dumbest politician we’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something. Gotta love this line:

“I am just forwarding a rumor that is all over Brockton. Actually I’m helping ICE to know (if they didn’t already) that the raids they are planning are already known about in the City.”

Because it’s her job as an elected official to not only spread rumors on social media, but urge people who are breaking the law to hide out for a few days. Sure, if she had some inside information about drug dealers being aware of the raids she easily could’ve just called up law enforcement and told them privately. But that apparently made too much sense, and she decided she’d let ICE know because she just kind of assumes they follow her on Facebook.

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Then of course she did what snowflakes always do – whine about words on the Internet:

“I am an elected State Representative and the response to one Facebook post has caused people from across the Nation to inundate my Facebook page with some pretty ugly and threatening posts.”

By “threatening posts” she means stuff like this:

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Constructive criticism? Very threatening. Better block them all.

Then she moved on to comparing her situation to that of undocumented immigrants in Trump’s America:

“If this is what happens to an elected representative – what must be happening to immigrants every day in our Nation, both documented and not documented.”

Yea, but this isn’t happening to undocumented immigrants. It’s only happening to people who tip off drug dealers that the feds are coming.


“Passing information along that is already all-over the community, not only lets the people I represent know what is happening, it lets ICE know that everyone in Brockton is aware of ICE’s planned raid (if there was one).”

It lets people you represent know what is happening? Oh, you mean like drug dealers. Yea, that was nice of you to let them know before they lost their stash.

“Having ICE know that this rumor is wide-spread in Brockton allows them to change the date if they feel the public’s knowledge of the raid would undermine their planned raid. So I do not agree with Sheriff Hodgson on his point that he made before a federal panel in WashingtonDC that my public Facebook post in anyway undermines law enforcement.”

Wait……what?? She wants ICE to “change the date” of their planned raid because Michelle DuBois, a woman who has no knowledge whatsoever of the planning that takes place for one of these raids, has arbitrarily determined that too many people know about the rumor. This is what leadership looks like coming out of Brockton. Shocking that it looks like such a shithole.

Also someone posted this link on our wall about Michelle DuBois, from an excellent muckraking site called Statehouse Sports. Turns out she’s a deadbeat who doesn’t like paying her utility bills:

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The question is, did someone tip her off on Facebook when the bill collector was coming? And is this how she pays back the favor?

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The best part about this story is that the woman now recognizes what it means to be Turtleboy famous:

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Ya know what Turtleboy famous means Michelle? It means we’re digging a plot for you in the Turtleboy graveyard. We all know you’re too gutless and classless to resign like you should. So it looks like we’re gonna have to have the people of East and West Bridgewater and East Brockton overthrow you in the ballot box in 2018. Ya know who knows a thing or two about the Turtleboy graveyard? The same woman who liked Steve Donovan’s comment that being Turtleboy famous is a good thing:

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Yup, Tracy Novick loved her job on the Worcester School Committee. But she did a lot of dumb shit like Michelle did, so we had to take it from her and put her out to pasture.


This is what Michelle is gonna be doing in January of 2019:


Ya know what the best part would be? If there were no planned raids and she just did this to feel self-important. I’d say 50/50 that’s what happened.

P.S. Michelle – previously you said that “no human being is illegal.” Looks like someone is guilty of a microaggression:

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Just sayin.


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29 Comment(s)
  • Cmon
    March 29, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    I’m thinking the SJW Democrats missed the memo. You’re not in charge anymore.

  • Wabbitt
    March 29, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    Impeach or recall, and throw her into prison with the scumfucks she’s protecting at the expense of her constituents.

  • Mabel hazelton
    March 29, 2017 at 12:04 pm

    Im her sister and our dear mother charged me for xare after i broke both my legs to the tune of six grand……albert e grady was the attorney who facillitated it!

  • WHAT?
    March 29, 2017 at 10:55 am

    If there are people coming to this country that have contempt for immigration laws, what other laws do they have contempt for?

    The majority of citizens of this country went through the citizenship process, or their ancestors did. There was a group that went through an extreme citizenship process. It was called the Revolutionary War!

    I’m inclined to think that the majority of Americans feel pride when they see a citizenship ceremony. Citizens swearing allegiance to The United States of America!

    What allegiance do the people here illegally have?

    What exactly is the problem with going through the process of becoming legal citizens?

    • WHAT?
      March 29, 2017 at 11:27 am

      If there are State Representatives that have contempt for immigration laws, what other laws do they have contempt for? Obstruction of Justice?

      If people have contempt for laws that the State Representatives pass, should there be consequences for violating those laws?

      • Chris
        March 29, 2017 at 3:38 pm

        Ideally Deadbeat DuBois should be expelled from the Legislature, but with the Deadbeat party in charge since 1958 it’s very unlikely Porky Pig DeLeo will allow a vote to kick a member out unless they have an R next to their name.

  • Hanginpossum
    March 29, 2017 at 10:33 am

    She’s completely full of shit. She doesn’t have any information about any raids. It was a failed publicity stunt.

  • Mom's basement
    March 29, 2017 at 10:02 am

    She reminds me of a chick I met on match. After that one date I never responded to any chick that didn’t have a recent full body picture in their profile.

  • Eric
    March 29, 2017 at 8:53 am

    Taking a page out of the Joe petty handbook. Classic

  • JoeMomma
    March 29, 2017 at 8:49 am

    What happened to Derek Kellogg’s tombstone? Somebody already knock it over in the graveyard?

  • Thanks 4 the tip
    March 29, 2017 at 8:11 am

    God dammit look at the kankles on this witch. Good thing we’re flipping the bill for her to have top notch healthcare. She’s one bacon burger away from a stroke.

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 29, 2017 at 7:38 am

    When you’re the size of a cow, wearing a dress with a cow pattern probably isn’t the brightest idea. But then again if you’re committing obstruction of justice by letting criminals know when the police are coming, you probably don’t have any bright ideas to begin with.

  • Independent Thinker
    March 29, 2017 at 7:26 am

    She should be arrested.

  • Talisman
    March 29, 2017 at 7:02 am

    It couldn’t be because of another story I read about a Massachusetts Sheriff talking about arresting politicians who subvert federal immigration laws, could it?

    • Strata
      March 29, 2017 at 8:22 am

      Michelle, do you know how insulting your “spin” of this is? Your initial post is clear. Despicable. I hope your ready to face the inevitable victim of an illegal immigrant crime in your community. Only 99.9% of the population are for deporting CRIMINAL illegals, and you know very well that’s all ICE is targeting. Thanks for spitting in the face of our citizens and taxpayers.

  • BlackandWhite
    March 29, 2017 at 5:55 am

    So her profile pic was taken pre-fupsloth

    • Lightning bug
      March 29, 2017 at 8:21 am


  • Fed Up
    March 29, 2017 at 5:33 am

    Yes, she was “helping ICE” by telling undocumented violent criminals not to go outside, stay out of sight, not to answer the door and to call a free legal advice hotline number.

    Has she no shame?

  • whatevuh
    March 29, 2017 at 2:20 am

    She needs to be lead away from the buffett table, holy crap. I bet she drives a 4×4, she would need it to haul that fat ass around

  • Richard
    March 28, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    Fat pig should be thrown into those wolves

  • Gas Pipe
    March 28, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    Holy back pedal Batman! Did she just fail horribly trying to put an alternate spin on what she was trying convey to her district?

    She should use the 40% self approved pay increase to pay her bills on time. Something all us legal resident taxpayers do that make much less than she does for doing nothing besides listen to her fat ass get bigger while spending the day on facebook.

    TB graveyard doesn’t have enough room to bury this fucking cow.

  • Make u famous
    March 28, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    Fairly certain that the Brockton Enterprise had this out before you. Only complete narcissistic assholes crave attention like you do. Just sayin

    • UsualSuspect
      March 28, 2017 at 9:42 pm

      Most TurtleFans don’t read the Brockton Enterprise, as I am sure it is just as enlightening as the Worcester Turtlegram that nobody reads, cat box filler for sure.

      • Wabbitt
        March 29, 2017 at 12:52 pm

        My dog wont even shit on the Turtlegram.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      March 29, 2017 at 7:09 am

      Or those that troll comment boards for self-validation. JS

  • Coach
    March 28, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    Coach says: She needs to hit the gym. If she is going to be running her mouth like that she is going to need some serious conditioning for the next election as she will be running to save her pathetic career! Another stellar take-down by the all powerful Turtleboy! Whooooohaaa!

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 28, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    That’s my girl! Keep the coast clear for me. Drugs = $$$’s. Only problem is she wants her cut in twinkies & ho-ho’s.

    • Thug Banker
      March 29, 2017 at 11:54 am

      Hey Turd ole buddy ole pal ole buddy ole pal. Can you hook me up with some quality product? The guy whose dick I normally suck has been selling me a lot of cut here lately. I’ve got lots of cash to work with as I just drained another one of my customer’s investment accounts by retroactively investing all their assets in this company called Enron. I’ve got about $200k I can work with today. I figure that will get me through the evening, then I’ve got to start shaving margins off some of my family’s accounts since they’re less likely to press charges on me when the SEC finally catches up to my worthless ass.

  • Swamp of Boston
    March 28, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    Of course she lives nowhere near the people she stands up for.
    SOOOO Typical. Put them in her neighborhood.

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